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Not specifically what was requested, but seriously what else would I do with a ghoul?
What is is about the swimsuit that makes it so perfect?
As if Gazers couldn't get any better
AH, GEEE, I WANT TO BULLY HER TAIL BY SNEAKING UP ON HER AND THEN PULLING ON IT!!!!
AHHHHH I WANT A GAZER TO BE MY HIGH-SCHOOL SWEETHEART!!!
Fuck, I didn't realize the old thread was so close to dying. Have a repost.
>You haven't yet decided whether or not it's a good thing that you have trouble sleeping when you cuddle with Saki
>You only napped for about an hour, but the little Shirohebi is still snoozing peacefully as you spoon her
>She's just so... distracting.
>It's not your fault you can't keep yourself from groping her tiny breasts as she sleeps, your hands are already there anyway and any large movements might wake her
>No, you'll just stick to small movements; just some light squeezing and gentle massaging of her deliciously soft little lumps and the occasional pinch or flick of one of her stiff pink nipples
>The pure white priestess-in-training squirms and moans softly in her sleep as you continue to molest her developing chest with your arms crossed over it, locking her into your strong embrace
>Even though you force yourself to stop every few minutes or so, you can't keep yourself from resuming almost instantly
>Just one more squeeze, one more pinch, one more sweet, unknowing whine
>Just one more.
>No, it's time to stop now.
>Your cock has been erect for so long that it's starting to feel painful, you are sure you'll wake your little captive if you keep moving and readjusting your hot girth on her petite white lower back
>Time to think about something else, think about... what you'll do when she wakes up!
>Yeah, that's what you'll think about, you got that toy out especially for her and you can't wait to use it
>That's not helping at all.
>"Mister? W-why did you stop?"
>The sudden appearance of Saki's high, melodic voice makes you freeze
>You feel the heat drain instantly from your face as our realize she was awake for that
>How much of it was she awake for? How long was she pretending?
>Well, it isn't like she minds, right?
>"...You want me to keep going?"
>"Yes, please." she pauses for a moment, "...I like it when you make me feel like I'm yours."
>Those words send an almighty chill through you
>'Like I'm yours'.
>It's like she knew the exact thing you'd like to hear the most, even when you hadn't fully realized it yourself yet
>Wordlessly, you go back to massaging Saki's flat breasts and wrap your legs and thighs tightly around her tail; now that you have no fear of waking her you can unleash a little more of your desire
>With your hands still cupped tightly over most of her chest, you take her nipples firmly between your thumbs and index fingers and roll them around lightly
>You pay no heed to the immobilized little Shirohebi's desperate whine, continuing to pull and pinch at her nipples while kneading and groping at her budding boobs with your palms
>Thinking about how vulnerable and helpless she is against you as you inflict all sorts of new, pleasurable sensations upon her sensitive, immature body only elevates your lust and fervor
>It's like you're milking her now; sure she's far too small to even start thinking about that, you can't help but let your instincts guide you as your devilish ministrations slowly turn her pure white breasts a faint shade of pink
>You just ache to slurp up her thin, serpentine tongue as it hangs out of her mouth and slowly advance your lips up it until it's all the way inside your mouth, and the tow of you are joined in a passionate kiss
>That seems like taking things too fast though, you'll just have to wait
>You grope her harder to try and make up for that, her whole naked body slides up and down against yours as you hungrily pull at her poor little boobs
>The way she is panting and sighing and and blushing so heavily as you tease her makes you want to see how far you can go though, you can't help but wonder what other lewd, erotic reactions you might be able to coax out of her
>Soon, you get to a point where Saki's moans and whines seem ore out of pain than out of pleasure
>"You doing okay Saki? Do you want me to stop now?"
>"I-if you w-want, Mister... I-I'll be okay, I think... if you still want to use me."
>Her voice is low and unsteady, hampered by her heavy breathing and arousal
>Despite her invitation, you can definitely tell she is ready to stop
>You finally release her from your clutches and scoot backwards on the bed so she can flop over on her back
>Now that you're looking at her, you fell like you may have gone a little too far
>Her usually pure white chest is pink and almost glowing, and her nipples are all red and inflamed
>"I'm sorry, Saki. I didn't mean to hurt you."
>N-No, Mister, I'm okay! I promise! They hurt a little bit, but they make you happy, right? Saki doesn't mind if you make her breasts hurt a little if they make you happy, Mister."
>Her fervent reply catches you off guard; it seems very odd that she is willing to endure pain for your pleasure at such a young age
>You also almost missed the weird glint in her bright red eyes before it vanished
Yeah, just look at her design. Her hair has a purplish colour to it, you can easily differentiate it from the cute fluffy tail.
My waifu is perfect.
Dragons made of stone and fur > dragons made of boring old scales.
Dragons made of Tentacle thingies > Other Dragons
Please, those heads are cute, you can pet them you know. Boys like girls with big tentacles and tails. Pet them, they're real.
