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>this fuckin nigga comin up and askin me where his Yeti is, I don't know your life, what do I look like, Lachesis?
Remember to never trust golems.
You never know when one may start converting other monster girls into golems or release a mutagenic virus that will effect them, all so they can 'better protect" their husbands
It's the only thing I still like about .less.
>They are full of pride, considering themselves to be nobility while looking down upon humans as lesser beings
>Due to the pleasure and narcotic effect of sucking blood, most of them feel a large amount of lust towards their prey directly after feeding, but as far as they are concerned, copulation with a human being is a filthy act, so most vampires will probably try to control their lust.
>Men whom they are fond of are taken away to their homes and kept as both servants and food sources, being forced to take care of the vampire herself. On the surface, they are treated as servants, but these captured men are also husband-candidates. Men who live as their servants are infused with magical power every time they feed, eventually transforming into “incubi.” Men who have become incubi are regarded as nobility, the same as themselves, and thus they become treated as husbands.
Deal with it, and it's, "they don't love humans", faggot.
Nah anon. There's the one guy who claims ALL MGs do not, will not, and indeed, cannot love you; and will just trade you in for a new model when you expire.
Then there's this guy who'll go on and on about how all vampires are invariably hateful of humans, and will never show them a shred of affection until they've been transformed into Incubi. Across the board, no variations, they all act in exactly this manner.
>Implying anything is better than Dumbpire
Nope, you better take that back right the fuck now, I ain't playin.
Did a Jabberwock touch you as a child? Why are you so hostile to them?
Yeah like I care about this line, they're generalizations when they suit you and hard inalienable hard facts when they don't. Most glaring example, Kikimoras can be doms but hellhounds can't be subs. So try your generalization line somewhere else.
I just wonder what's it like to be groped by her tentacles.
I want to watch Reverse Trap Dhampir and her mother fight over how Dhampir has lived her life!
Then when they're finally ready to actually fight I reveal I've been setting up a reality marble spell to trap the room in a realm of sunlight!
>someone forgets to put in the subject field + previous thread
>someone else makes a thread and makes different mistakes
>shitstorm starts about ideas that /mgt/ has been keeping in mind as everyone else can't have fun when other people discuss their ideas
Not sure whether to laugh or cry.
Yourselves, truly your worst enemies.
>you can't use well known facts
Well guess I found my enemy. So hellhounds can't be tamed right, ever? Profiles are hardlines to every species right? So, I guess all vampires are truly shit and don't love humans., Thanks for agreeing with me.
Half Rhymes are just lazy writing excuses for authors who don't know how to write poetry.
You're not that dude who keeps going on about how your waifu kikimora is now a blemished woman because one dude wrote a story where a kiki was a bit dom, are you?
Because that's dumb. That shit is dumb.
I truly hope we get a new magical construct as the next girl.
How about we all take a break from arguments and enjoy some lounge?
Not at all. Rather, the evidence that you're a blatant shitposter is that you said
>"I can't think for myself, so here are some other examples of times I couldn't think for myself that induced shitposting!"
It's no hellhound, but it's still a monster girl
I haven't even said anything about my headcanon.
I've just said how your only argument is how "The profiles are absolut" despite how many times this has been said to be bullshit.
Just quit while you're behind.
Not this thread, you certainly were bullshitting with human loving vampires last one. You're the one saying the profiles are absolute, not once have I said you CAN'T have vampires that love humans, I'm saying selling that as the norm is bullshit and you're a red faced liar.
Also Granblue waifu
I must keep honing my lewd skills
I warned you bro
I want to take my Anubis to this place.
Bullshit. Whenever someone talks about a vampire loving a human as of late, you've swooped in to whine about how "Vampires don't do that, evar!"
And I'm not even the guy you've been arguing with. I've been the one claiming that there is variation in individuals, and that attempting to say that vampires never love humans, which is what you have been saying, is just as idiotic as claiming it's the norm.
