Same way I was destroying my little brother's shit from across the room 20 years ago. Take the wheels in pic related, yell METEOR STORM! at the top of my lungs, and pitch them at the target.
>play with bionicle all day erry day
>especially like the chick, but I didn't know she was a chick
>few years later find out my favorite bionicle hero was a chick
>my world crashes
>start thinking I'm gay (was 12 at this point)
That led to some pretty messed up teenage experimentation. Fuck, at 13 I was crossdressing and stealing my moms dildo because "I so gay". Told everybody at school that I'm gay and stuff. And it only got worse 'till at 18 I realized that I wasn't actually a fag.
But by then the damage was done and now everybody in my home town knows me as 'the fag'.
Fuck you bionicle.
...Bionicles did this to you?
Remove the tiny grey cylinder thing that holds the main wheel on the back. You know, the wheel that allows you to manipulate the toy. Then drop the cylinder at random on a thick, grey carpet while looking away.
I believe I still have something like that in one of my lego boxes.
remove their kanohi
remove their hearstones
>how would /k/ kill a toa
the same way Lego did, with poor decisions in design and marketing and shitty sales.
glad to see they are back though.
>"glad to see they are back though."
>Google search Bionicle 2015
I am glad to be the bringer of good news
the gears return brother
Say WHAT nigga?
Well, time to play with toys in the basement and
>bringing it back in blind bags now.
Apparently buy every blind bag ever until I have every kanohi.
My childhood will be reborn.
>take forum filled with autistic man-children who miss their toys
>give them too much money and too little sense
I love being an adult, I'm definitely buying Tahu and Gali figures.
but anon, all sets come with their regular masks plus their golden masks.
>tfw I'll finally be able to buy them all at once instead of only getting them for birthdays/christmas as a kid
>all these Bionibros
>not as fucking autistic as /toy/
I fucking love you /k/ I want you all to know that.
>they all have translucent pieces now
well, there goes my AK budget.
>"They are making the new Bionicle sets out of HF pieces because most of the old Bionicle molds are gone."
Well that's depressing.
>Got Gali first
>Found out she's a she
God, how many years ago was that? Ten?
did you even look at the sets? The hero factory system was neat, I played with it a little bit at one of those lego stores and after sometime you start to come up with neat ideas.
Hero factory was just limited by terrible concepts.
I choose to believe he meant open carry, as in he was such a turbo-nerd he wore one of these cases proudly on his belt so he could have his favorite plastic warrior protect him 24/7
Although he did get a little cooler with when they all transformed/upgraded for the first time.
>glad to see they are back though.
Holy fucking shit. The original 6, too. I just stopped following that shit when they did the sidestory-within-a-sidestory-within-a-sidestory-within-a-sidestory bullshit
What did Gali say to the bohrok before killing them?
>Water to meet you
Maybe you'll like this guy, he has a gun for a chest and has more trans-purple.
Fuck Toas, Slizers master race.
Seriously that shit was revolutionary when it came out. Everything they did after that was cashing up on the concept. Bionicle were still cool, but they progressively sucked the creativity out of it. The way they were designed made it so that you couldn't really do anything else than Toas with Toas pieces (especially the Nuva), which was the whole point of Lego.
Fuck I'm nostalgic now.
>I miss his claws
They didn't go anywhere
>E-tool that turns into claws
MY DICK CAN'T HOLD THIS BONER NO MORE.
2006. Nigger that came with it was literally named "Axonn"
That's my one complaint about where Bionicle ended up; too many specialized parts.
Remember these fuckers? REMEMBER THEM?
Also, this guy right here. He's seen some shit.
>all those chilluns shooting their little brothers and sisters and pets in the eye
mmmm yes this thread made my day
>all those delicious tubes and gears
shit son, my cousin had these, my dick was all kind of jelly and the fucker always gave me the inferior red one to play with and never let me use the gear function.
Of course the Metru.
I actually loved Metru Nui, the system of transport, the spires, place was the shit.
Will post my edgemaster Toa in a bit here, just locating the rest of his bits.
>Thought they fought by trying to tear off the others' junk to decide which was male
>Thought they fought by trying to tear off the others' junk to decide which was male
Oh shit I totally forgot.
