Guys I'm a genius. I archived the last thread so if I die people will know what happened. Here's my last update:
>went into the kitchen
>turned lights on
>saw reflection in the window
>gasped with the force of a thousand suns
>heart skipped a beat
>dropped to knee, fists up
"Fuck, I'm an idiot."
>make my rounds
>doors still locked
>going up the stairs to check on wifey
>hear doorknob rattle once
"Fuck, I'm not good at ignoring shit."
If the house is secure, alter your perception of it. It's no longer a spoopy woods monster, it's your asshole roommate you evicted and he wants back in. Ignore him, crack open a cold one, and post FAMAS.
Probably nothing to worry about.
Gonna repost my question from last thread:
Okay serious question here, I don't wanna sound like a dick or anything but how much of this spoopy skinwalker stuff can you really take for fact on here? How much of this is real and what isn't?
I mentioned this in the last thread. If you're a noguns, and aren't pulling our chain, electricity is your best bet as an actual weapon. I've been stabbed in a fight, and ended up fracturing his skull. This spoop might be a bit tougher than I. But electricity will definitely do some damage, even without your clips.
it's too late OP, there's a skeleton inside you
I would check on your wife if she's up. Be aware if she acts differently or is saying the same things or phrases over and over. Have you been anywhere out of the ordinary lately or handled/took possession of something? You might have seen a spirit in the reflection
Wasn't trying to freak you out too much but personally I know I leave my window unlatched because it's 2nd floor on a hill so someone would need like a 45ft ladder. When it comes to these things though I have no clue what they are capable of.
Wait wait wait
Spirit in the reflection?
Repeating phrases? They don't just stock up on new ones after walking around in that person's skin?
Also, do they kill and take their fucking skin or do they fucking shapeshift?
See if you can hear whispers that sound like people you know, or who are present in the house. They repeat themselves the phrases of what they have heard. They themselves shapeshift to become like those in your group. Beware.
>make it apparent that it is unwelcome
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
Let the faggot know you aren't fucking around OP
Alternatively, take your nugget, hook up two jumper cables to it. One to the barrel, the other to the receiver, the other sides to the battery, behold the beautiful creation you will see.
blue eyes glow red in bright light. haven't you ever seen a coyote or something in your headlights?
just a methhead m8. this is why you shouldn't let your wife have your nuts in her purse. enjoy getting murdilated by a meth addict because you didn't bring a handgun with you
anon you must be very careful, and listen very carefully. what you are dealing with will remember you. It will always be able to find you. And there must be reasoning for it acting like this. You have to remember if you did anything out of the ordinary recently. Went anywhere, did anything. What kind of area do you live in? Also, a bit odd. But did you get a view of the colour of it's teeth?
So at least if my wife walks up to me repeating "anon, anon, anon." because it's the only thing she's said, I'll know to stab whatever is infront of me and that there's a chance that my wife is still alive
Nah. What I'm saying is, you gotta watch out for weirdness about her. More than likely she'll be her good ole lib self. Or if you are facing her, and hear the voice elsewhere, consider that skin walker detected.
>blue eyes glow red in bright light
oh yeah, that's the reason that everytime my father looks into the sun, his eyes glow red
Can't recall doing anything out of the ordinary. What do you have in mind? I live in the country. I didn't get the tooth color
" There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."
maybe someone who did go somewhere strange or take possession of something strange hid in your shed and the skinwalker wants to get in and take his skin, and he was trying to open your door to ask you for the keys to your shed.
in the dark namefagget.... in the dark. didn't think we needed kid gloves here, but then again you've already lost that ole mancard.
>Dogs with white coats and blue eyes can give off a red-eye effect in dark settings. The red-eye look is due to blood vessels in the eyes that reflect when exposed to light.
OP, if at some point you and your wife are cornered by it and face your last moments together, look over to her with a tender look in your eyes, and whisper
"This is why we needed guns, libtard."
