see no k humor thread
make k humor thread
Humor thread anon. HUMOR thread.
Not rage thread, because that just made me really fucking angry.
The single fact that this comic is in that shitty 8yo meme style is what makes it a piece of shit. If any other artist (Like Willis) had drawn that it would have been funny. But because it's Reddit trash I'm just more pissed off.
you know this is not from there originally right?
watch it while listening to
I've actually bought guns from a gun and ice cream shop...
> that feel when somebody reposts your cap but you can't prove its yours
somehow it makes me happy that I'm not the only one
anyone have a screencap of a thread a few months back on the thread about a SWAT proof house? the thread turned into how to basically torture SWAT teams while they clear a house or building
Had a dealing with was The Fudd the other day.
My godfather and I went to his shooting club, they were apparently having a swap meet and lunch that day. After buying a 40mm ammo can for cheap as fuck (still kicking myself for not buying them all as they were in great shape).
We go to the rifle range and start plugging away, me with my 10/22 and him with his .30-30.
After shooting for a bit I notice a truck pull up behind us on the line, didn't think anything of it because its a range, everyone has a truck. We go cold to service our targets, the guy comes out. Teeth fucked up, lumbering old guy. My god father notes that his .30-30 is shooting low and he can't get the cap off the turret. So I grab my leatherman, and start twisting (all his guns were his father in laws who failed to maintain them in the least) the entire turret comes off the scope body.
This old guy goes, "Oh, no worry, I have a scope for you." He goes and pulls out an old Tasco. "15 bucks and its yours, I was selling it for 20 but you can have it for 15." My godfather buys it, goes to put his .30-30 away and pull out the M1 Garand.
As my god father is swapping rifles at his truck, the guy turns to me and says. "My right nut is this big" While holding his hand in a fist "And is hard as a rock"
He goes back to his truck, and comes back with a scope for a .22 becuase I was bitching about a cheap one I had on my 10/22 I got when I was drunk. Wrong bases on it, and I had no interest in the thing.
The crash is pretty cool, but what gets me is that fucking sick flip he does off the front of the car hood
i cant find the comp of them but ill post what ive got of the singles. 1/13
13/13 This is the last one i got before i had to go and the thread 404d before i got back. not sure if drawfag did more or not. hope it gets finished eventually.
So, I could buy a gun, and get an ice cream. Leave the store, turn around, go back in and buy a holster, and get a free ice cream, leave, come back, buy ammo and get a free ice cream and so on and so forth?
>sir please stop
>he's not stopping
>oh lord what do we do
>sir stop please or I shall have to use strong language
>oh if only there were some tool to use that would stop this nigg... No...no Geoffrey you aren't racist.
>this darker epidermal individual is subject to his rights and freedom of expression
>we must welcome them as equals in our utopian monitored society
>sir please cease it is your right as an individual and citizen to not act this way so sir please
>oh good lord he's not stopping...
>god made wizards and god made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal
Aw, man. I was hoping for "so the enemy can't determine rank from a distance and cap officers," instead of a practical reason.
>Also, anyone got that thing about Nazi pizza?
>I made a follow-up to it which I'll totally post, but I lost the greentext that precedes it.
It's an SF command base for one of the 3 regions of Iraq under the Combined Joint Task Force - Arabian Peninsula. All SF compounds are no hat no salute zones, because fuck that big army nonsense.
Rad. Thanks for checking in. I look forward to the new pages.
at least the french cop who was shot during Charlie Hebdo did shoot the terrorists and was hit by a bullet before the terros went to execute him.
And yet, they call the french "surrender monkeys".
Anglos. Not even once.
As a gun-owning Canadian, this makes me very ashamed of our connections to the crown.
How did THEY once rule the damned world? Jesus fucking christ. And I live in Loyalist country, too. So much for that.
THERE IS A GOD
I remember seeing this on bb a while back.
Honest question, the fuck are the guys in Japan or furries thinking when they make weeaboo fursuit lolis XVI: revelations?
