How does it feel to be privileged you fucking cunts from California and Australia?
You got hot chicks surfing which me as a normie would go for and since I live here all I can do is enjoy the 15-20 days of 20+ C weather without rain, per year.
How can you sit on chans knowing those hotties are out there and you just need to man up to get them?
We got beaches and hot girls but you might be suprised how often can we go to the beach here, at least in my region.
Come on it's not that bad.
Just look at her.
What passes for a normie in yurop is an introvert here.
Also, what passes for money in Europe barely makes you able to live in most of the big cities here.
Considering that you need both to pull women here, you'd be probably sitting here still even if you were here.
A man here is some Zyzz clone covered in tattoos who has been on cycles of steroids and growth since he was 16. So, once again you'd probably fail to impress any girl who is into the beach scene here.
no such fucking thing outside the very rare, most chicks will 'surf' as an image thing and really dont give half a fuck about it and are just as happy lying on the beach with their tits out
also if a chick is surfing she will be wearing a steamer not a fucking bikini unless she is completely fucking retarded
also, anytime you surf and get hit by some fuckwit its always a chick because they are so fucking uncoordinated a lifetime chick surfer still cant steer a fucking board properly
surfing is an expensive hobby that ruins your skin and takes a lot of time and effort for small rewards, chicks aren't into shit like that
Everyone here is ripped. If you're not, you're destined to be forever a virgin. It's like all the girls are exclusively fucked by a few select guys. A neet beta like me has no chance, so I am content to live on the chins and fap whenever I get that urge. Also, I have no desire to catch an std.
you wont be seeing this shit in the filthy summer
californiafag here, trust me you don't want to touch the surfer girls.
The appeal is cool and all, but real surfer girls have really fucking nasty skin from being in the sun all the time. The only decent looking ones are 18-25, after that their skin age really starts to show and they become wrinkled and dry looking women you so often see as the stereotypical white LA woman.
I had no problem with getting laid in the usa, it's not super achievement and I don't brag, just saying since USA has a chad culture as well.
Well I ment the summer tbh.
Kinda sad, but I know the drill from snowboard. When I snowboard I always get fucked up by some fuckwit(30%) or a woman who can't snowboard/ski for shit but goes to the "black" part of the hill so she can take selfies.
>They don't. That was why he had the appeal he had to women here.
So we got ourselves a little woggy. You are talking shit. Zyzz had no appeal here he was a complete fraud. Most guys look better than him after a month of exercise with no drugs.
Why the fuck is there always some little wog shit talking about Australians when you don't even live near us?
Well two white girls, one from the company I was at, one from a pub and 1 black girl I met at an airport in Atlanta, she was a waitress there.
Well I had a concussion thanks to a bitch like that. I broke her hand and 2 ribs tho. She was like sliding down a black trail 5km/h and turning sideways each time she saw a good spot for a selfie. I literally threw her up in the air the moment I've hit her.
reminder of what happens at beaches here when you skip school
Here, have an american surfer grill.
>complain about complainers who are not near you
>on a fucking island
>flying everywhere to get some jam
I could drill a hole thru earth.. Thats how far we are. Still have a serious right to say about you whatever i please
>Between all the dudebros and the fucking whores
similar problem here. I live in one of the biggest beach areas and its horrible when its summer or busy.
So many whores, rich pricks and cunts about. All snobs and elitists. There is also lots of violence because of them and too many foreigners hanging around trying to gib me dats.
>trying to sleep with 30c and 100% humidity
>he was a fraud
The only reason he had the following he had was because he was able to back up his claims of conquest.
>most guys look like him after a month of exercise
Most guys couldn't look like that after years in the gym completely natural.
>implying that australians are some unified group and not just the rich and the poor
You are giving yourself too much credit.
If you were pulling girls in nightclubs or off beaches from guidos and chads then you'd have some game here but you wouldn't be anything special here.
I do a lot of diving I guess surfers would piss me off now that I think of it.
Wog you are an idiot. Zyzz was a fake all drugs and plastic surgery and he died because of it. He also hung around with druggie trashy wog sluts. The guy didn't make it at all. Just your typical full of shit wog bullshit artist.