Also, don't you know what the hearts on a Jabberwock represent?
>you will never have a CC Anubis turn you into a man
>she will never help you become a CEO in the corporate world
>she will never retire as your assistant to be a stay at home mother for your twin daughterus
why does my chest hurt now?
>you will never have a CC Anubis turn you into a man
>she will never help you become a CEO in the corporate world
You'll never have a CC Anubis do that, but you might have a shot with a Kikamora instead.
>your daughters will never grow up to take over the family anubiz
No, they hearts represent how much she loves her boyfriend/husband, and more appear on her the more her love grows.
Actually it's how many times her lover has cum inside but the other way sounds more romantic.
>A Kikimora takes Anon, an unemployed pile of shit still living with his parents, and turns him into the CEO of a moderately sized company
>A small scandal ensued when his secretary entered his office to give him some paperwork that was delivered and found his Kikimora maidfu bent over his desk with him fucking her like a man possessed while shouting that he doesn't give a shit about this job and can't wait until he can put in his letter of resignation and become the CEO of maid fucking
She also voiced Kuuko
This is sad
This song is pure sex https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSIWKWt7-lk
Have there been any Raiju stories as of yet?
>"No Saki, I was wrong to do that. I got carried away. Let's move on though, hmmm? I'm sure you're curious about this..."
>Still laying on your side, you reach behind you and retrieve the two items form the closet, hopeful that they'll distract Saki even just a little
>You'd like to distract yourself as well, though it seems like it'll be hard to forget the little Shirohebi's sudden confession
>She looks at the things in your hand and blushes profusely, seemingly fully back to her old self
>"I-I don't know, Mister... What are those for?"
>"Well, they're for your training of course. I'd like to be able to get even closer to you, but I want to make sure I don't hurt you."
>She smiles at you and her eyes shine again, though this time you can tell it's more with genuine adoration and happiness
>"Mister cares about me so much..."
>"I do, Saki. I feel like you're the only one here I can talk to."
>Even though her words seemed like they were more for herself, you couldn't help replying to them
>The little white snake jumps a little, but gives no more indication as to why she spoke
>"Okay, how about you lay on your tummy for me? ...There, that's it. Now spread your cheeks a little."
>Saki obediently flips over onto her stomach and gives you a nervous, confused smile
>You stifle a giggle; her innocence is just too adorable
>"Not those cheeks Saki, your other ones. I'm going to put this in your butt."
>You hold up the thin pink butt plug for her to see; the tear-shaped toy is only about as wide as your thumb and a little longer than your middle finger
>"Uwaaa! M-m-my butt!?"
>Her cheeks turn almost as red as her eyes, which start to well up with tears
>You reach out to the young Shirohebi and pat her tenderly on the head, stroking her short, bobbed white hair gently to help her calm down
>"Yes Saki, in your butt. That way, you and I can get as close as we want without getting in any trouble.I promise it won't hurt at all. I'll still stop the second you tell me to, but I bet you'll find that it feels really good, okay?"
>Your words and headpats seem to have calmed her down and the instant you mentioned it might feel good you saw some curiosity creep into her expression
>"That's a good girl. Now, Can you lift your butt up for me? It'll go in easier if you're up a little bit."
>Saki pulls her tail up underneath her, coiling it around to support herself as she raises her cute little haunches high into the air
>"That's perfect Saki! Good job."
>You give her another headpat and she nuzzles you back with her cheek before you pull away
>Finally, you get up and move yourself around to behind the little Shirohebi with the butt plug and the small bottle of lube that you chose to accompany it in your hand
>You grin as you catch sight of her round, adorable face; she is blushing profusely and watching your still erect member bounce as you stand behind her on your knees
>The way her stubby little pointed ears droop slightly with anticipation and embarrassment is far too cute
>As she hears you pop the lid of the lube bottle open, she squeezes her serpentine red eyes closed and grips the sheets in her tiny white hands
>"It's okay, Saki... don't be nervous. I'm going to be as gentle as possible."
>You smile warmly down at her and lightly caress her soft white butt with your free hand
>She shivers a little under your touch, but doesn't draw away
>Wanting to get on with things as soon as possible, you waste no time in squeezing a generous dollop of the clear, viscous lube onto the thin pink plug and spreading it around evenly with your index finger
>"Saki? Can you spread your cheeks?"
>She jumps again as she remembers your request; her little hands fly to her butt and you gulp as she parts her round, squishy alabaster orbs for you
>Her tiny white pucker winks at you, the way it stretches and twitches, just seconds form barely opening as Saki grips her butt cheeks and presents herself to you makes your heart flutter
>"That's a good girl. Don't be nervous, I'm going to put it in now."
