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I was one press of a button away from posting a REAL OP too. Fuck me.
I want to catch a Sabbath witch and put her on the stocks in my bedroom to gently irrumate and deflower!
Come on guys, it's not that big of a deal. Oh boo hoo, I bet you guys have fumbled with a thread before, now talk about monster girls already
How do they put spats on with their tails.
Two Manticore twins.
The first got her sister's share of breasts and is a complete titty monster while also being a bit of an airhead who likes spoiling the man. The second is a selfish and flat chested, playing more into the traditional Manticore role while also being jealous of her sister.
I want them both.
You're at the edge of the river, fishing for your next meal. You've been on the journey to the village to the west, that you suspect will be around the riverbend. However, right now, you're looking in particular for a meal to fill your empty stomach. You finally get a pull, and you reel it in, however, what surfaces is an odd but cute girl shouting "owwowowow"
I just wanted to talk about cute custom made lolis. Fuck you guys, that's the last time I make a thread. I just wanted to help.
In all seriousness, though, do you think the actual Writefag-kun will come back at some point? Or rather, post stuff in the threads with his name?
Do you feel bad for him? A sense of schadenfreude?
Did this happen because i shared with you guys that i had a Dream about a Bapho-size young dragon that was after me?
In a Monster Girl tavern, what girl there would you go for?
Or rather, what girl would go for you?
Continuity of consciousness isn't the only consideration. What difference does it make if you become a being with a completely different set of values and worldview by instantaneous magic button-press or by a slow, gradual process? The end result is still a creature entirely divorced from your original self, sharing only your memories. Isn't that a form of death?
I want to drink with the group of Goblins who frequent the tavern and drink themselves silly after a hard day's work. Buying a round or two for them doesn't seem like a bad idea.
The question is what kind of drink do you think they'd prefer? Obviously some kind of ale but would Goblins go for lighter stuff or something dark and malty?
We've had this discussion a few times before SOMA ever came out, as it turns out.
Though if the game includes that as a theme, then I guess mroe people will be talking about that concept. It's pretty relevant to MGE, after all.
You could say the same thing about someone who changes their values and beliefs over time as they grow up or learn about a subject though.
What of someone who was raised in an extremely religious household who becomes agnostic as their life experiences shape them, or an atheist who gains at least pseudo-religious beliefs after going to war and witnessing enough close calls and "miracles" to shake their conviction about the absence of a deity? Would you call changes like that a form of death?
Does this truly look like a face of disapproval?
Double the fuck off, then.
Wychwood Brewery over in the Motherland has a bangin' dark amber ale called King Goblin. Kind of fruity over malty but it's something I'd expect a band of Goblins to quaff in great quantities while
Hobgoblin boss sits in Anon's lap eating a parfait
No, she'd whisper teasing things into her sister's ears about how much she's enjoying being pampered and how deep down she loves me.
This will continue until she breaks down and admits her feelings before wrapping her arms around me and stealing a kiss. What's the point of Tsunderes if they never go dere?
It's clear that identity isn't static and sense of self changes over time. However, there seems to be a marked difference in changes to "what you believe about the physical facts of the world", e.g. there is/isn't a god, the planet does/doesn't orbit the sun, etc. and changes to "what you believe about the metaphysical facts of the world," e.g. what is good is what a virtuous person does/what is good is what brings the greatest happiness to the greatest number, positive knowledge about the world is/isn't possible, etc. The former is a change in what you're looking at, while the latter is a change in how you go about looking. I'd contend that a change to the latter has a much more radical impact on a person's identity than a change to the former, and that while the former is expected to change for everyone simply in the process of learning new things changes to the latter are experienced as life-changing events.
Monsterization/incubization seems to be almost entirely a change of the second sort, and I'm leery of even putting it in the same category as the sort of change you're talking about.
I see. Thank you.
So anon. how much of a hassle would it be to take your sick MG to the doctor's office?
I wonder how long it would take the bartender to tell them they've clearly had enough, although he'd probably blame anon for buying them those extra rounds rather than get on the bad side of a gang of Goblins.
>Bartender is just as cotton-mouthed as the Goblins saying shit like "Ach fer fook's sake what're ya doin' givin' all those wee ones a tird round ya divvut?"
>Anon's face when he doesn't understand a lick of it
Everyone's waiting for someone.
The queen of each colony would be having wars with each other regularly. So with any luck they might just not notice you.
That, or they keep kidnapping/rescuing you from each other in an endless cycle.
