Don't stay up past your bedtime, or a ghost might spook you in the face.
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They even have the best Demon/Spirit Realms.
>go worship satan and his cronies somewhere else.
Satan-chan did nothing wrong. Satan a cute. Go and be a christfag somewhere else.
I just saw that one Jabberwock image from last night, is it just me or does she seem to suddenly have a lot more art? She went to having none to having a lot.
Also anyone have that one image from last night of her? The monster one.
>Pretending to be retarded is not and will never be funny.
Seriously though, don't you have some where else to shit up? You realize literally every girl posted and spoken about in these threads is part succubus, right? Or did that one slip you?
I think he's trying to make a calendar or something. Whatever the reason I'm grateful.
I am aware. What you're doing is bringing up the lesser and greater devils of hell, not random creatures form folklore. We may be lonely and horny but act like you have a modicum of sense. And I was here, both this site and threads, long before you, YOU leave.
Fuck you too faggot. Belial is the father of sodomy, you are worshipping faggot prime.
>Same reason Miia-fag probably spent upwards of 2k dollars on his snake pit.
He spent 2k? Jesus why? Isn't one enough? Why are people spending large amounts of money on anime girls?
Well that was just a guess going off the price of full size daki commissions and the amount of them he got.
As for reasons, waifus. Spent close to $200 on commissions myself, combined with merchandise it adds up pretty fast.
I bet your nun is actually a succubus
>This faggot wouldn't bang the ara ara motherly Princess Seere
top kek. I've argued with you before I think. The whole analanguish over naming actual demons is familiar.
Enjoy her futa cock reaming you, goetia fool.
>sodomizing the father of sodomy
Yeah, good luck with that.
You do know he is "The destroyer of men?"
>Seir (also known as Seire, Seere, or Sear) is a Prince of Hell with 26 legions of demons under his command. He can go to any place on earth in a matter of seconds to accomplish the will of the conjurer, bring abundance, help in finding hidden treasures or in robbery, and is not a demon of evil but good nature, being mostly indifferent to evilness.
>He is depicted as a man riding a winged horse, and is said to be beautiful.
Slap on the KC brand of monstergirl and she's basically demonic titiana.
That's the best you got? Nothing else, so you just pull dick out of nowhere? Nice try faggot.
>says the gender bending twink
Sticks and stones gaybo.
>believing demon propaganda
OhmyGod these nerds actually being upset on the internet.
>"The destroyer of men?"
>doesn't know where he is
Oh yeah, cause that fetish and alps are real popular here.
Now now, I wouldn't call Angels completely shit, they're great for spanking, bondage play and humiliation.
Blueberries are the best.
If you're not going to take this seriously, you should stay out of it.
It's from Until Dawn, an interactive QTE game where you stay at a spooky winter cabin and have to avoid Wendigo from killing you
>Oh yeah, cause that fetish and alps are real popular here.
Gee I wonder what gender all the monsters that predate the DL taking power were.
>I wouldn't call Angels completely shit
I would. Wanton harlots and deceivers of men. Demons can't lie, nor can they hide their intentions. Protip: Its your dick.
Remember kids, if an angel appears, she probably wants you to aid in the genocide of the human race. Don't believe her lies! Take this lovely Balrog demon instead.
You should read about the things you fap to sometimes, so you know what you SHOULDN'T fap to.
>all the monsters were male
I knew devil worshipper were idiots but damn son.
You've got a problem, Anon. A problem that just moved in next door.
Your new neighbor is a Gandharva, and the worst kind of Gandharva at that. She's a huge music snob, incredibly pretentious, and never misses an opportunity to critique what you're listening to.
But now, thanks to a friendly wizard creating a magic copy of you to do your day-to-day chores and whatnot, you now have the ability to follow her around 24/7 and blare a single song on repeat to annoy her.
What song do you choose, Anons?
>taking discussion in a monster girl thread seriously
>he doesn't know waifus are serious business
I'm fine with the back and froth but we should listen to >>14233837
>I can only interpret things 100% literally
If I said every monster that was male before being turned into a monstergirl was male, that would be quite redundant now wouldn't it. Now if I just said monsters, its the same as saying all, so what's the big deal. I obviously didn't mean every single one ever, otherwise I would have said that. I can say,
>All the dragons
>All the liches
>Al the holstaur and minotaurus
And a bevvy of others likely.
I'm here for my spider and chill so just relax and enjoy the weaving.