It doesn't matter how much you backpedal, you're the red faced liar here.
I've swooped in yes, to correct that error. Vampire do not love humans, they love incubi. I admitted that there could be outliers last thread as well. so I have not lied. If someone said kesarans are vicious killing machines, obviously you're correct them, that's all I've been doing.
>I'm not even the guy you've been arguing with
Then you need to get a life and stop being offended on behalf of other people.
I want to perform sexual favors for her backstage.
You've been backpedaling all night long.
Just quit assuming that people are talking about all vampires when they're talking about the special snowflake that loves them regardless of their being an incubi or not.
>All these invisible posts
Those filters are being put to good use.
With which monstergirl would you like to cuddle tonight?
You have to wear a butler outfit with shorts. It's something more out of a fetish video then a work outfit. Of course you'll have to let her drink from you as well, so get used to feeling woozy and tired. Oh, and she might sometimes get a bit frisky and ask you to entertain her.
What was Orange's story?
Unless it's his, I recall one Hellhound story involving a guy getting dragged to hell by one due to an error, and basically wound up in limbo. So he moved in with the Hellhound. No real dom overtones to it...but it never went anywhere.
>still being offended for other people
Or I'll keep doing what I'm been doing and give no fucks about, whatever THIS, is.
That's not his, though it is good to know there is more.
Orange's story was part of his "roulette" thing, some fucker gets 3 hellhounds in his house and the like him for not being a pussy or something like that. I can't remember and I'm too tired to re-read it.
The MC in Orange's thing had a bitch ex girlfriend that try's to screw him over to progress her carer.
Myself and another anon started talking on how one could determine her actions as evil or not.
They're on the hunt for admirals/husbands, and they've spotted you. What do?
Until he learns to fuck off and die, then yes I will.
I Don't care about if he's "calmed down" or some of his works are "okay" he needs to fuck himself to death with the oranges he loves so much.
I feel bad for wanting to fuck a tard sometimes. But then I remember that ass won't quit.
I don't like it because
I'm a huge history nerd and all of the most badass ships in the pacific war were in the USN, not the IJN, but the game maker is too much of a buttblasted jap to put allied ship girls in the game.
She isn't really a tard. Tards have malfunctioning brains. Her brain isn't very powerful but it works fine.
Like, a tard is a car with bad spark plugs and no radiator.
A wurm is a scooter in good repair.
I know that is how it works. I was just trying to make a bad joke I guess. I would maintain the fuck out of that scooter though.
So is boning a Wurm the MG equivalent of banging a fat chick?
Seaport is the only oni type monster girl I've ever actually liked
Iron "look at my shitty work" beast.
that faggot his here everyday posting links to his shit, and then spouts crap about golems and orange juice. People like him need to die inn a fire.
fuck him and the people that like him.
Fuck off fatty. At least I could put my penis in cute fat monster girls. Fat males are the worst.
If you're not skinny or at least muscle then the best girl you could hope for are Alps and Matangos. Maybe a Cait Sith but only a fat house cat one.
>You will never be the cute skinny boy toy for a chubby tanuki businesswoman
I know that pain anon.
Now I'm reminded of a doujin that actually had a chubby tanuki. Not a businesswoman, but still. I'm pissed that it's not properly translated either, give me a second to find it.
>Implying I'm mad
Do you take every post seriously? Besides, I'm not the one who gets out of breath walking to the other side of the room, why would I be mad?
>Plus I am sure plenty of MG have fatty fetishes.
Yeah, ones you probably wouldn't like. And besides just because one might have a fat hairy NEET fetish doesn't mean they
like you on a personal level and see you as someone they could build an emotional bond with and spend the rest of their life together with you.
Das deep anon. And you're right. Monster Girls wouldn't not like me because I'm fat.
They'd dislike me because I have self-confidence in the negative values, an inferiority complex, a self-hatred streak a mile wide, and a mentality that is entirely based around blaming myself for whenever anything happens that's bad!