What is the best body type and fruit flavor for a Barometz?
Fat-bottomed and with the refreshing and energizing taste of Powerade™!
>Tired of fighting they decide on a system
>Each one has one week with anon on a continuous cycle
>Every sixth week they send representatives to a host nest to gang rape him and foster friendship between them
>you will never have a lamia daughteru who curls around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder
>you will never have a centaur daughteru who can walk to you clumsily on the day she's born to hug you
>you will never have a harpy daughteru who attempts to fly but lands on her butt each time
>you will never have a spider girl daughteru who weaves a picture of you out of web
>you will never have a slime girl daughteru who covers you in her entire body as a hug
>you will never have a mantis girl daughteru who brings you whatever she hunts for your praise
>you will never have a cow girl daughter who you caress gently as she milks for the first time
>you will never have a lizard girl daughteru who you need to help peel off her old skin
>you will never have a cat girl daughteru who purrs whenever you hug her and pat her head
>you will never have a dog girl daughteru who just wants to rub against you
>you will never have a caterpillar daughteru cry and cling to you for a whole day because she needs to leave you for 7 months to become a Butterfly daughteru
>you will never have a dullihan daughteru who you break up fights between the head and body
>you will never have an allrune daughteru who smiles gently as she blooms and says she loves you for the care you've given her
>you will never have a vampire daughteru who you cut yourself to give her blood to ease her hunger for it
>You will never have a scylla daughteru who you need to change because she keeps inking her panties when afraid
>you will never have a kitsune daughteru who you help her brush her multiple tails
>you will never have a wyvern daughteru who you rub her upset stomach as she develops her dragon breath
>you will never have any monster girl daughteru
Do you mean this one? Because I know of one which I wrote, which isn't this one. But you probably meant this one.
>You will never have a yuki-onna daughteru that just wants you to snuggle with her because she's always cold.
>You will never console your mermaid daughteru after she hits her head on the local pool's diving board.
>You will never have an elven daughteru to congratulate after her first perfect bullseye-shot on her archery class.
>You will never have a cyclops daughteru to take to the optometrist for a monocle fitting.
>You will never have a dragon daughteru who will always consider your love her greatest treasure.
>You will never have a zombie daughteru that needs of your sewing skills to keep her hand on it’s place.
>you will never have a kikimora daughteru who tries to help around the house with a bromm far too large for her
>you will never have a yeti daughteru who constantly clings to you with all the strength her little arms can muster
>you will never have a sandworm daughteru who tries to swallow you but can only ever fit you hand in her mouth
>you will never have a wurm daughteru who constantly breaks her toys because she doesn't know her own strength
>you will never have a sphinx daughteru who always asks you the same riddle and you sometimes answer incorrectly to make her feel better
>you will never have a weresheep daughteru who cuddles up to your face when you go to bed
>you will never have an oomukade daughteru who is to scared to show her face to others that she hides under you clothes
>you will never have a thunderbird daughteru who tries to zap you but ends up shocking herself
>you will never have a mimic daughteru to play peek-a-boo with
>you will never have a ryu daughteru who flies in circles around you
>you will never have a sahuagin daughteru who almost never says anything except for an occasional hushed "I love you daddy"
That's all I can find currently. Post 13158572, if you're wondering. Hope it helped.
I'm imagining they'd aggressively repel anyone who gets close to their hive until they find a man that suits their fancy.
Then they'd overwhelm him and drag him into their hive to their queen, the biggest and bustiest of them all.
Their stingers are filled with an aphrodisiac toxin that when injected into the body causes the victim to feel a burning lust that lets them keep going for hours on end. The Queen's variant is even more potent If the queen approves of the man they choose, then all the Red Ant girls of the hive sting him with their venom and then gangbang him until every single one of them has had at least one turn. After that he's kept as their beloved communal husband, and they'd fight tooth and nail to keep him safe and happy.
>you will never have a lamia daughteru who curls around your arm and rests her head on your shoulder
>you will never have a vampire daughteru who you cut yourself to give her blood to ease her hunger for it
>you will never have a weresheep daughteru who cuddles up to your face when you go to bed
Kill me now
Aphrodisiacs are literally the most overplayed literary element in this niche it's disgusting.
>"Listen kid, life's short. You're born, you live a while, and then you die."
>"Now, I don't know what happens after you die. I don't know if there's an afterlife, if you reincarnate, if you start over and do it again but a little differently or if there's fuckin' nothing after you die."