>You'll never summon the chuuni Duchess Crocell
>You'll never eschew her offers to teach geometry and liberal sciences in favor of making her your maid, making use of her ability to warm waters to have eternally hot coffees and tea
>You'll never make her give you ASMR reminiscent of rushing waters as you go to sleep
I don't know what this other guy is salty about this sounds like heaven.
Not a big fan
>and a few tattoos
depends, I find tattoos like Alice's or her knights to be incredibly fucking hot
>You'll never head innawoods with Princess Stolas
>She'll never give you instruction on which plants are poisonous and which are good to eat, or how to easily find precious stones
>You'll never lay with her before the campfire, cocooned in her avian wings, her long legs entwined with your own as you fuck under the open sky
It's a great fetish to have, why resist?
I want to annoy a demon by putting my own fine print into the contract, and she only finds out after i sign it.
>Or maybe just a tauric Liongirl with a pet snake.
I like to think they're just sidekicks. Liongirl with a genki lamia that's touchy feely because she likes to be handled and a standoffish midnight black centaur girl
One autist too many
I can report this for shitposting right? Just checking because I heard mods can be fickle for what they consider to be legitimate reports. I mean this is just pure 'if I don't like it, no one can' mentality
Ok Anon, whether it's because you want to keep your wizard's tower safe or just need some help around the house, you've decided to pick up a golem to help out. The problem is that you've got 10 magical fun bucks to buy one.
What golem do you buy parts for?
Remember: 10 points
Default Frame (Free): Looking like an average human woman, it's the basic body used by most golems and offers nothing out of the ordinary. Has B-cups, some nice hips, and a bit of a behind.
>Child's First Friend Frame (1 point): A loli frame intended to look like, and be friends with, a child. Flat, no real hips, a bit of a rear and child sized.
>Pleasure Model (1 point): Built for...'comfort' and nothing more, this model has an hourglass figure with E-cup breasts, a greatly padded bdehind, and hips that are perfect for holding, average height.
>Matron Model (2): Built to care for children, this model keeps the general shape of the pleasure model but adds a small layer of padding to give it a softer feeling and appearance. Average Height.
>Construction Model (2): A model built to do heavy lifting, it's breasts are only C-cups and it's rear is more compact than the pleasure models but it sports a toned body with a hint at abs and stands an impressive 5 feet, 10 inches.
>War Frame (3): Built for heavy combat, these golems have been granted increased muscle mass and durable bones that can take the heaviest blows. Typically reserved for VIPs or people with too much money. Has a six pack, muscles that look like an oni who's been bulking on protein, D-cup breasts, and a muscled thighs with a tight rear.
Custom Frame (Varies): A new, custom frame not listed here is 3 points, a modified version of an existing one is that frame's cost + 1. NOTE: Do not do inhumane shapes [centaurs, lamia, etc), that's later on)
1. Default/Emotionless (Free): Built without any real personality, these golems have no true emotions and, instead, operate on cold logic and the slight instincts of their monstrous nature.
1. Kuudere (1): A slight alteration to the default core, this personality matrix adds a hint of true emotion with the ability to express love back, although they largely remain quiet.
2. Deredere (1): A matrix designed to grant the golem a tender, caring personality, it was originally intended for use in matron/CFF golems, although a few have put it in combat models.
3. Tsundere (2): An offshoot of the deredere matrix given a defiant streak, these golems tend to seem resistant to listening to their masters, although they still obey in the end. They do not display physical violence and their resistance is kept to verbal exchanges.
>Dandere (2): Based upon the kuudere matrix, portions of the deredere matrix have been added so that they seem to have a meek, shy demeanor who that seems hungry for praise.
>Yandere (2): Originally based on the deredere matrix, it was an experiment to increase the loyalty factor which, to an extent, they succeeded. Models with these matrices are known to be possessive of their master and jealous of other girls. Although newer models don't have the...'volatility' of the earlier models, they are still known to be quite suspicious of females who are not a member of their master's family.
>Tomboy (3): A full fledged personality matrix that seems more 'masculine', if only just, these matrices are known to grant the golems a tad more up front and brash personality, at the cost of making them a bit less receptive (almost embarrassed) at affection.
>GENKI (3): A model intended for child models, this personality is sweet and energetic, always optimistic and wanting to do things with their charge.
>Himedere (4): As far from the standard as you can get, these princess like personalities are as expensive as the nobles they emulate. Although they make excellent officers or head maids, they often seem to order their masters about, instructing them on how to better themselves and live up to the golems expectations.
Custom Personality (Varies): A new, custom matrix not listed here is 3 points, a modified version of an existing one is that personality's cost + 1.
Extras are next.
