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First for tribal Amazon fashion.
keep on ignoring Scyllas so I can keep them all to myself.
You wouldn't steal a fox's pants, would you?
So what's the waifu getting for Xmas?
Besides the D
>you will never live among a community of tribal Soldier Beetles
Fashionable Clothing > Little to No Clothing
But both in combination...
Well... there is a guy in for life for going around holding the hands of every monster girl he saw without their consent. He's the only man qualified for the job but you have to be sure that you want to go down this road, if he escapes who knows how many hands he could hold!
What this man said
but with best girl instead.
I feel like the greatest issue anyone has with KC brand monster girls is that they don't care about anything but sex, but I think it's probably not a problem since monster girls love general indulgence in combination with sex to make it all better and more interesting.
I can just imagine monster girl culture to have more feverish aestheticism than high society in the classical era.
What is it about ponchos that makes them so nice to look at on a cute girl?
if that's what you call disregarding 3D then so be it anon
enjoy your NTR
all of them
Miia has her work cut out for her
There was a One Piece thread the other day where people were hoping there'd be doujins of the furry chicks fawning over the Straw Hat guys, and of the Straw Hat girls getting ravaged by beastmen.
bookworm grapsnake is better than gamer gurl grapesnake
Your opinion is wrong anon
If Miia tried to stop Darling from being nice and helpful to the other girls she would be changing the thing she likes the most about him
MGE's issue is that it deconstructs some golden rules of any other fantasy lore for the sake of porn and twu wuv (such as dragons are either dom or dead, humans are on the right (and ultimately winning) side etc.), which ends up tickling hardcore fantasy diggers and HFYfags of all sorts.
Middle of second season
>VA's last words after birthday party
>I'll be fine because everyone's with me!
>Even in this condition now, I can say this with confidence this year.
>I'm glad I was born as who I am.
>Me, once I'm cured of this sickness, I'll seriously try and get married
Literally the deadliest of death flags possible. It's like all death flags in one
Also she died as a christmas cake
Its issue is that it's built on and fueled by 100% pure porn logic. There's nothing necessarily wrong with that, it just doesn't endear it to anyone who wants their fantasy a little more subtle.
I want my waifu to make this face as i thrust up and cum a months of semen into her womb!
I wish Sandworms got more love
>you will never make love to a maker
Speaking of which, I never thought I'd see a Bewitched reference in anime.
I guess that and I Dream of Jeannie are kind of the first of the modern magical girlfriend trope, though.
I remember watching picrelated as a kid
How did it end?
It could be an experiment of restraint for both of you.
Every day getting progressively hornier, stealing glances at each other's naughty bits when the other isn't looking, barely resisting the urge to jump each other.
By the end of the month, neither of you can take it anymore, she would tackle you undressing you as you both fall to the ground and have you inside her before you even know what's going on.
And then you would go at it for hours and hours, feeling each other, on and on until neither of you could move. She would fall over on top of you and you would hold each other, your ball empty, and her womb full.
Pretty much what I said, and yeah, it isn't supposed to be any other way for people.
Quite contrary, the way I see it it's better to have one of a few things of this kind rather than a more balanced, deep-thought fantasy universe but with a personal number of 15.000 by today.
Well in that case your point might be right, then. I've also met complaints about them being too safe and non-challenging, as in a way that they don't make you go on and try to prove they'd better tap dat than stab dat, which is somehow entertaining i guess(?).
Ethnic clothing goes surprisingly well with monster girls for some reason. It just kind of seems appropriate.
Jap furries are the worstkind of furry. The silent kind who isn't so overtly autistic, so you forgive them and pay them no heed but then they infect writers and illustrators with their 'kemonomimi' furshit and even still no one can find fault in the because its so easy to see the fursuit wearing animalfuckers of the west and figure "at least they aren't that bad"
I want to have lots of platonic sleep-overs with my monstergirl childhood friend. I'll keep doing it even as we get older until she snaps, then I'll have lots and lots of platonic sex with her.
What monstergirl is most likely to sleep in a jersey and nothing else?
I mean, and I can genuinely understand those issues, and even share them to some degree, specifically about the sex obsession.
The problem comes from the idea that they live focused on and concerned with a single activity, and getting to that singular activity, instead of any broader ideal or ideology which leads to various courses of action; they become creatures of habit, static, and boring unless you imprint your own fantasies on top of it.