>"But you can't spend your whole life sitting around and moping. Get out, meet new people, do great things with your life. Maybe even meet a girl."
>"One might be closer than you think."
I wish I had a nice Oni drinking buddy to say things like that to me.
Well, it's not an anti-coagulant so there'd be no point in Pod The Rod lasting for ten fucking hours to their stings. The Oomukade bite or Manticore stings which make your tactile sense of touch and receptiveness to pleasure play off easier on the palate because it makes it easier for them to force you to LIKE the feel of their bodies.
Over the generic "My mind's in a haze and I'm stuck in an MC Escher maze" bullshit that gives you a ram-rod erection for God knows how fucking long when the human body can't even do ten male orgasms without it feeling like you're ejaculating fire.
I say this because
I hate myself for using that EXACT KIND OF BULLSHIT POISON OR MAGIC EVERY TIME
>Now, I don't know what happens after you die. I don't know if there's an afterlife, if you reincarnate, if you start over and do it again but a little differently or if there's fuckin' nothing after you die
>On the other side of the bar, a Wight, Lich, Zombie, and Will-o-the-Wisp glare at the bartender
I wish I had any monster girl as a drinking buddy, an Oni would probably be disappointed at how little it takes to get me tipsy but something like a Cheshire Might be nice.
Cheshires would be cute after a drink or two, everything would be funny to them.
You just need to smile and nod with these things Anon, Onis don't open up like this easily, she just needs someone to listen to her for a bit.
She's a nice girl, even if she's a bit rough on the outside.
Maybe she is.
Maybe she's had her eyes on you ever since you first walked into the bar.
Maybe she just wants you to come home with her and have some rough passionate sex with you and then cuddle in the afterglow.
>Lightweight Cheshire Cat
>She's giggling and hiccuping after a couple drinks.
>She's probably a lot more affectionate too, draping herself over you in a drunken giggly hug.
That's cute. That's way cuter than it has any right to be.
>Oni saying this to Anon
>"Actually, my wife's a Wight. I'm one of those undead Incubi. I thought you monsters could smell that on men, are you just too drunk or something?"
>"Oh yeah? Well if you really were who you say you were, why are you sitting in a bar by yourself?"
>"She works across the street, that big office building. It's our anniversary but she had a meeting so I'm just waiting for her to finish."
>The Oni, looking to find solidarity in her acceptance of mortality, walks away depressed
That's cute as hell. She's probably the kind to fall asleep being carried home on your back too.
>Can't teleport properly, ends up crashing into things when she does.
>Her usual philosophical mumbo jumbo makes even less sense.
>Purring constantly and rubbing her cheek against you until you smell like lavender.
>Can't turn invisible properly, ends up as a pair of legs stumbling beside you.
>You'll never go to College in MGC
>You'll never be teased by a Cheshire Cat every single day
>She'll never constantly swipe your underwear and things like that.
>You'll never walk down to a local bar near the campus to calm down.
>She'll never show up and sit down at your table.
>She'll never tease you while slamming down drinks and laughing.
>You'll never actually enjoy yourself despite her antics.
>She'll never follow you out of the bar, stumbling around.
>She'll never press up against your side and ask if you can carry her home.
>You'll never grudgingly oblige and pick her up piggyback style.
>She'll never get oddly quiet as you carry her back to the dorms.
>She'll never lean in and whisper into your ear.
>"Hey, sorry about how I act usually."
>"It's just, this school didn't allow humans until recently, and my mom kept me kinda sheltered."
>"I don't really know how to act around guys. Especially not guys I like."
I love you."
You'll never blush ferociously and try to ask her what she means by that only to see that she's fallen asleep.
This is suffering.
Drunk chesire teleportation could be pretty funny. Just imagine her trying to warp somewhere nearby, only to end up with half her body sticking out of some confused person's abdomen, and her butt sticking out of their back.
There would be some times were you'd wake up with a crude, big, snoring Ogre, holding you in a headlock in your sleep.
Or other times you'd wake up on a frilly, lacey bed with an Alice curled up on your chest.
Are you prepared for that?
>Or other times you'd wake up on a frilly, lacey bed with an Alice curled up on your chest.
I wouldn't mind that, Alices are pretty nice.
Then it's a tough ethical question. If they want it they probably have a right to do it to themselves but still, destroying yourself mind and soul might as we'll be suicide. Would you let a family member commit suicide or try to get them help?