Maid Routines (1): a upgrade granted to golems, this turns a golem into a master of cleaning and laundry.
Chef Routine (1): Another common upgrade, it makes the golem into a master chef who can cook anything from filet mignon to hot wings.
Lactation enhancer (1): An alteration to the golem's breasts, it induces constant, natural lactation in the golem, although it does increase her spirit energy requirements by a little bit
Spell Memory banks (1): An upgrade that dedicates a portion of the golems memory to maintaining spells and incantations. Needed if one wants their golem to cast spells.
Inbuilt Weapons: (2) Ranging from mana cannons built into their hands, detachable rocket fists, eye lasers, and more, this gives your golem a suit of offensive capabilities.
Medical Expansion (2): Adds medical magic and scanners which let her monitor your current condition and treat injuries/diseases ranging from the common cold to limb loss.
Mana Core Enhancer (2): An upgrade to the golem's power source, this upgrade allows the golem to produce massive amounts of mana which can be siphoned of by their masters for spell casting or harnessed by the golem itself. Needs a memory upgrade to cast spells.
Non-human Frame upgrade (3): Changes the golems frame to take on a nonhuman shape. Allowing centaur frames, lamia frames, or even nano-golem ooze frames.
What do you build anons?
>Mana Core enhancer
>Spell Memory Banks
Yandere pleasurebot that always knows my medical condition and is a perfect spellcaster and maid but fails at cooking sounds adorable.
>You'll never cook for her as she hovers over your shoulder, visibly worried that you'll hurt or cut yourself.
>She'll never treat your food like edible gold
They way to anythings heart is through its stomach.
So a big, bulky tomboy golem that memorizes all your spells and plays doctor to you along with cooking?
Do you pat her head and watch her squirm.
So, a magical, muscled yandere with lactating tits?
Oh lordy, that's prime wife material there.
Oh wow, you just built what is essentially a wurm golem.
Only she's probably a bit smarter and is the perfect maid.
Oppai loli frame, 2 fun bucks.
Deredere personality, 2 fun bucks
Maid and chef routines, 2 fun bucks
Mana core and spell memory, 3 fun bucks
Having the perfect portable paizuri stand, priceless.
>Only she's probably a bit smarter and is the perfect maid.
That's the plan, take the wonderful package that is a Wurm and give her some specialized knowledge in one or two areas.
Plus who wouldn't like a genki wurm with abs bringing them breakfast in bed?
>Oh lordy, that's prime wife material there
It's great because with her medical scanners she can modify her milk to have exactly what I need to be able to pump her full of more 'mana'. We're the perfect perpetual machine of snuggles and baka coupleness.
>no option for a non-gendered golem
Well, in lieu of my enormous stone lifting machine I guess...
spell memory banks
Mana core enhancer
And I guess medical enhancement since I have two extra points.
>Matron Model modified to be Taller and Chubbier (3)
>Spell Memory Bank (1)
>Mana Core Enhancer (2)
I want to serve my Golem Mistress as her butler! I want to help her with whatever magical schemes she's planning up! I want to spoil her with sweets and treats!
I just want an assistant that can pick up very heavy things for me and obeys my every order, anon. I'm just an everyday wizard.
Should be useful around the tower somehow, at least.
That's what makes her the best, how many Golems out there can say they're the master in the relationship? I'll polish her up, dress her in the nicest clothes, and make every other Golem wish they were her!
And after a long hard day of serving her, I'll cuddle her while she pouts, happy I have the best Golem mistress in the world!
What are some of the ideas about a chuuni JRPG-esque story ?
I will start.
>Monster girls came to the world several centuries ago for unknown reasons.
>Change mankind forever.
>Bring Magic and shit.
>Current world is similar to your typical MG world with some dash of Magitech and Monster girls and their lovers can use magic fuel by the Power of Love.
>Be an orphan of a rare human mother.
>Got adopted by some extremist Anti-MG organization
>Got trained to become a MG killing machine.
>Wander through the woods in the countryside in one of the training sessions someday
>Meet cute same-age loli vampire waifu, who is a daughter of a MILF vampire knight general.
>Become best friends.
>Sneaking out one night to play with her.
>Your trainer cought that.
>They tried to harm her.
>Try to fight them to buy time for your waifu got away.
>Your waifu escaped, asked her mom and dad to help.
>Two weeks later, both of them and the army came.
>Busting the entire lair of bad guys
>Found you chained in the dungeon, tortured and beaten.
>Weird writing, scripture carved on your back, likely with knife.