>If you pay for a first-class voyage across the River Styx, Charon is contractually obliged to wear a bunny outfit.
"Oh... you're going to spend the day outside... in the sunlight. That's... neat. I hope you have lots of fun! No no, it's all right. I'll just wait right here in the mansion for your return. You are... coming back, right? I don't think I could take another one hundred years of loneliness."
>not calling Shinobu by name
What's wrong, are you scared to bring her in? Or are you just being rude?
Probably, usually guys would flirt with her or might cop a feel under her robes.
But if you just pulled her in for a deep, passionate kiss she would be a bit surprised.
>Not abandoning vampires like the leeches they are
Do you really wanna spend the rest of your life with a woman that talks down to you, bites you every day, and is far smarter/stronger/more influential than you will ever be?
http://gelbooru.com//images/17/8d/178d8c0dc9fb8756629e8a1dee0753ee.webm And when I say "deepthroat" I mean it as literally as possible.
She's a Dullahan anon. Her head's detachable.
That could be fun, but that could also be incredibly dangerous, hurting a MG's husband is the path to the bad end
You better marry a powerful MG who will protect you if you're gonna do this kind of stuff
Damn it. Just go on Gelbooru and look up "tekuteku_(yuuhodou)" It should be the second one.
And like I said. Take "Deepthroat" as literal as possible. It's made me want him to make more of Rachnee using bondage to make the other girls fuck Kimihito.
>Trying to beat up people with a fish inside of a sock
If somebody told me the sock they were trying to beat me with had a fish in it, I'd steal the fish and cook it.
Just think of it. To be captured from your home and thrust into a dark castle! To meet the cold and aloof mistress and told that she's had he eye on you for a while you were chosen to be her manservant! Being with her, helping her throughout the day and getting to know her well. Having her bite into your neck and feel your body shudder in unworldly pleasure as she drains your blood in the ultimate act of intimacy! Seeing her grow more fond of you as time goes on, her cold shell starting to show cracks. She attempts to get closer to you, asking you about your life, eating dinner with you, even allowing you to bathe her and e her marvelous porcelain body! then of course, as your transformation to incubus continues , she'll allow you access to her bedchambers, where she will teach you the art of truly pleasuring a woman. By the time you are a full incubus, you'll be married and have a beautiful wedding and live in the castle and have darling children and live happily ever after!
Help, I really want to dick a mother and a daughter, but doing it with my own child is a bit too much, and there's no way I'll take used goods as a partner, what can I do? Is it there some item/potion I can use?
I want to dump a vampire on her birthday and send her videos of me plowing far more attractive monster girls, in the sunlight!
>You'll never be a starving little boy on the cold winter streets.
>You'll never be found, huddled up and freezing, by a Vampire girl your age who quickly starts screaming for her mother.
>You'll never see an older vampire and two zombies sprinting up to the vampire girl before blacking out.
>You'll never wake up in a fancy warm bed
>You'll never survey your surroundings quickly before turning around and seeing the vampire girl sitting at the side of your bed.
>Her face will never light up with a gleeful smile before she says "You're alive!" and jumps onto the bed to hug you.
>The older vampire will never walk into the room and explain that she saved your life and that her daughter hasn't left your side for almost a day while you slept.
>She'll never offer you a job to keep you off the cold streets, even saying she'll pay you and give you room and board.
>She'll never explain that the job is being her daughter's butler.
>The younger vampire will never be the friendliest, most affectionate mistress ever.
>She'll never squeal at how cute you look in your newly tailored tuxedo.
>She'll never drag you around places and play hide-and-seek with you.
>She'll never take you with her when she goes to bed and cuddle you all night.
>You'll never grow up together, and she'll never get very attached to you, almost depending on your companionship.
>Her mother will never explain that she's set up an arranged marriage for her daughter when she turns 18.
>Your mistress will never throw a fit and hold you close while loudly confessing her love to you and that she won't accept anyone other than you.