Then he could've operated hard and camped out in some random dudes house until he got all of the dialog he needed, then walked up to my door and asked to borrow my tractor
It could have been anything from you being innawoods one day, and leaving trash, or if you had taken something you had found, that it "possessed." These "supernatural" things as you call them, aren't irrational. They don't prey on humans because they are hungry, or looking for fun. In the same sense angering a "demon" would bring upon, what is comically referred to as "courtship." Basically, depending on what you pissed off, and to what extent, determines if you deal with it for the rest of your life, the next 10 minutes... or both. I offer this advice: Do not provoke it. Do not mock it. Do NOT engage it. Keep your doors and windows locked. Stay with your wife, and it would be best not to inform her. If she isn't aware of whats going on now, that's no accident. And the most important thing of all, do not hate it. Though they are not the most understanding, it will be reasonable if you made a mistake, and may just scare you a little bit. And don't go outside until 8AM at least. Good luck anon, you will be fine. Unless you make more mistakes.
Oh jesus this place again. Look im just trying to get at those sweet new hedge clippers you got, can you just walk out there and let me borrow them? Fucking 4chan giving us a bad rep. I am not a robot.
There are no resources that I am aware of. White ash is bullshit. The creature you're dealing with will die to flying lead, physically. And if you manage to kill it, you wont be remembered. However, I advise against such actions. I am free to answer a few questions, to the best of my ability. However, I've never personally met one, so this is all secondhand.
Nigger rig your crossbow to be rapid firing multi-shot babby-seeking scary black salt crossbow.
Also, see if you can't call a friend with guns or your brother to show up and be the cavalry for you, since I can't.
yeah, OP, call the police
put some raw meat in your shed or garage or some shit, lure the spook in there, trap it, and then call the cops
say there's a crack fiend trying to steal from you
If it enters your home, treat him cruelly and without mercy. Be the aggressor, break limbs. If you managed to incapacitate it, go get a car battery. Electricity will dispatch it without room for err.
Psh, they'll be here drug testing me before they go looking for this thing
This actually made me laugh, thanks.
Archived threat link at the top of this thread
>save knife picture
>reverse image seach
>7 3/4" blade
>full tang w/ steel quillions
>textured G10 handles
The only downside to that knife is that blade thickness, and the associated weight, but the hollow grind, finger choil and fuller could offset that somewhat.
What are you're opinions as far as that knife is concerned?
honestly OP, I wouldn't worry about it.
BTW your pool is nice
Never actually thought I'd see this many New Yorkers in one thread
I might have to ask you to if this doesnt blow over by morning
Human origin, no. The stories of trading their soul for the ability to shapeshift is a half truth. They thought they were selling their soul, but it was being taken. The idea of white ash, and other substances that are meant to deal with the paranormal, are just a way to sell more books. Most find it humorous.
I am not aware of any online sources. Primary sources, ones more versed on the subject than myself, are the best way. They can be tricky to find, and over the internet you'll never know a source of knowledge from some man making things up as he goes. I fear I will not be able to tell you how to find these sources. It's dangerous. However, the more curious you are, the larger the arrow over your head grows.
Old pic of the spine
if i survive the night
YOUR SHIT SPOOPED ME OP! But no really, I hit return on the /k/omedy thread still laughing and BAM fucking skinwalker bullshit RIGHT IN MY FACE. Dude my heart skipped a beat thanks a lot OP, I'm going to get my nugget this shit is not funny.
These creatures are foreign to me, so I do not know a whole lot about them in specific terms. All I know of them, is what we are all bound to. I've been told that many of the creatures have varying colours of teeth, which is why I inquired about them earlier. And from that, I only know that green tinted teeth are supposedly the least reasonable.
How can something that has no clothes or fur survive in the harsh north winter? None of this ghost story makes sense.
Creature being shot by 54r repeatedly and walking away. We live in a world bound by laws of nature and physics, there is no way around this.
I'm not opposed to learning more about it. I pursue the unknown, and things like this alot. I just happen to be a gun nut as well.
