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I like how these anons think
i dont think my vamp wife is into daugherus or impregnation,she always gets all red and bothered when i ask her about it so i just leave her be to not force it or anything
>ywn receive a FULL body massage until you orgasm. Over and over again, while moaning and writhing in her embrace.
Life is suffering.
That they would, I'd love nothing more than to be lead into a vampire's throne room by her trusty, busty ghoul guards only so I can see their mistress, her massive chest stuck in a dress that has a plunging neckline.
So I'll see my way to >>>/Ireland/ after this, but tits at ridiculous sizes look good, asses of the same proportionate size wouldn't. I doubt you'd actually want a werewolf with an ass the size of that vampire's tits and it'd look strange on her trim figure besides.
Lets go over the checklist to make dhampirs
did i miss anything? would doing it during a full moon night have a better effect?
She better not make eyes contact and give me a sleepy smile. Cause if she does then my love for her would explode.
I actually can't put my feelings into words, but god I would try so hard for her.
True enough and it often comes down to presentation/art style besides, but I think it is still fair to say disproportionately large tits look better than disproportionately large asses.
So we all know what Monster Girls we want to waifu, but what are some monster girls you're genuinely afraid of and would avoid at all costs?
For me it's the Ushi-Oni.
I already have a terrible fear of small spiders, but a giant spider that's much better, much faster, and much, much stronger than me is my literal nightmare.
But then that same spider wants to tie me up, take me back to their nest, and rape me for eternity?
That's actual hell.
I don't mind rapey monster girls, but Ushi-Oni are an extreme because anytime you're not sleeping you are fucking, even after your pelvis breaks. You don't get to have a life outside of that, so you have to hardcore be into femdom to enjoy being married to the average Ushi-Oni, but even then you might as well become the slave of a Dark Elf considering all the kinky shit they'll do you as opposed to the one track minded Ushi-Oni.
>No gang of Lamia sisters to kidnap you and make you their boyfriend.
>You'll never be at the center of a Lamia mating ball.
You'll never get to experience the sheer comfort of all of them coiling around you and nuzzling you with their cheeks.
I would avoid mermaids and water girls a lot. I don't really like the deep sea and just thinking about them dragging me down there sounds pretty scary. Sure, I would be able to breathe underwater, but I don't know, just the thought of me somehow falling deep into the ocean would make me avoid things like boats because of krakens and the sea palace.
I could make due with just one cute snek
Vanilla snex is what is best in life
So on the one hand, you probably end up with a succubus which while pretty vanilla is completely okay. On the other you might which could be great or horrifying. I don't know how to feel about this.
What kind of snacks do you think a Lamia would like best anon?
Eggs is too easy, so try something else.
Nothing says you couldn't do it with a toned Lamia, I just though a chubby lamia's plump tail would be comfier.
How different would Succubi born from Dhampirs look compared to average run-of-the-mill Succubutt?
I think the only good thing about incubization is the idea that it makes human men more peaceful and love-orientated, rather than war-like. If I could get the perfect waifu and an incredible sex life, and only become more empathetic and husband/father-like, I'd give up that part of my humanity in a heartbeat.
its good for all sorts of sex stuff. Like how am I realistically supposed to handle three hour long sex sessions with an amazon without passing out? That stuff doesn't work so well in real life.
I wish there was art of Hellhounds with deliciously lickable abs. I wanna see one flexing her stomach muscles.
Do you think there would be clickbait for something like dominating hellhounds?
>This weak ass guy is a hellhound's master and basically you are an alp! Click here to find out how he did it.
Hellhounds are so specifically written as anti-submissive, that there would be without a doubt a internet market for it.
Nope, just a guy who has cash enough to buy some mushrooms.