Basically, the real problem with MGE is that it asks the reader to carry its short descriptions full of hyperbole the rest of the way to wherever the reader wants it to go with their imagination. It effectively demands you do the work in coming up with the fap fantasies, which not everyone likes.
Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the bestest wock of all?
And here's the up closer version of cute wock butt!
>It effectively demands you do the work in coming up with the fap fantasies, which not everyone likes.
I think the issue is more that people in the west are used to settings that lay everything out precisely for you, like D&D, so they go for very literal interpretations of the stuff, when it's meant to be more figurative.
It doesn't help that Japanese people also like to hide horrible things behind very bland figurative language and euphemisms.
When a Japanese source says "the sex is so amazing it leaves you unable to think about anything else" it could mean either:
>9/10 sex, I highly recommend it
>the monster opens up your skull and lobotomizes you with its sex organs
It's pretty clear from KC's responses on this stuff that his intent is the former, but I can't blame people for assuming the latter.
'Course, I don't really care either way at the end of the day. The setting isn't to my tastes as is, so I just pull out the bits I like and ignore the rest.
Jabberfag, how long until calendar is done?
how long until
>Lewd Tomboy Nekomata
>"Hey, how're you doing anon?"
>"Oh come on, you've known me forever, you shouldn't be surprised when I sit on your lap anymore."
>"Hey. What's that pressing against me~?"
I think I just found the missing piece of the cat team for the Waifu War.
Kuudere tomboys have been done before.
It's almost there. I know October and December sketches should be very soon, hopefully this weekend if all goes well. After that the last two months will be June and July. I'm really hoping for the Calendar to be wrapped by by the end of November if all goes well. Then the Calendar and the Extras (Sketches, Lewd Edits, anything else) will be put up for download and it'll be sent to be printed out.
I've already contacted the company about arrangements for making a 7ft daki and the wings, so I'll start looking for an artist once the calendar is done. I'll probably end up commissioning it in February to give my wallet some reprieve.
Of course. The trick to enjoying them after all is to never work with them as individuals. Everyone's happier and more satisfied this way.
They come best in batches of five.
I don't even count anymore, but the pile of them measures as about 3-5m high. It's pretty wide too.
Humanity kinda 'loses' in a theatrical, story-wise way, as it fully accepts monsterdom and undergoes some cultural and physical changes to fuse with it.
But yeah, no actual doomsday of any sort.
I want to hear her heavy panting as she presses her breasts against my face.
I want to hear the thumping of her tail against the walls.
I want to hear the steady dripping noise coming from her crotch as I comprehend what's about to happen.
But they've got huge breasts, thick thighs, asses that take two seats, and bellies you can fondle! Being well shaped or delicious to fuck isn't the point, you can't Monster Girls into this!
Yeah, millennia of pointless war replaced with sex and happy couples.
Don't forget, you're lust dial is turned up a notch and you'll probably live longer.
Sounds like a real loss there.
You guys are forgetting humanity is straight up dead and gone. Not evolved, just corrupted and succubized, just like every regular monster. No more regular giant squids. No more regular dragons. No more human beings.
There's nothing wrong with going "Hey I like the third race plan. Fuck regular monsters and fuck humanity. Actually, fuck is all we do and that's how we like it!"
What's wrong is saying that's still human.
MGC PD Officer Alicia here reminding people that with the holidays coming up you need to drive safely and watch for people walking around MGC.
Now, before I say something I might regret, I'll have to corect you about how healthy my Alps are; I don't know where you came to that conclusion, but my Alps are not nearly as thick as that, simply because there are so many of them that I could never give them all so much Hathor milk for that level of health. Furthermore, I like a fair deal of diversity in my Alp collection, so I tailor the shape of my Alps to my preferences; I would never wantonly develop all my Alps into the same type!
Incubi != Human
Humans will be gone and all that is left will be incubi, which serve as the males for the monstergirls.
I know it better than you. Corruption is no more evolution than grafting a tree is. Of course you seem to think evolution means a positive change and not just change in general anyway.
He literally stated that was the endgame in World Guide 1. No more old school monsters. No more humans. Just happy monstergirls and incubi and no more wars between them because they would all be one people.
>Of course you seem to think evolution means a positive change and not just change in general anyway
Actually you dumbfuck, I spent two years as an ecology major. I know exactly what evolution means.
It's a significant change in inheritable traits of a population. It's completely neutral, but natural selection favors positive outcomes. So becoming incubi is the very definition of evolution, though it's through artificial selection.