Then I guess that's okay. If they're fully aware of the ramifications, and willing to change on their own terms, I wouldn't mind so much.
It's just having things in your head change like that. To become a slave to urges at the cost of actual thought that bothers me.
>"Ohhhh noooo, hahaha... I sure hope nobody takes advantage of me like this."
>You just lie in bed, trying to ignore the drunk Cheshire's plump ass jiggling about in your direction, the window frame creaking.
>"I'm pretty helpless right now... Complete- HIC! -ly stuck~"
>You're tired, you just want to sleep.
It completely changes their thought processes, needs, wants and goals. Imagine you got magically changed to hate the Internet and everything about it. Sure, you'd probably be better off but would you be the same person?
Also, if we go by MGE canon they usually just turn into succubi.
Where are we going on a field trip today, teacher?
I kinda want to go get some baby oil or something and use it to get her unstuck from the window.
Then I'd princess carry her to the bed and fuck her senseless.
Then in the morning I'd ask her to be my girlfriend.
The only real answer is to fuck them both while assuring them that they're both great.
Hope their husband is a family man, otherwise you're never going to see her again. Once she's a monster she'll be too busy being his buttslut to bother showing up to the family reunions, and if you try to visit them she'll just get upset at you for interrupting their together time.
>monsters exist solely to have sex with human men
>become even more single-minded once they find a husband
Where do you live, where this wouldn't constitute a change of personality for the women around you, anon? I'd like to vacation in porno-world this summer.
>Be Paladin's squire when your family is blessed by a beautiful human daughter
>She's a giggling mess every time you give her piggy-back rides
>She dotes on you about how you're her big strong onii-chan
>Save her from bullies, your back to her
>She cries when you refuse to let them strike your back, telling them only cowards retreat from the path of justice and righteousness
>You grow out of touch as you become a full fledged Knight of the Order Sanctorum
>Your parents send word by raven that your sister went off into a city on the outer limits with a neighboring Demon Realm
>She'd been training to become a cleric
>You race your horses to its absolute limits, your mind closing around the abhorrent, unthinkable terror of her becoming a harlot whore monster
>Forced to wander for a man to rape and breed
>The city is dark, full of Succubi and other monsters corrupting women left and right in a midnight raid
>Caith Siths turning other women into furbait with their dander being rubbed onto them
>Succubi schlicking young maidens into corruption
>You hear a scream, your sister's
>Moments before impact, the Succubus tells her how she's going to unleash all of her pent up frustrations
>Your pauldron has never impacted more truly, sending the slut-demon careening into a wall and into unconsciousness
>Tell your imouto to get behind you as you weather the blows of an entire monster invasion force
>Bones break and are mended to the best of her feeble ability
>Your body is bloody ruin at the end of it,you can feel the darkness taking you, pain is your existence
>But all the monsters have been subdued and marked for expulsion
>The last thing you remember is your beloved younger sister hugging you from behind, calling you an idiot and acting to recklessly
>Wake up days later in an unfamiliar bed covered in bandages that she'd just cleaned
>Ask her how she knew it was you before you said anything
"Whenever I needed help, you were my Shield."
In case you missed it last thread, I finished up a story about a dragongirl bounty hunter: http://pastebin.com/1m5nbxmH
20,000 words if you're wondering about length.
And now I disappear again.
Frankly, neither do I. That's just the way they're described.
Though KC did say that they might enjoy going to sporting events with their husbands, so maybe there's some unreliable narrator bullshit going on with the profile descriptions. Since they're supposedly being written by a monster, I wouldn't be surprised if she wrote about how married monsters spend all of their time having crazy sex because she's single and frustrated and writing with one hand up her skirt.
Who even put her up to it? It just seems like such a bizarre thing for a monster to do.
There's also the stuff in the setting materials, like >>14248087
Those are a bit harder to handwave.
Actually, I believe KC said almost exactly that. At least, I'm under the impression narrator bias was mentioned by someone.
"Monsters exist solely to have sex with human men" should be interpreted as monsters were remade to sexually desire men. There's plenty of room to assume they have personalities, hopes, and dreams.
If there's one generalization I can feel comfortable making about this thread, it's that most anons here seem to be more interested in having a loving waifu then ending up as some cumpump in a Druella realm orgy pit.
The whole "they're walking fleshlights" shit is why I don't put any stones into KC's world. You can call me a faggot for that all you want but I'd rather at least be doing something with a waifu other than fucking like rabbits.
