Lord of the flies edition
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I want to turn those mauses into dead mauses.
By giving them cute little helmets and teaching them how to make house music.
I'll also teach them how to hate modern EDM and antagonize other artists. I can't wait to see their twitter feuds with that new up-and-coming Gandharva who's been blowing up the charts.
don't forget to treat your waifu to dessert
>loops and shit
A fetish I can't quite explain. Except for the /ss/, I knew I had that one.
Don't give up!
Don't you give up!
Why would you stop writing there!? Just go for a little bit longer!
No! Stop! Listen to me! Don't give up!
Think of all the anons being denied their smut!
You can pull through! If a shithead like me can go out at four in the morning to jog for six and a half kilometers, then you can do something as simple as pound out a sexy piece of writing!
You WILL pull through! And that's why you should...
trying some stuff out and paying more attention to line economy
and gonna study crabs soon for a cancer sketch
Big Thighs, Hips, and Ass are the best
Yes or No?
>You just freed a Gargoyle girl from her stony prison
>Also she has really, really nice abs
>some anons sperging over the fact Ares is a woman in this setting.
It doesn't trigger me, but it's kind of bugging in a sense. In a setting where dogs, plants, the elements and even gods are horny girls, it's a little boring.
Feels like human men are more like prey, like cattle surrounded by predators. Even if there are monstergirls or gods who're friendly to humans, in the end you just know that deep down, they just want dicks because they're female, and it's MGE.
Not having a powerful male entity or god who's on par with all the strong female warriors and gods to relate to and strive to be makes it feel like human males are weak, easy targets. Like they're just there to be hunted by monstergirls like a cornered rats because they don't have any role model to look up to.
I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too.
>I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too
>I'd be kinda disappointed if the Chief God turned out to be a girl too.
I know it's a porn setting for self-inserting, but still, it feels kinda empty. I mean fuck, what's all the damn lore for if it's just for beating the bishop?
Huh. Oh well...
>A cross-breed with the upper body of a Mandragora and the lower body of an Alraune
waifu wants to
suck mustard off your weinerwhile you eat some other condiment from her vagina
>Huh. Oh well...
If it makes you feel any better, it's a transient position. The original Chief God, creator of all things, was a male. But he retired, and a comparatively inexperienced Goddess took up the role.
>That feel when no ideas and no desire write
I feel empty. Maybe I summon a leanan sidhe to help me out. Just need to travel to somewhere were the barriers between universes are thin, right?
Bonding to one that makes you exceed your native potential in exchange for early death and loss of interest in humanity is something that ancients have been doing since the wee folk were common.
It's from a movie, forget the name.
2 dudes find a girl with a cow tail, some people try to kill/capture her, they protect her, those fucked up things appear and fuck shit up, then let them leave unmolested as thanks for helping the girl.
>back at fast food joint
>pocket anubis and tanuki are once again having a knock down drag out fight over what to get
>atleast the cashier is amused
>my pocket hotel cleaning squad has escaped my suitcase(they keep calling it motherbase ) and are apparently making the most of the incident by taking bets from the crowds
>well all but the leader,she's taken to running and diving into cover at random..least I think that's what she's doing, she could be tripping on the hem of her camo maid outfit with matching eyepatch...
>atleast she isn't trying to Fulton cleaning supplies anymore
>pocket kiki is behaving atleast
She's definitely getting a Sunday this time while I lecture the rest again..
>still better than the last trip to the grocery store
There are people who wouldn't impregnate a centaur's
What are you going to ask Yeti Claus for? You have been good this year, right?
I'm going to ask her for a monster girl that will love me.
I don't care if it's something like an alp, I just want a monster girl that loves me and will be there for me at the end of the day.
But since she isn't real that won't happen.
>Feels like human men are more like prey, like cattle surrounded by predators.
> Even if there are monstergirls or gods who're friendly to humans, in the end you just know that deep down, they just want dicks because they're female, and it's MGE.
How about when you have an idea but don't know how you'd start or end it?