The exact determining factors are either
>Wants to have sex with men more than wants sex with women.
>Wants to be feminine and to enjoy the pleasure of being a woman.
>Mamamomanoma in abundance.
Go read World Guide 1, the part about how all Demonic Energy is linked from the Demon Lord to every monster (how she transformed them into monstergirls in the first place) and how monsters can feel her will in a general sense.
Then read the part about how the Demon Lord is the only absolute authority most monsters acknowledge, minus a handful like Zipangu that treat her like the Muslims treat Jesus.
>"I-If I do this... You'll give those pictures back?..."
Actually, if that frog can then breed with other motherfuckers turned into frogs and beget babies born of motherfuckers turned into frogs, then it could be called evolution of said species.
That would work, although if she's a milf then I doubt she would want to move all the way over here to train heckpups when she's got kids of her own.
And if it doesn't work out then I've still got adorable, fluffy daughterus.
Can Lava Golems walk? Can they morph their mineral and "lava" body parts into weaponry? Can they wear Dorf-designed power armor?
Lava Golems have a lot of untapped potential.
It's inevitable when somebody asks about the future of KC land. Because that's what it is. Now whether you care or just shrug and are happy everyone has monstergirl wives is up to you.
I think the main problem with them is they aren't really golems. They're more like lava elementals but salamander was already used as the fire elemental so they got that wierd name.
No anon, I'm talking about "that" other milf kobold ex-champ, the one that was forced to retire after "that" terrible accident she had a few years ago. She's still single and is very lonely, mostly because she thinks her limp is "
unattractive", but I'm sure you and your daughters will be able to warm her wounded heart, and all of you together will win lots of awards.
>Can a Lich become a Wight?
>Do they turn into an Alp Lich if they're male?
They usually become an undead incubus. Alp Lich wouldn't happen unless the person desires that sort of outcome.
At least they have the advantage of looking cool.
Anon, now's a good time to realize your talking to someone who deliberately interprets the setting to be grimderp as a justification for why he hates monster girls to justify his interpretation of the setting.
That may be true, but I actually see druella as a villain. I don't know who the other anon is.
She's too rapey with not a single redeeming quality. And it's not the "carried away to gentle fucking" it's full on "screaming and crying." I'd purge her.
That's probably not how that kind of thing works unless Alps get special Lich privileges too. You'd probably need to learn some top tier magic first and conduct some crazy ritual first.
maybe a little later tonight
for now a not very shiro shirohebi
Mindflayers still have protection under that "they never actually do anything you don't want deep down" clause, so if you squint hard enough they're just helping you be a lewder you. You really need to be able to hold two different mindsets to fully enjoy the setting.
Or you could skip the doublethink and separate the average resident from the reader.
Because that's the thing. KC says monsters wouldn't do any of that stuff to [YOU] self-insert-reader-kun. [YOU] are guaranteed whatever fantasy you want at whatever power level with whatever monster and the happiest ending that ever ended.
Joe Schmo commoner might not be so lucky.
Yup. If you can handle doublethink, somehow ignore the things you don't like or be content with your not-quite KC headcanon it is pretty sweet. Is there something wrong with the setting working that way? Probably, but it is what it is and there's no reason to dislike a fictional thing when it can be whatever you like.
An effective approach. I personally don't care for it, but whatever works.
Which really begs the question on how much [YOU] really count in the grand scheme of things. I mean, we already know how it ends, so how much "whatever you want" is there really?
I'm fine with it being taken seriously, and so would you under normal circumstances. The difference her is, we aren't taking it seriously, we're projection negativity and suffering into the setting because the world being fucking awful equals good world design.
That was my first post in this conversation. I don't dislike anything, but I think if you look at the setting closely you get kind of a dimorphic view.
Not necessarily, but that doesn't even matter until you're discussing it, really.
Not him, but most of what we talk about with monster girls is just MGE stuff which is founded in MGE's setting, and we don't ignore what MGE says about individual monster girls, which are the foundation of the entire setting basically, so if you don't MGEs setting, you don't like it's monster girl either. They're too involved and tied together, there's not really a reason to hate one but not the other.