>With your hazy consciousness, found your waifu hugging you and vow to
>Pleasure Model (1 point)
>GENKI (w/ Tomboy Modification) (4 points)
>Maid Routines (1 Point)
>Chef Routine (1 Point)
>Non-Human Frame Upgrade: Lamia Frame (3 Points)
I'm going to love and cuddle her every night.
Is it okay to have the Lamia Frame be a modular part she can take on and off at will?
It is! And there's nothing strange about creating a dominant golem who'll demand you serve her and love you in return!
Don't bully her, she's real, soft, and haughty! She's no different than you or me outside of her creation. She's real and living, and one day I want to have tons of cute babies with her!
>lying down with laptop on belly shitposting online
>Wight waifu comes in, turns the lights off and sits in the center of the room, brings her knees to her chest like a kid and pouts
>Practically, silently screaming 'come pamper me'
>Sigh, get up, head over, sit behind her and pull her back until her head is resting on your lap
>Let her stew in silence for a bit
>"Hey... I can be a good mistress if I wanted... right?"
How do you respond?
Hey did anyone read the new chapter of EMG?
Mero's mom is the worst mom. No wonder the king left her.
Why do I get the feeling that she's going to pester me to save up to buy her all sorts of modular units?
I mean I probably will, but I don't know if my heart could take her cuteness while asking me.
Hey, at least Mero realized that being NTR'd is shit and saved Kimihito's life.
Though she still seems oddly fixated on having a three way relationship with Kimihito and Miia.
>Fast forward to the present.
>You are now the attendant of your now late teen vampire knight apprentice waifu.
>Despite your affection for each other, both of you still haven’t get together yet.
>Vampire waifu blamed herself for your suffering.
>You have an inferiority complex, thinking yourself not worthy of your waifu’s love and probably being a danger to her with you being brainwashed with your instructor at the organization.
>Incidents happen all over the country.
>You and your waifu, being apprentice knights, get there to investigate.
>Find out that the culprits are instructor of the organization of your past.
>Team up with other monster girls and their lovers.
>The whole party are couples, except you and your waifu.
>Battle your way through bosses.
>During that, your party members help both of you realize your feeling.
>Get together as lovers just a few days before the final boss event.
>The Primordial Chaos that once forced MGs to abandon their world now appeared.
>Turn out the writing on your back was a chant to summon and control it.
>You and your comrades fight it. Get defeated.
>You sacrificed yourself to save the world, tried to force the Primordial Chaos to self-destruct.
>Your vampire waifu pissed off, went Gurren Lagann with the power of love, slapped the living emo-edge out of you and punched the Primordial Chaos currently consume you.
>The whole party decide to fight it again, the same time, all the other monster girls- humans couples all over the world use their power of love to power up your strongest attack.
>You are now a middle-aged man telling your dhampir daughteru about the tales of how you and your waifu get together while the whole family on the picnic.
>Finish the story with how important the bond and love between monster girl and human could help overcome all odd.
>The final scene if of your family picture.
To be fair, at no point did they say that Mama Murderfish's actions weren't really fucked up. She nearly killed her daughter and an innocent human just so she could fulfill a tragedy kink that even Junko Enoshima would find a bit excessive.
>Child frame (1)
>Spell Memory (1)
>Inbuilt Weapons (2)
>Medical Expansion (2)
>Mana Core (2)
Battle loli is going to
protect my smile! Just gonna say, I'm really digging the creativity of this one. Good job anon.
>Expecting her mom to not be shit
He and I are different people I was just pointing out where you were wrong. Holding one above the other on account of furries is neither here nor there as they both fuckin' did it.
Not to mention she also
>Cheated on her husband so hard he dumped her
>Slandered an innocent Scylla to stir outrage in her people
>Fully intended to use this outrage to forcibly isolate Mermaids from humanity
>All so she could get off to the tragedy of being separated from the man she cheated on her husband with.
>Also she tried to force her daughter to have a fetish she didn't want anymore.
We have a confirmed worst girl in EMG.
Holding one above the other on any basis is stupid, which is why the whole Cait/Cu Sith shit was a massive shit fest, because people here hold KC on such a fucking massive pedestal, and forget he's fucked up plenty of times.
Yeah he just made Matangos who turn you into them, Alps who do the same, and I'm sure there are plenty other shit tier monsters I'm forgetting.
KC is not far superior to Okaydo.
They're both vastly superior to CW's author though, that shit's probably even more drugs and /pol/ than before I bet.
>Opening the /a/ thread
You pool soul, they've really went to shit.
