I've been having real troubles with someone I live with (stole a very expensive watch, pretty sure tried to poison my Malinois, etc.) and need to fuck with them without them knowing who did it. Ideally I would fuck up their car or do something that will just make their life suck.
He has wronged many people in the past and we live with 5 other guys so I have a lot of ways to craft plausible deniability.
So, how would my /k/ommandos go about subversive action
Sugar/flour/sand/whatever in the gas tank.
Let air out of the tires.
Take a screwdriver to the panels.
If you can get the hood open, drain some of the coolant, mix in some gasoline or white gas.
Cut a bunch of hoses or wires or whatever.
JB Weld in the door locks.
Maybe you are just a retard who asks the internet how to do illegal things and loses expensive things and forgets to feed his dog and then posts the obscure dog breed on the internet and expects people to know its a dog and not some type of flower.
Put his car up on cinder blocks
Cut open his tires
Pour in cement.
Profit...for Exxon when he gets .5 miles to the gallon.
Also soak news paper in gasoline, wad it up and throw it at his car. It will kill his paint (or set it ob fire)
Kill his pets
Only thing is I cant prove it (in a court worthy sense) an even my other roommates hate the fucker but due to certain circumstances we cant kick him out just yet.
The guy is probably mentally unstable too so I need a way to get just not know what the fuck is happening anymore and move out on his own. We already tried to get him to leave peacefully but it was a no go.
And lets be honest, anyone who is on /k/ has probably brainstormed subversive action techniques before.
Get up under the car's good area. Find the wire going to the good latch. Pop it and open the hood. Dump a gallon of bleach in the engine. It will blow the engine when he tries to drive it. Or, get under the car and drop all the oil in to a container. Put the drain plug back in. Pull off the oil filter if you can see it. The engine will be blown. Engines are quite fragile.
This is some petty juvenile delinquent trash tier shit.
You're on a weapons board. That's not how we roll.
Deal with your shit like a man OP. Move out or get the group to move him out.
Jeez no kidding, if you live with the guy you have a cracker's wet dream--physical access to the device.
>no I don't mean white people since OP is probably too dumb to know the difference between a hacker and a cracker
Fucking with a mans car:
-buy brake fluid, buy a mc donalds cup or similar and fill it with brake fluid. Tilt the cup and pierce the cup with a knife , like shotgunning a beer but more several holes . Place the cup if the top of the car is will slowly leak out and ooze on the car, no one will remove it or expect foul play. Brake fluid instantly eats the shit out of paint , i mean down to bare metal. Place several cups one on hood , one on top.
-buy jb weld or strong marine epoxy, (epoxy if door handles are plastic , jb if old metal), buy straight razors. Epoxy them to the door handles.
-go to a dog park , grab shit bags out of the shit cans, smear apply to handles and wipers and windows
-long term: buy JB weld. Weld all the lugnuts of the tires to the rotor. Eventally this bitch will need a new tire, he'll never know it was u, it will be months later.
-porcilan cracks the shit out of glass, front and rear windshields are expensive.
-switch one license plate on the vehicle with someone else , it flags police quick
-if you know hes going out of state, past check points , hide dope in his car, perferably in preciption bottles with his name on them
Precautions: wear latex gloves, sunglasses and a baseball cap "when at work", when buying supplies pay cash and buy out of town/ city. When throwing away receipts , packaging and supplies , do so out of town at a fast food resturant (food/drink destroys evidence in the trash). Make sure the parking area doesnt have CCTV. Dont carry a GPS enabled device : such as a phone to your buy area, disposal area, or "work area"
Wearing the hat and glasses makes you less recognizable by witnesses and cctv. Wipe down everything AFTER putting on gloves and BEFORE "working" / heading out.
When hes asleep
Grab his keys, go to walmart or similar and copy his keys.
Now you can either set up for a bigger prank or tag the keys with a license plate and address and leave in a bad neiboorhood.
The risk is that a good samaritan will turn them in.
stick a screw into their tire so that when they drive, itll be forced into the tire. itll probably just cause a slow leak that will force them to pull over and swap out their spare, or get roadside assistance and waste a ton of time and money