>Without further hesitation, you line the tip of the shiny, lubed butt plug up with the very center of the little Shirohebi's tight, nervous hole
>Saki bites her lip, exposing a tiny, pearly fang as the plug sits atop her opening
>You just let it sit there, letting the naked snake get used to the feel of something against her anus
>After a few seconds, you start to push
>Her fingers tighten on her butt and her finger sink into her perfect white flesh as the plug finally penetrates her
>You hastily wipe the excess lube off of your free hand before reaching up to stroke her head again
>"That's a good girl Saki. Is it feeling okay?"
>You feel her nod shakily under your hand
Why does she look so sad, bros? Anyone have a source for this little lady?
She's sad because
you don't know how to use the built-in image search function
I can't tell who's likely to be crazier in this scenario: the guy who is training a loli as his personal sex toy because he's not allowed to marry, or the loli with (probably) such a high yandere level that she can hold herself back and play the long-con of being innocent to entrap the guy.
Could go either way.
>You'll never wake up with a Ghoul's lips wrapped so tightly around your dick that you couldn't pull out if you wanted to.
>She'll never stare up at you and make lewd gagging noises every time she bobs her head down.
One of the captcha images was a goddamn dildo cake. Is the monstergirl world leaking or are some people that perverted?
>By now the plug is almost halfway inside her, and you haven't stopped your slow, steady pushing
>Even though you know you won't encounter any resistance due to the nature of Lamia anuses, you are still being as careful as possible
>Lamia anuses are really a beautiful thing to you; since all waste goes to the cloaca in a Lamia's snake half, the human anus they still have is always clean and free for endless stimulation
>You aren't quite sure of the specific biology though, just what you remember from your single biology class that you took at the start of high school
>It still must be connected to their insides somehow though, you know for sure that a lot of the priestesses keep asking you to put your spirit energy there
>None of them will ever get it though, you have realized now that all your spirit energy belongs to Saki.
>Speaking of Saki, you feel her moan and quiver beneath you as the agonizingly slow butt plug finally slides all the way inside her
>Once she finally accepts the widest part, the rest of the plug slides in quickly and comes to rest perfectly; the flared, flat, oval shaped base of the pink toy nestled in between her beautiful little butt cheeks makes that familiar lump return to your throat
>"H-how does it feel Saki? It's in."
>"It is, M-Mister?"
>"Well, yeah, it is. can you feel it?"
>"Y-yes, it feels g-good. I didn't know it would be so easy..."
>"I'm glad you feel okay.You can let go and sit up of you want."
>Saki takes a deep breath before gingerly uncoiling and stretching her tail out
>You can only imagine the odd new pleasurable feelings that the plug buried deep inside her anus gives her with each little movement
>Eventually, the little Shirohebi stretches all the way out and rolls up onto her side
>She smiles back at you and you crawl up to where your pillow is, trying to ignore her obvious entrancement with your erect penis as you sit down with your back against the wall and your legs stretched out in front of you
>Once you are comfortable, Saki eagerly plops her head down on your left thigh with her adorable little nose mere centimeters from your cock
>"What are you thinking about, Saki?"
>She's just been laying there for the past few moments, breathing deeply and not moving at all as if she's hypnotized by you
>"It smells, Mister."
>"Smells? ...Is it a good smell or a bad one?"
>You blush a little, starting to feel a little uncomfortable
>"A good one, Mister. I think. It's hard to tell..."
>You jump and shiver as you feel the tiniest flick of a flat little forked tongue brush the side of your member
>Even though you know snakes and Lamias smell with their tongues, you can't stop but your thoughts from running away of you
>"A-any better?" you ask
>Saki takes a moment to think, but looks no less perplexed as time passes
>"Here, I have an idea. You know how your other senses heighten when one is taken away?"
>The young snake in your lap nods carefully, still unable to break her gaze
>"...Well, maybe we could do something like that to help you smell better, okay?"
>Saki slowly nods again
>Taking that as a yes, you cautiously open the drawer to your nightstand and take out your black satin sleep mask
>You try to keep all of your movements as slow an controlled as possible as not to disturb the little Shirohebi still taking long, deep whiffs of your scent
>"Okay Saki. Let's put this on you and see if you can smell me better."
>She finally breaks her focus to look up at you, blinking her round red eyes at you innocently
>She makes no effort to resist as you place the shiny black mask over her eyes and pull the elastic strap up and over her head, letting it rest behind her ears
>You hear her breathing slow and deepen even more as you tie the straps off to make them tighter and fit her better
>"There we go. Hopefully that'll help."