It's whatever you want out of your personal fantasy really. KC would be confused if you even asked. In the past he's responded along the lines of 'If you don't like it, why are you here? Superpowers, a foot long dick and as many smoking hot monster women as you want and you're still not happy?' The whole thing is about telling society and the rest of the world to fuck off and indulging in your own pleasures. Caring about the wider implications of that, even if they are a bit grim, goes against that hedonistic motif of the whole setting. That's why he never addresses it and why it's always MORE CORRUPTION, MORE SEX, MORE POWER, MORE GOOD.
Are you really suggesting that you can't like the individual MGs from MGE without also liking the setting?
That's crazy talk. That's like saying you can't like a soundtrack from a movie without also liking the movie.
I don't want to take it seriously. I said it earlier, the setting's core mechanics are fueled by porn logic. The stuff is inherently absurd. Taking it seriously is what makes people give it the grimdark interpretations.
The setting really isn't meant for that and it doesn't support it well. It's meant for fantasizing about getting yourself a fluffy firedog waifu and inflating her to the size of a station-wagon with your cum, then creating a kingdom with your army of firepuppy daughterus and sending them forth to lay waste your enemy's lands. And I like that just fine.
I feel like we've had people say that multiple ways already, but that does certainly seem to be KC's take. It's escapist fantasy anyway, so you weren't ever really intended to look at the downsides anyway.
Look at the shiny rock but don't turn it over to see what's underneath. Do that and you're good, develop another method to reconcile both sides in a way that pleases you and you're also good.
It's not that it may as well not be there. It's that you shouldn't care. You're getting what you want. "Enjoy yourself. Fuck everyone else, literally if that's your thing.", all slathered generously with a heap of "If it feels good, it can't be bad."
The setting is deliberately vague in a number of ways in every aspect though, so that you can fill in the gaps, and adjust for vagueness and hyperbole in a way that makes you comfortable. Because if he described everything out to you, it wouldn't be as personally enjoyable a fantasy as the one you'll come up with from what little you're given. Seriously, use your fucking imagination and imagine MGE in a way that satisfies you.
Actually, this is probably the reason these arguments start in the first place, people interpreting things the way they like and others not agreeing about it. Then we're all arguing headcanon, and it's back to what we're saying right now.
Headcanon whatever then, just be aware that what you're thinking up isn't going to jive with others' interpretations when it comes time to discuss or tell tales. Every one of our writers I can think of does this, it's perfectly okay so long as your autism doesn't insist on forcing your view into the conversation.
I feel like we spend entirely too much worrying about what's "acceptable" for the canon when dealing with the MGE which is why it gets so much hate.
>things directly stated about the setting though
What, in the Monster encyclopedia? In the world guide? Both of those are written as if made by a different character in the setting, even a direct statement is questionable. Information in those conflicts intentionally. Now, KC's not very consistent, but at least some of that is intentional to leave room for headcanon as the guy you're quoting already pointed out.
Some people are automatically revived as a Lich, Wight, or some other high level undead because mamono mana recognizes the desire or potential in them. It might not work the same way for Alps, though.
If you want to talk about that kind of shit, why don't we discuss the implication of MGE functioning on a classical elements system or how even when all the elements are gone, somehow there's still stuff left over, and what the fuck demon and spirit energy are in this system, or how physics work in MGE considering all this bullshit.
If you want to talk about the mechanics of everything, let's talk about the most fundamental shit first and foremost.
>see how all the cogs would fit together if the thing was a functioning world
See, I don't think it does. And even if, it sure as hell isn't a hugbox. But yeah, it is interesting, I'll give you that.
Dude, that's the same old trick used in pretty much every tabletop group of campaign books with a shared universe ever. For example Battletech sourcebooks were written by Comstar and then later by Wolfnet etc with some faction ones written by their intelligence agencies and so on. And do you know how it's treated? As fact until a newer source comes along that conflicts with it.
And it makes sense that KC would do the same thing as it's as old and part of sourcebook tradition as his monster manual parody is in the first place. Nobody goes "well gee, all of this is suspect so nothing means anything"
>Nobody goes "well gee, all of this is suspect so nothing means anything"
That's the same situation you described after the conflicting source has been released though. KC's got conflicting sources out. Hell, the two writers on the world argue in the margins with conflicting data in the world guides and it's clear they've both got opposing agendas. I'm really not sure why you thought that example is significantly different.
So, say that monster girls became real, or you woke up in MGverse one day. Do you have a planned coarse of action? Do you have a route planned out for achieving your goals, or generally improving the state of your life?
Do you know a kraken?
Do you like to cuddle her?
If so, you should join the Kraken Kuddle Klub.
