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first for shortstacks and oppai loli.
little girls with big breasts
We ever done anything with Queen Slimes? Even Sea Slimes get occasional pity-mentions.
I always got my pit going on anon.
I empathise, it's the reason I like Jubjubs so much although it hinders their flight abilities.
Heard you talking shit about Spider Pussy Kingdom like I wouldn't find out.
Alright Anon, it's time for adventure!
Now, being the patrician that you are, you obviously won't be doing any fighting yourself. Instead, you'll enslave a small monstergirl and have her do your fighting for you!
We have a selection of basic starter monstergirls for you to choose from. Remember, these starters can change in many ways depending on what they're exposed to and what challenges they face. You can also force them to evolve into a more advanced subspecies by using the right kind of magic stone.
>generic kemonomimi girl
>some kid of imp thing
Once you have your starter picked out go ahead and grab any 2 of these magic stones.
Now that you've got your equipment, it's time to set out on adventure! Where will you head first?
>A farm in Nebraska
>Join up with the Kurds to fight ISIS
Although she'd be perfect if she were enhanced by Wighthood.
I'm going to show you and your pelvis who's "ok" little boy!
So what happens if I give a girl more than one stone?
Can I just laze around and experiment with different stone combinations?
Kemonomimi + Hellstone + Lewdstone = Lewd Hellcats and Hellhounds?
Snake + "Ufufu" stone + Chibistone = Shortstack Tsuchinoko?
Any Girl + Darkstone + Sunstone + Lewdstone + Ass stone + Brownstone = ???
The possibilities for mad science are endless.
Hellspawn slimegirl who twists and corrupts the woodlands into a garden of perversion wherever her slime touches.
Imagine if you melted a hellhound. The slime would be black, with a burning orange core and veins of rednss runing throughout her body.
>Hey anon, want to go to the movies and watch Spectre with me?
How is she going to sit on the seats, though?
>Have a Jubjub waifu
>They're not a species of sex addicts like the rumors say
>Even tho she still begs for "fun times" pretty much all day long
>She insists on doing all the house chores but she's so clumsy that I have to help her
>Sometimes she decides to wrap her fluffy wings around me and doesn't let go for until I give her attention
>Every other day we go to the park to do some sports
>She practices her flying by following me while I go jogging
>She has yet to manage to keep my pace for longer than 5 minutes
>We installed a very spacious bathtub, she loves to make large bubble bath and flap her wings around
>While I dry her off she chirps beautiful melodies
>Every time we watch something together she overreacts to any plot twist
>One time I had to console her for 2 hours after a sad movie
>When we go to bed I act as the big spoon and get to fall asleep head buried in her soft plumage
Jubjubs deserve love too!
Jubjub in the clubclub with the wubwub.
Don't mind me, just reposting my story upload from last thread while the joint is actually jumping for feedback.
A smile in the rain(Nureonago): http://pastebin.com/Z6pfBBFB
I could use some criticism about what to improve, if anyone is willing to spare the time.
As much as I hate her for being a traitorous whore, Succubus Willmarina is one of the few examples of KC making the monsterized version of a woman hotter than her original self.
the bathtub sounds fabulous.
there's also helping her get stuff from high places cause you don't want her on a step ladder cause she's clumsy. she'd be happy to use the step ladder finally tower over you and wiggle her ass in your face.
>You will never be attacked by a crew of comical Shark Girl pirates.
I can't really think of anything deep or meaningful to give you in terms of criticism. I think it wasn't too lengthy or too short and it's nice to see more Nureonago stuff. Good job!
Damn. I actually forgot about that while writing and it made it past editing. Well, that one's on me, I should have included that
and may go back to expand on that later.
Have a magnificent lamia.
Koyoi looks much better as a monster too.
Hell I don't even care that Willmarina is a "traitor" seeing how fucked up humans can be in MGE at times.
They would make me walk the plank, so that's what I would do, I'd walk to the end then walk back, telling them that I've walked the plank.
They'd spend a moment scratching their heads before ultimately agreeing with me.
Things like that.
Depends on if you're from Bird Pussy Kingdom.
Also if you aren't terrified of retribution from her Ushi-Oni cousin.
>hfw you show up with a girl and climb on her back before helping your date up
>ignoring her all night and noisily kissing the girl you brought
>hfw the ride back
>hfw you kiss her on the cheek, thanks her and wish her good night before shoving your tongue down the other girl's throat
>yfw you aren't dense and know exactly what you're doing
Blue ovarying monstergirls is the best.
