Hey, 2016 is coming up quick! Which Touhou should all of the Americans on /jp/ write in on election day? It won't do any good if we all write in different Touhous so we should start deciding on one now!
The way I see it, our options are:
1. Miko - she can listen to ten times as many requests as other candidates, making her ten times as productive at being president
2. Kanako - focus on industry and alternative energy sources could help with peak oil crisis
3. Reimu - canon undefeated, just like America
4. Kaguya - instead of waging stupid wars she'd just take it easy
5. Reisen - hard working, knows how to dress for success
6. Satori - can read people's hearts, so she would know the best way to take action in our interests (strict upgrade over Miko IMO)
7. Remilia - cute loli vampire
8. Rinnosuke - a guy
9. Cirno - in all honesty Cirno probably should not be president (but that's just my opinion)
10. Seija - we've had a rough couple of decades but she could really turn this country around
11. Hecatia - one to control each branch of the government
Which do you think would be the best at running America /jp/? You're all registered to vote, right?
America was canonically defeated in Vietnam, for example. And it wouldn't be too difficult to defeat them on their homeground as well using a few nuclear bombs, except that the rest of the world isn't as inhumane to erase a few million people just for a war.
>the rest of the world isn't as inhumane to erase a few million people just for a war.
what? maybe you meant civilians? in which case, many other countries are still more than willing to do that.
USA's president isn't the main/sole force of power, despite what people think. There are actually three branches of government. (so yes, separation of power) Since she controls 3 hells, they're saying she could be all three branches of the government.
The topic of >>14159313 was about USA being defeated by a few nukes.
>USA's president isn't the main/sole force of power, despite what people think.
I'm sure most people in 4chan (who care what the normies think) think that US's president have little or no power at all. Almost all US president in 20th century except Theodore 'motherfucking' Roosevelt, and JFK are basically puppet.
Conservatives are corrupt
Opposition are idiots
I vote in two weeks
Will vote for lewdest Touhou
Nominations start now
Will take pictures
Yama will uphold the Constitution and protect our second right to bear arms.
>Okuu sounds like a prime choice for the development of advanced energy sources.
You are thinking of Kanako. Okuu is just living nuclear reactor. And she was chosen because she is a stupid simpleton.
Okuu's a good girl though! Character and integrity are the most important characteristics to look for in a leader. Want proof? Just ask yourself the following: Have the great crises over the past decades been caused by a lack of competence, or a lack of character?
Take the 2008 financial crisis for example. You had the most competent people in the world managing money, but what they ultimately lacked was good character and integrity. That's why we need Okuu for president. When the times gets tough, a good girl like Okuu will know to make the right decisions!
Meiling will introduce better foreign policies between China and America...
or sabotage the land of the free.