> man eats this mushroom, he can turn the tables on any kind of monster that attacks him, pushing her over with what appears to be overwhelmingly superior physical strength and unilaterally raping her. Also, when men eat it, it also has the effect of exciting the penis more than usual, causing their erections to tower with great size and thickness. No matter how ferocious and sadistic she may be, a monster raped with such a penis will learn the joy of being violated as a female and raped by a male of overwhelming power, and she will develop a masochistic disposition and desire to be raped.
I want a Hellhound to pin me to the headboard with her plump ass and milk me dry doggystyle.
I want her lay my head down on her abs and stroke my hair afterwards as I drift to sleep with her.
Make sure you wake up anon.
You're not capitalizing on the position enough. While she's confused to need to flip her over and start mating pressing her while you "pin" her arms above her head. She can't rape you if you're raping her!
But anon, then she'll start heartpupiling!
Mating press is too advanced for this early in the relationship. The proper thing to do is shove her head down, pull down her skirt and let her feel your dick smack against her ass before you ram it in!
>Move your hand through her hair as your tongues gently touch and begin to move together as if dancing
>After a few minutes of this passionate waltz, you finally break the kiss, a single strand of saliva connecting your lips as you part
>She opens her eyes slowly, a gentle smile on her face
some kind of NEET, chocolate, mountain dew mosquito?
Wait, they share a dungeon? That's lewd as fuck. Would I get to bro around with the wyvern's husband?
Nay, mating press is perfect BECAUSE it's advanced. Turn her reverse-rape into a mating press normal rape on the first time and you'll have her at your beck and call forever. Also she'd tell her friends so they would make little references and wink at you which would be sure to boost your self esteem.
Yes you would.
And your daughterus would be friends with his daughterus.
There's also a lich if someone goes to the far back of the dungeon but, really, who goes straight forward in a dungeon?
They dire wyvern and the echidna know her so she gets visitors every now and then but someone actually finding her first is something that doesn't happen, most folks leave once they find one of the other two.
Heck, if someone did stumble upon her they'd see she's got a bad case of bed head and is wearing an oversized shirt instead of clothes.
Wait, if she's on the first floor how does no one ever find her first? She should get the cowards afraid to go up or down/just curious to explore but not no one.
And also, how many wyverns, liches and echidnas are using this dungeon? Is it some kind of McWaifu pickup place that's a local public secret?
I saved this picture to share on this thread, but then I realized I have nothing to say. So here you go.
The first floor's big and she's behind a hidden door that leads into a stair case that goes down but then goes up again.
It tricks people into thinking she's on a lower floor.
And there's basically a couple wyvern sisters/cousins who rotate through the dungeon while the echidna lives there permanently, rewarding successes by calling in a cousin, sister, or eldest daughter whenever someone ends up there.
After reading the corruption fruit page it feel like it sounds too boring and not as useful as the other items unless i am missing something
>it will raise his ability to produce mana and semen
> his semen will become thick and sticky like the mushroom
-Humpty egg Slime
>The body of a man who eats it will produce so much semen that if he does not ejaculate, it will just leak out in a sticky mess. It is purported that if one feeds it to their husband while having sex, no matter how many times he is milked, he'll never run out of semen
-Manticore venom (Is this even sold as a item?)
>This lewd venom has the effects of causing a man’s body to produce huge amounts of semen and spurring ejaculation
Now if your waifu combined 2 or more of these on a snuggling session......oh boy
I want a Mermaid girl to drag me underwater, only for me to freak the fuck out until she brought me back to the surface. I would then scream and book it off the beach, probably scarring her forever.
The raise in semen production is a secondary thing. The primary affect of the fruit is to increase absorption of energy through the skin. It makes outercourse of all types, from paizuti to hotdogging to thigh fucking to footjobs more enjoyable for the girl
>It tricks people into thinking she's on a lower floor.
>Lich still hasn't mastered the "just be yourself, bro" philosophy of husbanding
Poor thing. If she just went for a walk every once in a while she wouldn't have these problems. I mean hell, oversized shirts are cute and most men wouldn't even see her hair with what she'd be packing below anyway.
