what is the most underrated army in the world and why it's the indian one?
I have to assume this a is a troll thread, if only because even Indians aren't ignorant enough to think that their military isn't a sad joke, plagued by corruption, incompetence and the profound lack of physical prowess, intelligence and bravery that typifies south Asians.
>calling WHO/UNICEF studies memes
As expected of a designated street shitter.
I don't think you can really put a number on how many Indians a Pakistani or Chinese commando is worth, since Indian soldiers are intrinsically worthless cowards and will dump their weapon and uniform if Indian is ever stupid enough to try to take on one of its neighbors again.
The whole country looks like Detroit
They're aren't many things the Indian military does right, but I love those helmets.
Fought China once during a serious border incident and got crushed. The chinks withdrew back to pre war positions afterward because they are pussies and didn't want to widen the incident.
POO IN LOO
I wonder if their MREs are just Cowshit
Why do you keep asking people this, retard? Your country is pretty much the worst shithole in the world, there is no place that someone could be from that would allow you to feel superior to them.
No, this is assmad foreigners.
I wonder how much better /k/ would be if it were US IP addresses only. Hell, I'd settle for nationality flags like infinite /k/. It's hilarious to watch people with an Australian or Argentinian flag spew BS about weapons you know they don't own.
>A country of over a billion people is so unironically insecure and threatened by Pakistan they have to post self-affirming images on an anime imageboard
This is the second reason nobody takes you seriously, India.
Everyone makes fun of Indian shitting in the streets and using their finger to wipe their asses. But you all forget that this is brilliant Indian military strategy. Being a permaslum shithole, makes India less likely to be targeted for invasion.
First, it gives the impression that there's nothing to take from there (bags of shit everywhere).
Secondly, as soon as enemy soldiers enter India they become nauseous due to the putrid smell floating in the air.
Thirdly, enemy soldiers stationed too long in India will contract all kind of diseases (cannot drink the water, cannot bath in the rivers, germs everywhere...).
the launch of your own combat rifle pretty much sums up your armies classification.
That being said, you are still above paki, because theyre still working on even having an army.
But the burning question that is on EVERYONE'S mind.
This is what your sf should look like.
Also, please stop out sources IT jobs, I am very tired of processing your accents. Other than India is cool
hey this is roger posting from my thinkpad Edge e530c.
first of all, OP, great question and i totally understand your question/answer/question of the indian army. sikhs are cool and carry knives in their butts according to some guys i know and indians are hardworkers, lunch tiffan kind of people, you have to respect that. also it must be tough to wear those hats in hot weather, i'd give them a strong butt pat for not downsizing it like YOU KNOW WHO with those little tiny hats and long side burns (no offense)
however the correct answer to your question ("who is the most underrated army???) is a modest little country that i like to call the United States of America. perhaps you havent been there. well let me tell you america is a reflection of its people, like michael jordan or michael jackson or ronald reagan or of course the world super bowl champions new england patriots (soccer sucks, no offense)
namely: we are so good that everyone else gets really embarassed and ashamed of being so bad and disorganized, so they go on the internet and say bad stuff about us. did you know for instance that we have enough nukes to blow the world up literally ten million times. did you know we own the moon. did you know we invented stealth. did you know we invented tanks. probably not
but honestly it doesn't matter. we're so much better than everyone else because we have one thing no one else does. here in america, we actually SUPPORT THE TROOPS (except obama)(pic related). america is the #1 nation and it's not even close at supporting the troops through bumper stickers and magnets and ribbons and flags that you roll up in your window, other countries like germany are literally afraid of their own flag and supporting their army because last time they did that well "it didn't really work out" lol
so in conclusion, my hairs getting white, my neck's always been red, my collar's still blue, america is the #1
my understanding of the lenovo/IBM merger is that the thinkpad is the only laptop certified for use on the international space station so obviously there was some american ingenuity in there somewhere. i imagine the chinese are just involved to make the plastic parts from old shoes or something but i have to confess the only business i really understand is how to make money the old fashioned way by just being really awesome and having people pay me to hear what i think about stuff (that's why you're lucky im' on here this is known as pro bono)
>certified for use on the international space station so obviously there was some american ingenuity in there somewhere
I'm not disputing your statement but the arrogance does make my eyes roll.