>Most guys couldn't look like that after years in the gym completely natural.
Mate every guy in my family including me looks better than zyzz and we don't do drugs. Zyzz is a faggot. Every guy looks better than zyzz.
I grew up in a coastal beach town, they are fine but you don't get the 10/10 beach babes you see on tv there. When I moved to Sydney the situation is even worse because the beaches are full of tourists being btfo by riptides, indians/wogs perving on children and women, the odd drunk and ugly women trying to be hot
lol, that fuggin sucks brah. That's the one good thing about living where I'm at, it's extremely gentrified and safe. I've only seen about two brown people around and they were both doing yard work, despite only being around 20 miles from the border...
>they are fine but you don't get the 10/10 beach babes you see on tv there.
I live in a beach area and ive met better looking women here than you ever see on the tv. Perfect 10s and all.
>zyzz was fake
I'm not denying that. Everything about him was fake but girls seemed to love him.
>he hung around with druggie, trashy, wog sluts
So? He also pulled a lot of pure Anglo girls as well.
>he didn't make it at all
He's famous. That's making it regardless of how he did it.
You won't post pictures, will you?
Zyzz may have been fake but the culture he created was not
yeah there are definitely some fine ladies on the beach. I would be very impressed to see someone not jacked pick them up though
I noticed one area here has recently got loads of mexican looking cunts hanging around. The sort of pudgy amerindian looking ones. I think its related to them trying to sell drugs here.
I saw one give me an inquisitive look because he hasn't seen a proper aussie man before and i gave him a fuck off you cunt look and he got started and ran away.
A guy on a windsurfing board once hit me on my head so hard I had to get stiched, fuckers don't even see what's in front of them or the warning buoy we putted up.
I'm not really into the tanned blonde blue eyed look tbh, not saying there wasn't some good looking girls but the town was small and most of the people that went to the beach were from my high school and the odd backpacker that'd stay there while traveling up and down the coast.
Brunettes with dark hazel eyes are better tbh
From my experience around these women
Polish are consistently prettiest, best bodies and friendly
American women are average but want the dick as much as I want to give it i.e. very easy
Australian women are least attractive and most up tight
Well tbh the best females I saw in my life was at beauty contests I've been to(3 of them) and they werent participants but the spectators.
I was sitting there and looking left and right instead of the stage.
I actually feel sorry for Anglos. Your women are either SJWs, fat or complete money grubbing whores. Most of you are raised by single parents and only a handful of you are successful while the rest of you are miserable.
I'm not defending Zyzz, I think he lived the fast and furious lifestyle which suits some people. However, you are clearly jealous of this guy's appeal to women and you are completely sexually frustrated, which makes complete sense seeing as you are Anglo.
stop talking about Australia you stupid wog. You are not Australian or live anywhere near us. This isn't your topic to talk about. Go play your video games or whatever little wog piggies do.
There's not that many avenues for chicks to get famous just on their looks here and there's only so many roles on home and away. I worked at a talent agency for a short time and most of the girls that came in weren't the typical blonde blue eyed aussie, they were all mutts or nonwhites hoping to cash in on being the token minority in ads.
>I was sitting there and looking left and right instead of the stage.
>tfw walking down a street in newtown in summer
I heard that the girls that go to those agencies basically say yes to getting fucked for money, I was always wondering if that's true since my ex became a "model".
I think it's an Asian or a non-white dude like a brown one.
some ghetto immigrant idiot with too many opinions and not a lot of life experience.
They don't live anywhere near the beach or among Australians so should shut it.
>Aussies live in the most wealthy nicest areas
>HURR YUR POOR WE WOGS R THE RICHEST
Why are wogs so insufferably retarded.
We are talking about the beach it takes a bit of affluence to live by the beach you idiot.
At my joint we just hooked up the girls/guys/kids with appointments to get jobs. I don't think that the whole sex thing for jobs is as big as it's made out to be but maybe I'm being naive and that's how they do it in the states.
So if not surfer girls, where can one find the best qts in Straya?
