Okay /k/, As retarded as it sounds I got paid $500 to "catsit" for a few days. Which rifle should I buy? I new, modern, tacticool AR15? Or an AK47? I have an sks and such, but how can I operate like a pro without pistol grip?
AK47 or ar15 for $500
Sisters bf is stacked.. he also really loves his cats. Im basically being paid to keep his cats company.
>Living at his super technologically advanced house for several days
>Crib stocked with food and everything good
>used a bidet for the first time
You won't find much right at or under 500 right now because "le bamba banned da aks!!!" So. Honestly I see no point in not saving up for an arsenal. I've seen Wasrs at $550-600, move up from that and there are kit builds of various qualities from $650-899, at the high point of one of those why not save up just a little more and buy an Arsenal?
Catsit? Holy shit, when I leave town for a while I just fill bus tubs with litter, put out about 10lbs of food and 20 gal of water.
I can be gone for fucking weeks and those niggers don't give a fuck.
Mine are the same. Not even one single fuck is given. But I've been paid for shit like this too. Made a couple grand just for living in some ladies house while she went on a tour of europe.
Cats.. really dont give a shit.. and im finding out that these cats pretty much hate me and want to be left alone. Cool with me! Ill just lounge around and get paid to watch netflix
Fancy yuro drinking fountains ain't nothin to sneeze at son,
How was it?
they're still around for decent prices
Get a VZ 2008
or you can go
and for 50 bucks more
nigga what the fuck? this guy must really not be into cars. if i hit the jackpot first thing im doing is going out and buying a grabber blue 1973 boss 429 and a brand new porsche carrera 911. then probably a house, cause im still living in the attic... shut up, my priorities are rock fucking solid.
Probably a rich person.
My college roommate had two neuro-surgeons for parents. They took a family vacation one year, and I got paid $3k to watch their house for 2 weeks. Yes, they literally paid me $3k to live in their mansion and play vidya on their huge ass TV for 2 weeks.
Funny part was, when they first asked me if I could housesit, and then how much I'd ask for pay, I was 2 seconds way from saying "oh, I don't need anything", thinking that they were just going to pay $100 or so.
Naw, wealthy people don't splurge their money on things that are more expensive than they need to be, that's being nigger rich.
Kia has been gunning for BMW Tier the past few years
Pic related. Shits wireless and even has a massage button. I will find out what turbo does at the end of the day.. I might need a shot a whiskey prior
forget the VZ 58, AR or AK, buy the fucking bidet
Reporting in from operating with Vortex: ON. Things went south, really fast. Cannot trust Bidet.. Must remove shit
By the bidet. He commands you
>Naw, wealthy people don't splurge their money on things that are more expensive than they need to be
You must be joking. Look up conspicuous consumption. It was invented in the 80s, by rich bankers.
>Hickok45 here at the compound. Today we're gonna try something a little different. You know compagnies like to send me stuff to test. I usually only do guns but the folks at BioBidet asked me if I wanted to try their last high end toilet and it sounded too good to pass.
>let's see what we can do
>you know what, let's do a little bit of "torture testing" while we're at it
>I'll put ears on...
>the seat is a wee bit small for big me, but I believe there are after market seats so you can replace your
>here we go!
>I think I still have some ammo left. In the meantime Let's educate you a little about the history of toilets, while we're at it
>*goes on a 15mn rant retracing the way people pooped from the 1800s to this day*
>oh-oh, here's the last of it
>GONG GONG GONG GONG GONG
>OK! *rubs hands again* let's take my ears off and see how we operate this beauty
>so I guess you first you use this "posterior" function
>hoho sweet sweet
>I wonder what this "vortex" button does
>*whirling and splashing noises"
>hey folks, you know I'm a man but let's try this "feminine" functions, just for kicks. Also it might help to educate my female viewers. This one's for you ladies!
>*both the toilet and Hickok chortle*
>You know, I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this
>alright let's wrap things up and dry everything
>let's put it on turbo!
>oh man this is really something. My testicles are flapping in the wind right now.
>ok should be alright by now
>I still feel some moistness here and there that the fan didn't quite reach, I'll even it out the old fashioned way with some paper.
>Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. The paper was supplied by Federal. Thanks Federal!
>and here we go folks. Pooping our way into the future at the compound
>I hope it was informative and not too boring
>see you next time folks
>Life is Good
>a behavior that has been with mankind since the neolithic revolution if not even earlier
>nah, it was invented in the 1980s by evil banKKKsters
>implying the person I'm responding to even knows what the neolithic revolution was
>implying I'm not Abu Umar al-Baghdadi, shitposting in between campaigns
for 500 bucks, a full stocked fridge, fancy ass butt fountain, and the chance to live large and bring girls over (translation: jerk off in every room) ?
also considering they were likely already fucking?
And the fact that I'm mature enough not to care what people do on their own time?
hell ducking yes
OH SHIT OP THE TOILETS ARE UPRISING
Not OP but are the WASR 10s at classic new production? I've heard mixed reviews about Romanian AKs but from what I gather the new production ones are decent, especially at that price.
>not wanting you sister to end up with a rich successful guy
Lets be honest, your sister, like all women, is going to get the D; might as well be a successful, pleasant guy giving it to her, and not some fuckhead.
Alright probably gonna go with the WASR then, thanks. Centerfire Systems has a cheaper ak but its only $30 less and the lack of manufacturer makes me worry.
What should I look out for when I receive the rifle at my FFL? I've heard canted sights and mag wobble are the two biggest issues. Anything else I should be worried about?
I've reached the next level, the apartment I got set up with while working my current gig in Asia has a bidet and a shower with 9 different settings. It has 4 high pressure blasters, 2 over head faucets (one directly above the middle of the shower area and one traditional overhead, and one of those hand operated faucet for those hard to reach places. Pro tip: the 2nd lowest high pressure hose is at dick / anus level. Shower sex has never felt so good.
what the fuck did i just experience
You might want to look more into the NPAP M70s. I got one about a year ago at $450 from J&G, its amazing build quality, nothing canted or done wrong, def higher quality by far than any WASR i've seen.
That being said, this was a year ago and I hear that batches both before and after when I bought have had varying standards of quality. If you can find a good one though its absolutely superior to a WASR
Man has to do what he has to do OP. Were it me i would wait for a PSA sale and try to piece together an AR. $500 might not get it all done but it would get you a lot of the way there.
The thing most people forget about owning a weapon..or most high ticket items for that matter is that the cost of owning it goes far beyond what you initially pay to buy it.
Are you even going to be able to afford to feed it, clean it and take it to the range on a semi-regular basis?