Ivan, MRE shits, dead cats, forest fires, you know the drill.
A нy, чики-бpики и в дaмки!
I went on a bit of a /k/ hiatus after this thread, what ever happened with it? I know he was thinking about giving /k/ommandoes a sick discount if he couldn't get them taken back.
If I remember correctly, some PETAfags were pissed at him for some reason or another. And him, being the psychopathic badass he is decided he'd show them a thing or two about property rights.
>a thing or two about property rights.
Couldn't he be charged with animal cruelty? I would love to start a Chihuahua "labor camp" in my backyard as long as I don't get raided by the ASPCA.
I would apologize for the shitty crop, but I was on mobile and I can't be bothered.
Nothing cruel took place though.Just a humane disposal of an apparently unwanted animal.
Horse is dead before it hit the ground, honestly getting a bullet through the brain like that wouldn't be a bad way to go. Dead before you knew what hit you.
He's stupid for killing a young horse for no reason other than to prove a point, no one is disagreeing with you there.
However it is his property and he can do whatever he likes with it. All animals are property, even your cats and dogs and you can do (with limits) anything you want with them. There are laws to protect them from abuse but you can choose whether they live or die.
So you're saying I can buy dogs and kill them in my backyard as long as it's humane? Don't lie to me anon I'm seriously thinking about making a business venture based on chihuahuas.
Depends on your jurisdiction and burying corpses in your backyard may require certain zoning due to pollution of ground water etc.
But yes you can buy dogs and kill them humanely.
Animals are property.
So, what you're telling me, is that I can shoot my fish?
It matters to me, in my eyes killing something for reasons that are not population control, meat/hide/whatever farming, or if it's a pest, is kind of a dick move. Not particularly a huge deal, kinda like stealing someone's parking space, not really important in small numbers of occurrence, but a dick move none the less.
as pointed out a billion times, we fought NK, not SK where almost all Koreans in the US come from.
same goes for Vietnam.
also this thread has the exactly same couple of fake stories that get always posted in "humor" threads.
>And so, we went to war
This is my favorite meme now
Well, it's tied with pic related...
Ain't no party, like a Kalashnikov party!
Why do we always fire into the air at weddings, funerals, for fun, 4th of July?
Why are we so fat?
Why are we so afraid of showing nipples?
Why are you such a retard?
Some questions will never be answered I guess.
I made it 2 years ago after posting in an IDF thread and komrade saying it remained him of pic related, which I see as an all time classic.
And >>27803758 posted the second one before me.
Hope you guys will appreciate my effort into this and the totally original idea.
Yea, but I'm lazy and do things slowly.
Nice digits. Perhaps it hurts to watch because it wasn't quick? It seems like the horse is still kicking around, but that might just be spasms? Forgive my ignorance. Also poor horse, he didndu nuthin'
Trump is the classical fascist candidate. Build up a big hate-boner in the populace against a minority group, especially if they're seen as a "foreigner" group, so they ignore the totalitarian intent of the candidate to basically destroy the democratic system.
No you fucking retard, those are mostly inhabited by different ethnicities for centuries. Let's say I cut a mexico in half, in 50 years do you really think the two side will be made up by two diffrent ethnicities. NO, it wont, and that is what happened to korea
>implying best and worst korea are still ethnically the same by now
>implying a shit ton of the SW US is ethnically seperated from mexico somehow
>calling others retards
atleast you tried.
You DO realize that many states were formely Mexican lands we took by force?
So your whole argument implodes when it comes to keeping Mexicans out because of ethnical differences?
I don't think you do, but feel free to contradict yourself more.
For the most part, they are. They're even used in studies on the effects of long-term malnutrition and propaganda on the human body and psyche, specifically because they were one ethnicity only 70 or so years ago.
A reminder for the IDF image poster.
>destroying /k/ edition
They wont be the same after trump builds an actual wall instead of the 13 foot rust fence we have now.
>>27805650 No America bought that land when Santa Anna needed money after starting a dick waving contest regarding America letting Texas join the union and losing quite badly after escalating it to the point of war and you lost Texas yourselves before that. Mexico is never going to get it's territory back, Aztlan is a myth and Mexico got fucked by its corrupt leaders who tried to go toe to toe with America 200 yaers ago. Trying to change it now is just going to fuck everything up worse than it is. Besides most the bad shit coming in from mexico doesnt originate in mexico, looking at you central America and Columbia.
Then why are you here? Also, pretty sure that pic related happened.
to remind people that these stories are fake and you are the cancer that is pasting the same 10 pics over and over and over and over.
post something that hasn't been in literally every humor thread in written history.
FUCKING SEA-PEOPLE! STOP WRECKING OUR NATIONS! IT'S BEEN FUCKING THREE THOUSAND YEEEAAAAAAAAAAARS!
I'm starting to get worried. Who else is polling well that has a shot at either winning the primary or beating the dems. We need a GOP president to place supreme court justices or we're going to get keked out of the 2nd by some old faggot in a robe.