>Indian army has no consistency
Much like their shit that covers the streets
you do know that india gives 0 fk about their own people right? they are willing to kill the people that they were suppose to protect just to end the mission to get to do something that will let them climb the rank ladder
Hey, I'm a Bong living in Britain yet I own several funs and completely agree with the 2A.
Not every Euro is a lefty and not every Burger is freedom-loving.
You're right Suresh. there is nothing wrong with shitting in the open. That's why India has no problems with sanitation or diseases/parasites that have been wiped out in developed western nations. Why I bet you've never even seen somebody suffering from an ailment which could have been easily prevented with the use of soap.
Keep telling yourself your a world power or anything more than a literal shit hole country ranjeep.
>what is the most underrated army in the world and why it's the indian one?
Because most people don't know that the sikhs control the Indian military and are actually pretty badass.
Because it was designed for high altitude, mountainous warfare first and foremost.
Apache AH-64E were purchased for ground attack.
You fags might as well just ask for it.
What are gun laws like in India?
>MFW they should be a progun culture so they can kill of their insane population numbers.
>not using sloped armor
As long as you help Christians against the Muzzie menace when the next crusades happen, I will appreciate the Indian military
Man, I had a Pakistani friend who told me that when he visited his relatives there he was just shooting whatever the hell he wanted from their backyard.
This was back in high school and being Canadians we all thought he was the Fucking coolest kid for having shot an FA AK.
>expensive and heavily restricted
>indian women have to settle for a 1000 dollar .32 S&W Webley clone, "Nirbheek", made in titanium, put together by an arms factory who don't know what they're doing
They couldn't have made a basic, dirt-simple .32ACP blowback pistol (better performance than .32 S&W which is meek and uncommon), like I don't know, just fucking copying one of the old Spanish Ruby pistols, or the Colt 1903, or whatever, the concept for the Nirbheek is so fucking bizarre and dumb, the Webley is dated and complex in comparison to a blowback pistol.
They seriously would be better served by buying shotguns and Tokarev clones from Khyber Pass, same level of quality but at such a fucking discount.
I feel fucking sorry for Indian women, if they aren't raped to death by savage freaks with iron poles, their wallets get raped for a supremely subpar product to prevent the aforementioned scenario, I mean, 1000 dollars is an extremely high amount of money for the average Indian, how the fuck are they expecting anyone to afford this?
I wouldn't be even slightly as mad if the thing wasn't such a terribly made piece of shit, I would rather Hi-Point do a charity program for arming Indian women.
I'm guessing they have legislation preventing arms imports into civilian hands. What a shame, India's a big market, although being so poor, Norinco and hi-points are probably all they can realistically afford.
Pretty much this,
let this be a lesson to never allow the government monopoly/exclusivity over gun production and sales
I will say it didn't use to be as bad as it was until the 1987 reforms occurred in which everything was centralized including gun-laws and registration - you can thank the pinkos and religious extremists for this.
Yeah but again, just copying something like pic related, using STEEL instead of needlessly fucking expensive titanium (for no foreseeable gain), and using a somewhat better cartridge than .32 S&W, I think it would go a lot fucking longer.
you would think with a poor shit population they would've made at least homemade guns or some kind of gun smith makeshift.
The pinoys do it.
This being India, I think they probably just thought .32sw was all women could handle.
>tfw last weekend I saw this girl in her early 20s shooting a .500sw revolver and handling it like a champ
Stepping up to .32ACP would give somewhat more power, while being available for cheaper and allowing you to make a much cheaper weapon by making a blowback pistol instead of a TITANIUM REVOLVER
>Reminder that India is the country that sucks so bad that they couldn't copy slavshit without making it shittier.