>Settling back down, you give the blindfolded Shirohebi a long, gentle headpat and marvel at how your snug sleep mask now completely covering her eyes seems to have only added to her innocence
>Saki carefully rolls up onto your legs, pinning them down with her stomach and propping herself up with her hands on either side of you to get a better angle
>Her tail wraps firmly around your ankles once more as she steadies herself
>Even though she's only seven years old, she is heavier than a human girl of her age; your legs are basically immobilized unless you decided to make a concerted effort to throw her off
>You'd never dream of hurting her though
>She's so delicate and innocent that you can't stifle the intense need to protect and care for her as best you can
>New manga from the makers of Death Note
>15 year old depressed and abused kid jumps off a building
>Is saved by a Cute Angel Girl
>She grants him "Angel's Wings" and "Cupids Arrow", representing Freedom and Love, to fulfill his dying wish to find happiness
>It's actually part of a selection process
>God wants to retire, and has selected 13 Angels to select 13 humans to be candidates to be the next God
If this ends in any way other than the kid ascending to Heaven to relax as God with his qt3.14 angel waifu, I'mma be disappointed.
For one, there's the fact of the angels acting like intermediaries, rather than God handling everything himself. Also there's no redefining ultra-yandere. At least, I'm pretty sure the qt Angel isn't one. Probably.
The original Chief God did it. That's why we've got the Chief Goddess who has no idea what she's doing now.
I bet she just needs a nice dicking and she'll lighten up and stop trying to keep up the old Chief God's murdermonster plan.
>TFW you've started masturbating to mono-eyes
I want to pound a lilim and her familiar until they can't walk straight for a whole week.
I dunno, either I die and become the catalyst for the adventure, possible coming back as some undead/mindcontrolled (via 'not really dead') later on or I become a party member that may or may not be outclassed by later members.
No! I'm actually the healer for the part and after the MG MC dies tragically we have to go on a quest to revive her! Truly emotional stuff!
After the game she becomes my wife and a mother! Our daughter is a main character in the turn-based strategy game spin-off!
Check your privilege, you cis-scum!
Actually, you know what would be fun?
Being a low level adventurer who's wife is a super high level one.
She'd be some level 20 wizard out battling gods while I'm some level two fighter chasing goblins out from a town they've taken over.
>Now that she is blindfolded, the little Shirohebi's tongue is a lot more active
>It flicks up and down across your length as she tries to figure out why your smell entices her so much
>You just relax and let things happen as her tongue gets bolder and bolder
>Faint jolts of pleasure course through you whenever the forked tips of Saki's thin tongue brush against your rod and her hot, warm breath feels fantastic on your crotch
>A gasp nearly escapes your lips as she firmly wraps her tongue all the way around your base
>She cranes her head to the side, pulling you closer and closer to her mouth with her wet, slippery digit
>"Mithhter... I need to tathhte you..."
>You smile, stifling a giggle at Saki's lisp
>She doesn't seem to want to release you, even to speak
>You caress the top of the blindfolded snake's head as her long tongue finally loosens
>When her thin, white lips finally close around your tip, every thought except the need for pleasure is driven from your mind
>Her smooth, skinny tongue coils and swirls around your tip like it's a lollipop; even though she only has your tip in her hot, wet mouth you feel like you aren't too far from cumming at all
>Saki makes all sorts of lewd, greedy slurping noises as she suckles devilishly at you, finally realizing that your taste is one that she can never live without
>She starts to moan softly, hungrily as she takes you deeper and deeper, slowly starting to bob her masked head up and down in your lap
>Unable to control yourself any longer, you reach for her butt
>You take each of her round little cheeks in your hands and squeeze them; she whines desperately into your cock as your firm, frantic groping jostles the plug occupying her tight anus
>As unskilled and awkward as her sucking is, you can't deny that it is incredibly effective
>Even though you're sure she's gagged on you a couple times, her dedication is truly admirable
>The way her tongue squeezes you and swirls around your length as it dangles out of her mouth coupled with the feel of her firm, round butt squishing and rippling beneath your hands has you in a frantic trance of intense pleasure
>You know you are about to cum, but you are fully unable to focus on words enough to tell her
>In effort to distract yourself and hold out for just a little longer, you pop the plug out of Saki's anus and start to gently fuck her with it
>However, the sight of the thin pink plug repeatedly getting buried in her but achieves the opposite of what you had wanted
>Your hands go limp as your orgasm hits, but you manage to put her plug all the way back in before falling back as blissful pleasure envelops you
>The little Shirohebi squeals in surprise as your seed erupts in her mouth
>You had expected her to spit you out in disgust and start gagging and retching, but she only seems greedier now
>She eagerly gulps down your hot, creamy load, moaning hungrily with each swallow as she does her best to suck out every last drop
>You are far too tired to stop her, you just sit back and try to relax,but the uncomfortable electric sensation whenever her tongue brushes against your tip is too much
>"Mmmhhmmphm, Mhhister? Are you okay?"
>She finally surfaces, letting your spent, sensitive cock fall from her small white mouth and you breathe out in relief
>"I'm okay, it just gets really sensitive after I... well. After it comes out."
>Saki pushes the black satin sleep mask off of her eyes and looks at you innocently
>"Did that stuff coming out mean I did good?"