My childhood is coming back man. I just found one of my first sets. Now I want to cry.
Little punks don't know about the true power.
Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
>You will never again spend an entire Christmas day constructing the Pussy Destroyer
Shit, every single birthday or christmas I had where I got legos, I would immediately sit down at the table after presents and start building. Definitely getting my kids tons of legos (if I ever have some little fuckers of my own blood.)
>half an hour
please tell me this was your first lego ever and you were like 5
pic related, i hope youre too young to know about these
/toy/soldier here again with some more details on the toa
>skull has a feature to eject the mask instead of having to hit it or pry it out
>each toa set includes 2 masks, one normal, one gold, plus a parasite spider skull
>each toa features an adrenaline mode where their weapons turn into means of transport
>these are just the first line, next line going to be the villain and titan sets.
>rumored exo toa
it's all I got fellow /k/ollectors
Always wanted one, never got one.
Also, presenting my rebuilt OC character circa 13 years old or so (I think) and whatever the ungodly mutation on the right is.
>an entire christmass day
This is fucking nothing.
THIS was the only time I actually got mad while constructing. Shit was intricate as fuck.
Zamor lauchers threw plastic balls with the strenght of the whole wrist.
The Cordak Blaster was a motherfucking minigun, and a toa came with two.
The Midak skyblaster was a SPRING IN A TUBE launching also balls.
And THIS >>23505444
Lego made some dangerous stuff, leaving aside stepping on a block
nah not at all. they worked alot better than the rhakshee or whatever the ALIEN lookalike bionicle enmies' mouth-thrower did. could fuck shit up across the room with them unlike the latter.
Come to think of it, I think he rode the mutated thing he is standing beside.
I had always envisioned a matte black toa with a visor kind of like Gali's first helmet for the one I really wanted to go on that guy.
the cordak blaster never worked
looked cool as all fuck but never worked.
my asshole cousin kept shooting me with those, shit could actually hurt.
What in the goddamn fuck?
Like how? How do you go from liking a female character to fucking yourself with your mom's dildo?
Like, what the fuck man?
*jumps off motorcycle and lands squarely behind freinds throwbot*
*disk slowly saws thru neck and freind throwbot falls dea*
Heh, nothin personnel kid.
I had the Dino-rhino, ended up taking the tail off, and swapping his head for one of the Toa ones with the ball joint, and straightening his posture. He made a badass giant Toa. Even put parts on his hands so he could hold weapons. Motherfucker looked badass with Axxon's ace.
I came into this thread just for this
seriously nigger what.
Ah, the thing to the right looks like the combiner
Needless to say, /toy/ has a presence in this thread
OH FUCK MY FUCKING CHILDHOOD IS COMING BACK TO ME AND I'M FUCKING LOSING IT
Anyone else? These were the fucking SHIT!
>Those power cards to scan that made your robot perform differently
>Those fucking upgrades you could buy/equip
>My brother and I rocking it out across the house, shooting each other with the lasers and shit
YOU GUYS I'M GONNA DIE
You'd think that you get used to this sort of shit after years and years of exposure but you just don't. You can't.
There's always the next guy. Like how the fuck do you even end up like that?
The set on the left could be made into the bitchin' motorcycle on the right.
Throwbots ain't got shit on Makuta Antroz.
fuck outta here with your rumble faggots, what do you think this is? Some queer thread?
Post bionicles and technics or git.
>Not /k/ as fuck
>Not a metaphor for arms races and land armor tactics
It's just one of the 2007 shield pieces, but it's based as tits.
The mask was exclusive to that jet-machine set.
>MFW I got that set for $20 last year
Of all my days on the internet, this takes the cake.
Seriously bro. I've seen the worst of bestgore.com, faces of death, /b/ when the gore was actually pretty twisted, I've seen someone's face melt in a car fire, I've seen someone filet another dude's arm, I've seen someone chop another dude's head off in the street. And this shit man.
going to show some love for the threadheads that might be in this thread.