>They give up and just throw in the brig.
>You can hear them above deck, breaking into the rum you were transporting.
>The entire night is filled with drunk Shark Pirate singing.
>One Pirate punches open a door and flops her way down to you.
>"Hey shcallywag... Hic!... You ever done it in a barrel of fish befo..."
>She passes out and collapses on top of you, snoring loudly.
Such are the dangers of the ocean.
>He thinks he's going to ride a Centaur
>He thinks he's going to have his GF ride along too
Good one anon, thanks for that I needed a chuckle today.
Angels are nice, the first monster girl I fapped to was one.
>as a monstergirl she's perfect
As a monster girl she only has sex on the mind, nothing else. As a human at least she had multiple other thoughts and wasn't a complete whore with no personality.
Monster girls are absolute trash for an actual relationship, they're only good for casual sex and that's it.
>As a human at least she had multiple other thoughts
Not really. As a human she was perfectly "Happy" to throw away all individuality and personal desires for the sake of being a "Hero" and doing what her family deemed as best for their place in high society. You can argue that she was brain-washed into being happy as a Monster Girl, but the fact remains she was being brainwashed as a human too. That was just more traditional, rather than magic.
>Monster girls are absolute trash for an actual relationship, they're only good for casual sex and that's it.
Oh. You're one of those sort.
>Only weenies care about wanting to have a relationship with a woman who has an actual personality instead of some dick loving whore.
Alright anon, if that's what you actually believe.
I don't know, maybe she just wanted to see Spectre and all her friends were busy?
Maybe she had an extra ticket and her sister bailed at the last second?
Perhaps she just really wanted a ginormous thing of delicious theater popcorn to eat?
Monster Girls are still people anon...
>mfw this is exactly the kind of guy that doesn't get the girl
So Anon, turns out that they lady you told off for trying to steal your shoe is a gypsy.
Upon returning home you've found that your wife and darling daughteru(s) have swapped ages.
How does it break down and do you go gypsy hunting?
For anyone that's commissioned artwork before.
What level of details do you have to provide the artist? Do you have to pay upfront? Should i go for sketches for my first commish?
I'm not that guy ,but an unmarried MG wanting to socially interact with a male with no intent to get the D...
I usually get references for the thing I want. Sometimes I go so far as to ask for even the minutest of details for the poses.
>Oh, also, I want her to be in this pose (pic related,) with her also having her arm/hand doing X, Y, or Z. Maybe with so or so expression if you feel up to it
Something like that. Nothing TOO specific, but I definitely like adding extra pics for reference sometimes.
>Level of detail need be provided?
Tends to vary from artist to artist. Some like you to get really in-depth. Some will, and even prefer, to work off of just a basic description. Basically you'll have some artists who you tell the general direction, and they'll make their way to the destination; and others you guide the whole way there. I find the former are usually cheaper with their prices, so if you don't mind the comparative lack of control, might be a good route to go. Of course, even then, if you have the chance to view them streaming your commission, or they send you back concept sketches, don't be afraid to get picky about things that you don't like, or want changed. It's your money, the resulting art should be just how you like.
Again, varies. Some artists like it all up-front, some'll do half-upfront, half-on-completion, some will do a proof-of-concept sketch then ask for payment.
I don't think whatever you're planning with those tattoos is going to work well.
I'm not much of a daughteru dicker but since tracking down a gypsy sounds like a pain, I'll make an exception
My daughteru harem and I will raise mommy tenderly until her body can handle rejoining the D club
As in they aren't sensitive enough to be a large hindrance and that they work on both people involved.
>pinning down that Kitsune who's always teasing you from afar and raping her as she moans and her fluffy tails play against you face
Dang. Maybe Druella has the right idea then.
I've read a few articles about commissions for magic the gathering cards, they focused on 4 things:
Location: a short line describing where the art takes places (what kind of background)
Action: less than a 100 words describing the most important aspects of the artwork
Focus: Yours is obviously going to be the MG so you can skip that one
Mood: What is the depicted character feeling
They also provided many references when there was a specific character involved. I don't think you can relate your request to the ones I've read but it's still some useful insight
Well then, we already have something in common.
This relationship is off to a great start.
I want to trace my fingers down Deruella's pleasure runes and watch her twitch.
Then cuddlefuck her virginity away. I don't know why Deruella being such a loser makes me hard, but it does.