I wan to write a story about some guy finally returning from the war after about five years after its end, practically dragged back to civilization by old friends who've all already settling down with husbands and wives living full, healthy lives.
He and they were all a part of the legendary mercenary band who saved the world, and he has spent the last half decade trying to search for their Commander (his best friend) who disappeared in the final battle. So he's welcomed back with open arms by everyone, sees friends again, yet suffers from some minor PTSD and powerful fear that he failed to save the only person who ever truly believed in him.
So I'd want to build a definite contrast between someone fighting and failing to stoke that call to abandon this new life, and he part within that wishes to finally settle down and forget the war.
Yeti Claus leaves you with a photo of her and Shia LaBeouf side by side doing the DO IT pose
She leaves a small gift box under your tree, inside is one of her personal blue scarves and a note saying "Maybe someday". You feel unusually warmer when you wear the scarf
She drops a small basket at your front door, inside is a baby Ushi Oni wrapped in a blanket, you will either raise this Ushi daughteru and become happy or the Ushi will kill you when she's older
Yeti Claus delivers a new experimental bug killer, on her way out she takes a Dale's Dead Bug hat to wear
She delivers a small present with a DVD, the disc contains her own custom MGQ variant where all routes lead to Yeti love
Yeti Claus gives you a big hug while you're sleeping, you wake up wondering where white fur shed came from
Yeti Claus silently sneaks in a bookshelf containing several of her favorite doujins and Yeti figurines
She leaves a small scribbled note on your chest that says "das gay" and eats all of your cookies
>calling anyone else retarded
She's already married to Mr. Claus, it was never meant to be
You find a gift containing a weekend pass to a ski resort, Yeti Claus just happens to choose the mountain with the highest population of Yeti skiers and snowboarders and advises you to "act cold"
>stay on the bunny slopes with the Wendigos and Yeti kids
>Wendigo ski patrol sounds the siren to save you
>the falls aren't even that bad but the Wendigos come every time to help you up
>All these people betting on Yeti Claus.
Krampus is the one you should be bargaining with! Maybe get her to overlook that time you rode on a train without paying your fare?
>you will never sire daughterus with a P'Orc and an Elf
Wrassling while dressed as Luchadoras. That's all.
On the subject of Elves. How come MGE Elves get little attention?
Reminder that if you sin in Hathor's eyes, you will be punished by Healthhounds.
>punished by Healthhounds
I'll be forced to join Polt's gym?
Hathorite Minotaurs would be more like Hathor's holy warriors. Going on crusades to spread the word of health to infidels, protecting the weak.
Healthhounds are the ones who punish sinners in hell.
I don't think I could ever stand to see a Kobold cry. They're always so happy and cheerful.
That sounds like the name of a Holst/Minotaur Biker Gang.
>being a meme spouter
>Just something off-putting about extra breasts.
It's not a set of extra tits, just some hidden vestigial nips.
>Not a fan of pet-play either though.
If anything, they'd be the ones into pet play. They'd probably be so sick of hearing dog jokes and being compared to them, that they'd probably want to treat you like one instead.
Eh, like everything they touch anons have run health into the ground, I don't even like femdom anymore because of all the in your face faggots. Maybe it's good doms are few, less chance of growing sick of it.
Just add it to the list and be done with it.
>not the fact that she has like 8 teats
False. She has a firm pair of human-style breast and some hidden tiny dog nips.
>fur so thick that can't be shaved
Most mammal MGs have fur like that. Think you could shave a Manticore's "collar" or a yeti's paws for example? It's clear most of her fur isn't thick, it's like a light sheen of fur, see this pic of her shapely ass.
>and a fucking snout
this is wrong, look at the art of her and Luz in profile, they have human faces/noses with a dog style tip.
I don't really care TBH. I think furries are fucking gross, I hate the art and the "fandom" and I'm not attracted to them, yet I think Polt isn't a furry. If people insist on labeling her as one than so be it, she's cute.
What's a little bit of fuzz on a cute girl? What does it matter to you?