Also, is that sounds like some kind of echidna cuckoldry. What's even the point if you don't lure a man with your own dungeon? This is a bait and switch, I'm going back upstairs.
Gonna find that lich. Gonna brush that lich.
Yeah, she needs to get out more...that or a guy just needs to power forward and meet her.
It's not a bait and switch for the echinda, its more the fact that she doesn't want to leave her home but people keep showing up and, occasionally, making it to the bottom.
reminder that you could be claimed at any moment
>people keep showing up and, occasionally, making it to the bottom.
>Be top-tier adventurer
>Traverse the depths of a deep, dark dungeon
>Reach what you know must be the treasure room as your murder hobo senses are tingling
>Open it to find a man sitting next to a fireplace in an overstuffed armchair with a book and a glass of wine
>He looks cozy
>Are you supposed to kill him?
>Evildoers never look this comfy, but you reach for your sword out of habit
>"Dear, we got another one!" the man calls out before you can draw
>You snap your head to the sound of swinging doors on your left where what must be the dungeon's echidna peers out at you with a smile
>"Ara~, welcome hero," she says. "I'm afraid someone beat you to my marriageable echidna daughter, but I have several other children that would be happy to meet you.
>She disappears and you stand there dumbfounded
>Daughters? She's married? That means you can't fuck her. If you can't fuck or kill anything what are you supposed to do?!
>Your tiny adventurer brain is just about to give up the ghost trying to contemplate the meaning of existence the snake comes back out, trailed by a kobold, white horn and lizardman
>"Do any of these girls meet your fancy?" the snake asks.
>The husband doesn't look up from the book he went back to as soon as he called his wife but speaks anyway. "Ask for more than one and we're going to have a problem."
>None of them sound particularly appealing but you have, for once in you life, an idea that doesn't involve a spear or your dick. You always wanted to try being a dragoon. "I... do you have a wyvern?"
>All five of them point up
Such is life as an adventurer.
Although it may be akward to go up to the top and find that the newest dire wyvern to be waiting for a husband
is a loli as she's the youngest of the brood.
Baphomets. I will never be a lolicon and the thought of being brainwashed to love something I don't care about is unsettling. I don't hate lolis, I just don't care about them.
I understand from KC's point of view it's probably like, "but you'll be happy so the brainwashing is okay", but I don't want that. I like my tastes, they're a huge part of who I am.
tl;dr I'm scared of lolis causing an existential crisis for me.
Wouldn't a loli wyvern be a boon? Sure you have to wait, but you get to raise her into the perfect waifu and train her yourself. This is like old fashioned marriages, only with more potions so you can influence her build.
I don't think potions would be necessary to gain the affection of a clingy Wyvern loli.
The potions weren't for her affection, they were for her body. Want her tall and slender? There's a potion for that. Shortstack? Potion. HUEG? Potion (or mino milk). Loli? Potion, cookie, chewing gum, patch, tea... the Sabbath's been busy. You get where I'm going.
Fuck matangos, fuck spiders, avoid yandere and taking what the guy above me said, fuck all of the lolis. I'm a pretty adaptable guy and I think in fantasy land I could get used to most situations eventually, but those are just a no.
They would probably recognize your discomfort and leave you alone after they finish their meal.
KC abhors bad ends, and stealing you away from your one-and-only is definately a bad end.
Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, remember that monster girls aren't just good adversaries, they make good adventuring party members too.
All they need is some gold, some treasure, and
possibly your love....and a baby or two.
She's actually a gentle sort who simply plays to her skill set. And yeah, hail chaos.
Shog can slip under doors and through keyholes. She can make any tools she needs on the fly, and change shape to fool people.
that being said, she would also make an excellent healer, and Flayer would certainly make a striking rogue.