>No kitsune girl to tease you by waving her ass around and loudly shouting about how she hopes some big strong human doesn't come along and rape her.
>She'll never get frustrated when you don't pick up on it and practically shove her ass in your face after a while.
>You'll never push her onto the bed and thrust into her while she squeals in glee.
>She'll never cuddle up to you afterwards and thank you for indulging in her fantasies while you pat her head.
I want to sexually FUCK a character from an unreleased western indie game that's unlikely to be funded and which I have no intent to support!!!
I want to brush a Kejourou's hair. And grope her ass.
All I can imagine is the guy and the monstergirl both trying to top so the other one doesn't have to do anything and they just keep rolling around until eventually they lose themselves in the pleasure and both of them are thrusting their hips while kissing deeply.
I want to grope Kejorou's hair and brush her ass
Man every time I see this game it feels like people are trying to guilt trip me into funding it even though I can't play it on anything I have at the moment and I've never played any of the games the company made (well maybe Skullgirls for five minutes but I gave up on that fast).
You're telling me you like girls with long, dark, and messy hair, circles under their eyes, large slightly droopy breasts (which probably have inverted nipples), and a nice, squeezable amount of chub? Is that what you're saying? You like big pale butts and wide hips mad for pushing out babies? Maybe you're partial to a bit of bush down their? Am I getting this right?
>I can't play it on anything
what are you posting from then?
I honestly don't give a shit about the game, I just want to fuck Razmi, as I do Hex Maniac and all the girls like them.
Oh, gee, I don't know man. I think you're going to have to elaborate even further on each and every sordid detail about girls like her. The sort of things they'd do, the ways they'd react to certain advances being made on them.
I want upsies from my waifu.
I imagine it's just a bit of softness. Not Hathor "softness", but just genuinely not being skinny, without having much muscle definition.
I'm sure you're capable of imagining it better than I can describe it.
Really this is too much for you? You don't want just a tiny bit of soft chub you can pinch as you take her from behind? No love handle to grab onto as you pound her? You don't want big, hanging breasts that are sensitive to the touch and cause her to yip and moan when rubbed? Or even soft, thick, alabaster thighs which you could lay your head on after a long day of work? Can you not handle that?
And just imagine if she was an MG too. Biting on her fuzzy ears causing her to fidget and struggle. Or perhaps playing with her tail, be it scaly or fluffy?or big furry paws perfect for cuddling you, do you think that'd make things worse? Honestly?
There's no way I'd want to listen to my
stinky big sister'sbig fat tits slap against each other and the couch while I pound her from behind, no way. A chubster like that would make me rock hard.
They tease you because they love you. And they love it when you finally snap, throw them against the wall, and hate-fuck their big fat cat asses. All the while they have the smuggest lewd grin on their face as they try to laugh in between moans of pleasure.
I think the better question is "Which KC monstergirl blatantly draws inspiration from Hex Maniac?"
The answer's kind of obvious.
>You'll never fuck a Cheshire Cat doggystyle and watch her fat cat ass jiggle.
>You'll never flip her over, pin her down and fuck her in the missionary position while watching her fat cat tits bounce up and down with every thrust.
>You'll never hear her moan as you nibble one of her ears and cum inside her again and again.
>You'll never cuddle with Cheshire and hear her purr through her smug sleeping grin.
She'll never wake you up with a blowjob that goes unfinished and then seductively beckon you as she walks to the shower.
>Giving 3D reactions to monsters
You people are no fun
She'd probably hate you forever, and go from teasing to being actively malicious.
She's just going to try harder. Ignoring someone who craves attention will just make them try harder. She'll probably end up just raping you eventually.
Probably break down, apologize, and become all lovey-dovey. She'll still rib you, but be a bit nicer about it.
>Leaving the job half-done
Fuck that. She better get back in there and finish it if she wants anything else.
I never really thought about it before, but I guess you could think of the Will-o-the-Wisp as the Yang to a Phoenix's Yin.
They both persist for eternity. The Phoenix through reincarnation, and the Wisp as a spirit.
They both bestow that power upon their loved ones, wherever it's reincarnating with them, or taking their soul and staying with it forever.
They both have a fire theme going on. Phoenix is red, and Wisp is blue.
The Phoenix has nonhuman arms, whereas the Wisp has nonhuman Legs.
They have relatable imagery and symbolism. The Phoenix is a bird, able to fly free, but the Wisp is contained within a cage.