>Cheap plastic wheels that won't keep it stable enough to roll across the room like a boss
>not even 2-piece with a rubber tires that also double as feet, remove rubber and put on an X stick for a badass Mace-weapon
>No swag-assed red/black/silver color scheme, if there is one to begin with
>released in like 2012
>transforms from a flying jet bitch into a smaller bitch on a motorcycle
I wish a nigga would.
how about some love for meele weapons and old school /k/
>those perfectly round butt plates
>giant battle hammer
>that fucking helmet
MY DICK IS SO CONFUSSED
THIS IS PLASTIC
Jesus Christ why are these things so sexy?
>Mfw found the blue one of those fuckers when I was moving
I can't contain it, man.
>mfw reliving the massive summer hype through /k/
>dinosaur with bofor cannons
>wait, what's that in the back
>a fucking aicraft carrier
>mfw I realize the size this thing would have
he's a pretty big guy
what's going on in this thr-
Oh dear god. I am actually physically crying.
i suppose thats what you get for liking gali
Fuckin hell now I need to go home and find these things. I know I've got at least some of the Throwbots posted so far along with damn near every Bionicle and the Mask of Light movie.
I had this cartoon where there was olympics with animals. There was a marathon race between a goat and a cheetah, I preferred the cheetah because wtf is goat gonna do? Get eaten? I was REALLY YOUNG when I saw this.
>didn't know cheetah was a girl
>cheetah and goat are neck and neck
>cheetah and goat fall in love
>make the race a tie
>kid me misunderstood the love stuff
>thought they were just holding hands to help eachother finish the race
>still think the cheetah was a boss after
>realize what was up
I could have become a gay furshit.
>tfw as a kid split his axe into two axes
>have him fight with brutaka (these metal as fuck names tho)
>"you might have stopped me and my single axe, but wait until I go into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE"
I have a problem. Pic related.
Says you it's not popular. The anime has a decent following.
I spent any gift getting opportunity I had and used all my money to get every rumblerobot from when I was 9-11 or 12.
Then my Dad got really mad about something stupid and through them all away. Threw away my legos too for leaving them on the floor (of my closet). It was a rough divorce.
Oh well, I'm getting his 100 year old 97 when he dies (and a shitton else).
It was my first non pokemon anime that I watched the shit out of.
>ITS FUCKING ROBOT ANIMALS AND DINOSAURS FIGHTING N SHIT!
Like, how could any 4th grader not fall in love with that shit?
>>tfw Fiona gave me my first boner
you and me both
>Rumble Robot caused Anon's parents to separate
Don't you see that you were the reason, faggot?
>This smug fucker's face as he is the final straw and your mom is pumping someone else onto his mask
and I never got to have a battle royale with all of them before I lost them.
They were in their toybox when he tossed them too.
this nigger was tough, tripped over something while his sword was on the floor. Shit hit me right in the arm and drew blood, but i got a sick scooby doo band-aid out of it so its all good
>even the toys are fucking dangerous
>Lugnut's face as your father rubs him on your hot neighbor's pussy and he hits her with his FIGHTING level 4 card swiped
>Mfw my first crush was AndrAIa from reboot.
By the way, ask ask your mom if she knows why this guy's called Me Fisto. I'm sure she knows, and so does your Uncle Randy.
Just imagine being you
>Your mom strapped a dildo to this stout fucker and rode him for hours while your dad was away and never did him.
Suck my dick you turboloser. This thing shoots darts bigger than Your dick, six times in a row. It's a Magnum Maverick.
But the deal with Nerf is that they (at least partially) embrace the over-the-top-ness of the idea
It's not about being some faux operator, it's about shooting fucking harmless darts at each other and loving if
>Suck my dick you turboloser. This thing shoots darts bigger than Your dick, six times in a row.
>liking strong women makes you gay
That does make me hard.
>needing more than one well aimed shot
You're already dead.
Did anyone else have the problem where the extra long barrel caused the dart to be less accurate? Had to take the pistol shit of the front, but then it shot great.
It's actually its successor, the Centurion. I must admit that while it looks badass to the max, it shoots like shit. Much more than the Longshot ever did. It has a fucking REVERSE PLUNGER.
Dat Magnus Doe, it's got a Plunger that would scare Mario.