Remember EMG fans hating on us because of "fanfiction"? Well they're doing stories about EMG girls now, hell TF is even doing greentexts. I guess it was always one big case of "stop liking what I don't like."
>"Look at this wings Master! Arm units that look like a wyvern!"
>I dunno..they're kinda-
>Golem pouts at you, a little "Jiiiiii" coming out as she does
>Guess you're getting the wings
Closest thing I can think of, honestly. Orlok was closer to a Strigoi in physical appearance to a normal Dracula-style vampire.
EMG genderbender version with monsterboys, anyone that complains about it have to fuck off, according to them
>they've really went to shit
I know, right? I'm from /a/ but I don't open EMG threads there anymore.
It's funny how do they talk shit about is but have become a general with much less content and fanfiction than us.
Just imagine the combinations she could pull off though.
>Modular arm units
>Modular leg units
>Modular hair units
>Modular breast units
>Modular skin tone unit
A Waifu to surpass Metal Gear.
No idea, he was a weird one though..
>TF went full fujo and now they're doing greentexts about EMG monsterboys.
Christ, I was only scanning very briefly but it's worse than I thought.
With all this EMG talk I just had a though about the whole centaur teaser tradition.
>Horse pussy sexbombs get a man hard and eager
>Disadvantaged horsepussy like great war veterans who spent all their time fighting and not loving, who still want to pass their powerful genes along to younger generations come in once the man is already basically ready to go
>Two mothers, one teaches the way of the high society sexbomb, the other teaches the way of the battlefield
>you're the father. You teach the ways of shitposting or something
The worst part? Someone posted that if it was anyone but TF they'd be getting shit on for it and people seemed to agree with each other that TF deserves some slack.
I told you guys TF was part of the problem when we were still on /a/.
Something like that. And teaching her the finer points of seduction and politics and the higher educations.
>Semen demen horsepussy helps scarred war hero horsepussy get laid
>Together they bring up a well rounded individual with a tongue as sharp as her sword.
Oh, and they work together to get men. Blah. No I'd read it, but horse pussy a shit. Artificial insemination is a thing.
SMELL LIKE A BARN, EVERYONE LAUGH AT HORSEFUCKER MAN
Not him, but I suppose we're fortunate enough to have such a negative reputation among the /a/ populace, they might as well start their own Skype group if they want to continue to discuss things.
Although, I still wonder if any post-exile EMG thread /a/nons lurk here.
I like mine with big asses and soft everything else.
That fucking movie was a curmudgeon to end all curmudgeons.
>Van Helsing is Gabriel, Archangel of of the West
>Who shoots a repeating crossbow (TECHNOLOGY LITERALLY NOT EVEN INVENTED UNTIL THE TURN OF THE 20TH CENTURY WITH GUNPOWDER) with accuracy of a fucking Stormtrooper
>Adam, the Modern Prometheus has something to do with giving Dracula's bastard strigoi Man-Bat babies the viability to actually live
>His consorts are ugly(ier) sluts than before
>The only way to kill Dracula is by a Werewolf biting him or some bollocks like that
>When in some beliefs, if you did not bury a vampire on sanctified ground they'd turn into one
I don't even know, man. I'd rather Balanar-chan than something from that fucking movie.
>lack free will
That's exxagerated. Zioangu and Dark monsters have their own agenda, and KC answered a question asking if monsters can go against the monster lord, which they can. You might have a point where minsteruzed women are concerned, but is that such a raw deal? Beauty, power, no infirmity. Doesn't sound that bad to me.
I can't wait to see the final version of that picture,
and Matangos, don't ever forget Mantangos.
Vampire Mosquitoes was pretty pointless too. Let's not forgot people are still on the fence with KC Kobold.
>monstergirls that can kill you
You mean every monster girl from ever? All of them have something that makes it easy to kill us. Even an Alp could strangle you with their tail and hands.
You mean the thing that has been massively overly demonized by these threads by people who lack self confidence because their imaginary monster girl waifus might not pick them over the imaginary monster boys just like we pick monster girls over human women?
Don't get me wrong the Male Centaurs and Orcs in EMG are absolute shit, but don't act like just because it exists it's shit.
Also technically speaking Stage 1 Alps are Monster Boys, which KC created.
>You mean the thing that has been massively overly demonized by these threads by people who lack self confidence because their imaginary monster girl waifus might not pick them over the imaginary monster boys just like we pick monster girls over human women?
>You don't like Monster Boys? Lol, it must be because you're just not real men XD
>massively overly demonized by these threads by people who lack self confidence because their imaginary monster girl waifus might not pick them over the imaginary monster boys
Again this shit?
