I fucked up guys. I really did. I'll tell story if people are interested in hearing, but get something to hold on to, because this is gonna be embarrassing.
Last week, I was babysitting my autistic brother. He's 22, and has the mentality of an 11 year old. He's also a furry. Now look, I love my little brother to death, but furries are where I draw the line. My mother unexpectedly came to my house with my brother and two of his furry friends and said "It's an emergency, I need you to watch them. Furanon and Furanon 2's parents know they're with Broanon here at your place, so if they call, please answer?" I humored her because I owe her a lot for being a shitty kid, so I accepted the duty of babysitting the faggots.
The furfags were in my backyard throwing dirt and dryhumping each other, and my neighbor called the cops when one of the fuckwits pulled his cock out. I understood, but then he started making fun of my brother. I don't take that shit lightly, because even though he's a retard, he's family. I went off on her, and she's hated me since (she already did because of a previous incident, but I'll save that for later).
Anyways, today, I was exceptionally angry for reasons which I won't explain. So when I walked outside to go to my car for something I left in it, CCing my 1911 and all, the bitch walked up to me and yelled at me about controlling my brother. I yelled back at her for being a cunt, and she shoved me, and I fucking lost it.
I screamed at her "OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABOUT I GET RID OF ONE FOR YOU?" I drew my pistol and she screamed, and I stepped towards her porch where her daughter and cat were sitting. I aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped. The cat went all over the porch, and the mom and daughter screamed and ran in the house. When I realized what I did, I flipped the fuck out and ran back inside. It's been two hours and no police have come, but I'm scared shitless. What the fuck do I do??????
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
I was about to make one of these threads because I genuinely did something retarded and I'm going to hijack OP's thread because why not.
> Grandfather passes away.
> Leaves my father the house along with huge amount of rural land in country.
> Few months later finally drive out, bring my guns.
> Take my mosin out to shoot.
> forgot targets.
> Dig through my grandfather's old dusty garage for shit to shoot.
> Find a pile of 4 old rusty nitrogen tanks.
> Let the gas out of one and shoot it for awhile.
> Great fun.
> Shoot them full of holes.
> forget to take the gas out of the last one.
> Shoot it, it takes like 15 shots to puncture it.
> Finally hit the flat surface on the bottom.
> watch it fly higher than the house.
> It does a corkscrew and double back towards me.
> tactically shit my pants.
> it fly's a few feet to the side of me and impacts the garage.
I've looked death in the face today comrades.
Beat yourself up over being such a sack of shit that you can't handle things directly, and instead, have to execute a poor animal for non-justified reasons that DIDN'T EVEN BELONG TO THE EVIL BITCH.
You just "got back" at someone who wasn't involved (two someone's actually)
Go cry in a corner and take whatever punishment you get.
Yup, pics or it didn't happen. I'm skeptical.
I mean, you really mag dumped a cat? If you have that bad of a temper, and go off mag dumping living things that did you no harm...I think, maybe...you and guns are a bad combo.
I wish this was a joke. I'm terrified of the thought of going to jail. Should I call a lawyer? Should I call my neighbor and apologize? I'm looking out my living room window and the porch is still covered in blood, and some of the people in my neighborhood are walking around wondering what the fuck was going on. WHAT DO I DO
The cat attacked you.
It was a trained attack sleeper agent cat.
This is a self defense issue.
The cat posed a threat to your life, well being and freedoms.
The cat was a communist and was named Chairman Meow.
You did this for America with a 1911, the most American thing possible a civilian patriot can do.
God bless your soul OP.
Okay, I seriously doubt this is true but wth, I'll play along.
Here's what you do anon..walk over there, apoligize and let them know your behavior is in no way a reflection of all gun owners but rather, you're just a huge dumbass. Then sell your guns.
As illegal and as retarded as that is, the bitch assaulted you because your brother was actually retarded and was living a retarded but happy and fulfilling life with his retarded friends.
Bitch had no right to fuck with you just because your brother exercised his sexual freedoms.
1) Sell your guns. All of them. Now. Or give them to a close friend.
2) Surrender to the police with the offending firearm disassembled and in a box.
3) Accept your fate.
Seriously, you must. Get psych counseling or something if you don't get jail time, or a felony.
SPOILER ALERT OP:
[spoiler]You're brother's not the only one with autism[/spoiler]
What this dude said. Get rid of your guns to a trusted friend or family member ASAP.
That being said, I still don't believe OP. This is the first thing I'd do if I did something stupid enough to warrant having my firearms taken from me.
>OP shoots cats
>One anon is asking the age of an underage girl
>Another anon shot nitrogen tanks and almost got fucktupled
>furblasting parties ?
What in the fuck is wrong with all of you?
