I'm not even sure what anti gunners are trying to say anymore...
We could claim we're being sexually harassed, or oppressed.
>"help me Obama, they're attacking my rights because of my sexual orientation"
>confronted with a problem
>can form a rational argument
>I'll just take off my clothes!
Is this the response female political groups always make when they can't get their point across otherwise?
That exact spelling?
A better name would be "Impeachment"
> implying you have a Barrett anyhow
Apparently this cunt thinks Austin doesn't have an indecent exposure law
Doesn't say boobs but I bet any judge considers breasts to be part of the female genitalia as a secondary sexual characteristic
> I want this
> it isn't happening
> whine, bitch, moan, threaten
> still nothing
> WHINE LOUDER
> still nothing
> take my top off
At this rate those moms who demand action will be showing up at gun shows to give us blowjobs and cook steak and jerky
Example; lots of /k/ has stuck it in their favorite rifle, what if we started a movement to try and secure rights through public opinion? Tumblrtards would eat it up. "Oh they're being oppressed for their different sexual orientation."
> sir the protesters are getting pretty rowdy
> what happened?
> they um are...
> spit it our sergei
> well sir they are putting raw chicken in their um, well, how do I say
> I-in their vaginas
> seems reasonable. Give them what they want.
Well if she was hot it would be a different matter, but this?
I for one was very impressed by these protests but I think they didn't go far enough. I think the issue is that not enough women were there, so definitely gather up your friends the next time you want to protest. Keep in mind it's important to show your cause has cross generational appeal, so be sure to get a lot of young girls, ideally just entering college. Diversity is also key, so make sure you represent a lot of exotic different races at any event you plan going topless for. Also, as amazing and empowering as going topless is, the patriarchy has ruined its effect on men by making porn easily available, to combat this you must find other ways to demonstrate that you are an empowered and determined group of females; tender embraces, heavy petting and prolonged tongue-kissing should do the trick.
If this sort of stuff happens every time somebody OC's it will surely become a relic of the past.
>The cracks about my tits were too funny: yes, boys, they hang! I fed three kids with them, and I am almost 47 years old. They are not perfect, nor do I wish them to be: my breasts are mine and we get along very well, thank you very much.
Oh yes, I'm still waiting for an ending to that story.
S'all good, learn from your mistakes and move onward. Utterly off topic, but I'll tell you a fine tale about a particular Barret rifle to make up for this.
Back in the late 70s, or early 80s, the LAPD's SWAT team decided they needed a big, bad Barret for their DMR to use during a crisis. They order their gun, and the monster fits in with the crowd just fine. Until one day, they fuck up. The monster didn't like what he was fed, and he refused to eat any more. The SWAT team were sad, their monster spit lead no more. So, off they sent it back to the homeland of all these monsters, the Barret factory. The fine folks at Barret fixed the beast right back up to perfect health, and then sent back only a note. You see, California had made the Barret, by name if I recall, illegal for civilian possession. So Barret sent the LAPD a simple letter, reading roughly thus:
"Dear LAPD SWAT team,
We have fixed your Barret .50 caliber rifle, and it is good as new. The issue, you see, is that this gun is now illegal to own in your state. As such, we will keep it here, clean and well kept, and shall return it to you as soon as it would be legal to do so.
And the SWAT team was taken aback, as they were the LAW, nay, they were ABOVE the law! How dare anyone keep what is their from them?! But Señior Barret insisted, and today that same beast still sits, on a plain table in the Barret factory, in an office to the side, and awaits the day it can legally return to California.
>hurr muh sexual objectification.
>use as a coincidental protest asset because tits.
I'm just glad I could bring this wonderful, if true, tale of Señior Barret's bravery to more folks. Truly, it is one of the greatest tales, and Señior Barret one of the greatest heroes of the gun world.
Are women generally this dumb, these days?
>I don't like what you're doing, so I'm going to show how much I don't like it by stripping my clothes off and parading my naked body in front of you!
That's like a Jew showing Hitler what's up by building a slip-and-slide straight into an oven.
Also yeah it is kind of funny how this same type of person complains about being objectified, so how do they fight back? By objectifying themselves of course!
I haven't lost hope for most women, but I swear to god /k/ is slowly turning me sexist.
10/10 would let you bang my wife while I cook you a steak dinner
Been to /fit/ a couple of times, decided I wasn't going back there any time soon because of the sperging out that happens if you do calisthenics instead of weights.
Never going to /pol/. Not even once.