>Two days into red phase
>Toes on line (evening accountability)
>About .0000000005 minutes before DS is scheduled to take accountability
>Look down, there's a fucking random feather in the killzone
>Nudge my bunkmate and point at it, we both have the same idea at the same time
>Drop down to our stomachs and blow at the feather
>Just as we start, DS walks into the room
>Nobody calls at ease, all we hear is "godFUCKINGdammit" and a door slam
>Get chewed out for a bit, forget about the whole thing
>Much later, at graduation, DS pulls me and bunkmate aside
>"Soldiers, I've been a DS for almost my full term and that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I had to leave the room because I was going to break up and lose my military bearing."
>MFW I broke my DS
>At the nightfire shoot
>Tracers eventually start brushfire at the dusty cunt of a base known as Ft Sill
>DS: "Soldiers! Shoot the fire! Shoot the fucking fire! Shoot it out!"
>Everyone on the line starts magdumping at the fire
>Brushfire gets bigger and we start other brushfires
>"Oh shit Soldiers, DS just remembered he has an appointment across base. If the MPs come, DS was never here!"
>Learning how to take down and clean weapons
>Somebody isn't following along
>"Soldier! Why the fuck aren't you cleaning your weapon?!"
>"I already know how to Drill Sergeant!'
>"Oh shit, you're one of the high speed motherfuckers with an AR15 at home, huh?"
>"No, Drill Sergeant!"
>"How the fuck do you already know how to break down your weapon then soldier?!"
>"My girlfriend at home has one Drill Sergeant!"
>DS loses his military bearing, can't stop laughing, kid does about a hundred 8-count pushups
>Throughout basic, kid has a second nametape on his rifle that says "Suzies cutiepie" on it
Remember that the Primary isn't the same as the General election. Polling well because crazy doesn't automatically mean victory amongst the GOP faithful. Hillary is polling well too, but Bernie has better informal poll numbers because populist candidates may not be represented as well.
Okay, let me predicate this by saying that this kid totally had this coming to him, he always used footpowder on almost every inch of his body and left it all over the latrine floor. Now I'm just going to tell what I saw from my view, because I don't know exactly how my platoonmates pulled this off
>Be first day of quals
>First iteration, getting comfy
>Range is declared hot
>Look to my right just in time to see a huge burst of powder come out of footpowder kids barrel
>DS looks down at kid, "The fuck dude? Did a mummy get freaky with your weapon?"
>Gear issue 2004, Parris Island
>DI's push grandmas away, throwing whatever at whoever recruits were infront of him.
>Got two mismatched, right footed, wrong size boots.
>Survive three days with wrong boots, feet adapting to size.
>March at a right angle, hazed because of it.
>At night, broke dick dropped 4 times back because broke dick.
>Firewatch at 1am, too much of a pussy to steal from niggers or jock-pogs.
>Try on broke dicks boots, they fit.
>Hand sanitizer my name off my boots, copy his onto my wrong boots. Do the same with his boots.
>Internally cum when feet are comfortable.
>Get on line, get dress, go, go, go.
>Recruit Blanton goes to put on his boots>
>Loud yelping from other end of the squad bay as he struggles to get on boots.
>Kill hat, Drill Hat, proceed to ass fuck him with their voices.
>I'm literally crying holding in the hilarity.
>Broke dick ends up getting dropped again the next day.
Got a short Basic story
>CEFTX, Ft Leonard Wood
>Pvt Texis, platoon fuck up. Total idiot. Actually from California
>Gets us again smoked for some shit, forget what
>Decided it would be funny to tie him up and leave him in front of DS hooch
>Texis agrees to this, so we figure what the hell, we get a laugh, it'll be worth the push ups
>Drop him off, knock on the door and run
>DS pokes his head out, sees Texis, yells "thanks for the gift, fuckheads" and drags him into the hooch
>We don't see him for 3 days
The DSs hung him on the wall of the hooch like a hunting trophy. They'd let him down every 4 hours to piss and eat, then tied him up and hung him up again
>Actually counted them
>Maybe he set aside the ones to actually keep
I remember not thinking anything really strange about the butt out. I got one as a Christmas present in high school because my uncle and I were PHs and it was so damn handy to have. Weird how your life can differ so much from others that some aspect you never even thought about is freaky laugh inducing shit.
>being so fucking new that you don't know who desu is
>12 year old dick
I'm getting to old to be amused by this
To be honest it made some sense in the presentation they gave for it.
>non lethal private security
You can't really use a fiddy cal beagle on a drunk dude at a game.
Although anyone using it for self defense at home suring an invasion etc deserves to get fucking shot
I get that people doing stupid shit with firearms can be funny, but it seems like someone dumb enough to smack their face with a pistol is also dumb enough to then wave it around at people behind the firing line. Makes me cringe a bit.
I've seen a fair bit of dislike towards /mlp/ from here.
Don't recall the exact thread, but one not long ago on this board had someone go along the line of thought /pol/ and /mlp/ was /k/'s ally. And boy did it get some diagreement thrown at.
So I guess its a pretty mixed bag, really.
Some people hate them. Others are indifferent. And some are welcoming, and probably visit them too.