Interesting to think about.
>Troll war with a Cheshire
Anon, you just made her the happiest girl on the planet.
You've got some kind of death wish anon?
>tfw no Cheshire Cat bully with mixed feelings for you.
>A Cheshire will never snap and pin you down before wildly riding your dick and shoving her tongue into your mouth.
>She'll never refuse to slow down even after you cum inside her, moaning out for more after every shot.
>The two to you will never pass out from exhaustion in each other's arms.
She'll never be incredibly embarrassed in the morning and think that you hate her.
You'll never kiss her on the cheek to assure her that you don't.
You'll never calm down your morning wood by cuddlefucking a Cheshire.
Fucking damn it. I want that fat Cheshire ass!
Preferably alongside a fat Hellhound ass, a fat Manticore ass, and a fat Kakuen ass.
>Have a Ghoul waifu
>Love to prank people by pretending to be dead
>Tell your parents you've finally settled down and invite them to visit
>They show up, door is slightly ajar
>You and your waifu are lying there unmoving, unresponsive
>They freak out
>No pulse or breathing from either of you
>They're crying and fumbling with the phone
>Spring up before they dial 911
>They have heart attacks
It's the curse of the green screen. It makes things easier, so now it replaces everything. People have forgotten the weight and impact that real bodies and physical objects adds to a scene.
There's two ways I can see Cheshire Cat's.
One as the teasing and pranking cat who just wants you to fuck her already and doesn't mind being lovey dovey.
And then there's the malicious Cheshire Cat who has only one goal. Turning you as insane as she is and making sure she is the only other person in the world for you.
Sort of yandere really, with an extra dose of yan and insanity.
I prefer the former though. The latter feels oddly realistic for some reason.
>TFW Immortan Joe's vehicle was named the Gigahorse
>TFW they literally gave it a thousand Horsepower and frankenwelded the shit out of it
>TFW I am awaited in Valhalla
All the vehicles were totally real and functional which was the best.
Twin V8's mounted in tandem like a tractor pull contestant? Fuck yes they're real and both dumping hundreds of horsepower and into the drive train at the same time!
Imagine what it would've been like behind the wheel of that monster.
I don't mind the whole "Deruella is a husbandless loser" thing because it actually makes Deruella better.
Me too. That was a major weakness of the prequels. Everything looked way too squeaky clean to be in star wars, even the places that were supposed to be dirty. Not that more practical effects would have saved that garbage. But at least the toys for the kids might have been cooler.
I'd love to meet the guy that drove the Doof Wagon. Or the guitarist who was insane enough to be strapped into that monstrosity. Has to be a hell of a rush being bungee tied to an entire sound stage on wheels thundering along at 80 mph
You can always tell a proper flamethrower by the way it drips and arcs because it's burning liquid fuel. They always mess it up in CGI because they base it on the old propane prop flamethrowers. Flamethrower guitar was 100% real flamethrower.
Are you telling me that to reach equilibrium in eternity I must marry both a Phoenix and a Wisp?
It's definitely interesting despite most likely being a mere coincidence
Phoenix goes through an ever changing cycle of life, death and rebirth
Wisp stays in the same undead state forever
I just like the idea of Deruella talking a big game, but not actually being able to back it up.
All that sexual frustration and loneliness probably makes her absolutely ferocious in bed though. If she makes anyone her husband he'll have to deal with all her pent up needs. Just imagine her losing her virginity and then riding her husband until she's ahegoing and bouncing up and down on him. Kinda like pic related, just replace the elf with Deruella.
Who said anything about her being a Moeblob?
I was thinking of more of a "Goddamn it, why can everyone but me get a husband?" kind of girl who cries herself to sleep at night while hugging a paladin daki and swearing she'll get a cute husband some day.
And when that day comes, he'll face years of sexual frustration being taken out on him.
I have no doubt that Deruella could back up her talk, but she suffers the problem of being too powerful. She's become this unapproachable force that nobody feels they can match up to, so she's alienated. But she has to keep up appearances in public for the sake of maintaining her rule. In private she's... not exactly kind or nice, but melancholic. Bored and lonely of having nothing but servants and cum pump slaves, just kind of numb to the world in general. Anyone who actually tries to develop a relationship would probably have to deal with her heavy-handed attitude and excessive raping until she slowly breaks down and becomes more genuine.