First I'd need to find out if I'm a special snowflake now or still just me. Former situation? I'm adventurin', but probably not going the murder hobo route. Second? Find the first monster not likely to break my mind or body and settle down to scrape out a living. Not much different from normal really, only I have a banging hot wife and no internet access.
You know when it comes to magic, the main rules always have to be laid down by the author. It's the suspension of disbelief bullshit that everything is built around. But if you want to speculate, we can pull from other explanations for similar things used elsewhere.
1. Magic is a core natural force on the level of the weak nuclear force and physics works totally differently.
2. The world operates normally and magic is a divine/demonic thing that breaks the laws of physics and keeps the consequences of that in check at the same time.
Well, she doesn't know what Shogs are so when I first introduced her to the new maid she thought it was a mindflayer. So now she thinks it's 1 mindflayer maid that's fucking with her head instead of several Shog maids.
That only happens in World Guide 2, and one of them is the author of everything before that. He's clearly the more reliable source. Still has precedent anyway. It's the same thing as any of the old Hotspots series from the previous example where the information was presented as a bunch of news articles from various sources.
If I'm in MGland, I become either a mage or melee cleric/paladin depending on what my aptitudes are. Then I adventure and try to find some classy, powerful lady to waifu, like an Echidna dungeon boss, or a Vampire duchess, or Kraken pirate queen. Or just wait for the Valkyrie or something.
Then I set out to conquer the world. That's a long cherished dream of mine.
Headcanon is a double edged sword.
On one hand it stops lilims from being MUGEN teir boss monsters.
On the other hand it lets those W40Kids over at MGU make a "inquisition" branch of the order.
>one of them is the author of everything before that.
So what, he gets special treatment because he put pen to paper first? Or rather because his stuff is what KC put out first? Giving that weight barely even makes sense from a meta perspective even using your own explanation. As for reliability even that's in the air. If there's even a grain of truth to Spirica's (don't bother me on spelling right now) side then the Scholar's version is still in plenty enough doubt to allow headcanon wiggle room for a porn setting.
Really not that much different. Shit, are we really even disagreeing? Just barely if at all.
I just want to study magic at the mage college and then come back home to my self-enchanted cottage and young gazer wife; is that REALLY too much to ask for? Fuck this gay earth.
>On one hand it stops lilims from being MUGEN teir boss monsters.
But that's what they're supposed to be. Literally the only monster girl stronger than the strongest Lilim is her mother.
Find a Dark Matter floating around and become a super incubus by taking the equivalent of Mamono Mana nuke, then followed by journeying across the world to learn magic and find the other Elementals to complete the set, form a coven with alongside the husbands of whatever daughters I have along the way, gather Liches, Witches, and work some magic bullshit to make my own spirit realm where I'll live in a world of my own creation for the remainder of eternity, pursuing my goals of vanity into forever.
It's a plan even I could put of!
If monster girls appeared in our world. I'd likely try to get out a bit more. Maybe scout out what kinds live near me.
If I woke up in a MGverse I'd try to learn how to fight and travel until I hooked up with one of my favorite MGs and settled down with her and live a quiet life.
That's wrong though, Dark Elementals are stated to be as strong as the strongest monster girls, so in this situation, the last boss type characters are people like >>14322637 who collect them like Pokemon.
I need some way to learn the local language, spell or item would be nice. And then I'd need a job, hopefully under an artisan or craftsman. Then I could work on introducing some easy industrial age tricks.
But you never know. I could be robbed by bandits five minutes after showing up. Not the sexy monster kind, but the dirty stab you and leave you in a ditch kind.
Or the locals could treat me as a heretic or a simpleton because I'm such a stranger and don't speak their language.
Or I could get husbandoed.
I could even appear in the middle of a demon realm and become Sir Dick, Sexmaster Supreme.
Kind of hard to tell without knowing where you actually show up.
>stops lilims from being MUGEN tier boss monsters
Agreed, I don't like having the only way to defeat bullshit is with even more convoluted bullshit.
And for the record, I see a lilim have anything like Rare akuma then im going home.
Yeah, it's when the Order doesn't suffer from storm-trooper syndrome. All these self inserts ruin any potential for them to be anything less than soon-to-be husbands.
I personally imagine them being the best humanity brings to the table. Brutal, effective, and powerful enough to make even the most powerful monster pause to consider the risk. And willing to raze cities and everyone in it if it means purging corruption.