Is it fetishizing the appearance or equipment or is there some nip furry out there who is the most devout follower of the /k/ube?
You know it's good given it's Slav shit with that many fire extinguishers on it.
I guess I'm honor-bound to post my rarest pepe.
lol almost missed the reference. I'm trying to contribute but my /k/ humor is all mixed in with all manners of random shit i've laughed at and saved. I'm having to sort through to find /k/ relevant stuff.
Throwback to the day when memes used to be called demotivational posters
I really need to sort my /k/ humor out just for these threads
>Meanwhile, in Syria...
Am I showing my age with these posts? I feel fucking old looking at some of these.
I think her argument was that magic users would be asked to solve everyone else's problems. Because for some unexplained reason, technology is obviously inferior to magic.
I mean, what's their analog to computers? Or do they just enslave house elves to do all their long and tedious calculations? And if muggles users can't create magic, why can't they use magical artifacts? Issue them with some enchanted pendant to counter minor spells and charmed bullets to bypass any plot device stopping normal ones.
I've been trying to find a quote from her about the issue, but I'm having trouble. I DID however find a logical explanation as to why a gun will win over a wand. Basically, it all comes down to who can react faster. The wizard has to speak their spell, but the gun is point and click. Simply put, a SEAL team would steamroll Hogwarts castle with sniper fire because firearms are entirely mechanical and therefore cannot be affected by the magic. Most of the heavy hitters on the wizard side would be dead before they knew what the fuck was going on.
While ignoring your most likely very interesting and informative link... from reading part of the series and watching the movies it seems they're basically technology illiterate. Which was fine because they were beyond technology. HOWEVER. It seems with the modern age they are getting surpassed.
So in the recent future they become the backwoods idiots technology does what magic does but better....
...fuck that sounds like a crazy book. Would read.
irl friends with a drawfag, will see if i can convince him to do this
should be easy since those are two of his favorite things
I just realized that I was nogunz a year ago and now I have all 3.
>I think her argument was that magic users would be asked to solve everyone else's problems
That's what Hagrid said to Harry, but I'm guessing that a groundskeeper explaining it to a child wouldn't go deeply into the politics of it.
It reminds me of british military thinking between the wars. They were teaching their NCOs that Brits are superior because they can act under pressure and improvise whereas Germans can only act according to their plans and when plans didnt work they were helpless.
Campaign in Africa showed the complete opposite
some /k/omrade dumped some kek re-enactment pics yesterday, wanna see more?
Have my T-72's highly sexual gunner seat in return
i actually just got one recently, my used to be balls looked like they were necrotic for about 3 weeks but after the surgical glue was all gone and everything healed it looks kind of cute now. i wanted to keep them because i wanted to eat them and see what they tasted like but unfortunately they were kept in some sort of preservative liquid so i didnt get to do that, ended up just throwing them away. it makes me happy to think that some landfill has the last remnants of manhood i eve had in them, right where they belong. my bf thinks the whole testicle in a landfill thing is just creepy.
i actually mix bitch scent in with my gf's body wash, lotion, and perfume. we both really like beast so its a huge turn on. i cant notice much of a difference at all in how she smells but not only is our dog just constantly trying to mount her but i notice when we go on walks other dogs are super interested in her too.
my girlfriend is trans, but i do enjoy tying her up and sticking things in her ass. she stays in chastity so no playing with her little dicklet. she has taken our dog before, they sleep together in their kennel sometimes. its really cute.
Yes, it's a Luger, although I have no idea if it's genuine or not, or if that paint could be safely removed with completely fucking the gun.
>Britbong here and no one I know has guns
I know that feel, brother. ;_;
Yep. Royal Marines are crazy fuckers anyway. This was just normal behaviour to them.
So... no judgement, because I believe anyone should fuck anyone they want to.
But is there a really vocal few trannies on /k/? Or is like, 40% of male /k/ fucking the other 40% of male /k/, leaving a minority of 20% straight dudes and female /k/?
Cause it seems like you can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting someone who previously had balls.