>I seek to understand what I do not know.
>My personal experience supports they do in fact exist.
>I will find out, Mars in Scorpio - Conjunct Pluto.
>Born to nugget. The /k/ube will aid me in my search of martial and other wisdom.
Guys, I think we're missing the most important part here. What if OP IS the skinwalker, trying to lure other New York /k/ommandos to his lair, to have a Christmas feast with his skinwalker buddies?
Conventional weapons will have effect. 10-15 rounds of .308 would probably suffice. However, I wouldn't expect to see it die. As stated earlier, weaponizing electricity, 20 coulombs would not only immobilize the creature and cause uncontrollable muscle contraction, but it would also effectively blow out the heart and the brain of the creature. I would recommend this over firearms.
This is making me wonder, what parts of Burgerland are home to skinwalkers and wendigoes? As far as I know there's nothing down here in Florida. Instead we have gators, sawgrass, Disney, and the occasional swampbilly.
There is no such thing. Notice how any and all questions regarding science are ignored.
This is a group fag circle jerk and we're all being trolled.
>Stories of a creature eating 3 shots of 54r and walking away
>story of mag dumps and them not dying
>the fact that it is freezing in the location of op and these creatures have no clothes or fur
It's a con job.
If you ignore it, it will go away. It's sizing you up right now whether you're a threat or not, OP. IF YOU MAKE IT THINK YOU ARE A THREAT, IT WILL END YOUR GODDAMN LIFE IN AN INSTANT.
Probably nothing to worry about.
A man I was once acquainted with explained what it took to kill them. It has been a few decades since I've seen him, so I figure he met his match. Quite tragic, a good man. One of the few to earn my trust. but I digress. He told me that the kill that took the least amount of shots, he dumped 5 rounds into center mass. I upscaled to 10-15, because it's best to be safe.
He could always try to get it shoot up some heroin
Where they come from... I'll put it like this. Platos cubicle. You're on the inside. He's from outside of it. Humans are limited to thinking inside the cubicle that is their brain. What is the world as you know it, is much different than how it is seen from others. I'm sure there are some outside of my cubicle as well.
I regret that I do not know the answer to your second question, I apologize.
Who makes that knife and where can I get one?
This whole thread has my vs meter maxed, all of this is too convenient and illogical to me.
If you're searching this info out and you say that that draws an arrow over you, then how is it you've never met one and aren't dead?
Would you consider any one of the stories of men being afraid of them as someone meeting one of these creatures? I choose my words carefully, and say what I mean. Take this as you will.
For the most part I don't buy into the skinwalker stuff, but frankly I've seen and read about enough weird crap to make me consider the possibility. Don't discount things just because they don't fit into your stunningly narrow worldview.
whoops let's not accidentally have some fun, /k/ids. Its like telling scary campfire stories or discussing SHTF. We know it isn't real but its fun to pretend.
When it got me I grabbed my pistol off my desk and caught myself before I ND'd into my $1200 desktop that's sitting behind my monitor...
This thread has me sufficiently spooked. I'm going to start sleeping with my nugget.
who the fuck is this turbo-euphoria faggot that thinks he's an internet badass?
Whatever, I have a better chance of being killed in a walmart parking lot by osama bin laden wielding an israeli flag on Christmas morning than encountering, a whatever these alleged organic terminators, are supposed to be.
By the way, it's Plato's cave, not cubicle, ffs man...
>It is ok. It was just the camera. Don't worry about it.
There's 7 of them..
OP, you must livestream his fight to the death with them in the open. Give your fellow /k/ommandos a video to rally around, they shall bring war to the skinwalkers.
You will never be forgotten, OP.
I agree with you. You're more likely to win the lottery. Also, platos cave, cubicle, box. Whatever you want to call it. The point being made is that you can only really understand what is in your cave, or your cubicle. Like i believe it was Einstein who had his version of Schrodinger cat, but with dynamite. I'm sure you can understand that.