This is what /k/ lives for. Fuck weapons, let's get a bionicle and nerf thread going
Yeah, the Zombo edition.
I actually have more Buzz Bee than I do Nerf brand. Buzz came out with some great bolt actions that I think would make great toys for showing younger shooters the basics before you give them the real thing.
How to weaponize Nerf?
Bionicle, Nerf, Alcohol and Guns. We should dedicate a whole day to it.
Iktf bro, just dug out my tahu mata, dusty as all shit, I owe it to him, a nice good clean the bastard is still holding up perfectly with no signs of age.
>I still have the canister, gold mask and instruction manuals plus catalogs
damn..even the paper isn't breaking from humidity or mold..feels so nostalgic man.
Make it so.
Too dark where I live right now to take a picture with my shitty camera, so I have to use an image from google.
How to weaponize Nerf?
Put a needle in the end of one. One of my friend did that to me in high school. Haven't spoken to him in four years.
>friend did that to me in high school. Haven't spoken to him in four years
So since freshman year, right?
I need actual killing potential. At least as good as a slingshot. Modding is allowed.
It'll be a weekend in January after the release of the new Bionicle and Nerf lines.
>You fuckers better remember this shit come Drunklenerf Day.
I got to /k/ for the first time and this is what I'm greeted with
>be at uni, live off campus w/ brother
>Live next to 'lower-income' neighbors
>They have an annoying passel of shitrats that they kick out of the house whenever they smoke crack for hours at a time, regardless of weather
>I'd feel bad, but kids are horribly rude and ill-behaved
>When my family visited for brother's graduation this summer, little shits kept throwing rocks at me and my grampa when we tended the grill
>crackparents too strung out to give a shit
>later that summer see trans-lime-green Maverick lying out on the lawn
>Sits there with weeds and shit growing around it for weeks
>finally have had enough and wait for crackparents to leave for their dealer
>shitrats are inside, parents are gone
>Hop chainlink fence and snatch that fucker out of the yard
and that's how I stole a Nerf gun from a group of impoverished crackbabies.
[pic related, number of fucks given]
nah anon, it was a dry summer and their back yard is on the north side of the house. Shit sat on a dry bed of grass in the shade.
This thread makes me want to find that flash game they had on the bionicle website and play though it again, the one where you start on the beach and it ends with discovering the bohrok (holy shit I spelled that right). Thanks for the nostalgia /k/.
That nerf game had some awesome looking nerfs innit.
Why do I get the urge to complain about chinese cartoon girls being posted on a chinese cartoon dedicated imageboard?
I even like some chinese cartoons.
>you will never roll into battle across a barren and scorched hellscape with your /k/omrades in haphazard APCs and technicals alongside Zoids with mildly radioactive rebuilt Ukranian hinds providing air support
Kind of a similar principle as a Gatling gun but the rifles are mounted in a ring around the turret and as you crank the wheel it spins and works the bolt, fires, and reloads them from a huge stripper clip/magazine as the empty. I just thought of this in like 10 seconds but I don't know how to draw it.
Thanks, man. I get the tremors so it took a lot of literal pain and concentration. Wish it was better, but do you guys at least get the concept?
I wish I had drawn the mechanism. I could see this working but it seems to be so much expense that anyone with the funds, equipment, and know-how might as well just buy/build a belt fed machine gun. Of course, if I was going for practicality I would never have brought it up.
The right side of my body shakes uncontrollably at random times. Usually as a result of input from an exterior source, anxiety, dehydration, lack of sleep, etc. Oft times it just fucking happens.
Thanks. I pray too, results don't always show right off but I've had enough awesome things start happening since I've started giving it over to the Lord for me to believe something exists.
Man this thread is all over the place, we've got a little of everything. So do I start a new thread for the nugget turret or what?
>tfw all of my friends are people I know through /k/
>tfw 90% of them have cut me out of their lives because I am cancer and burn bridges like gasoline
It's good to know I'll always have /k/ and Jesus. Thanks guys.
I never got to play with this stuff or have friends.
>mfw this thread is the closest thing to playing Legos with other kids, I'll ever experience.
O my god you fucker
Archive this thread mods. Pleas this shit needs to live on.