>pic related is 38 years old...
Revoke your Privilege EU IV HRE shitlord.
Norcal is fine other than cis-scum cops, but we of the SoCal masterrace (the only relevant part of this shithole cunt lel) can't even have our sacred wet t-shirt contests at raves anymore because of muh flyover states won't drain the Great Lakes to fuel our undeniably superior porn and weed culture. Topkek, I don't even know how everyone in every other state doesn't just kill themselves for being so useless and irrelevant. Lel.
>More important than LA culture and Snowy Plover watersheds
My fucking sides.
Topsnek, pic related is this shithole country without our superior multicultural culture. Hahahahahaha
mate if you're into asians you can go to a city, if you're into bleach blonde and orange skin white people you can go anywhere else
if you want actual qts just stick to the internet
Lol, I remember this girl I went to high school with was asking me for money, so I told her to be a whore. Like, two days later she's talking on Facebook about how she put in portfolios at modeling agencys...
Just goes to show all the women around here really are shallow whores. Should've hit it tho...
Australian women generally aren't that attractive. Just think of Australia as the inverse of Russia.
Of course there are exceptions but I would not come to straya in search of cuties
all the good looking women generally live near the beach or country here.
You know where real Aussies live.
You can see most of the models and celebs here come from places like that.
Surfer chicks are typically airheads and Stacys. Not even the fun type of weird / out there stoner, just the annoying normie type. You're not missing out.
And surfing isn't fun, anyhow
>aussies live in the most wealthy areas
Most of the 'Aussies' have left Sydney and Melbourne or moved out to the sprawl because they couldn't afford to live anywhere nice anymore.
Unless you are living on Bondi beach, it doesn't.
The best looking are all in the inner cities since they're vain as fuck and care about their looks and social status. If it's about personality then it's basically the same as every other country, you're either going to find a girl that's interesting or shitty
If everybody had an ocean
Across the U. S. A.
Then everybody'd be surfin'
You'd seem 'em wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blonde hairdo
Surfin' U. S. A.
You'd catch 'em surfin' at Del Mar
Ventura County line
Santa Cruz and Trestle
All over Manhattan
And down Doheny Way
Everybody's gone surfin'
We'll all be planning that route
We're gonna take real soon
We're waxing down our surfboards
We can't wait for June
We'll all be gone for the summer
We're on surfari to stay
Tell the teacher we're surfin'
Surfin' U. S. A.
Haggerties and Swamies
San Onofre and Sunset
Redondo Beach L. A.
All over La Jolla
At Wa'imea Bay.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S. A.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S. A.
Everybody's gone surfin'
Surfin' U.S. A.
Yeah but that's the states and that dude is a power player over there. He could make or break careers so the girls basically had to do what he wanted them to do.
The slags we had were mostly just doing photo shoots for supermarket catalogs and being extras on films/tv shows.
I heard from EVERY american outside California that California is a special snowflake, especially from people from the north or great lakes area.
Feels bad lads.
You guys realize that holllywood culture only exists in isolated jew hills with a literal giant wall around it surrounded by holocaust museums and the rest of LA is a beaner taco shop shithole right?
have you traveled mate? Do you actually rate Australian women against Russian, Polish, Baltic, Scandi??
I myself was sold on the whole, Australian women are beautiful thing before I left our glorious lands
You are in for a wonderful surprise.
You're fucking right we're special snowflakes.
My fucking sides are in orbit.
We're the only state worth draining the Great Lakes for.
>Knowing what it means to be relevant.
It's true though, theres no other place in the US like southern California, good or bad. I'm just glad I got lucky and was born in based San Diego rather than LA or worse... *gulp* the desert...
They're fine, all women look like shit compared to the romanticized notions of northern and eastern european women. At least we're lucky enough to be a few generations in of mixed breeding between anglo, irish and german with a healthy dose of skin cancer so that we don't have the English, Welsh or Irish look.
This is why I was asking if you had actually been there for yourself.
Go there and look at the women and interact with them. They are honestly in a different class mate.