How do so many people fall for the .gif when it's so blatantly there?
Time to sound like I'm fucking suicidal.
For those of you who know my current situation with guns and everything, what should I carry if I were to go out there? I have no funs at the moment, so there's nothing to load up my vest with, and shit like that.
>Kitchen knife on a stick, for extra reach?
>A couple (3-4) knives in various places on your body, for accessibility.
>Something heavy and solid, for dem dere blunt force blows
You could try firing shots off with your crossbow from inside your house, before going out? You might score a few hits and injure them?
Alternatively, if you have a gas bottle lying around, wheel it out, throw it at them (if its light enough), trying to blow up it from a distance?
Op don't go out. From what I've heard these things can't even be killed by groups of men with guns let alone one anon with a cross bow. You're best option is to stay inside, stay awake and try to find holy to ward it off with ie. Crucifix, Rosery etc.
Jesus, call someone to bring you guns before you go out. At the very least multiple sheath knives at various draw points. I like to mount my main sheath knife upside down on my left shoulder for fairly quick draw.
>ITT: Some naked meth addict was in OP's yard and roleplayers are making him think it was a supernatural entity
>>24062835 I don't want to sound like a religious nut but if skinwalkers are some sort of demon then they should be effected if you were to say the Lord's Prayer though if you aren't very religious and its a powerful demon you might just make it madder. If it gets in your house and you run out of options just yell an our father at it and see what happens
I wish /x/ would stay home. Also, there's no need for two threads on the front page.
Anyway, why would you be a huge pussy and not get your guns. If you think there's a fucking demon running about, you should nut up and get your fucking guns. Then you go on the offensive, and kill that motherfucker. Also, stream that shit so there's actual proof of the paranormal, and that you're not just chasing after a redneck on a meth binge.
i hope for your sake its a tranny methhead.
but its probably not, and it wants to eat you and your wife. maybe it knew your wife was going to convince you to move your guns somewhere else and waited?
Service plan shut off
Won't do me any good unless I make it back
This is basically what it's come down to, what WOULD I need?
Stuff at my disposal, not guns, and I understand multiple knives
Got a great solution for you OP, got a chainsaw?
WAIT FOR BLACKUP
get the numbers of a couple NY anons and have them come help you and bring funs
you gone die if you go out there alone, and your wife wont be long for this world either
OP, during all of this time you should have been planning. You have told us no plan so far. If you're about to zerg rush an unknown enemy, who probably knows you better than you know it, you're gonna be a dead slav. You gotta think Mcguyver + Ash. Do you have a chainsaw?
>OP dies on Christmas
Just ask Mikhail to watch over you, then take your lawnmower and run over its face. Because Kalashnikov always wanted to make a lawnmower and I'm sure he would like to see you put it to good use.
Not a working one
Okay Mr. Tacticool, what if I told you that my brother is on vacation, I don't have a key to his house, and I don't feel like being eaten on the way to my car.
Nigga I ain't seeing alien looking motherfuckers
Better if its a wendigo, then op only needs some fire to gank it. Doubt op has any white ash or silver to ice a skinwalker
Cops won't come around, too many fuckin hicks blowing off their shotguns and cooking meth. They're not worried about a naked guy running around
It's raining. Will that fuck with it a bit?
If I were you, OP, I'd shelter in place and get some blackup.
If all these stories are even half true you're beyond fucked if you leave the house.
Stay alert and keep your warface on
how non-working is your chainsaw? theres not much to them, id see if you could get it to work.
tell the cops you think that someone is trying to break into your house, call it in on the emergency line.
I lent it to my cousin who then broke it, took it apart, then did a half-assed job at putting it back together.
I don't go to the ground, I'm no pussy.
>cover and concealment
>hearing a /k/ommando whimpering to himself "I fucking hate the rain, why the fuck couldn't they do this when it wasn't dark out? God damn fucking jews and their conspiracies"
>Kommando kills a skinwalker with a chainsaw
I want to hear about this when I wake up tomorow.