Her mother will never say "Good, I was setting you up with him in the first place."
She'll never grin while her daughter pounds her fists against her ineffectually and yells at her for scaring her like that.
You'll never marry a Vampire Ojou-sama who's your childhood friend.
God fucking damn it, why was I born in a dimension without monstergirls?
>Vampire comes to your room
>Nervously telling you that she plans to have you join her for dinner tonight
>She tries to maintain eye contact as she says it, but can't
>Ultimately leaving and telling you 'it's not a request.'
I could dig it.
That does all sound sublime, anon. Situations like that simply tickle me in all the right places.
But yes, we can't have nice things. We were born in a simple world which we do not understand, and where good things just don't happen.
If you work for a noble, especially as a butler, she's called your mistress. Just like how if you have maids, you're their master.
Besides, she's your friend first, and your mistress second.
And she'd stop being your mistress once she starts being your wife.
>Vampire takes you in and dedicates herself to you
>Throw the food she had specifically crafted for you in her face
>Slap her every time she tries to bite you
>Tell her she's garbage
>Tell her how much you hate her
>Refuse to have sex with her
>Have sex with her servants while she sleeps during the day
>She finds out when you creampie a kikimora on top of her coffin and hears the pleasured moans outside the surface
>She cries softly as she touches herself and cums out of shame
>Remark how ugly she is after she wakes up
>Refuse to do things with her at night because you're up all day
>She decides to stay up during the day to be with you
>Go outside and do something else
>She can't follow you in the sunlight
>She tries to follow you in the sunlight and burns herself badly
>Laugh at how stupid she is
>Leave one morning and never return
Did anyone writed a story with vampires but dracula style? You know, like the guy is visiting an old castle habitated by a lonely CC vampire, and in the night some werewolves and arachnes try to rape the guy in his bed but the lady vampire appears and tells them "It's not the time yet, go away sluts" and then blah,blah, a little more of plot and finally at the end everyone have an orgy?
Can I write about it?
How's it feel to be so insecure in your own masculinity that you still believe in "man cards"?
Must be horrible.
I'm going to imagine what makes me happy, and if you can't deal with that then fuck you, you can't fucking stop me.
>You will never be stolen in the night by a vampire
>You will never be forced to take care of the bitch who stole you form your family
>You will never be berated, step on, fed on, and kept locked up when not tending to your "duties"
>You will never hear the vampire's shierks of pain and terror one night
>You'll never swallow your fear and step out of your cell
>You will never see a beautiful woman standing over the vampire's corpse, and be told you are safe and can go home
>You will never choose to go with her and free more hapless fools like yourself
>You will never in time become a fighter to match any vampire
>You will never be the deadliest vampire hunting duo who strikes fear into the heart of suckheads
There's no hope of escape, boya!
Am I sensing some animosity here?
Stop bullying the Vampires.
Anyways, it's October. Show some Halloween spirit.
How dare you! This card clearly proves me to be a man, and by process of elimination, not an Alp! What an unmanly thing it is, to question the Man Card! YOU'RE AN ALP! GET HER!
Miia's got her outfit ready.
She's a spooky Hydra.
I think that guy could'nt make the hellhound thing stick, so he moved on to Vampires instead.
Which is dumb, because everyone who has read Karin knows Vampires a cute.
Vampires are the loneliest monster girl race to exist. Bullying them is like plucking a petal from a rose, delicately destroying it's formless beauty as if it stood for eternity, but turned to be just as frail as everything else.
>Be in your vampire mistress's bed for her feeding
>She gently bites your neck stating that you're almost ready to be hers
>Suddenly the door is kicked down by some blond girl how is shrieking her head off about defeating the full demon
>Get up to ask her to leave, only to be called a mindbroken slave and pushed to the side
>The girl corners the vampire and stabs her with her rapier while spitting out some really hurtful word
>She finally stops and turns to you
>"My work here is down M'Lord" she says as he tips her hat and leaves
>Rush up to your crying mistress
>She gets down on her knees and says she'll follow any order that you give her, even cry in the mud and sell everything she has, as long as you stop hurting her
>She never returns to the confident and powerful woman that you fell for .