An anon in the last thread brought up protecting your home from unwanted sabbath gang-bangers with a sanctuary spell.
I have one question about that, though. After the rift to the demon realm opens, how many people do you think have the dosh to hire a sorcerer for home security? Not everyone has the resources to turn their home into a monster girl fallout shelter. Are we really going to jump back a few generations and turn into this Monster Hunter-esque society that fights for survival on the daily?
>sex would get boring after the 500th time
I don't follow. Why would the sex get boring?
I'm not saying they wouldn't be lustful creatures. I wouldn't be here if the idea of getting pounced and ravished by the waifu didn't excite me. But for me at least, and I assume the guys who post about waifus, we want more than sex without love.
Look at the gold trim, man. I'm 90% sure that's ceremonial armor.
That's what life is like in countries that border on a demon realm, though. If you don't want to be constantly on guard against being jumped by a monster you find disgusting and mind-fucked into being attracted to her, you should move to a country bordered only by human-controlled territories.
Hire a full fledged wizard no. But people will very quickly learn the importance of warding and take some lessons in magic themselves. There will be quite a market for cheap, but decent wards.
I think that's exactly the point he's making. Sex would get boring after the 500th time [if that's all there is to it].
Obviously I added on that last part, but I think that clarifies things a bit. You want something to bond over besides just sex.
I'd like to think that monsters GENERALLY think like humans except that their sex drive is ramped up five or six times and they're significantly more straightforward about what they want.
Oh, you were agreeing with me. I see. Exactly.
Yeah, I finally got what he meant.
It's not my thing, but I don't have an issue with anons who don't want what I do. That' why there's green realms.
So, over the last couple of weeks we've discussed the idea of MG's being able to sniff out fetishes.
How do you feel about the idea that spirit energy smells/tastes particularly good to a monster that would make an ideal mate (both sexually and romantically)? And I mean, before the MG would become "keyed in" onto your taste.
I literally cannot think of a story that the thread won't hate. Especially if it involves an unholy abomination like a Myrmecoleon.
Well, I suppose it's more of a general statement. Understand the intent of it, even if it isn't worded in the best possible way, and you get what I just explained.
I mean, even then we take take that "sex 500 times" thing literally, and still see that it might not be the greatest thing. Even removing physical limits as factor, just imagine doing it 500 times in a row, with nothing else to it. Nothing to interject into it, or any other bonding. It's going to get boring, I think, because beyond the pleasure, your brain simply isn't being stimulated.
Then the cost of safe properties within human territory will skyrocket. The only affordable "safe" space would be a place like Zipangu.
I'm beginning to understand the appeal of tanuuki.
This could work, too, although without a strong militia, the town could be fun down by a magically gifted Monster in an instant.
This is actually one of the reasons for the falling out between MGU and KC. The author of the MGE is an unreliable narrator, and KC makes heavy use of hyperbole in his expressions. Some of the MGU folks took it waaaaaaaay too seriously, and when he was like "Uh, seriously hyperbole for dramatic effect and stuff. Maybe it doesn't translate well across cultures, but my readers here in Japan just kinda get that the descriptions are over the top" some of those same folks started freaking out and declaring death of the author. That, along with the asshole who did shit like send drawings of dismembered MGs to KC on his birthday, were enough for him to finally go "Fuck it. You no longer have permission to host my content."
Some nice stuff just got put up, hope they get translated
All day, every day? With literally nothing else of value in between? No learning, living, talking, or any of the other things that make us human?
I think sexual desire is a wonderful and good thing. Love keeps the fire lit, lust keeps you warm when it's cold outside. But it would be like dying inside to be devoid of anything other than mindless sexual need.
I first discovered MGE when the profiles were first being translated and we were having threads about them on /tg/, trying to figure out what living in such a setting would be like. The general consensus was that it was pretty fucking dark when you took five seconds to think about it.
It still looks that way, frankly. All the "monsterization is mind-death" stuff makes perfect fucking sense in the context of the before-and-after character profiles. You know, the ones where the characters "after" say shit like "Why did I ever care about all that stupid old stuff when I could've been taking the dick instead? Ha ha ha, I was so dumb!"
Maybe it's just me, but that's pretty spooky stuff.
It makes perfect sense. Humans already do that to a lesser degree: people with complimentary histocompatibility complexes smell and taste good to each other.
>TFW smell fetish is so dirty that it's great when it comes to pheromones over B.O.
or maybe both
>I mean, even then we take take that "sex 500 times" thing literally, and still see that it might not be the greatest thing.