Also if you do get it down cut its head off and burn the body
Fuck, I don't know yet
Yes, fire can be made
I would love both of those things
No gasoline without going out
I have a very very very small amount of Smirnoff
they certainly couldnt hurt. have you tried to contact any nearby kommandos? as long as it didnt kill them on the way in they could bring some guns.
>not stuffing/mounting the head over your fireplace
at least youve got .380...
thankfully my wasr and mossberg are both loaded and withing a few feet of me too.
I'm out of nugget ammo and my AKM and shotgun are at my Dad's place so all I've got is .380, fuck. I'm going to fucking see if walmart has nugget ammo in the morning even though I'm probably getting a spam can for christmas.
dude, im so far from fat its not even funny. 5'11" 140ish lbs. im a skinny bastard.
Went downstairs, nothing moved, nothing out of place, doors locked, slight scratching *just* below one of the windows
What the FUCK
"I'm a faggot."
scratching noise or actual scratches on the inside of your house?
if its the latter you need to inform your wife and call the fucking police asap and ready your knife/xbow/sharp stick
>>24063221 describe the scratching is it like a dull nail scratching like a dog pawing at the bathroom door when you close him out or like an intentional clawing like a cat clawing your couch?
I doubt it's supernatural, but I do think it's real.
You've obviously got some angry meth addict trying to fuck you up because it knows it can get away with it in the kind of place you live and is toying with you.
Although come to think of it, that isn't too different from the lore.
If it was the latter, I would've been fucking upstairs with my wife immediately.
It was outside and RIGHT below the window, like somebody was scratching the frame. I didn't even look outside
OP, you need to wake up your libtard wife like, 5 minutes ago and let her in on what's going on and get her just as scared shitless as you are. Tell her you think it's a meth head trying to break in.
At the very least, it means you're gonna be getting your guns back.
Spooky as fuck. But do you really believe its a demon? I mean comeon, it may be scary as shit, thats why youd believe its a demon, but odds are its just some meth head fucking with you. Do you live in the middle of nowhere? How far are your closest neighbors, and has anothing strange been happening to them?
Got gasoline and Styrofoam?
Use that or cintronella oil and powdered sugar
Make home made napalm and burn anything that oppose's you
I saw something, I don't know what, but it could very well be a demon. Pretty secluded area, no neighbors for a ways, I don't talk to the farmers
Oh okay, I'll just dip my silver bullets in white ash then put it in my fun that I DONT HAVE
I just saw a flash of light through a solid curtain, what the fuck
a weapon of last resort. If I had to fight a skinwalker, I'd sure as hell burn him, myself and everything in a twenty meter radius if I knew i was gonna die (for the luz).
But in all seriousness, it should be used if he can spot the thing outside, and since he aint going outside I see your point
agreed, depending on whether you are far out enough innawoods for bears to be seen and/or exist in, tell the cops you fear you might have had a bear trying to get into your place. If not say it was a person.
this right here. play time is ogre if that thing finally decides to come through a window and hate fuck you. besides, you might get on the news and then we can see how much of a faggot you look like,.
but it would sound less insane and less likely you get charged with misuse of the 911 if OP said he wasn't able to tell if it was a person or an animal (since let's be honest he can't). Then describe it in as much detail as possible.
whelp, we're fucked guys.
Skinwalkers know written language and can apparently use a computer.
It's official, everyone you've ever known and loved is a skinwalker.
Okay I know you want to be the big strong man but this is not a situation you deal with on your own. Step one - call cops. Step two - inform wife. Step three - stay in a single room until cops are there.
Treat it like you would any other home invasion situation, you idiot.
Well we do all have skin..and walk...
if it comes for you inside. it may be best to make sure your wife doesn't suffer, like. if you know it's coming to get you and this is it.
They're really smart, from everything previously stated.
Also if you're too big an idiot to call the cops keep an eye/ear on it. If you don't know where it is, you're fucked.