Do you keep hidden guns in your home? Care to share locations/ideas? Here's my Beretta 92S in my bathroom for tactical shower operating.
>Do you keep hidden guns in your home?
why do you feel the need to do this ?
maybe moving to a safer neighborhood is a better idea
otherwise my uncle did that a lonnnng time ago in some sleepy southern town but he had plenty of good reasons to keep several guns readily available thruout the house
Don't see a reason NOT to. Don't have kids, don't need to worry about child access to the gun. Don't live in a super ghetto but it's not the nicest place either. And it's a beater Beretta that I got for $250. Really the bathroom is the only time I'm basically unarmed when I'm taking a shower, why not keep a beater gun in there just in case?
I keep a glock 17 in the drawer underneath my sink along with 2 extra mags in a vacuum sealed bag to keep any moisture out and keep it underneath a bunch of toilet paper. You should clean, oil, and vacuum seal your Beretta as well to keep rust away from your precious fun anon.
Everyone keeps bitching about rust, but it's been there for a year now and it doesn't look any different than it did when I put it there. It had some surface rust when I got it which I removed, then I oiled it up, shot it to confirm it worked, and then loaded it and left it there and it hasn't rusted at all. I check it and take it to the range every few months...no issues.
Homies, you don't even know what I do to stay prepared.
Tested it last time I took it out to the range, can tear it open in less than 5 seconds with my bare hands and have a round chambered and ready to drop any criminal scum that happens to break in while I'm in the bathroom. Add another 5 or so seconds if I need to get out of the shower quickly and dry my hands and throw on a pair of boxers first before tearing the bag open and lock n' load.
No, but soaking wet I'm betting I could get them on quick if I chose, quick enough not to affect my reaction time to said criminal scum breaking in at least. Sorry if don't want to defend myself dick and balls hanging out, so no I'd say the opposite of redneck porn.
>can tear it open in less than 5 seconds
I think you're missing the point
you in the shower won't hear anything and won't see anything until said scumbag opens the BA door or steps in BA
you won't have 5 seconds to tear open bag if you're lucky you will have 1-2 seconds to grab the gun while you're standing in the shower
My bathroom is pretty close to my kitchen and living room so I think I would hear if criminal scum shattered a window or broke down the door to get in, even if I was in the shower. I'm betting less than 10 seconds is all I'd need to be in kebab removal mode and that's at the most, so I feel pretty secure.
I know Americans hate bidets, but why don't Americans use bum guns?
I have a Hi Point in my shitter.
Important things don't rust. Everything else works fine. Rust is just oxidation. Just spray that shit and you'll be aight. Gun ain't gotta look purdy to shoot Tyrone before he shower sodomizes you.
But for real though. I've always wondered why we don't rise our assholes in America. I grew up with bum guns in Thailand, and when I came back to America, my asshole has never been as clean as I was a kid in a third world country.
I never thought of getting a bidet attachment on my toilet until 10 years after (although this sort of attachment is apparently fairly new being a few years on the market). I would recommend anyone to get this, a bum gun, or if you have money the fancy hi tech japanese style ones. >>27798137 especially since you're renovating your bathroom anyway.
Fuck a separate bidet unit though.
You know what, I bet if someone made a 1911 shaped hand held bidet, fud would by the shit up
Thats gay as fuck bro.
For what purpose?
Sadly I would probobly die in a cookie monster apocalypse. I will work to rectify this situation.
that's the most /k/ thing I've heard all day, you just keep a hipoint in your toilet?
Jokes about that being where hipoints belong aside, you're pretty paranoid man
I have a firearm in every room of the house. Every. Room. This includes every closet. They're all hidden, most require contraptions to open, etc.
Not paranoid but prepared. When the niggas invade, I ain't gettin' my boy pussy laid.
who would've thought to look in a console. where I live dindus culturally enrich any car that has an NRA sticker or any of the stupid fucking gun culture autism like "iPack" [silhouette of glock] or "we dont call 911 hurrr" [silhouette of 1911"