>You grin and give her a slightly sluggish headpat
>"You did do good, Saki. You did really good. I assume you decided you liked the taste?"
>"Yes, Mister. I like it a lot. Can we do it again?"
>"We can definitely do it again, though it's probably time for you to head home."
>You point to the window to where the sun is almost fully done setting
>"Uwaaa! It's so late! aaawawawawa~"
>"Saki, calm down Everything is going to be okay, okay? You still probably have a few minutes to get back for dinner before anyone notices. Here, let me help you get dressed."
>"But Mister... w-what abut the..."
>She gestures to her butt
>"Oh the butt plug? You're going to wear it until our next day off together, and then I'll get you a bigger one. Okay?"
>The little Shirohebi blushes deeply, but makes no complaint
>It doesn't take long to help her get back into her underwear and robes, but you can definitely tell she is still adjusting to the new intruder in her anus
>Her hips sway a little more as she slithers and she is still blushing a bit, but other than that you can hardly tell any difference
>You hastily throw on some sweatpants and a shirt before leading your little partner to the front door
>Before she has a chance to open it and leave, you put a hand gently on her head
>"Hey, Saki? I just wanted to say how glad I am to have you. Talking with you and playing with you makes me happy, which i realized is something I haven't felt in a long time."
>She turns to you; her eyes are welling up and she is smiling warmly
>"Me too, Mister. I was so lonely until I met you, there are no other girls my age... and everyone seems to have a daddy but me. I like being your friend, Mister."
>You blink quickly to hold back your own tears and pull Saki into a tight embrace
>After awhile, you are forced to release her and open the door
>"Until next time, Saki?"
>You wink, and the little snake priestess smiles back
>"Until next time, Mister."
And that's all for today. This is going to be a long fucking story, I think there may still be two sessions left. Hope everyone is liking it!
Pastebin is here:
Y'know, I can't wait to see the reaction of the other Shirohebi when they learn he's succumbed to the ways of the Sabbath...
Or rather, his reaction when he learns they know.
Thanks anons. In all honesty, I
'm having some trouble connecting to this story. I'm going for characters who actually have some serious mental shit going on, and I'm not sure if I'm doing a good job ad portraying that accurately. I'm having a hard time visualizing scenes too. I'm glad you all are still liking it though, whether or not it's obvious I'm having a hard time.
Are there any foods you want to let your waifu try? I've always wondered if she'd like barbecue and stuff like that.
I'd like to take her to one of those japanese restaurants where they cook the food right in front of you.
Also she's a Hellhound.
Wouldn't monstergirls make those places more interesting? Imagine a Hellhound showing off by putting her hand on the grill and not being affected at all.
>"Ma'am, would you please take your...paw, off the cooking surface?"
>"Oh don't worry, I'm straight outta Hell! I don't feel a thing."
>"Yes, I get that. But you're kind of getting fur on it, and it's going to get in the food..."
What does the fox eat? And don't be that guy who says "kitsune udon".
I already know she likes aburaage.
Probably like a Demon Realm, but even lewder.
It's a bit of a headcanon of mine that one year inside Pandemonium is one minute outside, and you don't age or tire when you're inside. You could spend a 1440 years fucking your waifu in a day.
>implying you would need intensive to get a hellhoud to gobble your dick
I like how dexterous her hands look.
I want to be the commanding officer of some tough and scary monstergirl commandos!
I want to give them a routine inspection!
As they stand to attention, I want my pants to just fall down by accident to reveal I'm doing the same!
I want them to stand wide eyed and biting their tongues as hard as they can, because they're trying not to laugh at my tiny dick!
I want them to fail and collapse into unprofessional laughter!
I want to give them a punishment run for ruining inspection!
I want them to never take me seriously again!
There's this little hole-in-the-wall burger place just off the road near a freeway overpass in my hometown. Little family-run place, used to be a complete shithole.
It was right between my house and the local college, and I use to go there every day after class. The staff was 100% greasy Mexicans, but holy shit they made the best food in existence. You could order fucking anything, whether it was on the menu or not, and they would make it, and it would be the best you ever had.
I went back to visit recently and they moved into a nice new building across the street and replaced their greasy Mexicans with qt Mexicans. The food is just as good though, if not better. I suspect they keep the greasy fellows in back making that divine food, and have the qts work the floor.
Anyways, that's where I'd take my waifu. I'd get her an order of onion rings, an order of fries, a cheeseburger, and a shake. Then I'd fuck her silly while she's incapacitated.
>You will never make a Monster Girl this wet by pretending to like her cooking.
Don't worry Anon.
They love to watch.
>Implying they haven't monitored your tastes to pair you up with one suited towards your tastes.
>Or take the closest one and get her into shape for you.
It's an oil fire. Where is your god now, Hero?
>a soft and plump ninja nympho in latex will one day ambush me
All hail the Kunoichi!