>MG daughter goes trough a goth phase
>Let her have fun for a month
>She's still into it
>Call one of our friend's friend
>It's a mean-looking Hellhound
>She opens a gate to hell
>Convince my daughter to go inside of it
>The Hellhound follows her for safety measures
>Daughter comes back and burns all her goth stuff
Gotta be strict with them kids
Do Jackalope Girls exist? Or were they just a hoax like the Loch Ness Monster Girl?
Because they're super fucking cringe worthy.
They make you imagine an extremely fat neckbeard who hasn't left his room in years, yelling at the computer screen and spraying food chunks all over it.
She's the kind of girl who would wrap you up in her wings if any girl so much as looked at you.
She'd use her magic to make sure you can fuck her for hours on end, and cling you close while riding you.
Nothing wrong with a bit of black clothing and hair dye. It's only when she starts with the candles, emo poetry, and keeping way too many blades around that you should be concerned.
Unless your daughter's a Lich. In that case, she's just starting to get serious about her rituals.
You realize she'll get free eventually, and she won't forget how you went to town on her gigantic, but firm, Minotaur rump.
I suppose I am upset a little. It's like one of the guys in my pen and paper group has been letting his obnoxiously emo junior high age brother tag along for the past few months.
Candles are nice and create a lovely ambiance. Blades can have a variety of unique and admirable traits about them; they can be a real work of art.
Emo poetry though? Yeah, that's a problem.
Plenty of MGs would go for fat neckbeards
You have Devil Bug, Beelzebulb, Akaname and even Giant Slug!
More seriously, it depends on people's headcannon, but I don't believe an MG would stray away from a man no matter the reason, except the most extreme cases
>And I don't have to pay a dowry?
>And I don't have to share him?
>He's all mine?
>So what if he's a fixer-upper.
>I'll fuck him into shape soon enough.
>Those harem bitches are going to be soooooooo jealous.
Now I'm just reminded of the conversation a few threads back about quantum physics and particle vibrations across up to a dozen spatial dimensions.
After doing some reading into it, you start to realise that Lovecraft was just chipping at the tip of the iceburg. Beings from deep space that defy Euclidean geometry?
Try perceiving every individual particle in the universe as a series of localised vibrations across a range of associated particle "fields" that span all of creation.
It's pretty neat. Fun to learn, too.
Muhmanobama alters the mind too bro. In KC land the basic rule for a monster husbanding a man is that he doesn't run away screaming from her, or at least that she can catch him when he does.
>Dumb Wurm hears a lecture about quantum physics
>Gets curious about all the big words she can't understand
>Starts reading on her own
>Turns out to be an idiot-savant at the stuff
>Completely re-writes the known laws of physics with her breakthroughs
>All of her methods and dissertations have to be dictated, though, because her writing is in crayon and utterly illegible
>You are not like other carbon based lifeforms, Anon
>You freely choose to shamble around in that disgusting meat sack of an existence instead of transcending into true enlightenment
>But I can feel the ripples across time and space leading me to you
>Perhaps this is destiny, kismet?
More edge than a golem made of bismuth
I can do whatever I want anon. MGE allows you to have whatever you want however you want.
So if I want a submissive Hellhound, Ogre, Oni, Minotuar, etc I can have one without having to do anything.
No I wouldn't.
>Anon goes up to a Hellhound
>"I'm gonna make you my bitch!"
>Her eye flames burst with joy
>She jumps at him and hugs him while giving him plenty of kisses
>After a minute of snuggling she drags him to the nearest Ero Church
>They get married and live happily ever after
Ironic shitposting is just shitposting.
The way their hips connect to their torsos seems a little off. The distinct lines make them look like doll joints.
Either way, I would give one of my limbs if it meant being sandwiched between them on a regular basis.
Stuck guarding Hades, she's got a thousand year itch
Sweet juices shine, on skin as black as pitch
Trickling, dripping, drooling, down thighs that do bewitch
Follow with our tongue, cross valleys flowing rich
Into lips' trembling gloom
and womb we much enrich
I am sure that at this point no one gives a shit and that's why they keep replying. Have we gone zen? We accept that shitposting is eternal and we just weather the salt.
>If you know you are being trolled and reply, are you really being trolled?
It's like two guys who push that. So long as remember yiri is shit, we'll be fine. MFF shouldn't suffer because o some lilifags. I mean, I'm a haremfag,
if my girls are ever touching each other it would be to entertain me.But that's stupid.