Please explain to me this mass psychosis that is called Touhou. Why is everyone so obsessed with these diaperheads?
Touhou is based on poor drawings and uninnovative games with barely interesting characters.
Still, it's like Touhou is the only thing people draw art of. Why?
I even have a friend who can only fap to Touhou. Whenever he browses danbooru, he searches for pictures with the "touhou" tag. He simply cannot fap to a picture unless it's one of these diaperheads.
To me every character seems to be a 900-year-old witch that looks like a child wearing 19th century doll clothing yet still boasts superpowers ridiculous enough to make a 5-year-old cringe. My best guess is that this is some kind of an autism trigger.
Please explain, /jp/. I've spent years trying to understand this fad that just doesn't seem to end.
No story at all , seriously? you didnt even pay attention.
Also , the fanbase produce the best Non-H doujins we've seen since decades. You just have to lurk for that , because remember , doujin fanworks are part of touhou.
Start with this : http://exhentai.org/g/271348/c8b691784c/
>I have a friend who can only fap to touhou
Forgive me, OP but how the fuck do you know this shit? You and your friend talk about your daily faps? What the fuck man, that ain't healthy. I've been fapping to hentai only since many years ago and NO ONE knows about this.
Nothing wrong with that if you have a good friend who's into this kind of things.
I can't fap to original characters too, and animes last just a few days the time to watch them while Touhou is never ending because of the games, music and literature.
and there's no fetish that you can't find with the tag touhou
Having a friend you can be cocklusty with is great.
Cute girls, mature girls, lolis and lots of lewds.
Sex sells. Pretty simple.
Mostly because fapping to a character you know and has a source material is like fapping to a "real" character, with a personality/background/etc and not just a random drawing made just for jerking off to.
>I even have a friend who can only fap to Touhou.
Your "friend" really tells you what specific subject matter they fap to? Interesting..
>Whenever he browses danbooru, he searches for pictures with the "touhou" tag.
You.. watch them do this? Or he specifically tells you this kind of info? He's quite open about himself for sure!
>He simply cannot fap to a picture unless it's one of these diaperheads.
Obviously this is all refering to yourself, OP. It's okay! No need to be in denial over it, bro.
Go with the flow.
There's a touhou for just about every sexual preference and fetish. Most of them don't even match up with their in-universe depictions, but I guess that doesn't matter for fetishists.
Hell look at the cast of EoSD for example. Every single character (bar reimu/marisa) has some sort of central theme in their lewder artwork.
>rumia: vore, loli
>meiling: muscle, big tits
>patchouli: bbw or skeleton depending on who draws it, big tits
>sakuya: timestop, maid fetish
is this the Yukari thread?
>To me every character seems to be a 900-year-old witch that looks like a child wearing 19th century doll clothing yet still boasts superpowers ridiculous enough to make a 5-year-old cringe. My best guess is that this is some kind of an autism trigger.
>there is no story at all
Have you even bothered doing a little research, playin the game, reading a written work, anything? You've been puzzled for years and you didn't even bother to do that?
And what's your hatred towards hats? Did bullies flip yours every single time you started hating on them?
I just find it relaxing, magical girls doing magical girls thing and taking it easy. I need escapism from my daily stress, and 2hu brings it in a conveniently made package complete with games, manga, music and porn in almost unlimited quantities
I want to cum all over Yukari's naked back and see her twitch everytime she feels the hot semen landing on her milky white skin.
This explains most of it OP.
Also add trumpets, frills, math functions and subtle fetishism.
>there is no story at all
Shit tier bait tbh