Hah, I knew it was bullshit. No way is saying Candlejack going to cause you to get kidnappe
Meanwhile in an alternate universe
>Wendigo is trying to coax anon's out of their hiding places
>they start to slowly approach her
>she then accidentally drops her phone
>anons start running around wildly shouting shitposting terms as the wendigo tries to desperately calm them down
>she sighs as it will take another 20 minutes to get them out again
>Meanwhile, on /hbg/
>>Stumble across an anon
>>He is walking absentmindedly like they always do, eyes slightly glazed over, staring into the distance
>>Try not to startle him, say hi
>>Jumps out of his skin, nearly literally and starts running in circles, flailing his arms around screaming "Kek! 4u! Smh! Just kek my shit right up, senpai! Tbh! Niggers! Yuri!"
>>Have to tackle him to the ground and pin his arms to his sides, burying his face in my breasts and cradle him until he calms down again, mumbling "keks" all the while
S: Do you remember that Wurm who tried to do the can-can?
W: Yeah, she really brought the house down!
sorry for my dumb humor it's 3:30 and I am baked out of my mind right now
>Been watching me for years
>Try to match one up to my fetishes
Ha! Good luck with that, the chart of stuff I don't like is still longer but that's only because Japan exists and comes up with new fetishes weekly.
Monster girl /jp/,i've been a bit bored recently and was wondering
would anyone be up for a monster girl ERP skype chat?
you don't have to be sorry, i was just probing for interest
>Meanwhile at your waifus HQ
>aka your dining room
>"As you can see, by Anon's recent internet searches, we can safely say that this weeks fetish will be gentle femdom and slight rope play."
>your daughter stands up visibly flustered
>"MOM! How many times do I have to tell you I'm not interested in what you and dad do in the bedroom! AND WHY IS AUNT STACY HERE!"
>Stacy is in the corner taking notes
>"She's the stenographer today, your sister took the initiative and put together a presentation on how 'Missionary is Too Boring.'
>your middle daughter is dressed up like a CEO
>while the youngest 'helps' Aunt Stacy take notes
>she's just coloring
>all the while your oldest daughter is banging her head on the table
>your waifu tells her to stop as "That's your daddy's fourth favorite spot to fuck me on. So please don't break this."
>all the while you're in the living room trying to watch the game
I'm being sincere but i'm not sure how to prove that to you anon
i can give you my skype if you like
>stuck in nam, charlie's in the trees
>call in snake and nape to clear them out
>expecting bombs and napalm
>get a bunch of blushing shirohebi with their hair in high ponytails
>they seem really confused to find out you don't have a fetish for the nape of a woman's neck
>still can't get any air support
>Be a rich guy with team of silent MG bodyguards.
>Notice the Mantis and Kunoichi doing weird hand gestures to each other.
>they noticee you looking and them.
>you ask what that was about.
>they just look away and blush
Somebody else can do better, but its not that hard >>14306542
she would love anything you made her, no matter how much it totally sucks
>"So how is your dinner dear?"
>It's amazing! I've never had food this good!"
>"Okay... Thank you for the kind words dear, but I purposefully added too much salt and sugar to the recipe."
>"But it tastes fantastic!"
>"You're hamburger literally is just a puck I cooked it too long. On purpose."
>"But it's just how I like it honey!"
About as scary as those scratching noises in the walls.
>Can turn invisible
>Can probably invade dreams
>Can cause sleep paralysis
>Probably has magic potential since she's a succubus
Not to be underestimated, no matter what this thread says.
>Used to live in the deep abyss
>Able to read my memories
>Able to rewrite my brain
>Can mind control/break me whenever she wants
>Might turn me into a mindless cum-pumping squid
She's the spookiest
>Through sheer strength and force of will you manage to overpower the alpdruck and get up
>Eat, have your coffee, get ready
>Take the daily commute
>Ready for another day
>One problem though
>The Alp's still latched on to you
>we've got Maindufreya waifufag
F-for what purpose?
>you will never play a video like this on your big screen tv and watch your werecat daughteru go nuts
and never do it again after she almost breaks it
>Jinko chasing a laser pen
>When she realises what you're doing she looks at you with a serious expression and a slight blush
>It still doesn't stop her chasing the laser
Speaking of Wanbui, does anyone have that one image of the student council from Seitokai Yakuindomo as an Anubi? It was just a shitty photoshop, but I have the other relevant image here-
I remember a time my mates and me would gather round to play some Halo 1 or 2 and we'd goof around something fierce.
Like warthog rodeo. Damn. Those were the days. No Alpy thoughts in relation to Halo back then, no sir.
Because one of the main reasons I've been writing romance here for the past couple years is because I'm so lonely, and living vicariously through my characters lets me hold on to the last shreds of hope I have that that I'll find someone who loves me, too.