He's the entirety of the written universe before and after that except the fallen brides stories. And the person arguing with him is a notoriously unreliable sexminded dark matter. She can't even keep her mind on the job enough not to turn it into a personal's ad. Yeah, he has more weight. It's the same old thing for any other similar set of info. You go with what you got.
That you even need this explained to you seems like you have no /tg/ background in the least. Do you need it pointed out where the KC whatever you want line is parodied almost entirely from the House Rules section of DnD too?
Yes, people can headcanon whatever they want. But arguing what the canon is by arguing unreliability of the author is retarded because the author is all you have to go on, and is the most reliable source in-universe.
No. I want the huggiest of hugboxes. But if I'm reading a story with a villain, I don't want it to be some half-assed mockery of an antagonist.
That being said, I enjoy the cliche redemption arc. I'm a sap for good ends.
It wouldn't even have gender until it monsterizes which is where this plan starts to fall apart. In order for an Elemental to become a monster girl, there needs to be demonic energy in the mix, but spirit energy likes to corrupt really fast into demonic energy that you might as well compare it to unstable chemical elements in the real world; as soon as it comes into existence, it decays into Dark Matter. Granted, an easy way to mass produce Dark Matter, so win/win anyway, but I wonder if a solid Dark Spirit elemental could form by some magic shenanigans.
"Most reliable" means jack all when you've got little way to verify anything and the guy's clearly got a lean of his own though he manages to contain it better. You want to believe most of what he says because that's all there is? Fine, but there's still that shadow of a doubt. You don't even need things blown wide open, just a little wedge that says "hey, maybe things aren't quite the way he's laid them out" to provide a good deal of narrational wiggle room.
And, in this case, the "author" isn't all we have to go on. We've also got KC who, if I'm remembering correctly, has also stated that the truth is somewhere between the viewpoints. Probably.
What would be interesting is a third perspective though, just to see where that viewpoint falls.
The thing is, men aren't the only ones that produce spirit energy, everything living does, human men just produce more in their ballsack than anything else in nature does.
Theoretically, you could protect a woman's spirit energy production capabilities during monsterization to create a ubersuccubus that still produces spirit energy, or all kinds of other shit.
The reason spirit energy is broken down during monsterization in women and anything else in nature is because they don't produce enough and their system breaks down trying to keep up with the corruption. Human men however, do produce enough, and end up producing even more as a response to the pressures.
Yes, and all that wiggle room is for your headcanon interpretation. Don't bring in the unreliable witness defense for canon discussion. Besides, KC Q&A always gets included for clarifications. He treats the profiles and WG1 as basically truth but may add or tweak something here or there.
All that is just making me think of some crazy man in an isolated lab experimenting with human women and demonic energy to create the ultimate lifeform.
A monstergirl capable of birthing human sons.
>Yes, and all that wiggle room is for your headcanon interpretation.
Which was the entire basis for this discussion. The setting is made such that those reading aren't entirely sure what's what. There's a truth in there somewhere but we don't know what it actually is because things are written the way they are. Jesus, man.
You're forgetting that an incubus is defined as the only creature that contains both. It's the whole basis of KC's "not really monsterboys exactly" explanation. Not that it couldn't theoretically be done, but the very act would cement incubi as straight up monster boys.
I find that unintended consequence hilarious.
No, but it is fucked up.
That is exactly what I'm saying.
We argue, we fight, and at the end of the day we all had fun and go home to fuck our waifus.
Some of which have big fat cat tats.
So, the end result is fusing the four Dark Elementals, a Dark Matter, and a Spirit Elemental into a single really advanced golem body constructed with ridiculous amounts of magic with a female human mage's body as a base, in order to monsterize her into a totally self-sufficient artificial boosted pseudo-Lilim.
Find a vampire. Go on a quest for her so she'll agree to
Alp me into the newest social butterfly and set to inherit her fortunes when she retires to the bedchamber, and engage in lesbian sex with her as often as possible.
Always liked the fact vampires do lesbian sex to make a new vampire. It's kinda cute for a species that lives off being calm and removed from sexual situations.
What government sector would you work for in MG land?
Good morning, /mgt/. Remember to do your best today.
Anyone up for a late night story to read? I finally managed to wrap up a
Dragoonstory that I started typing up after my last Rule 5 ban.
Good night Anons.
Take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, consider donating to the chimera orphanage where all the science experiments of wayward wizards are given a place to live while they wait for adoption.
