>>23340113 Howdy /k/, my name is Michael Zehaf-Bibeau.
I'm a 32 year old Canadian Cowboy (Wild West Enthusiast). I draw open plains and Indians on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Western games. (Pass the Whiskey)
I train with my lever action every day, this superior weapon can shoot straight through steel because it kicks ass, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my gun license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak American fluently, the Western accent, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about American history and their Constitution, which I follow 100%
When I get my American visa, I am moving to Oklahoma to attend a prestigious Cowboy School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an wrangler for a ranch or a outlaw reenactor!
I own several cowboy outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to America, so I can fit in easier. I keep cool to my elders and seniors and speak English as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Wish me luck in Canada Parliament! ALLAHU AKBAR ALLAHU AKBAR! Whose this guy with the giant golden mace? OH SHI-
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