It is not a bad thing, it is a very eye opening experience
>he doesn't have extended flags
pic related, the great jewish wall, other side doesn't even have google street view because of gated communities
Anons... I... I... I'm not actually from California. And I agree with all of you. SoCal is a shithole and needs to be destroyed. I just had to re-enact the responses I had with a drunk SoCal diaspora this evening.
I live in the Pacific Northwest, and it makes be happy that y'all realize how insane these people are. Please halp, they're invading. ;__;
Strayan women are probably better than the cunts here tbh
I'm sorry anon-kun. Here, have a qt
My nigga, I'm totally with you.
When I was in high school I used to do the surfing sandcastling beach erry day shit to fit in, but now that I'm older I've started to distance myself from everything...
Like now, I really enjoy hunting and shooting. It pisses off all my liberal friends but I just don't give a fuck anymore. I think I've been here for too long...
Not that guy.
I had a girlfriend when I was on exchange in Europe, she was great. Pretty, smart, nice and loved to fuck. I wanted to take her with me back home but she didn't want to leave her family and friends in Europe. So, I came home alone and I've been playing the dating scene in a major city since then.
I can say that after spending that time abroad with those people. The only thing I fucking hate about Australia is that the women here are completely entitled and stuck up with not much to offer in terms of looks or intellect.
It seems the only migrants we get here are married rather than singles which makes it fucking impossible to find decent looking women that you can stand to be around for more than 5 minutes.
I have no idea what to do. I guess I'll have go back to the life I had before I went abroad, sadly.
The best gf I had was Norwegian, Polish females are often cunts for Polish men. Norwegian gf was in 7th heaven when I did all those gentelman stuff we susually do and don't even consider it something out of the ordinary.
Walking/driving the girl home, opening the door, carrying the bags for her she said it like some other dimension compared to what she experienced.
So I guess the grass is always greener...
It doesn't get talked about much but for some reason beef curtains are incredibly rare in Australia, I'm an intern at a big public hospital and all the Australian women I see have innie vaginas, only black girls, immigrant girls(especially Americans for some reason) and sometimes Asian girls have beef curtains.
dude I completely agree with you. Funnily enough anyone else I have talked to with similar experience tends to say the exact same shit.
Just whenever I say anything about it on 4chan I get these no-nonsense guys just say shit like, "grass is greener", "bitter virgin", etc
Are you from Sydney? Im guessing you are cause of what you say about the women. You can go to Ivy on Thursday nights, it is free entry and generally filled with foreign women
Never was in California tbh, just a few majot cities and 1 shithole area called tri cities in the mid west.
Pic related, red areas are no go zones, blue is paradise.
>tfw live in the greatest surfing town in Australia
Life is amazing, everybody is in good shape, everyone is blonde and tanned and there's hot German tourists everywhere. Once you get past 30 your skin turns to leather and you die of skin cancer, but for now I'm loving life here.
If you don't live in Oregon/Washington, get the fuck up here, we need people like you. Redding/Norcal will join us later, but SoCal diaspora are moving here en-masse and are proving more destructive than Mexicans.
At least Mexicans get jobs and don't spend all day raiding restaurants because a nigger felon got shot in Missouri and then asking for more suburban housing, which drives up prices, which then leads them to complaining about muh rayciss gentrification .
This used to be a place where fucking nude lesbian bikers and innawoods preppers shopping a Cabela's could share the same street and just shake their heads and have bants. Now it's getting out of control.
I don't want the dream to die. ;__;
My job isn't vagina inspector anon, my job is just to do unpleasant jobs that are usually a nurses' responsibility like administering enemas and inserting and remove catheters and drips in order to get experience working with a lving human body, hence I've seen over 9000 dicks and vagoos over the last year, got really excited when I had a Muslim woman who probably had a circumcised vagina but she asked for a female doctor so I never got to see it.
>the grass is greener
Over there I had success, here even with having an active sex life for about 8 months I might as well be a virgin again. Nothing I do works for women here and I'm finding myself with garbage that I doubt I could even fuck drunk.
I'm not a club guy, sadly.
>here even with having an active sex life for about 8 months I might as well be a virgin again
So it's the same.