>liberals having child tier temper tantrums
I admit I've been to /pol/ a time or two. Never posted, but I lurked during the Elliot Rogers shitfest, because they were annihilating people on Twitter. I think I also went during the Zimzam trial because the threads kept getting purged off /k/. The place is a shithole, but it can be humorous at times.
>I haven't lost hope for most women, but I swear to god /k/ is slowly turning me sexist.
Don't lose hope on women...lose hope on sheltered, middle class, social democratic women. And their men for that matter.
Women aren't the issue. Retards are, and it just so happens that these retards have vaginas.
They were doing great things. Had a bunch of fake accounts of various "oppressed" people and were attacking all the vapid white suburbanite girls.
>All women fear being raped!
>My brother was blown up by a Hamas suicide bomber
>I'm trans and this is offensive because men hate me instead of desire me
The best part was they all would freak out and start apologizing left and right. They really are crazy.
>The place is a shithole, but it can be humorous at times.
/pol/ is beautiful because its honest insanity, nobody bothers hiding their madness
though prolonged stays tend to fuck with your ability to distinguish sarcasm
I don't tend to save them. found these after a tedious google search.
>Ma'am, you're under arrest
>WHY!? I'M PROTESTING!
>You're violating indecent exposure law
>BUT WHY ARE YOU ARRESTING ME!? YOU SHOULD BE ARRESTING THAT MANIAC OVER THERE WHOSE GOING TO KILL US ALL WITH THAT DEADLY SALT WEAPON!
>He's eating Chic-Fl-A, you're the only one here breaking any laws.
>women want to show boobs the same way men do
Obvious comment on american prudishness and how europe has topless women anywhere
I was on a beach on sunday and there was a woman sunbathing without a top and nobody cared
All the more power to her, all the more power to open-carriers, even though I would normally not opt to do either. 3guns btw
A fair number of places consider it ok for women to go top less because "muh equality" despite the fact that boobs are sexualized by most people. But hey i ain't complaining!
Some of them have always been this dumb.
And since she's admitted to spawning 3 children, she's not only that dumb, she's done her part to make the whole world just as dumb as she is.
Which now begs the question: who will stop her?
>go to topless gun protestor
>stare at tits
>barrel of a gun pokes out
>start "cleaning the barrel"
or just call the cops for public indecency
>"well mister officer, I'm part of the church of the murdercube and the cube says that I should own all the ammo I want"
I think you can get harpoon guns
I have a confession /k/, I am now an Ammo-Sexual.
It was a hard decision to come out of the Ammo Can on this one but I feel that I should let you know. I'm sexually attracted to calibers and millimeters. I just can't start the day without loading a magazine or inspecting brass. Every waking moment my thoughts are devoted to the procurement, purchase and storage of ammunition. As of right now I have about 10k rounds of various calibers in several containers.
>Didn't edit out the hook
You lazy motherfucker.
Tumblr is already full of ultra-tards who will become SJW's over everything and anything, if we can use them to our advantage properly, we could eventually have our own /k/ountry or /k/ommunity of its own.
Civil Disobedience, then and now
>1960s' Civil Rights Movement
>Black people would put on their finest suits, ties, and create intelligent arguments to prove that they deserve respect as human beings
>2010s' Feminism Movement
>Ugly landwhales strip naked and yell buzzwords
It's like they're some kind of parody of themselves
Not the guy you're responding to.
The racist and wife beater parts sound like bullshit, but his was known to be a frequent drinker and a bit of a womanizer.
To be fair, you would be hard-pressed to find a man who rose to success in the 1950's who wasn't.
First time back to /k/ in months, and I come across this. tippy top keks
in a perfect nation every sexy bitch is packing an AR-15 on her back while the strap goes inbetween her breats giving pure definition of her perky voluptuous mammaries even through her t-shirt which has the punisher logo on it. all this while she sports a belt of bullets loosely hanging around her waist attracting the eye to the perfect curvature and roundness of her ass.
excuse me....i must masturbate
I don't think anyone would actually refuse being called a person if they were trying to normalize their deviant conduct.
The fact that somebody actually got bamboozled in this way is a shining benchmark of degradation.
i dont have a proper reaction to show my joy to that pic so i improvised.
Okay I'm am total okay with staging an open carry protest around these women. Never been to an open cary protest before but I'm down if there is titties.
