So /k/, if you were to create your own division, unit ETC… What would it be named and what purpose would it serve. Examples such as logistics, Cladstein operations or expeditionary unit.
An all rounded clandestine unit with nearly all capabilities...disguised as a logistics corporation with international offices on all continents where the cover of business allows the unit to operate with the utmost efficiency and deniability.
I shall call it Jim's move it all.
Also shady business deals allows subsidization of extra coffee funds.
Okay, I've given a lot of thought to this.
The first thing I would do is hyper-specialise it as a 'fuck you up' section. The only ammunition allowed would be .50BMG or bigger (40mm grenades are okay). I'd only want massive guys. Massive guys who can carry around an M2 like it was nothing, along with a thousand rounds. Couple of dudes would carry those sweet revolving semi-auto grenade launchers.
The idea is, they would roam around any hot zone, just lighting up everything in a 500m radius, shooting shit like it's cool. Then we'd hit the showers. Just me, and all those big guys, showering together, you know. When things are all steamy and everyone's all squeezed in together because of how muscled they all are.
Then we'd shoot some more .50BMG and everything would be super sweet. I'd call them the 50 And Upper's.
[spoiler]Or just a logistics division because logistics is the strength of a modern military.[/spoiler]
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A private, internal affairs-esque unit that investigates corruption and incompetence in government agencies.
It mostly would just steal cash and resources through electronic means, but has a small militant detachment when things need to get physical.
Make the name have something to do with the sword of damocles
The Nugget Brigade
A bunch of guys dressed as WW2-era Soviets, armed with nuggets, PPShs, Tokarevs (pistols and rifles), etc
And bayonet charges are a daily occurance, while screaming AAAAAHHH MOTHERLAND
Mine would be called army rangers.
They would be shock infantry troops but each member would have these false delusions that they were special ops. Secondary jobs would include picking up the brass when SEALs were done with a mission and staring at a fire when they are inawoods. When they retire they will use trips and shitpost on /k/.
Chairborne Ranger Battalion.
It would be a covername for a clandestine SMU unit. The unit would house their HQ togethor with a H&S unit for deniabillaty. This would be the unit patch.
Intelligence, my unit would be disguised as an international shipping company funded by the CIA, the unit will be able to use the containers from the company as hideouts. Cladstein and counter intelligence operations will be conducted mostly.
I would create a modern military order. We would go around fighting anyone who persecuted Christians around the world. This means actual violent persecution; if you're some fucktard clan in the middle of Africa trying to genocide your Muslim countrymen don't waste the quarter calling us.
I would create a PMC agency that can be hired by only by national governments, it will be used for any kind of operation. The soldiers would be handpicked from the best personnel of any military.
I call it secure staffing solutions (sss)
we hire out event staffing (caterers, servers, ushers, photographers, wedding planners, etc...) who are also armed and trained security personnel.
intended usage is for political, corporate, and celebrity parties which require event staffing AND security, but dont want to have a bunch of full molle vest operators with salt rifles scaring attendees.
this is the main service provided. there will also be rapid response teams of guys in full molle vests with salf rifles which may be used on a subscription basis; like an office complex or gated may keep a rapid response team on retainer to provide emergency response on short notice (the rrt will be housed locally and have shift rotations so that a 5 man team will be awake and available for instantaneous response 24/7 (team total count is 15 members)
"Do the whole fucking village" division.
Drop these fuckers on a map and let them kill everything they see. Women, children, dogs, whatever.
Cult of Mars, take the orphans of war train them from birth, build a huge installation to base them in in the wilds central asia or northern europe. Imbue them pseudo-religious belief as a control mechanism. Now whenever some warlord, jihadi, rebel, or nation decides he wants to do violence, bring the violence upon him, his people, and lands without mercy.
Alternatively, a revival of any one of the historical militant Christian orders from the crusades.
I would get every autistic unit concept from all the sci-fi fiction, conspiracy, and theoretical think tank media on the internet and then make them each like a million times bigger.
Entire multiverses of operators and tanks and crazy super weapons and shit.
Yes I do have autism.
1st Operational Support Group
Under the guise of boring logistics, this unit is designed to undertake totally silent roles in support of larger operations, and deniable ops.
This ranges from coordinating airstrikes from a concealed position to incursions onto foreign land to eliminate high value targets and objectives without raising suspicion of the foreign government.
The unit uses an extremely wide variety of equipment especially in deniable ops to prevent association with the united states.
Patch is a garden variety shield with a slightly arced top and a bottom ending in a point. On top of it is a Fairbairn-Sykes fighting knife pointing downward and a death's head moth on top of that.
Unit reports directly to whatever organization with a three letter acronym it is assigned, or SOCOM.
I want an armored division made wholly of Soviet - Era armor. T55's, BMP's, shit like that, that's organized similarly to a modern American armored division. Solid logistics and supply. The whole nine yards.
I want a base of operations in eastern Africa and supplies tailored to face-fuck African warlords. Lots of canister shot and shit. All my infantry support would be roided - up killers armed with semi-automatic shotguns loaded with flechette rounds and battle axes. If AIDS vaccines were a thing, they'd be handed out like candy. You know, for victory raping.
We would take money from first world nations to murder Africans to secure mining operations or oil-rich areas or farm land or whatever.
In my current state of intoxication, that shit sounds so fucking fun.