You know what's nice? Oppai lolis. We should discuss oppai lolis.
>defending monsterboys and muh insecurity
Oh, so you're a f/a/g
Matango got nerfed
KC's girls LOVE men and would never think of harming one unless you're out to kill her husband or kids, because an unmarried one would just try to get you to love her if you attacked her
I'm done with you.
>Orcs in EMG are absolute shit
No, you're absolute shit. That "orc on lady knight rape is the best" fanatic was a goddamn bro and you know it.
Deep end incubi are bona fide monsterboys anyway so I don't get why this thread is working itself into a frenzy over them.
Well, that's not TECHNICALLY true. There are lizardman and salamanders, after all.
Of course, the whole "nothing bad can ever happen to you" thing seems ridiculous to me, so I ignore it, but it's my version of the setting and I don't try to press it on anyone else because I'm not a sperg.
They just want to attract a nice big brother to hug.
And you prove my point perfectly.
You're overly demonzing the term.
Do I think they belong here? No. Do I think gayshit with them done by .less is good? No. Do I want human boys getting NTR'd by Monster boys? Fuck no NTR is retarded.
But people wants to act like that term is the most evil thing ever and not differentiate between them existing and them being used to rile you up.
This is an actual unhealthy amount of hatred for something that realistically does not harm you physically, emotionally, or mentally.
The only reason why I remember so much is I'm admittedly autistic as fuck about western-based monsters.
But she'll end up just slightly taller than you with all that cake! And she'll have wide hips, a gigantic ass, big breasts, and a flabby stomach! All her cute little dresses won't fit her! No one will know she's supposed to be a cute lovable little Alice! They might confuse her for a Komodo Girl if they don't notice the lack of scales on her! Please reconsider!
How about Raptor Jubjubs that have Familiar-esque arms in place of their wings, and thick muscular legs made for husbando chasing?
This is why when KC does another 3 more furries these threads is going to be made up of people who honestly learned to not give a fucking shit and enjoy their monster girls and not let anything else bother them.
It all sounds very nice but I love the fluffy wings. those Chun-Li thunder thighs are godly.. nice to see Familiar getting the love though.
I could handle a trio with Jubjub and a Familiar
>I probably hate monsterboys more than you
Since when is this something to dickwave about? In fact, hating monsterboys is kind of retarded. Here are reasons not to want monsterboys here:
1. I don't find boys attractive.
2. This is the monstergirl thread.
Neither of these are good enough reasons to warrant hate or to bitch endlessly about them. Monsterboys are a-ok as long as they stay on /tg/ or /d/ or wherever.
On the subject of Familiars, are those floating magical sigils only supposed to appear when a Familiar is casting magic?
Or are they present on their bodies at all times.
Oh no, not wonderland cake, just regular cake with a big glass of milk just for her, although oniichan will love her no matter the size.
I'll just need to make her dresses not fit in a different way
There is one good reason to hate them.
Male furries were the #1 contributor to the unending, self-sustaining downward spiral of autism that turned furries into the most hated, toxic community on the internet. Any threadgoer with even the faintest second-hand knowledge of that would not want monsterboys anywhere near this thread, and might react with unnecessary vehemence toward any post that is positive or neutral on them.
>I prefer tall, slender women.
oh really now I might have someone you want to meet
>Monsterboys are a-ok as long as they stay on /tg/ or /d/ or wherever.
THIS IS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY!
I argue this because people want to not talk about a series as a whole because they have them in them.
>EMG has Monsterboys? Can't talk about it
>Nurse Hitomi has em? Can't talk about it.
>Centaur's Worries is a complete train wreck? It's because it has Monster Boys, not because it became a giant /pol/ manga with monster species instead of normal people.
I don't want it to be a centerpiece of discussion, I just want to talk about more than just KC and Z-ton (who I'm pretty sure has gone Full NTR), and maybe the off Vanids MG.
That's ALL I want, not for monster boys to become a thing here, not for .less' faggotcat bullshit to be welcome. I just want it we don't burn creators at the stake for having them exist in their own works to appease a bunch of autists who they don't even know and who aren't even their major consumers.
yes indeed. take her in and give her a good home after she's been teased and harassed by the other girls, dumped by her witch. you now have a spell casting companion who can spice things up in the bedroom or just around town.
>we weren't talking about EMG earlier
>we don't this discuss the girls every once in a while
>we don't post hitomi all the time when it's time for monoeyes
Sure you don't want monsterboys nigga. SUUUUUUURE.
I want to cuddle up with a demon onee-san on a cold winter's day while going through my backlog of games/anime.