Dhampirs are stupid!
I don't like Dark Elves, though. Don't get me wrong, I'm not the shitposter, I just get vibes from her that she's gonna tie me up and tickle my feet with a feather for hours. I don't like being tickled, I'm very vulnerable.
You just wanted me to post this image, right?
>you will never be raised by a lonely CC Countess as her husband
>you will never learn that she gradually developed moderate separation anxiety issues during the period of time she raised you as her son
>you will never cuddle with her, and remind her that you'll always be by her side in the comfort of your Undead Kingdom abode
This was their plan all along.
You can't like femdom girls, ever. Alps stand no chance against girls who take what they want.
The Alp's plan is to get people to hate the more forward monstergirls by way of samefagging and slander, so she can step in and get anons for herself.
>can't handle that shit, man
Imagine the feeling you'll have after she helps you across that valley of fear and on to the other side. Going beyond your limits with the help of your partner is what that stuff is all about!
You really hate vampires, don't you?
You'd think people like you, who spend your time inside all day without so much as seeing the sun, would understand the nature of loneliness. The longing of wanting to share your miserable existence with another course being who just wants to be with you.
But you're just like all the rest, aren't you?
I like a bit of both, you know?
The feeling of being ridden raw by a Jinko who can't control her tempers in the full moon.
The feeling of plowing a Cockatrice after chasing after her for 10 miles and finally catching her.
I'm a man who likes a bit of everything.
Except Dwarves. They are too small.
I must admit, when it comes to vampires, I normally express a preference towards the "Blonde with Red Eyes" type, as on the right.
But that silver-haired, blue-eyed girl there just strikes something in me. She's a real beauty.
Goodnight everyone. Snuggle your waifus and keep them warm.
Does Shinobu have the most kissable ass in media?
>KC will never make a Vrock
>"Friend" of mine requests centaur version of my waifu
>he gets it
i am so fucking fed up with this shit
>You'll never have a cute NEET vampire girlfriend with perpetual bedhead and some serious sweater cows.
>She'll never get fussy over you when she has to drink your blood, immediately putting bandages on you when she's done.
>She'll never cuddle up with you and watch anime and play video games with you.
>She'll never want you to kiss her almost constantly during sex.
That's an incredibly kissable ass anon.
That's a very cute Harpy.
I miss this one from FF.
Is it bout filling them up? I mean if she can pass an egg, she can take a whole lot. Do harpy husbandos get bigger dicks thanks to mamono mana? I imagine it would go, in terms of dick size, Succubus>Horsepussy>Other tauric girls>Lamia=harpy=mermaid>rest
I want to co-own a Harpy Cafe and help them run it!
>giving harpy a belly bulge when she already has belly bulge when she's carrying an egg sounds great
Would MGs prefer big dicks anyway? How owuld you react if you just woke up one day and your cock was twice as big?
>thus why turning into an incubus results in having a bigger dick
I think just general exposure to mamono mana results in having a bigger dick
>yfw in MGE even the atmosphere wants to fuck you
I don't think that's necessarily it. Most women will indicate that "Bigger isn't always better". Of course, this generally refers to length. Girth, to a point, is generally regarded as a good thing. All the same though, the shape a woman likes would vary as much as any other thing.
Dare you try to solve the puzzlecunt?
That sounds nice at first but it would be kind of inconvenient, wouldn't it? You would barely be able to walk like that. And every old lady and little kid you pass on the street will clearly see the impression of your shlong running down the front of your pants.
Length doesn't matter that much because vaginas aren't all that deep in the first place and hitting the womb is actually really painful and can ruin a woman's orgasm. It's like the female equivalent of sounding. I mean, there is technically female sounding too, but...you get the idea.