Kitsune-goblins, elf-hounds, and drinkos (dragon/jinko hybrids) along with many other girls are awaiting a loving home.
I gotta crash. Sweet dreams, anons. May you be blessed with lots of paizuri dreams.
God, I wish I had Paizuri Dreams.
The closest I ever came to dreaming about a monstergirl was this dream I had where some genki Japanese girl called herself my girlfriend and then I woke up.
>had an extremely vivid dream about falling in love with my waifu
>years played out in one night
>that feeling when you wake up and realize it was all just a dream
I don't think I could take having these kinds of dreams very often
shit the last dream I had was one where my brother, a few people that I knew, and myself were in the army and we got in trouble for breaking curfew to go to a bar
>no MG's in my dreams or irl
I'll take the lab specimens, I'm always down for some science. I've always been wondering how long you can tease a tied up mouse whose been subjected to sensory deprivation for several hours/days before she goes insane.
Okay, just for you then, anon. It's not exactly a greentext (~8500 words), so maybe not the best thing if you're headed to sleep soon.
I don't think I'm all that good at writing properly (keeping tense straight was a nightmare), but I had fun doing this one.
Anon that's an experiment, not a quality check; that's a little outside of your job title. I mean, it's definitely a WORTHY experiment, but still.
As an aside, what are you planning to do with that broken mouse?
Well. she obviously needs to be rehabilitated in a specially crafted environment of course. A suitable home environment with a 'husband' of sorts should suffice. At the point when I disconnect her from the fucking machines, vibrators, blindfolds, restraints, and gags, she's probably going to be addicted to pleasure as it's all she's come to know. It's her everything. So to ease her back into things, she's going to need a degree of stimulation at all times. Whether that's a dildo in each of her holes, or an cluster of egg vibrators, remains to be seen. Initially she'll need a high degree of stimulation to keep her form going insane or on a rape frenzy, but as time goes on and she re-acclimates to life the intensity can be dialed back a bit.
While all of this is going on, I'm going to treat her like a princess. She's been such a good girl and endured so much in the name of science that I ned to make sure she's rewarded for it all the time. She's going to get a nice, luxurious cage in my basement complete with a a bed of her own, a little fridge full of her favorite treats, an exercise wheel, and any lewd toy she could ever want. When I'm done with her she'll be the perfect soft maus wife, fit for raising all the daughterus you could imagine!
One fucking creepy-ass story. Dream gets longer and longer each night, to the point that the guy can't tell which reality is which; his mind warps to such a point that his body mutates into some twisted...thing, before finally crumbling away to dust.
Was also adapted into the first episode of Justice League Unlimited.
See also; an SCP Entry which takes the form of a journal. When written in, the user will be met with a vision of an entity, who will then craft for them a dream world based on what they write. Or something thereabouts. Been a while since I read it.
I think I know what you're talking about. It was a pair of ends for a book shelf that would take any book placed in between them and suck it's subject into an alternate world.
Naturally, they tried to use it to kill 682. Naturally, it failed.
>All the MG sluts want a piece of me
>Too busy studying magic for any of that
>Shitposting in sorcery forums when a guy tells me to fight him IRL
>We agree on a time and place
>At night on a cliff at sea shore
>Go there in my most majestic robe
>He cheeses the victory with an illusion spell
>He casts silence and ethereal chains on me
>Unable to move or cast spells I prepare myself for the worst
>He simply calls me a faggot and leaves
>Have to wait for his spells to wear off
>A while later someone comes to my rescue
>It's a MG, some weird kind of purple Scylla with glowing tentacles on her upper body
>She asks me if I need help
>Tell her to fuck off
>She pats my head and say that there is no need to be rude
>Shout that she's just a dumb bitch and that if she keeps touching me, I'll cast a fireball in her face
>She smiles and closes her eyes
>One of her upper tentacles goes up my ear
>What am I doing here? Why can't I move?
>I'm late for my night shift as a man-whore
>Beg the beautiful MG in front of me to rape me so I can reach my daily quota of 12 hours of sex
Remember kids, be kind to Mindflayers
>not knowing about mindflayers.
Get out of here with your propaganda filthy brainsucker.
Everyone knows the first thing a wizard learns is to ward and protect his mind!
Not everyone knows that wizards prefer to do so with itch powder wards. That happen to stay in effect for an entire year and easily spreads out.
Now be a good lad and invest in a proper familiar instead. They make good assistants.