>>27789140 Bought an M1 garand when I was 20 for around 800 (I think, it was a while back) and enjoy the fuck out of it. I start enjoyin my pings and BLAP BLAP BLAPS inna woods every weekend I had the gun. >not greentexting BTW But when I got home and put the gun away my dog would act funny. He was always restless and never liked being in my room alone. This is funny because this isn't the first gun I've owned that's surplus. Whenever I went to bed I had nothing but nightmares, whenever I was in the same room as the M1 I felt like I was being watched by something. Shit was creepy yo, so I took the M1 to another house temporarily to see if it produced results. Lo and behold I can sleep again and more importantly, my little partner in crime could rest at ease. So I made he decision, guns are tools. They can be replaced, best friends can't. I took it to a guy I knew at a pawn shop and asked him if he wanted to buy an M1 for cheap cuz MUH GHOSTS. He didn't believe me so I went to my friend. He didn't think I was serious either. Finally sold it on CL and put the money towards my current AR with the cash. No regrets man, ain't no faggot ghost fucking with my dog. Pic related from around the time. Always lookin stoned for some reason.
I know this is a joke thread, but when I bought my t53 some 4 years ago, my friends were always complaining about hearing voices in my house when no one else was in there. One day when I came home my house was oddly filled with a light mist that disappeared after a minute. Super weird. Went and shot the damn thing and wouldnt you know it all that went away.
>>27791408 No offense...but your a scared little pussy ass bitch least you could have done is learn some German and jap maybe Korean and try to see what's wrong with them why they are attached to the gun...maybe it was a dead American you must not support our troops you unpatriotic nigger
>>27788158 Story time! Not a gun, but still /k/-related.
>Be my mom >Growing up in Richmond (south London) in the 60s-70 >Family lived for a time in an old Victorian row-house. >Shitty as fuck, barely furnished and without heating, which makes for super fun winters
>The kicker was that the house was weird in a way nobody could explain >Family had a lot of bad luck living there >Cups/plates would fall off of shelves, my uncle was mistaken for somebody else and beat up in the street in front of the house, etc.
>The eeriest occurrence happened to my mom while she was sleeping in the attic one hot summer night >Woke up with a start, attic is really fucking cold >Bloodcurdling sense of dread >Look to the foot of the bed to see a dark, 7ft.-tall apparition standing there >paralyzedwithfear.exe >Stare it down while reciting the Lord's Prayer in her head >Apparition fades during 2nd recitation >And that was the end of that.
My mother is one of the least religious people I know, so the fact she was reciting the Lord's Prayer is some serious shit IMO.
>Fast-forward to a few months ago >Mom and I are looking at one of those interactive maps of London that shows you where bombs fell and planes crashed in the Battle of Britain >It's pretty neat >We decide to look at places where the family lived to see if any cool shit happened in the neighborhood >Eventually look at the street in Richmond >Find out that a Dornier Do 17 crashed into a row-house two doors down from where my mom lived >No survivors
>>27793322 >no offense none taken. Its a long story but ill sum it up with this. I believe all hauntings are just demons masquerading as "trapped souls" for whatever reason. I mean come the fuck on, if *I* was dead I'd fuck off. Fuck this gay ass earth. Thats like sayin I died masturbating on 4chan so I'mma just haunt the person unfortunate enough to own my keyboard or whatever. That's gay as fuck man. What possible reason would I have to stick around on 4chan of all places when I'm dead.
>>27793635 I got a call within fifteen minutes of the posting. This was 5(ish) years ago.
>>27793947 what a dick >>27794152 hey, I wish I could make the feeling of being watched go away. Makes masturbating a LOT easier. I don't even like it when my dog looks at me fapping or fucking. Worth it, no regrets.
>>27788158 No shit, I've got a haunted Yugo SKS. The Fucker rattles in the damn safe and no one can shoot it except for me because whenever someone else tries to shoot it the darn thing stovepipes. I cant get pics at the moment but it has a crudely carved Serb crest in the stock. And the barrel is shot to shit but it is accurate as fugg. I guess the bullets are guided by the grace of god or the poor Serb soldier attached to it. I don't want to sound edgy but when I was younger I was dealing with some shit with a girl and I attempted suicide with that SKS. I loaded around and pulled the trigger and got click instead of bang. I think the ghost saved me or I just have a weak spring somewhere. Anyway, that's my story.
>>27796746 The cat always stayed in the same room with the rifle and slept by it too. I really don't believe in ghosts tho but this may have changed my mind. Pic is of my sks, the crest is not visible because it's on the other side.
>>27796862 I have some rifle grenades that will fit it I just can't get my hands on any blanks. If I ever do I'll see how accurate they are. You know what they say about Serb artillery. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaEWJVWiWMQ&index=34&list=PLiLGjxzAiB-60n-PBkvF7mw5yY7Dl1f73
>>27796955 Not a night went by that I got a good nights rest. Every dream I remembered was a bad dream or a nightmare. Soon as that rifle was removed from the house the bad dreams went away. Shitty too, I wanted to own an M1 but not at the cost of my sanity.
>>27797238 I fell asleep with my 1937 War Used/Postwar refurbished 91/30. Had a dream of old man with balding and white marx tier beard making charcoal innawoods using log cut fumes and water and such to like move the burnt wood while it was cooling down in like a vat that drained the water while the sitting charcoal wa to be mush by mashing it with a stick. Woke up with the smell of charcoal next to my rifle. Found out charcoal is a herbal tier consumable antioxidant for livestock in Slav land. Antioxidants are an activator for gunpowder. I ended up learning shit by sleeping with my rifle.
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