>only you can prevent shitstorm fire
Google "furry" (or don't) and look at their horrendous art, furries have animal heads, feet, and hands. I don't think she's a furry either.
It was probably just something that started in the Monster Musume threads because fans of other girls wanted something to nit-pick and shit on her over.
Maybe she falls on some sort of "furry spectrum" but to act like she's a furry furry is dumb.
I just want a Pharaoh to hold me and kiss my depression away. She can even take me whenever she wants. I just want it to go away.
SHE HAS A HUMAN FACE, GOD DAMN.
Plus look at that frog-cunt's nose (let alone her fucking tongue.)
I'm sorry, bro, but I can't agree with that.
going by this id say she is a 2.5
even then thats being nice as that's enough for most people to walk away,
how is she a 2.5 in your mind? she's a 2, arguably a 1.5. She has human face, hands, and feet, not even paws.
I don't get why the fuck Polt and the EMG kobolds trigger people so fucking much.
Any new ''epic'' dramas going on?
This will probably be my last chance to be annoying, I will miss you guys.
how is she more furry than 2 to you?
>4 extra nipples
Are you implying that centaurs and other animal style MGs wouldn't have animal parts too? How does that make her more furry to you? that's like complaining about cloacas.
>paws, not hands
she clearly has normal hands and feet, just covered in fur, with pads. She can wear human shoes and use human implements, most mammal MGE girls can't say the same.
That, I do not know myself.
the combo of full body fur and that face is where i place her at 2. maybe its just my personal sense of "do not want doggy girl" that pushes it further.
dont mind me, half the time im spouting bull anyway
These >>14207093 are human hands with some fur, not what polt has. Just stop, like her if you want but stop bugging people with your polt isn't furry crap, you aren't going to win.
They're big but they're cleary hands not paws, you're being autistic.
These are "paws." Polt doesn't have "paws." She can operate human tools like fishing rods, bikes, and she can even where human sneakers. Do you thing an anubis, yeti, or manticore could do the same?
>Can't disprove shit so I'll just call him an autist
>everyone else who has proven I'm full if shit for the last half hour is an autist too, everyone is wrong but me
We're done here. Happy trails furfag.
>Doesn't know where he's going
Must be joining Best Moth wherever she lives, best of luck to you Moth Man.
Once she found out how to use a keyboard, I'm sure she would be shitposting with all the other losers and learn to love it
>"Wait, are you telling me I can find erotica for free? man, the internet is wonderful!"
>Uses her writing skill to try to make some of her own
>"The cute tengu took his bloated organ into her mouth and used her superior knowledge to give him pleasure that no other girl could ever give him."
>How to Currupt your Crow Tengu
>Step 1: Introduce them to computers and the Internet
>Step 2:After they get accustomed to it, tell them that they can watch erotic videos on the internet
>Step 3: PredatorLaugh.jpg
That's incredibly rude.
What have we done to you?
Come on in! we have drink for everyone!
A quick google search tells me that if you use the restoration function in Inpaint it'll remove the watermark.
Don't have a pic on me so I can't verify the quality of the product.
Welcome to the Fox Den! The finest diner and lounge in MGC!
Oh that takes me back to a time before Fakku and exhentai. Too they decided to make their new website layout so shitty. It's like it's designed only for tablet users.
It also doesn't help that the site is loade dwith furry porn at every corner, even things that don't have furry porn have it as a tag.
At least it seems to clean up their mess enough that it shows the albums in order of submission rather than say, in order of popularity.
so you're really going to say those are paws rather than hands and feet, despite the fact she has fingers, thumbs, as well as human feet that fit in human shoes?
Why can't you guys ever get to post without starting any kind of dumb drama?
I can almost say it's intentional, but there's always some dumbass seriously trying to argue against everything /mgt/ likes for no reason.
Its all fun and games until you find out that the lounge is run by evilfox.
Can I get some...
fried liver and onions?
Also some chocolate milk.
Soft and depraved.