>Hitomi gets a little love
BARELY, we only mention the nurse herself, and even then it's only when Monoeye discussion happens.
We don't talk about the zombie girl, or the tongue girl or the giant girl or the shrinking girl, or the invisible girl, or anyone else. JUST Hitomi, and even then it's during specific discussions
Would you hire an ushi-oni who is having trouble finding a job due to an old seal that just doesn't work as well as it used to?
/pol/ manga as in it's about really convoluted worldbuilding/politics/alternate history. It doesn't actually have the kind of shit /pol/ gets blamed for, in fact the current regime is really anal about political correctness and will throw you to jail for riding a centaur because of connotations of slavery, monster Stalin treated them as literal horses or something.
But at least you have his new work, which is much less convoluted. Well, slightly less convoluted, it's still about feudal spider-riding lesbian mushroom people.
>>we weren't talking about EMG earlier
You were more shitposting than talking.
Also half the time we talk about the girls it's 'take that EMG shit back to /a/.' and the other half is 'best/worst' girl arguments.
I read chapter 1 and hated it so I never touched it again.
Checked it and it's pretty much the most bluepilled version of the holocaust ever. This is on the level of that kid who was photoshopping MLP characters into holocaust pictures.
>don't like Mero's mother because she's an NTR'ing psychopath who almost got people killed because of her tragedy fetish
>we can't have negative opinions on monstergirls
I didn't know we were on MGR, oh wait.
Look sometimes you NEED to shitpost.
There good and bad shitposting.
Bad Shitposting example: 'THIS IS POPULAR I HATE IT BECAUSE OF THAT, IT'S SHIT.'
Good Shitposting: 'HEY GUYS, WANNA HEAR A JOKE? LALA'S RELEVANCE!'
That's a the difference.
That's actually just the beginning.
The first chapter is a marriage between the main girl and the other main girl, one is a cowherd (but the "cattle" are giant one-eyed slime molds) and the other's a scribe. Then one of them gets her mycelia damaged and can't reproduce anymore (not only can girls love other girls in this setting, but they even produce offspring), and the townsfolk tell the other girl that she should just ditch her wife for a healthier woman, but she says no and they live happily ever after.
Oh wait, I mean that the damaged goods girl gets kidnapped by a goddamn princess who had a crush on her or something, the remaining girl then goes on a quest to save her love and fights tarantula-riding mushroom knights and shit. I take it back, it's actually more of a clusterfuck than Centaur's Worries.
>You've been running forever
>Or are you running in circles?
>It doesn't matter, you need to get out of this forest
>You can't see it, but you know it's watching you.
>That is until you stupidly trip over a tree root and knock yourself unconscious
>You wake up not to a canopy of trees, but rather in a cozy cabin in the woods
>But it's there in the corner
>Actually now it's a 'she' since you've gotten a good look at her
>Nice legs, toned butt, let's just hope that face is nice once she turns around
>And she doesn't have a face
>Sweet, this means you won't ever hear her nagging
>Oh shit, she's coming closer
>Now she's on the bed
>Now she's staring directly at you
>You can't even hear your thoughts as the buzzing in your head gets louder
>Is she blushing?
>She totally is
>Give her a quick, chaste kiss where her mouth should be
>And the buzzing in your head's gone
>But now she's staring at you
>Wait a minute
>Where are her clothes?
And that's how scared anon became a spooky family man.
>Nobody would be starting shitstorms if stupid fucks like you dident have to insist shoving yuri in here after you've been told to fuck off countless times and /u/ is right there
A poster mentioned CW's mangaka made an even more cracked out thing than CW, another one asked him what it was, and he answered.
You made an argument where there didn't need to be one.
>how dare you discuss monster girls in a monster girl thread
Notice how it's just you bitching about it while every other reply is about the content of that post.
Next you'll say Anko-san doesn't belong here or something.
Anon, I don't know if you realize this, but the shitstorms are on you, because you are shit,and a shitposter for that matter. If you just stopped posting, like maybe, forever, then there probably wouldn't be a shitstorm over it. I'm just saying, it's all your fault, all the time. Stop it?
You can blame the "autits" of the thread all you like, kust earlier some faggot was whiteknighting monsterboys, and he rightly got told to fuck off. Everything has it's place, it's clear there are like 5 people who like yuri, and them getting what they want os not worth pissing off the rest. They have no reason to be here.
>your next response is just ignore it
Yeah, sure. Depending on how many people work for me, it might be worth it. If I'm just starting out, she could be worth her weight in some sort of precious metal, even if I get raped a few times.