Basically if you don't try hard you don't get laid, it's like this everywhere if you want quality pussy and not trash with stds I mean I even know girls who are virgins at the age of 26 or something since they will fuck only after the wedding.
Quality pussy is always harder to get since either you need to be rich, super handsome or have a game beyond those rich and handsome dudes. So the last one is always trying really hard compared to 2 previous ones.
It used to be so easy holidaying in Hawaii before 9/11. My family would get waved through customs and shit for being aussie. I have an uncle and Japanese aunty who have lived over there since the 70s so we would visit them once a year as a kid.
Zyzz did make it tho, his goal in life was to spend his days lifting weights and going to music festivals and to spend his nights getting high at shitty clubs and fucking sluts. Not many people can say that they're living their life doing exactly what they want to do but he could, in the end that's pretty admirable.
>How does it feel to be privileged you fucking cunts from California and Australia?
They're fucking disgusting. They squander such privileges. I live in OKC, most of the Califags I've met that moved here said they hadn't been to a beach in years and never thought about it when they lived in California.
"I like living here because it's cheaper, now I can spend more money on food" *points to Hardee's cheeseburger* "and weed" I didn't make any of that up. 100% true story.
Not that anon, but you're both the same. Pretty much only weekend-vacation tier tbh. Then again, I'm partial against Hawaii because I'm a soulless ginger.
Venice beach is absolutely GOAT don't get me wrong, but SoCal in general seems to be a pretty shit-tier place to live.
Yeah, the weather is nice, but you have more dipshits per-capita than anywhere else besides New York and maybe Boston, and your traffic is worse than the crumbling infrastructure of Detroit.
Don't get me wrong, I love your drivers, if they wanna be dicks and need to go somewhere, they go for it, but being stuck in L.A. rush hour alongside six Buick low-riders with subs for 45 minutes will ruin the perception of anyone.
>going to look at women that aren't interested in you instead of staying home cuddling with your qt gf and marathoning Firefly under a comfy blanket
You a troll m8? Because I did similar earlier ITT.
>not taking your gf out to the beach as the sun sets and lighting a bonfire
>not cuddling up with her as you feel the sand between your toes and the pulse of the ocean
step it up Suomi
She was from San-Fran/LA, and pretty much is the stereotype of Cali-girls sans the no-lens glasses and prom-tier makeup.
I have three friends that live in SD and a couple who visited form the East Coast, and they agree with you. I've always viewed SD as closer to the border than LA but still somehow manages to be >white.
Keep up the good fight.
SoCal pretty much means the influence of LA culture. It spreads like cancer from LA to just south of Sacramento atm, though inroads have been made into SanFran which has driven out many of the subhumans who used to call it home and have driven them to based states like Texas, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington.
It's the culture that had the highest budget surplus of any state in the last half-century, had the technology to build desalinization plants for decades, and has the longest coastline of any state besides Alaska, yet still managed to run out of water to the point where the have to siphon it from Nevade and Arizona of all places, (they also wanted to drain the great lakes.)
tl;dr A cancer that is propped up by rich Joo diaspora who make it seem relevant, even though it's not, and owned by business tycoons who fund environmental regulations while fucking up the source of half of the nation's agricultural output by wasting water by hiring illegal immigrants.
But we do that every midsummer. Only, in a place that looks a lot like this and there is sauna.
We grill beef, drink beer, take a sauna and then swim in the lake.
But in winter we bury ourselves in couch pillows and marathon series, movies and play video games.
There are rentable ones, but a lot of people have parents who own a summer cottage with a sauna.
Yes, you could rent one. That's one of the selling points in Finland for tourists in the first place.
Yeah, that's cool I guess, but I can chill at the beach every day of the year, any time I want.
Pic related, just a short walk from my house
I wrote an autistic greentext post debunking your post.
But then I re-read it, and it's legit boss-tier gnar totes adorbz status.
But then I realized I wrote that because I was bitter.
I hope the cops didn't detain you and eye up your qt gf like they did mine.
If you still have her, keep her. :3
What's wrong beach beach voleyball, I play it quite often in the summer....