How do I get my hands on a pyrotechnically initiated rubber projectile firing weapon in the US of A?
The real question is why you don't own a Guardian Pro V2 yet?
> You did good, son. I know you have never shot a supersoaker filled with jizz at someone before, but there's a first time for everything.
> You can be sure that the old weeoooweeooo-jizz-in-the-eye trick will make sure that the perp stands perfectly still, faces you at 5-10 feet, and immediately falls down with no resistance for the five seconds it takes for the squad car and your boss to arrive on-scene simultaneously.
> Thank god for the Guardian-Pro, protecting us from unarmed, middle-aged out of shape white guys, the major criminal demographic and scourge of society.
The best part is that includes an integrated camera to record the exact moment that the guy would realisticly be ripping he shitty nerf gat out of the mall-cops hands and shoving it up his ass. In high-def, no less.
And so have I.
> Keks saved
>Britbong/Cankek/Ausfailian self defence
This is the best new meme.
Here I fixed for you.
>yfw pepper spray is super-illegal in Australia
Anyway, to actually answer the thread... I'd go with a Taser C2.
Fuck I wish these were legal.
As retarded as this is, it does raise a valid question.
Why don't we mount cameras on more guns?
It should be easy to make one the size of a flashlight that you can mount onto a picatinny rail.
It'd definitely help you in court.
>tasers are illegal under the Racial Discrimination Act
make your own.
Syrup here. HD wise, we can just use a gun. And unless you live in a real shitty area, out and about you can just illegally CC or OC/CC your blade of choice.
>Come on, man, I know it's fun to make fun of us, but we're not Aussie tier.
>"he wanted to fight but as soon as i went level 2 he bolted"
>"Are cops caring that thing around?"
>"NO SIR, THIS IS ONLY FOR SECURITY PROFESSIONALS, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE ELITE."
Check out their new prototype model, it's set to come out some time in the next few years.
It produces an array of blinding flashing lights and ear splitting sounds to stun targets without harming them.
Mace hurts like a motherfucker, but its over rated. I've had to do the OC course 3 times, if somebody REALLY wants to kick your ass its just going to piss them off and make them more violent.
>a crazed dindu on PCP artificial adrenalin, meth, and bullshark testosterone bursts into my house
>OGGITY BOOGITY IMMAH EAT THAT FACE CRACKA FOOL!
>luckily I have my guardian pro 8 pistol
>WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO and strobing lights burst into his face startling him
>he halts uncertainly, THE POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED
>i pull the trigger...
>it dispenses a soothing cup of chamomile tea with cream and sugar
>im sorry for startling you friend, lets sit down and talk about our differences
>he accepts the cup of tea gratefully
>the police arive to find a large black man and a skinny white man both hugging and crying
>the dindu, having rethought his life decisions completes med school and goes on to open a socialized, safe zoned, glueten free, red meat free, free abortions childrens clinic.
>THANKS FOR SAVING ANOTHER POOR MISUNDERSTOOD MARGINALIZED MINORITY PERSONS LIFE GUARDIAN 8!!!
Yeah, we tested it when i took the course, total nueral/muscular disruption. Guy was wearing 3 sweaters, 2 cammie blouses, his desert jacket, his goretex jacket, and his MOP suit top.
Most pain ive ever been in.
Its like time stops, your entire body clenches at once as hard as it physically can, you feel the voltage flickering through you, it hurts more than anything ever. You cant scream, you cant even thrash around. You cant even think of getting away, much less attempt to. For 5 seconds all conscious thought and motor control is obliterated and replaced with 100% pure terror and pain in a 50/50 mix.
Then after a century goes by your 5 seconds are up and all you can think of is doing whatever the fuck you have to in order to never expierience that ever again.
I've never understood this either, British Police wear body cams and in some cases head cams and helmet cams.
Theres been quite a few cases where some tree hugging wine sipping bisexual communist has screamed "BRUTALITY" only to be presented with a POV shot of them spitting in a Police Officers face
(Spitting in someone's face is considered assault here and you may react in the appropriate way ie stoving their head in)
Probably because youd just get the same footage that a body cam would. Remember its evidence, not a holly wood production. Doesnt have to be HD and it doesnt have to be a "weapons eye view."
But yeah, I used to wear one. Really saved me a lot of trouble actually. Some shit head kid would throw down, I'd wrap him up and call his folks (juvenile case, gotta call the parents(
Hed all be "I dinnit do nuffin mama, them mean ol cops was opressin and abusin me, they settin me up" and they threaten a lawsuit because we brutalized thier little (17 year old 6 foot 2 200 pound) baby.
Kids sniffling and looking pathetic and victimized in court, jury is sympathising with him. Que video of him catching an officer with a haymaker and us detaining him, pulling a knife and a bag of drugs out of his pocket, the gun out of his waist band, and a bottle of vodka out of his backpack. And then store video of him shoplifting the vodka. And then police station footage of him punching the jailer.
All sympathy gone, parents are acting shocked like they had no idea they failed at raising children, hes looking scared shitless. And he gets off with community service and counseling cuz hes a minor, atleast until he commits another offence after he turns 18 and we can try him as an adult. And he'll still get off because his records got expunged on his birthday so its technically his first offence.
But eventually he'll get caught enough for us to put him away. Or kill/maim/cripple somebody.
It sucks but hey, I still have a job and theres no lawsuit.
I just had an excellent idea for a less lethal weapon, /k/.
You know those electronic airsoft guns with the insane rates of fire? Well, they also make 6mm bb's that fit in them that are paint balls. Why not have ones filled with capsaicin? that's a shit ton of dakka.