Sounds alright to me.
Anon, I don't know if you realize, the majority of the thread legitimately doesn't give a shit? You're the one who actively doesn't want to see it and gets pissed off by it just being in the same thread as you and proactively wants it removed because you don't like it.
The only justification you have is that you don't like it, and the claim the the majority of people here share your feelings and are being attacked by yuriposters. The truth is that you're a piece of shit that no one likes speaking for no one but yourself, who justifies his claim that people will shitpost if yuri gets posted, by yourself, shitposting.
Should he not have reacted the way he did? Sure. Should those guys be talking about Yuri here? Absolutely not. Both sides bear blame, but we're not the one posting our hetshit on /u/, it's not unreasonable to ask to be extended the same courtesy.
>"Mom, dad, this is your new daughter-in-law."
>"Son why is she all bloody?"
>"OH MY GOD DID YOU HIT HER?"
>"OUR SON IS A WIFE BEATER!"
>"No, that blood is new. And where's the cat?"
>everyone just looks to your waifu while she just tries to act natural
>it doesn't work
Well, I hate yuri, and I don't feel like I'm alone in that. Not even a minority if I had to guess.
Even if yuri being brought up is meant to start shit, the guy who looks at the hook that doesn't even have any bait on it and still bites is just as bad. Guy throws an absolute fit instead of just reporting and ignoring.
Not him, but fujoshit kun already tried the silent majority tactic. It's not one person and the fact of the matter is that yuri is not welcome here, sorry, but you're the asshole in this. At this point anyone posting yuri is the same as someone posting monsterboys, just looking to start shit.
They weren't 'talking about it'
One person was just answering another person's question. If they had like a 10-12 post chain about how 'great yuri was'.
It's like if someone asked if there was a spider with exposed fangs and I pointed them to Z-Ton's Spider, someone shouts 'LOOK AT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES, PROMOTING NTR! YOU SICKEN ME!'
It's getting a game, isn't it? Two new characters too, pangolin and gray wolf (?) bases. Too bad the main character is still awful after all these chapters.
Anko-san of the Deep Sea Fish, short (4 volumes) series about mermaids and a lot of fish biology humor. It has an amazing selection of mermaids, including a hagfish mermaid (who slimes up an entire bath, just like real hagfish), a pearlfish mermaid (who loves dark, cramped spaces, resulting in this page), a four-eyed fish mermaid, a barreleye mermaid, frilled/great white/hammerhead/tiger shark mermaids, mermaid idols based on lefteye and righteye flounders (who have their "off" eye covered by hair, and their idol unit is even called Double Dealer after the flounder boss in Darius) and so on.
It ended recently, and frankly it ended too soon. It's still a really nice little series, though.
Anon? Anon. Please understand. There is no rule violation here, just your sensibilities being offended for seemingly no reason. You are the one that chooses to speak up where no one else wants you to. I take issue with you taking issue with yuri. Do you know why? You are wrong. You are shitposting RIGHT NOW. The blame is on no one but you! It's your fault and no one else's for your shitposting.
I take issue with yuri and nothing can make me tolerate it. These threads don't allow yuri, and the thread supports this. You're not the majority, so shut up and stop posting your shit here, you aren't wanted.
>MFW the Sabbath have the best spellcasters because their bodies allow for more energy conservation, and bigger spells
Oi oi, I'm freezing over here, what are you gonna do about it boy?
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE IS BREAKING THE RULES: Report them.
WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE IS BREAKING THE RULES: Start bitching about how it is "not allowed"
Jesus Christ, is that so hard to understand? That said, yuri is allowed in these threads, as per board rules, it's just that it doesn't get discussed because people are generally not interested in it. "I'll stop people from discussing yuri by shitposting whenever it pops up" is not a valid course of action.
I think they would actually be, by large, slower and, with the exception of baphomets, weaker physically.
They are the designated spellcasters in the party, dumping physical stats for mental ones.
It still isn't allowed here, so drop it, because we aren't going to end up anywhere except a back and forth that will reach no conclusion and yuri will still get shouted down.
Christ, we don't need another yuri shitstorm storm this week.
>if I shitpost in response to something, that something is to blame because it made me shitpost
Stephen Colbert, is that you?
If that is really you, what is your favorite monstergirl? Eagle harpy?
This isn't your 'room' though, you don't own MG threads.
Second off they weren't 'in your room' it was more they were down the street, you got out of your room, ran down the street and said 'GO TO HELL'
Nope, it's just Kloah using a simpler cutesy style.