Talk about Alice here.
Or don't, it's not like she cares.
I fucking love Alice. Best Touhou. I love her so much I don't even know what to do with myself.
I've come to terms with the fact that more or less everybody on /jp/ does.
Sex with her is likely at least as enjoyable as sex with any other touhou, after all.
Have you never spoken to yourself or your computer as you used it? It seems normal enough to me. But even if she is batshit insane, I'll love her anyways.
And how is it not the same for Alice?
>That's cray cray.
Alice's doll-making skills are useful for microchip manufacturing!
IAlice invited to play with Sanae.
Sanae playing with new doll.
I want to be one of Alice's dolls. She treats them very well, and I'd get to be with her all the time.
She'll turn you into explosive doll and throw you like grenade, and boom.
Side benefits at best. If I want to see naked Alice, that's what porn is for.
Ok, I won't then
Let's talk about Shinki instead. Pretty good Touhou, yes?
I bet you just want me to post pictures of her lewd, pink, and possibly inverted nipples to prove you wrong
but I won't fall for it
I want to make her have sex with Shanghai and hotglue the both of them.
Pretty sure that's Marisa cosplaying as Alice, Anon.
Well, my friend, I'm pretty sure that Alice really loves to be tied up and
finger-banged in her pee-hole.She hopes that one day it'll stretch enough that a cock will fit in there too, so she can be fucked the way she really wants.
Is the power of flight with touhous something that is used commonly for travel or is it reserved for only for combat and important events ?
[spoiller]I sure do.[/spoiler]
If I marry Shanghai, does that make Alice my mother-in-law?
Shinki finds something "odd" in Alice's drawers...!
Then you guys are cool.
A genius gives you a chance to marry Alice. The catch is that you must live the events of "Annabelle" with your new wife. Make contract? Y/n?
She'd be kinda difficult to build right in 3.5 - Pathfinder gives more options, including a cleric build that'd get early access to Animate Objects as a spell-like ability.
Or you could play a more open classless system that lets you build your characters however you want.
Can I ignore Alice and hang out with Shanghai when it is over?
I would like to ram my dick into her tiny body, pushing her innards out of her mouth, killing her. I would then fap with her dying body until I came, my bloodstained cum seeping out of her mouth and nose.
Without having seen the movie, I'm sure that Alice could handle it no problem. It'd likely just be a prank on her part, even.
Alice is the most beautiful. Even when she has larvae in her breasts or is getting mindraped by some bugs.
It's true, she is. I can understand why that other anon wants to be that beautiful.
Improved too much for my taste.
Sorry Alice but fat pudgy bodies make me want to puke.
ZUN has said things from PC-98 are still canon unless something in a windows game contradicts them.
Akyuu doesn't count, it wouldn't be the first time she was wrong about someone's origins.
Does anybody have the name, or a link of, that one Alice doujin where she's having a birthday party, and everybody cancels on her at the last minute, so she uses her dolls to stage a fake party.
I can't find it through google or Danbooru and it's driving me insane.
The one where everyone pranked her and actually came together?
What does she dream about that's so terrible she needs to get pills from the moon traitors? Is it Reimu destroying her home and murdering her family? Or have all those shovel hits taken their toll? It is never stated that youkai recover from mental damage like they do physical. Alice could remain deranged for hundreds of years after Reimu's death.
Alice's stockings are the best stockings.
Alice's simply the best at everything.
I have good look of her face, it's really bright and pretty. That's all.
I remember having a dream a little while ago where I talked to her about dolls, but I don't remember anything past that.
I was playing/inside some kind of game where I was Alice. Exploring the hub city, I spent most of my time doing a sidequest where I had to take photographs of little sun emblems hidden around town on clocks.
Eventually, I went on the first mission and the gameplay switched more of a rail shooter style with me flying down a tunnel. Shinki flew up and started lecturing me about something.
There's no match for mochiki.
How's Alice going to get out of this one?
That might just be a very advanced form of masturbation.
I really like the suggestiveness of the picture, look at that chair's back rest.
I don't think it fits Alice, though.
i want to be Marisa to give her a kissu
>no matter how well concealed or subtle they are like anyone else Alice does have sexual desires.
That's what her dolls are for, are they not? Use those things to repress your desire privately, and then be the perfect, elegant magician for everybody.
Some people truly are asexual, and Alice has lived for a long time. I'm sure she's hit menopause by now, and with that comes the death of any sex drive. That, or side-effects from Eirin's pills.
I have freakishly large gorilla hands, and I have at most a 10 key stretch. Do you know what you can play with that kind of range?
Shanghai can play chopsticks. That's a terrible waste.
Yes, but the thing is 99% of those eggs are wasted before use in a regular human. Someone who doesn't age, and thus suffers no degeneration in the ovaries, would have enough eggs to last millennia.
I'm not sure what did he mean by "degradation", but it's indeed a known fact that women go into puberty with few hundred thousands of ovarian follicles. If each one of them was properly used even with normal 1-month period it would be enough for few thousand years.
Alice is an old hag!
All of her friends are dead!
>Alice is an old hag!
well those glasses sure aren't doing her any favors
I thought this was the smuggest doll possible.