H.G. Wells partly wrote The War of the Worlds so he could describe Woking, a town where he spent some of the worst years of his life, getting absolutely thrashed by extraterrestrial invaders.
Stephen King wrote The Shining in a way that really spoke about his personal fears regarding his alcoholism.
Writers injecting their problems and grievances into their work is nothing new and, really, nothing to be ashamed of. As long as you push out a satisfying and well-constructed product, you're doing no harm.
We all got to start somewhere. You can't expect to be writing bone-chilling descriptions of bag-boys being dragged into the impenetrable mist before writing a few Rabbit-tricks, B-movie plagiarisms, and juvenile newspapers.
You know what you should do?
Accept the love of Frontpussy!
But I already did.
I'm to busy accepting monoeye, go away horse tits
You're getting as bad as commercial anon. Horse pussy kingdom was a bit cute but front pussy is just universally shit. This schtick is way overplayed in any case.
What is it with this thread and dumbasses taking a joke that was funny once or twice and telling it over and over until it's run totally into the ground.
Well you answered yourself, there dumbasses
I never understood how everyone hates Horse Pussy but somehow also hate Front Pussy.
It's just...like the main complaint about Centaurs was horse pussy, then KC solves it with front pussy, but somehow gets backlash anyway.
Everyone doesn't hate horse pussy. But both the ones that like it and the ones that hate it hate frontpussy because it's a fucking stupid idea. People that like centaurs don't like it. And it's not going to sway people that already don't like centaurs.
But there is the one singular contrarian faggot who has to say he likes frontpussy and whines about how everyone hates it.
so Im having a talk with my friend about >>14305950
>"I'll ask her if she's buying me food."
>"You get a sexy demon preist and your first thought is if she would buy you food?"
>"You will die alone."
>"That is the plan."
It's because frontpussy doesn't make sense on an anatomical level. While that isn't saying much for MGE given you have Manticores with fucking onahole tails, you have to take into consideration that people will be a little bit off-put by the idea of fucking a frontal vagina on a liminal race.
I can get the whole schtick of "They want to fuck like they're standing up", but at the same time it's just fundamentally silly and pandering. It doesn't help you have faggots defend both frontgina and that pseudo-penis shit from the Gnoll story because "You're just afraid of your own sexuality!"
Said literally nobody ever to the group of people who fantasize about shoving their dick into girls who have eyes bigger than half their goddamned face. Or girls who have enough muscle density they can pretty much wreck an entire hotel just by riding you cowgirl.
>You'll never wake up in Innsmouth, sleeping on a park bench, risen from your slumber by the speckling of falling rain and the odd flake of snow, a soggy yet somehow soft, warm an comforting blanket thrown over you
>You'll never take it in hand, throw it off, and hear a moan in the distance as you do
>With the moan comes an awareness of a scarce few bombshells walking past, their drab, rag-like cloth doing absolutely nothing to hide their appeal, in fact, only amplifying it, strange lights sewn in to the cloth, blinking at times almost like eyes
>You rub your eyes and the lights disappear.
>Cleavage eclipses your vision the deep and rich valley drawing your eyes up a slender throat and delicate, picturesque jaw, and two brilliant luminous eyes.
>You blink again, still bleary and the imagines glow gives way to verdant emerald green.
>Her lips split in a toothy grin, and a pretty voice spill out like honey, "Need a hand stranger?"
>Innsmouth and Imboca
>Making me remember that terrible movie that had nothing to do with the original Dagon short
>Her cheeks color, "Ah, a habit? That explains the park bench." She laughs softly at her own joke, cheeks reddening further, "U-um... I'm not sure if I really should but..." She leans closer in, smelling faintly of lavender, and pulls an opened bottle out from a fold in her age-bitten dress, already opened.
>She hands it to you, shyly for some reason, "T-there's just a bit left. Feel free to have the rest, and, good luck, stranger. Say hi if you ever see me around."
>She leaves quickly, taking with her and chance for an explanation as to why she just happened to have a bottle of whiskey.
>Curious, you pop the lid open and take a whif. It's a strong, somehow pleasant aroma that makes your heart skip a beat and your head feel light as for just an instant, blood surges downward.
Do you drink?
And it actually worked out great in that case.
>We need a two thousand year old fishing village with a creepy vibe and fishermen families that have been working there since the Roman Empire
>Good thing we have a lot of those!
>Head into kitchen for lunch
>see some mice girls
>They get scared and try to run away but you grab them
>they're wiggling around trying to break free
>They begin to accept their possible death
>put them on the center of your bed, grab a small washcloth and give it to them as a blanket, then come back with a slice of cheese for each of them
3 months later of pampering and given a doll house to live in they're fat little meeces but they're living the comfy life.
one of them starts to wonder what Master's semen tastes like
wake up to find a group of fatty meeces all trying to move their arms up and down enough to get semen to come out.