FUCK MAN, I'm trying not to wake people up with my laughing over here
I find it hilarious that in fucking 2014 some retarded gun grabbing whore somehow thinks showing her breasts in public is shocking and will get her attention. There are faggots fucking each other on the ass right on the streets during gay pride events, and no one is doing anything to stop those events, you think showing breasts is somehow gonna trouble people? Top lel, people can be so retarded, it's like they think saying stuff like "shit, fuck, penis, vagina" on TV will make them special and non-conformist.
THOSE WHITE BITCHES NEED TO CHECK THEIR PRIVILEGE! I CAN'T EVEN TAKE MY RAIFU OUT ON A DATE WITHOUT BEING SHUNNED AND HAVING HER CALLED A TOOL OF MURDER. SHE'S NEVER HARMED ANYONE AND IS NOW TERRIFIED TO GO ANYWHERE BUT THE RANGE. I HAVE TO STRIP HER DOWN AND CLEAN HER JUST TO CALM HER DOWN.
Totes true, King cheated on his wife various times and she went along with it. Also know to hustle pool at a younger age. Changes the bullshit image of constrained stick in the ass civil rights leader, right?
>If you keep waving your guns around in public, we'll show our breasts!
This is supposed to scare people away?
I'm a bisexual man and I think you're an idiot for chopping your nards off.
Also, no one gives me shit for having slightly off sexual preferences because I don't get hung up on it and instead focus in on being a productive member of society who isn't insulted at the drop of a hat, so there's that.
>men ride too fast so we need our own bike lane
WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE
>I'm starting to believe women are computer game NPC's in our virtual universe that can be manipulated with the right commands. You can practically see the commands and lines of code here.
Well, if anything it lends further credence to my theorem of
>everyone online is a goddamn computer program and you faggots make me feel right at home
Some fags requested .50 beowulf because they like larger cocks on their sleeves. I took liberties with the extraction grove and primer face and didnt correct them because it looked less phallus'y.
Adjusted the shield Dexter because it looked odd. Here u go from Tejas. Lube your chambers with it.
I fucking love you.
Use the Heinessen archive, you plebs.
So... I SHOULD go to that hippie-laden peace fair in my town while OCing my SKS.
Hey, there are some cute hippie chicks out there. I'd post some of my collection, but it's a blue board, and I don't want to get b&.
I like how they only identify as women. The fact that they're slow is almost irrelevant. They want a second lane to segregate women and men, not fast and slow. Bunch of mouth-breathing tards in bongistan.
Well, let's write an approved edition.
Also, here's a screencap of the post about Esteemed Saint Barrett.
So... why aren't YOU complaining on tumblr that you're not accepted and you face discrimination and oppression because you're an ammosexual caliber-fluid transfirearm?
My trans-firearm headmates are an M91/30 Mosin Nagant, a sino-soviet SKS, an AK-74, and an East German Makarov. My human headmates are a Russian Conscript from WWII named Ivan Chesnikov, and a Lieutenant from Serbia who won't tell me his name.
A term for someone who feels affection for firearms. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of the gun, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or tactile feel of the gun. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to find and acquire ammunition to feed their firearms, especially at an affordable price.
Ammosexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots who desire the eradication of individual liberty and equality, in favor of either violent mobs, might-makes-right, or tyrant kings.
Fearing violence and protests, most ammosexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Ammosexuals are frequently the target of anti-freedom laws and politicians, and are currently denied many freedoms granted to other minority groups in most nations.
>Hey, check out my new favorite rifle. Her name's Vera.
>I didn't know you were an ammosexual. Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
>Hey, check out my new favorite rifle. Her name's Olga. And this is Katyusha.
>I didn't know you were an ammosexual. D-do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
>*a hot, sweaty range trip commences, and both individuals cuddle with their rifles on the ride back home*
Fixed that for you.
>I'm not even sure what anti gunners are trying to say anymore...
They're attention whores and sociopaths with an ideological axe to grind. Pic related... it was a fucking BILLBOARD in New Zealand. These people thought a Godzilla sized picture of a girl with four tits would properly horrify people as to the horrors of GMO food. Or maybe it was supposed to make them fap so wildly they'd careen off the road and crash. Whichever.
If someone else wants to try to add it, be my guest. Only change I was going to make was for the example:
Hey, want to see my new favorite rifle? Her name's Vera.
Are you an ammosexual, too? Do you want to maybe try being range buddies?
And the tags I was trying to add were: love, sex, freedom, gun, firearm, liberty, equality, equal rights, ammo
But it won't let me add the definition.