I agree, but at the same time I think it's... well, not a good-for-you thing, but a good-in-a-narrative-sense.
You're fucking a monsterous demon for god's sake. It's not SUPPOSED to be good for you. It's SUPPOSED to end up as some sort of ironic Faustian punishment where you traded away your soul for sex, but now you have all the sex you want, you find yourself yearning instead for the deep and abiding love of a soul-mate - something you can never have any more, because you traded your soul for sex.
You made your monsterphile bed, heretic.
Lie in it.
Maybe they seek a comfortable death, with no need to worry about their needs or their contributions to society, just basking in the warmth of another's body while they fade away.
Think of it like that succubus story, except they home in on you instinctually. One minute you're pleasantly going about your business, the next you're jumped by some incredibly aroused MG that ends up being your soulmate.
>You know, the ones where the characters "after" say shit like "Why did I ever care about all that stupid old stuff when I could've been taking the dick instead? Ha ha ha, I was so dumb!"
Yeah, in a way that makes them more boring.
If you like that kind of thing, more power to you I guess. I don't see how you're trading your soul at all. Peace between two former bitter enemies, love, and really good sex. I don't think anyone's going to hell because they chose to make love rather than war.
Someones in a bad mood.
Anyway what kind of dreams have you guys had that involve Monster Girls, im curious now
>You're fucking a monsterous demon for god's sake. It's not SUPPOSED to be good for you. It's SUPPOSED to end up as some sort of ironic Faustian punishment where you traded away your soul for sex, but now you have all the sex you want, you find yourself yearning instead for the deep and abiding love of a soul-mate - something you can never have any more, because you traded your soul for sex.
Can someone explain why they find this kind of setting appealing? We've discussed dystopian settings with conflict between MGs and humans, but this is the first time I've seen the argument that having an MG wife should be anything other than a good end.
>I don't think anyone's going to hell because they chose to make love rather than war.
You're going to hell because Chiefy takes a dim view of miscegenation.
I guess I think it's in a way MORE sexy, and dare I say romantic, if human-monster couplings come with a price, instead of being strictly better than human-human relationships. Whether that price comes in terms of severe rocks-thrown-at-you-in-the-street social stigma, incubus personality degradation, a guarantee of eternal damnation, so much sex you stop enjoying it, or whatever.
It just feels to me like there should be some genuine challenge in it, otherwise its... well, it's too easymodo.
This is all that needs to be said.
>only given example is a 'special case'
That's just lazy writing, KC, or you want to go back on what you've written. Besides they seemed basically normal to me if a bit... driven.
>strictly better than human-human relationships
The price is the suffering of countless millions of humans that have died fighting the monsters. The challenge is figuring out how to deal with coexistence.
I mean, if you get off on the idea of burning n hell for eternity, by all means. I was under the impression that hell was reserved for evil people and pandemonium was created for couples that that chiefy bars from heaven.
I like conflict in a setting. I don't like a setting where every ending is a bad one, just because.
The only dream I had recently that I remember was the one where I was being sucked dry by ticks. And not in the dick way I mean blood. I wish I had dreams about monstergirls.
Only a couple. The first one had me in some street in some random Japanese neighborhood where I was hugged by an arachne (crabman style, I'm afraid). Rather than the usual rapey-rapey, she seemed more gentle, like she was trying to reassure me over something; that I shouldn't have to worry anymore and everything would be alright.
That's the only one I can remember in detail. The others are pretty minimal: One had an unusual focus on Polt's surprisingly bare abdomen, while another had me waking up to a Kikimora spooning me in my sleep because she thought I needed to be kept warm
Eat loads of cheese, and drink lots of milk, or something like that.
Not for any holst/dormouse related issues, but because just having dairy in your stomach while you sleep will make your dreams more vivid.
I'm not sure of the exact mechanism, but I'm told that's where the whole "cheese gives you nightmares" thing comes from. It just gives you more vivid dreams, so a nightmare is just statistically more likely to happen.
Ground her, and forbid her from all the luxuries and nice things she normally gets. Obviously she doesn't need any kindness from her parents, if she's cast it aside like that.
Once she snaps out of her phase, make up for all the love she was denied during it, and show her how worthwhile morality and kindness to another being can be.
The sooner you accept the Iä Iä into your heart the better. Too bad only Harblador wrote anything with one worth a shit.
And I am never prepared for disappointment, Please do not hurt my heart, KC.