>Her oppai are high-up on your back
>Her head is perched over your shoulder
>She's getting more and more excited, getting more and more flushed
>She keeps bouncing on her front legs, making a c"click" with her hooves on landing
>She starts getting lewder and lewder as her handy goes on
I'd avoid sandworms like the plague
seeing people getting eaten alive/swallowed
whole in movies and video game always scared the ever living fuck out of me and it still does today,
it doesn't help that there's essentially no escape from them seeing how they can tunnel through fuckin anything to get to you.
those flowers from crash bandicoot will forever haunt me
Is there an Automaton out there that's the Tallgeese/Grimgerde to other Automatons Leo/Graze?
I wish there was more art of other monster girls in the same species. Instead we just get one design (Most of the time, there are some exceptions like pic related) and all of the fanart is based off that character design. It's especially annoying when it's a MG you want to like, but you just can't get around to their character design.
>He DOESN'T have a Whitehorn to take home to his parents
It's great when it does happen.
Like Latenights ponytail Lich and her sexy /fa/shionable Lich attire.
Pic-related isn't her of course, but it still fits the discussion topic.
What kind of embarrassing things would you find in your waifu's
internet search history?
>Start playing Shantae Half-Genie Hero
>"Someone's been turning regular old bog-standard cute girls into phony fish-folk!"
>regular old bog-standard cute girls
For whatever reason, I just love this line.
>Workouts to get well defined stomach muscles
>Do boys like stomach muscles?
>Ways to get boys to lick your abs
>Popular short hair styles
I want to use every part of Miia as a pillow!
Except her face so I can look at it!
and that would probably hurt her
>How to keep your cool
>Cold Packs amazon
>How do you knit a sweater?
>Do men like riding their girlfriend?
>How to enable safe search
>Do mean like riding their girlfriend?
>Do men like riding horses?
>How to offer someone a ride without seeming creepy
black fur foxes
The second fish was a lot better, but I'm not sure where snek could go
>MGC BBQ places
>GOOD MGC BBQ places
>GOOD MGC BBQ places -Sabbath
>Oni workout tips
>Where to get chest wraps in MGC
>Workout tips for girls with big tits
>Delinquent Styles for tall girls with big tits
>What is "Facesitting"?
>Mail order dinners, meat
>What do you do if a boy calls you cute?
>How to stalk human boys
>Should I rape a boy if he calls me cute, or should I ask him out?
>POV Hardcore humanboy rape
>POV Hardcore humanboy rape -Sabbath
POV handholding humanboy cuddlesex -sabbath
I think I'm in love what do I do?
MGC romantic rape spots, Full moon
Come now dear, there's no TV and no beer and SOMEONE has to entertain the guests!
Grew horns in sleep?
Pink heart fruit
How to tell if im turning into a monster
Is monsterization painful?
Blog stories of monsterization
Spirit energy supplements
Will I rape my crush if I turn into a monster?
>People complaining about this
>After Seven Seas already altered all the "Lolicon" stuff to be about "Petite" girls instead
So in other words, this is a guy who knows EXACTLY what the MGE is about, EXACTLY what those pages originally catered to, and either A) Didn't read the English Rewrites, or B) Is being willfully misleading, and either way is just looking to complain.
>cute latex outfits for young girls
>cute PVC outfits for young girls
>cute plastic outfits for young girls
>matching latex outfits for mothers and daughters
>matching PVC outfits for mothers and daughters
>matching plastic outfits for mothers and daughters
>ways to increase paw dexterity
>do husbands really like poochy tummies?
>creative bondage ideas for three
>best positions for three-person cuddling
>how long is it safe to stay tied up?
>how to cook without burning things
>extreme gags for long-term wear
>is it possible to sleep with a dildo gag down my throat?
Probably something like this.
Or alternatively, recognizes the loli content for what it is, and is genuinely expressing distaste for it, not knowing just how pro-loli the original, uncensored MGE is.
In which case, by God, just imagine how hilarious his reaction would be reading the unaltered Sabbath stuff?