Fuck you Batman, nobody likes you; you are a terrible person.
ITT Spiderman and Spiderman villain Weapons
That doesn't really matter, though. My dad fought in Korea, hated all Asians because of it.
>tfw one day he told me: you can fuck whoever you want, shit some of those black women can make their pussies eat corn out of your hand, but if you Ernst being a Fucking Korean into my home again so help me God I will end you. I brought you into this world and I can damn sure take you out of it.
>tfw I was in the second grade and had brought my Korean friend over. After she left we had this conversation.
Not him, but going to the Middle East made me really really dislike Middle Eastern people. I just assume they all want to sell me bootleg copies of Good Burger or they serve food with their bare hands.
If I were a truck driver towing a tank, rocket, or some other ridiculous cargo, I would pull shit like this all the time.
>Pull up to Walmart
>ICBM on back of truck
>Fuck safety, I want my Twinkies
So a day ago I went to go try to find that thread in my pics, but couldn't before I had to leave work, then never bothered to check this thread again. But, if you happen to still be around, I came across the dremeling pic today, still haven't found the thread cap.
Looks like a horse drawn cart
What the hell?
>federal escorts because 9/11
>literally hermetically sealed in truck for security
>ask for twinkies over secured radio comms
>get told to check overhead storage
>family pak box inside
>independence day edition - red/white/blue colored with frosting stars and stripes
When DS walks into the room, your bunk/ area should be motherfucking spotless. Two maggots saw a feather between their designated areas, and decided to have a mini-blow-war over whose side it would end up on. DS walks in, sees what the fuck is occurring, and looses his military composure because it was unexpected and funny, and had to leave the room.
DS tells them this when they graduate.
Bro, are you not comfortable in you sexuality or something? It's okay if you're gay faggot.
Kinda related story about a guy I knew
>Isle of Wight, England
>Guy has a job dredging the sea
>Keeps pulling up unexploded WW2 bombs
>Puts them in his truck
>Drives around with Unexploded WW2 Bombs in his truck till government guys can come and dispose of them
No seriously dude, put them in a warehouse or storage or something, its probably not safe.
Surprisingly he never exploded to death.
>end of the war
Try the entire war. The German military relied on horses for practically every aspect of logistics. 2.75 million total for the duration of the war. Of 246 divisions active in '44, only 42 were armored or mechanized; all others relied on horses to get to where they needed to go.
Part of the reason why they got consistently shafted during fighting retreats. They couldn't feed or graze the hundreds of thousands of horses, so they sent them to the rear and had no choice but to abandon field guns once a position was lost.
People talk about MUH ARYAN WAR MACHINE but the Wehrmacht was pretty fucking backwards. They only filmed the tanks, so that's what people think of, but horses were the real... workhorses.
Compare that to something like the British.
"In 1942 the British still employed 6,500 horses, 10,000 mules and 1,700 camels, and used local mules in Sicily and mainland Italy.".
Germans fucking LOVED horses, man. A frankly ridiculous percentage of their admittedly mediocre airlift capabilities was dedicated exclusively to shipping fodder for the duration of the war.
I think that horse was somehow not useful anymore (leg fucked up or something that kills horses)
>Heard also that if you put a blanket on a horse, it thinks it's dead and will starve to death. Is it true?
>Another Perfect Swarovski Optik
>this fucking thing can't hold a zero worth shit
the will to remove kebab has no borders
So I'm not the only one here. Somehow not surprising.
Alternatively, he still liked pussy as an old man. Also, some people may have had hypothetical fathers who paid some lady 50 bucks to sign and say they were his mother and he had no birth certificate and he was 16 when he was really only 13.
I'm 25, btw.
We do the same thing with livestock, meat is meat.
>Meet girl from tinder
>Super hot but vegan
>Told her about me actively hunting
>She was cool with it because I don't buy meat at stores
>she seems actually reasonable.
>Invited to asian friend 'going away' party
>invite her shopping with taiwanbabe
>taiwanbabe grabs softshell turtle out of freezer
>Vegan says it's fucked up to eat turtles
>I say meat is meat, turtle tissue is just as edible as any common livestock
>VEGAN DEFCON 1
>Kicked out of supermarket
>taiwanbabe is anthro grad
>unloads arsenal of omnivorous protein requirements for proper brain maintenance and development
>Vegan furious, resorts to racial insults
>give her change for bus and drive away
If it's healthy and well fed, you can eat it.
Nothing! We drove to her apartment and started cooking. I work full time but her friends are either taiwanese or hong kong... ese?. So they cook and that shit is so good, I ask to learn too.
asian parties are more like, bbq's; in that there isn't anything rowdy, lots of food and booze and games.
She is super friendly, never left the country before and she took me with her to see her familiy in taipei. I expected weird looks and cold shoulders cause.... chinese. but they were so friendly, wouldn't let me pay for shit. She paid for everything, including the flights.
the cost was much greater tho... I got addicted to bubble tea.
holy shit that is funny, but you left out the most important part of /k/ murdering each other as soon as they take the compound