I'm not really hoping for anything in particular, but you know what we haven't seen much of recently?
An aquatic monstergirl. A proper ocean dweller. I'm sort of holding out for one in that vein.
No more headpats.
No more hugs.
No more Dad-cooked steaks on Saturdays.
No more Dad-smiles or Dad-laughs, only the occasional grunt to just barely acknowledge she exists and a cold stare the rest of the time.
I don't want to, but I certainly can.
I learned from the best
When you write it, faggot. I have better things to procrastinate from than that insult to a Shoggoth.
Making her an amalgam of fucking Kikimoras absorbed by some kind of lovecraft slime, how absurd.
This prompts a question in me. One of my prized possessions is this simple little teddy bear my mother bought in anticipation of my birth.
What kind of stuffed animal would you buy for your daughteru for her to cuddle every night when you first bring her home?
>Werecat waifu says she's hungry
>You're kind of hungry yourself
>Start making dinner
>She hovers around you the entire time and pesters you about whether or not it's done
>You finish cooking, toss it on a couple plates and bring it to the table for the two of you
>Only for her to wander off and watch TV
>She does the same thing when you have to go somewhere
>Gets ready real fast and starts rushing you only to fall asleep on the couch when you get to the door
>Loli vampire being followed everywhere by her shota butler
Well, I've got a little wolf toy I've had for just under my whole life, but it's about 6 inches tall. No good for cuddling, really.
And for an anubis daughter, it just seems redundant.
Maybe a great big owl?
I remember that.
Shame nothing ever came of it.
She's a familiar, she can probably just cast some spell to get around.
If she can't teleport, then she can probably use levitation on herself to get around like a buoyant, cum-filled helium balloon.
I got it because I wrote (most) of it.
Could you imagine the craigslist in a monster girl world? All kinds of men looking to whore themselves out to Monster Girls, and infinitely more Monster Girls looking to get some dick.
>"19/M/Looking for nice older girl who enjoys long walks on the beach and romance :)"
>Gets 50 emails 5 minutes after posting, with most variations of "eyy babe u wan sum fuck?"
Alternatively for Monster Girls selling shit
>"LCD TV, works good, brand new, must cum in mouth twice, pick up only."
Damn kids these days. Back in my day we had to sell our souls to fuck a succubutt. These days it's as easy as posting on Craigslist and all they want is our semen. Damn kids have it so easy.
>Never done this before, looking to have some wild times before I finish college. Up for tailpussy gangbang or mating ball orgy, can't host, respond with "college party" so I know you're real.
Teeth made out of felt, yes.
But don't go thinking that means it's harmless. Threaten to blow raspberries on that anubis' tummy, and she'll get her crocodile friend to bite your head clean off.
>Paladin is fighting off a group of Devils just as the new Demon Lord comes to power
>returns to camp with a bunch of blue lolis clinging to her and calling her onee-chan
>all while with a tired and very irritated expression
>You will never be adopted as a newborn by a vampire's family, who also has a baby vampire daughteru
>You will never grow up being the daughter's brother, friend and servant
>You will never end falling in love with each other and marrying her
just like her parents had planned for the two of you
>Not finding it adorable when your daughteru rubs her stuffed crocodile deity's head up against yours, going
>"Rawr he'll bite your head off daddy!"
>All while giggling before and after you wrap her up in your arms and cuddle her
Yup. You're allergic to fun and cute.
What semi-corporeal substance is your body made out of, that a plush toy with felt teeth can bite your hand off?
You do know what felt is, right?
(Hint: it's the stuff which isn't good at cutting anything at all.)
>Thief penetrates a demon stronghold looking for a big score
>Most if not all of the army is out killing and being killed on some battlefield
>Makes his way to the treasure chamber
>Gold, jewels, priceless tomes
>Starts ransacking the place when he hears s voice behind him, rolls away in time to avoid being skewered
>Is greeted by the sight of some horrible bird faced beast with a wicked beak
>Tells him how he'll never have to worry about having to steal to eat, since he'll soon be filling her belly
>Ties to cut and run but is hit on the back of the head by a golden goblet kicked at him be the monster
>Stunned, too dizzy, can't get bearings
>Can only look on in horror as the beast approaches, opening her mouth impossibly wide, intent on swallowing him whole
>With as much strength as he can muster, he grips a knife under his cloak, going out like a bitch is no option, resolute on carving his way out of it if he has to
>Darkness envelops him
>THIS IS IT
>Flash of light and indescribable colors swirls around them both
> As the light fades he sees a woman
>She looks on him with a warm expression
>'My, what a mess we've made, and you, you're bleeding, let me help you'
>She leaves but soon returns with wet cloth and bandages and begins treating his wound
>Tells him if he wants he can stay in the castle and serve her mistress as a butler alongside her
>But first she'll have to make sure he's...qualified, as she fondles his crotch
Next girl will definitely be a Plant girl.