>Do humans know I'm haunting them?
>How to get humans out of house
>Ghost chaser show
>Ghost chaser show cute camera man
>"Real MGC Hauntings" staff names
>How to flirt and be scary
>How to have sex with a person you can't touch
I had a dream last night, I was back in the army. I hope this doesn't mean there will be conflict during the Convergence.
>Or alternatively, recognizes the loli content for what it is, and is genuinely expressing distaste for it, not knowing just how pro-loli the original, uncensored MGE is.
True. Loli is always going to be a dealbreaker for a lot of people. Can't expect normies, and even many 4channers, to be able to take loli content in stride.
>>implying she won't pay for the ticket for you
>Silly anon. Anubi always want to be with their husbands.
>Wake up one morning
>Monster-pocalypse has come and gone
>Random plane ticket to Egypt and a dinner reservation
>What do human men like?
>Scientific research on jupiter's moons.
>What do human men think look cute?
>Electromagnetic fields and their influence on magic.
>Cute things to do for a human man you like
>Planetary movement in relation to earth.
>My husband calls me “Kuudere”. Is that good?
>Experiments to do during planetary alignment.
>How to make sure that your husband knows you love him.
> how to track someone's search history
> keylogger buy online
> how to hide a keylogger from a tech savvy crush
> how to break into an apartment inconspicuously
> list of ways to bug a building
> does licking someone's food and silverware count as an indirect kiss?
>Digital schedule tracker download free
>why do men like it when collars are put around their neck?
>why do men like it women their partner step on their crotch?
>why do some men like fluff?
Kurisumasu is no excuse to slack off, senpai!
Training would be strict.
You'd need to memorize the position, name and size of every bone in the Human body as your first step to being able to summon a basic skeleton.
You need to brush up on your reanimation magic, then apply it to skeletal remains in a way that it retains all of it's motor function.
No time to rest, you can rest when you're dead, after which she'll bring you back to life so you can get back to studying.
I always have a bad day. Doesn't help when you're trying to make me imagine alternate reality swapping and a dumb fox girl that can't tell two people apart.
All I want to do is sleep.
See, this is why I wouldn't be able to dick the daughteru
I want my wife and daughter to share a healthy mother/daughter relationship filled with love, I don't want them to become rivals
Gonna have to stop here for tonight and start studying again. Then I can work on some requests after tests are done.
Regura has a poll on what his next book should be
>Bloodborne snail woman
>the other girl from his last book
>not MG derivative
Shame this girl isn't an option.
Continuation from line 316.
I'm aware people have complained about there just being guys in this so far, but please bear with it, the Elves are about and there will be lewdness in the end.
This is not that end though.
>Devils receiving all the love
I'm glad people finally see how great they are
That's a cute looking one, I'm looking forward to seeing the finished product
Good luck with your tests, make Hakutaku-sensei proud
>reindeer are basically horse size
Google says reindeers are 180-230 lbs and light riding horses are 840-1,200 lbs, so no.
No, I wanna make out with the feverish white-haired onee-san up front.
Adult horses weigh from 380 – 1,000 kg, and that upper figure if for your HUGE horses like your shire horses. 380-500 is pretty normal for your light horse. While reindeer go from 160-180 kg.
Horses stand from 1.4 - 1.8 M, while reindeer stand from 0.8 - 1.5 M. A reindeer is only slightly smaller and thinner than a horse.
This is getting autistic. Look, they're at head-height with these fucking children. Horses are way bigger.
>A reindeer is only slightly smaller and thinner than a horse.
Yeah, those extra 700 pounds are so just don't show themselves at all, huh?
A tall white horn would be as tall as your average centaur. And much thinner.
>Yeah, those extra 700 pounds are so just don't show themselves at all, huh?
Dude horses are fucking THICC. All that muscle accounts for the extra 300 or so kg.