I guess I do, because I've never heard that one. Bleedslit is what, a biological female who menstruates? This is an insult because you prefer faggots who's boipussy doesn't bleed?
Seriously tho please explain in. I'm not sure how bleedslit is a slur.
>A chain of lounges run by koyoi that use disguised foxes to lure in people.
>human women get turned into kitsne tsuki to help "recommend" the lounge to friends.
that would make a good story.
Nothing of the sort, although the lich next door has been giving me funny glances...or at least longer ones.
TMJ is acting up so it's given me a headache.
That and I just stayed up till 4:00am playing MGSV
So, hey. Humanity has been invaded by monster girls or were integrated yadda, yadda.
The works and arts of mankind are being rewritten/edited to merge this invading culture.
So, time for an art lesson.
Laocoön, knowing that the Greek Wooden Centaur was a trap waiting to befall upon the unsuspecting Trojans, sought to warn his fellow country men.
However, a lilim, seeking to unite the Trojans with the Greek centaurs, sent lamias to 'silence' Laocoön and his sons before he could foil her plan.
So, what art piece (any medium) did you guys learn in class today?
I'd be more inclined to be offended if the increasing shift of our societies towards censorship and control weren't so blatantly evident. I mean, sure, be offended, but that's reality.
What about The Thinker being given a massive erection, because he's thinking about Monster Girls?
I don't know I'm the furthest thing from an art-buff. Also I think I may have once damaged an interpretive modern piece at a museum in Greece.
Yes goyim, give up your history in the name of diversity and tolerance.
Be wary when passing through Loli Forests.
>Be a complete loser in a human only country
>Dropped out of high school and rejected from the paladin army
>Parents throw you out of the house
>Live homeless for 3 weeks
>Bullied, hungry and cold the entire time
>Fuck it, better live as a slave/cum dispenser
>Go to a monster girl country
>Welcomed with open arms
>Given an apartment, a job and some money
>Still depressed because of all the shit you went through in your hometown
>Become a alcoholic and a gambling addict
>No waifu because you don't want kids (still get raped a few times)
Does that sound realistic enough? I'm having doubts
>Him not getting husbandoed by someing in immigration or customs the minute gets into the country.
Not realistic at all.
You are forgetting three key parts of monstergirl society. They're needy, aggressive and have no standards as a whole.
Raped on the outskirts of MGC and kept before he can make it into the city fully.
I say welcome the foxes. They often have good personalities and nice wholesome styles.
Pet a Kikimora today!
Make an older one blush by hugging her from behind!
I but what about all the Kitsune tsuki around?
or do we do the horror movie ending:
>Horror movie protag man and woman are watching the last evil fox get married and the last lounge close down.
>"Well, I'm glad that's over" he says as he and the woman walk away.
>then the woman turns to the screen with a smile as a pair of spectral ears appear on her head and the screen and the screen fades out as she laughs.
The only solution is to hug ALL the Kiki's.
>not watching the latest triple hugging video featuring a smug French Kiki
>she's getting hugged from the front and the back
>there's even someone hugging her face
>one guy after another gets satisfied by her and new ones come in
>no matter how many guys hug her, she still has that smug smirk she gives the camera every time someone gets satisfied
But how do you stop a Kiki that's numb to hugs? She's drunk on her newfound cuddling-related power and loving every second of it! All those guys hugging her just to fulfill their lewd desires, with no love or affection, just a gentle touch again and again...
Kikis are mindless sluts! A shoggoth only hugs her one master.
>Shoggoth Housemaids XVI
>Mastah has just finished breakfast and sits down in his favorite chair to read the newspapers
>there's something wrong, the chair is lumpy and soft
>he's accidentally sat in his maid's lap
>in an instant black tentacles shoot from her sides and envelop Mastah
>only his head is left free of the tangles and their oily-slick sheen, but it doesn't last
>her nose presses into his nape as her fingers wrap around his face
>despair slowly fills Mastah's face until he finally opens his mouth
>he asks miss Sothoth to marry him
>the film ends as her tentacles ripple all over him in glee