That an average thread really. I think it would be more traumatizing for a younger girl vs a teenager.
Do you know what the hell a furblasting party is? That shits in my search history now and I still have no clue
IF, and only IF OP isn't lying, I hope he gets what's coming to him. This is almost certainly a troll, but I just have the nagging feeling that this is too retarded to make up. Regardless, go shove a barrel cactus straight up your ass, OP, you're an asshole.
>I aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped
You were assaulted
You missed the shots on her, and shot her cat instead.
Perfect case of self defense and terrible aim.
Call the cops on her and report the incident in your favour.
Then I forgot to mention, HE SHOT A CAT SITIING NEXT TO A FUCKING CHILD!
THAT MAKES THIS SITUATION A WHOLE LOT BETTER!
>OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABOUT I GET RID OF ONE FOR YOU?
>Sir what did you do after you self defended yourself against the woman by shooting the cat?
>Uhhh, I went inside
>Then I went to the weapons board on a pakistani prostitution textbook and asked them what to do
I assumed we are either going:
>full Balkan on furries
>Alabama tier coyote "hunt" with jerky
Knowing /k/, all three.
>mfw it works
>mommy gets dragged out of the house, child screaming and crying behind her
Good for you OP, she verbally and physically assaulted you, as well as verbally assaulting your poor retard brother, you drew your weapon in defense of your own life and the lives of your retard brother and his retardant friends, it sounds to me like the shooting cat was an accident, that is assuming anyone shows up to ask.
what in the everloving fuck are you doing with a gun you retarded shit
No need to call a lawyer. Cops, detectives, and investigators are all bro tier, I recommend just telling them exactly what happened and answering all their questions and you should be golden. A lawyer will just Jew you out of thousands of dollars and act like he's helping you when he's not.
I decimated an entire farm of animals in a fit of sleep walking induced rage and apologized to everyone and they let me off with a speeding ticket. We became shooting buddies after.
No need for lawyers.
You should make sure you have the name and number of a damn good lawyer, but I don't know if you need to contact one just yet, what ever you do DO NOT APOLOGIZE that just puts you in the place of being wrong, which you weren't, you were defending your retard brother and your self, but if the police do come, simply tell them you want a lawyer, and then say no more, they are not going to care what your side of the story is so do not bother giving it.
Pic related, anon if you must flee the time is now
Imma guess its a troll but if its not:
1.)Eat a bullet, people who kill animals just out of spite, especially friendly ones deserve to die
2.)Your brother is an abominable subhuman, you should have used the bullets on the problems in your yard
3.)Enjoy Tyrone's dick
> aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped
> The cat went all over the porch
I highly doubt it, he 1: went harshly and fled or 2: has been arrested. Because a reply with a news article was captioned "police are (keyword) "looking" for a man that shot a cat."
Right liberal shill, because we own guns we must be ebil old racist white dudes, right?
>"LOL some anonymous guy (who totally wasn't me) on an anonymous website full of fake stories and bullshit posts made up a really believable story about shooting a cat and the cops not arriving though it's been 2 hours, i MUST screencap this IMMEDIATELY and share it with all of my friends!!11"
>Now autists of the future will know.
OP is an asshole. And he is going to jail. He did that to my cat in front of my little girl, he'd be dead already. Fucking felony brandishment on a little fucking girl, flat-out murder of a family pet....
If OP is a troll, he's a good one.
I really, really like this image. Answer me this my good man: may I post it on reddit, kind sir?
>You did this for America with a 1911, the most American thing possible a civilian patriot can do.
>God bless your soul OP.
More importantly, God bless America.
>giving normies our maymays
Dont even think about it
Is it me or are there a bunch of family animal killing assholes on /k/? Have fun being pic related you bunch of sadists.
Yes, if a neighbor came out brandishing a weapon and shot my cat that was lying next to my daughter, you would have about 3 seconds before 10 rounds of 40 through his brain. I would tell the cops he killed the cat, and then said "I'm going to shoot your little girl too" and that would have been the end of it. My wife would be to devastated to do or say anything but sob.
My cat has killed more cats than anyone in this thread. He added another last night, I found the body this morning. His total is 12 now,4 this year alone. Im gonna keep him inside from now on
>gta 5 came out this week
>been playing it and enjoying the zaniness
>see this thread
>forget for a moment I'm in the real world and think to myself this is kind of ducked up even for Rockstar
I can already tell this is going to be legend
If this is real, I can't wait until it hits the news
You have severe anger and impulse control issues and do not belong in society. People like you should not be allowed to own firearms. Good thing the multitude of felonies you committed (assault, animal cruelty, reckless discharge of a firearm, possible attempted murder, just at a glance) will ensure that.