Google also says horses are about twice the heeight of a reindeer.
I don't get what you're doing here. Horses are way bigger than Reindeer, that's not really debatable. A whitehorn would be substantially smaller than a centaur.
>Dude horses are fucking THICC. All that muscle accounts for the extra 300 or so kg.
Yeah, so they're bigger. I know.
>Yeah, so they're bigger. I know.
Not necessarily much taller though. Which is the main factor in throwing around a 'taur.
> Horses are way bigger than Reindeer, that's not really debatable
I disagree. You make them sound deer sized. when in reality they're only a little smaller than horses.
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>when in reality they're only a little smaller than horses.
Find me an adult horse that's at head-height with a toddler like those adult reindeer.
This is bar-none the most autistic thing I've ever argued about during my decade on this awful website.
Google says adult Reindeer start at about 2.8 feet, .85 m tall.
I linked it already https://youtu.be/qDcXiGQow2Y
Whitehorns are much smaller and more rapable than centaurs, my point stands.
This devil is too slim, how do we fix her?
Your example was riding horses. Riding horses are "often [...] as tall as 173 cm"
Reindeer are as tall as 150 cm.
I hate to break it to you anon, but 150 is not half of 173
>why would you assume your centaur's human-half would be mounted on a fucking Clydesdale or something?
Because big girls are olev.
> MGs adapt to human society so they'd go smaller.
I disagree. Centaurs are shit out of luck because they'll need wide open homes regardless, but a big wolfu could do just fine. All you'd need to do is build your homes more spaciously.
I just assumed the more thin the MG is=the less juice they can store fue to space limitations
>training her with daily cumflation
that idea for some reason makes my perverted side chuckle like mad
>too small to fulfill its duties.
No? Reindeer can traverse deep snow despite their size, Whitehorns could too. The entry just says they excel at walking through snow-covered roads, I don't know where you're getting the idea that their sheer purpose is fording 6 feet deep banks of snow or something.
Healthy dark elves are for ______?
when they spot a person about to pass through a snow-covered road or mountain, they'll let him ride on their back and carry him because the trip is dangerous. In monster friendly states where relations between humans and monsters are progressing, they may even be stationed at locations where danger is predicted, and they'll safely transport people through snow-covered roads.
They clearly stray off the beaten path if some dumb human boy is passing out on some mountain pass. Hard to traverse deep snow if you're a bloodgy midget carrying an unconscious deadweight human and a first aid kit
Normal reindeer have no problem with snow, there's no reason she'd need to be mysteriously bigger.
This is retarded and I have a final in 30 minutes. Pat yourself on the back and mark this one as a victory I guess.
You're wrong though and I hate you.
>there's no reason she'd need to be mysteriously bigger.
She's carrying a human. An adult male. On her back. Through deep snow. If she isn't big and tall, it won't work. And even if she was strong enough, she's still be plowing the dude through tonnes of snow and soaking him to the bone. you want to be tall enough you're carrying your dude above the snow
I want to go fishing with a harpy!
Your still assuming that she's treading through massive snowdrifts or something. She's just a hot bitch that warms you up as she ferries you to the bone-zone.
Don't bother responding because I'm literally in class taking a final and I'll be gone for 4 hours. I specifically won't reopen the thread because I want to forget this autistic disaster.
>Is cooking with your breath degrading?
>Will my ancestors haunt me if i put some of our hoard on the stock market?
>Keeping your scales shiny
>How to cure with love apathy caused by depression?
Who's the smuggest of them all? Answer wrong and I'll throw you into the Lamia pit!
This is the kind of post used as bait to out self-centered jackasses, similar to that guy saying he'd be willing to commission a writefag to do a story about sexual education for manticores.
Why would win in a fight - Yupiel or Suzuka?
Depends, how good is Yupiel at stirring coffee?
Lets talk about fighting
I would love to fight alongside a salamander, ridding the world of evil