Calling it right here.
What kind of batsu games would monster girls have?
>she'll get her crocodile friend to bite your head clean off
Am I the only one that read that as the little incredibly power post demigod just animating it magically?
I mean it's cute if you meant it innocently, but that really could have been worded better.
>man being chased by goblins
>trips and falls
>going to get clubbed to death
>closes his eyes and braces for the end
>feels the earth rumbling and the monster's cries, but dares not open his eyes
>time passes, feels like an eternity
>opens his eyes to see a bunch of little girls looking at him
>they cheerfully call him oniichan and help him up, telling him of all the fun they'll have and the tons of sweets they'll eat
Because fuck you that's why
Yeah, I meant it innocently. I don't think anubi still in their single digits have the magical power to animate a plush toy and transform it into a killing machine.
In fact, I don't think they have that power at all, unless I skipped over a totally radical part of the World Guide. If that is the case, please link me to that part of the World Guide immediately.
But really, what's better than wrestling with your anubis daughter on your bed, threatening to give her raspberries if she doesn't escape from your pins?
Then she reaches over, grabs her crocodile plush, and covers your head with its jaws just second before you put your mouth to her navel.
You recoil back, acting out your death melodramatically, and flopping back onto the bed to play possum, defeated by your daughter's teamwork and quick thinking.
You lie there as she climbs onto your chest and proclaims her victory, right before Mom walks into the bedroom.
"Oh, what's going on in here?" you hear her ask, the inside of the crocodile's mouth still covering your face.
"I won against Daddy, and the crocodile bit his head off!"
"Ah, I see," your wife says, understanding in her voice. "But we can't have that now, can we? I'm afraid I'm going to have to bring Daddy back from the dead."
Your vision is returned to you as your wife removes the crocodile from your head with a smile, letting you pounce on your daughter and thoroughly assault her with raspberries.
Please be careful of the horse pussy bandit gang on the roads between HPK and the Wan Empire.
Though HPK Knights patrolling the roads on their side of the border has kept people safe, the same can't be said across the border and an attack involving two carriages yesterday ended in both robbery and male rape.
So please, be careful.
>implying this isn't like Mount and Blade Warband: Pendor Edition where bandits can wreck your shit
Anon, please, be careful, human boys are our most valuable assets and seeing them harmed physically or mentally is dreadful!
Vampires are the pinnacle of beauty 10/10 everything
All Dhampirs have is their "I win" button to cancel out the superior vampire's powers
>ease of relations with humans.
A vampire can easily seduce and bed any man she wants, without pretending to be a human to do so.
>pinnacle of beauty
Dick suck much?
>I win button
Keep crying bitch suckhead
>they can easily seduce any man they want
You wish, incubus or bust, you aren't good enough for a vampire anon, they a shit.
I cant decide weather to be annoyed at the fact that every idea I have is corruption based or the fact that I open office is being a faggot and won't let me work on them.
I tried. More or less. Cant draw loli/shota.
It's not supposed to be a balanced setting, and the challenge is being stuck between a murderous church militant that's allied with an oppressive aristocracy in a feudal setting where loyal servants can be discarded into the streets to die of starvation on a whim, and an empire of reformed genocidal monsters who are fighting against the gods who want to use them to cull Humanity for fun and to keep the mortals weak and biddable.
There are only two choices in MGE. You side with the Gods who want keep the world as a playground and graveyard to billions, or you side with the Demon Lord who wants to use the mortal races to create a single power bloc which can tell the gods to go fuck themselves and indulge in thousands of years of kinky mind-altering sex.
I give my daughter a sword and shield. If she's old enough to suckle she's old enough to start getting gud.
>Normal night on Human Boy General
>Sappy greentexts about sickly, ronery DILFS.
>"Would you Vaggu the Sonnu?"
>A Gazer and an Omukade arguing back and forth for three hours about the merits of shotas and bishies.
>Some degenerate freak, probably a Cupid or some shit mentions
What you a harpy be angry about to preform this?