Anon, oni are JAPANEESU GOBURIN.
If oni are goblins, kappa are dwarves, humans are humans, then tengu would be the elven equivalent.
Drunk, yeah, but they lack the desire for work, industry and ingenuity (i.e. insanity) that Gensokyo's kappa exhibit, for whatever reason.
It's either that or they're Jews.
I said practically, not proctologically!!
Your dick doesn't have any practical solutions, you should just chop it off.
Never let anybody escape
Never let anybody live