I have never understood how Ran was never clased as a hag. Can someone enlighten me on what hag criteria are exactly, and why Ran fails to meet said criteria.
Ran has a superior, potentially a motherly figure to her. Therefore, she cannot be a hag, because of this dynamic.
Age is literally just a number in gensokyo. Youmu is at least 60 years old and she's much less mature than some of the girls that are in normal little girl years
>Ran has a superior
Yukari is nothing motherly towards Ran. She isnt a mother biologically, and she doesnt act like a mother (viewing Ran as a tool, sometimes beating her).
That wouldnt make Ran less of a hag, but merely elevate Yukari to grand hag.
My mom never beat me.
Thats probably why I'm a neet posting on /jp/ when I should be looking for jobs.
best and most intelligent girl in Gensokyo
Please dotn post images that make her look fat.
>Doesnt know what her master is planning
I love Ran, but lets not get ahead of ourselves here.
She does everything for Yukari while she sleeps
>most intelligent girl in Gensokyo
that's not how you spell
E I R I N
Shouldnt her tails be visible in that image?
How do you fuck up so badly and miss Ran's tails?
Yukari is smarter.
>nobody is able to verify her computations
Earth wins again.
It's a shame Yukari would probably beat her if she started dating, saying some bullshit about "not following orders". Ran is doomed for eternal Christmas cake status. (Yukari is too, but she wont care when she sleeps most of the time)
It's obvious she uses magic in her calculus. It's literally like using a calculator. Also implying that calculating the sizes of things isn't easy if you have the measurements. Can you even geometry? Call back when she invents something like Hourai Elixir.
>give your love equally to both of them, and play with Chen a lot.
Yukari is canonically not nice personality wise to pretty much everyone. She is incapable of love.
Also if she did love you, she would eventually get jealous of Ran.
Chen is irrelivent, she will make Ran like yo more, but the issue isnt Ran liking or disliking you. It's that Yukari wouldnt allow anyhting.
Intelligence is not a good thing in a woman. The more intelligent they are the more reasons they will be able to find to be angry at you and eventually get fed up with and leave you.
>The more intelligent they are the more reasons they will be able to find to be angry at you
Basically this would only happen if you are a piece of shit that doesn't deserve an intelligent, beautiful and elegant wife.
Back to your lolis, at least they won't question how much of a terrible person you might be.
>Anon thinking he can ever use his dick on Yukari
It's like you want her to gap it into a ferret hutch.
>at least they won't question how much of a terrible person you might be.
I assume Remilia has high standards. Aside from Sanae and fairies, I assume all of them have standards beyond /jp/.
>Basically this would only happen if you are a piece of shit that doesn't deserve an intelligent, beautiful and elegant wife.
Eirin is smart enough to know you are vastly inferior to the robo husbando she has been bulding.
How do you convince her otherwise? Remember, she's insanely smart and knows you cant compete with a robot even if you tried your best.
She's a caring and young-at-heart maiden!
But look out! This fox can have a rebellious streak too!
Terrible art, but Ran with a choker is something I havent seen before. No complaints there.
Why is she dragging Chen into such slutty cothing? This isnt like her at all.
A hag chooses to remain single and chaste.
A Christmas Cake is a person who isnt signle by choice.
In Ran's case, it's her being a single mom who lives with the most distrusted and feared Yokai, along with the idea Kitsune are going to fuck up the lives of people charmed by them. Several stories of them ruining empires.
>being a single mom
Chen isn't her kid, dude
>Chen isn't her kid
I'd say a shikigami is pretty much a kid, Yukari is a grandmother.
No one escapes her fluffy death grip.
Yukari probably fell asleep the moment after she was embraced.