You take one after the other and just stick them on.
9 months later you've now got about 100 maus daughterus and around 3-5 fat meece wives
>What is it with this thread and dumbasses taking a joke that was funny once or twice and telling it over and over until it's run totally into the ground.
Its not just jokes. Anything popular gets that treatment here, just look at the waifu wars or the posts where you have to select a monstergirl and her traits.
I think its because we're starved for content. There's only so many times you can tell strangers on the internet about the sexual things you'd do to a rape monster.
>Church of the Fallen
>not just being an excuse for succubi to mock human religions and fuck all day
I bet they'd be annoying as hell to deal with and think sex solves everything, like the MC's sister in Lanternon's first story.
She was the worst. Thinking someone has a mental disorder because they don't agree with your religion's beliefs? On top of that, suggesting that the MC needs to be brainwashed by a "psychologist"? Seriously?
I know it might be satire based on some historical events, but still.
Oh snap! Her yansnake nature is starting to shine through. Then again, both of them are awkward in their search for affection.
Saki keeps on being adorable and increasingly lewd and I'm looking forward to the things that will befall her little white butt.
>ass was fat
Irrelevant, it was still attached to a tanuki
Impossible. If she can't write off everything she gives you as "business expenses" she won't bother. As a married woman, she would receive some extra tax cuts, so that is more likely
>'GOJI-CHAN! You're being rude again! Anon is scared! You need to calm down!'
>'STUFF IT! FIRST HE'S LATE FOR OUR DATE, THEN HE POURS A PILE OF FISH IN FRONT OF ME! HE KNOWS THAT PISSES ME OFF!'
>Suddenly Ghidora-chan is beating up on Angi-chan and Goji-chan sighs.
>'I'll deal with you later. Come on Moth-chan...'
>Finally convince your MG waifu to let you meet her parents
>They live deep in a cave in the middle of nowhere
>Her mom is overjoyed to meet you
>Her dad is tied up
>He starts screaming for help when he sees you
>He says it's been decades since he last saw sunlight
>Her mom and your waifu just play it off as a joke
How do you react?
I want a slightly chubby, desperate, lonely, and socially-inept Hellhound Christmas Cake!!!
>She does her best to hide her true Hellhound spirit
>You have her up against a wall, you're pinching a bit of her shiny ebony chub while she whines
>You begin sucking on her her hot, glowing nipples and get some of her near-boiling spicy milk in return
>"You're making milk? That's messed up, you know only mothers are supposed to make this stuff, right?"
>She whines some more "...yes"
>"So what's the deal then? Do you really want to be a mom or something?"
>You begin sucking her nipples again
>she yips "....Y-YeSs"
>"Really? Huh, you know being a mom usually requires that you get married."
>"she's biting her finger "I know...."
>"Really? So you want me to make you a mother and my wife? Is that what you want?" you kiss her on the back of the neck
>"You want to be a housewife, taking care of our daughters, maintaining our house, and making food for us all while I'm away at work?"
>"Gee...I don't know, aren't you a little old to be a mom or a newlywed bride? Maybe I should go after that cute, young monoeye down the street instead?"
>"No." she breaks eye-contact
>"No?" you cheekily squeeze her chub again
>She looks at you again, eyes burning, teeth beared "NO."
>She pushes you off her and then pins you to the ground
>She rips off your pants and stuffs your manhood into her molten insides
>She digs her claws into your back and begins biting your neck
>She smashes her hips down on you again and again
>She doesn't relent as she traces her burning-hot tongue all over your chest
>You finish inside her with a huge load and she looks at you with a cocky grin, panting
>You're panting too, exhausted
>Despite being physically smaller, she forces you into being the little spoon as she cuddles you, basking in the after glow
>Soon enough and you've both passed out
>Wait were her eyes...?
"Ah,thanks. The engine on my bike died and it was too late to check in to a motel. Any good places to get breakfast around here?"
>Nah, must have been my imagination. I always was groggy first thing in the morning.
"Hey, have you seen a blanket somewhere around here? I think I had one on me earlier but I don't see it now."
You've been selected for a game show where the objective is to pleasure a monster girl WITHOUT insertion or cunnilingus.
What is she and how do you do it?
>"Engine? Well hey, I used to watch my dad fix that stuff all the time. No mechanic in town, see. Let wheel it over to mine and I'll have a look, yeah? There should be some left over food, too. Come eat at mine!"
>She grins with those pretty gemlike eyes and motions for you to start walking with your bike. You try to ignore the way she starts, bites her lip an moans when you grip the handles of the bike. Did you always have a Electroluminescent metering display?
>Waifu is same species as mother
>Somehow doesn't have the exact same setup as the mom
Yeah, it's pretty hot. Or it's too old for you? I don't judge anon
In his previous story loli kiki was 5 years old. And she was in full BDSM gimp gear. Maybe you would like that better