Do you think the trans editor for BuzzFeed passes?
>husband and his bisexual wife get into time management issues
>husband works too much and bi wife wants a gf
>husband says he's okay with his bi wife getting herself a gf
>bi wife gets herself a bisexual gf
>the more they hang out, the more the bisexual gf likes the husband more than the wife
>wife becomes third wheel
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he's just loud and opinionated. He's never actually gone out and made a campaign against anyone
>cucks himself broke
what's hilarious is that it's his wife that ended up getting cucked by her own bislut gf
but he's such a pussy whipped fag, he's basically cutting off his balls, handing it to his cunt of a wife and telling her to beat him with it.
Will you be watching the Superbowl today? Who do you want to win?
Claim your football husbando. Tommy is mine, hands off.
Late 90s early 00s Favre ţbh. Imagine the look on my face as a little balkan queer coming to Wisconsin and all the other boys are worshiping this man. Turns out I did too but for different reasons.
Too bad the we're stuck with a closet case now
Okay, /lgbt/, I have a problem.
My bf has a butthole so tight that I can't effectively fuck him without feeling some pain. I can get a finger in, sure, but two fingers is close to his limit. I don't have the biggest dick around, but I sure as hell would like for him to be able to take me as much as he wants to.
How can he train his asshole to take something bigger than a finger?
On another note, he has a pretty sizable dick that I can barely take in my ass. I'd also like to know how to improve our love life. I don't get any pleasure from him penetrating me at the moment, just pain and feeling uncomfortable, and he likes me in him, it's just I can't fuck him hard enough to cum.
I'm turning 20 in a few days... I have had a relationship with an older man for three years. One year ago his libido literally dissapeared and I had to pay for the consequences. Im still a teenager and I have no control of my libido... he says I'm using him like a sex toy... I really like him and I dunno what to do in order to make him understand that he is not just a toy... Today I duct taped in order not to have erections anymore... I feel bad, i feel I'm not being me anymore. I have nowhere to run
Also, can we make this a /daddy tips general/?
Tips on what to look for on the first date? If you are mid twenties and attractive and are looking for a daddy in his 40s++.
Would like to hear wise advice from other cuteboys, especially if you're in a long term relationship with an older man.
Does anybody know how to make a homemade chastity cage? One that's easy to make, doesn't break and won't leave me with my pecker amputated. And while I'm on it: How could I secretly order one, without my room-mates knowing about it? I'm single and everybody thinks I'm straight btw. Pic sort of related.
Can't help you with the DIY (I'm not going to look it up myself, but have you looked on pinterest), but I know that most fetish sellers use discrete packaging. If you're worried, you can specifically request such from retailers.
Any passing trans women here carry tampons in their purse?
Like in case a cis woman asks if you have one. I'm not sure if it would be a good idea or not.
They're also good for stopping death by exsanguination if you get shot by a mid caliber handgun round but manage to incapacitate or elude your attacker.
Literally no reason not to.
i just realized i'm a homosexual women with a mans body.
Any other gay PS4 fags out there? There should be some kinda lgbt gaming group attributed to this board...
About 3 or 4 years ago I found this video of a class lecture explaining how admiration of the penis isn't a gay thing it's a masculinity thing. I cannot find this video and I was hoping you intelligent fellows could help me out.
Hey guys. What are your interests lately?
All boys must wear pink girly female undies!
Help me, Demi...
I'm a cis female. If I take MTF dosage of HRT, will I just become super hot? I'm only 18, so there's still parts of my puberty that aren't done.
You will become to females what females are to males and go one level beyond to an entirely new ultra-female gender which hasn't yet been observed by modern science. You will also probably gain special mutant superpowers like in X-Men the animated series.
It's possible you'll get more feminine. Some women experience more breast growth when their estrogen is elevated on, say, taking lots of birth control, or being pregnant.
But maybe you won't. The effects you'll experience will probably be minimal at best if your estrogen levels are normal.
How do you become aromantic /lgbt/?
>27 years old, pretty much lived like an asexual all my life
>capable of experiencing sexual attraction, but I just never indulge in them
>one thing I cannot completely control is having feelings for somebody I really like
>usally straight somebodies who'll never return these feelings
Look, I realize I'll never have a happily ever after, and I've made my peace with it. Mostly. All I...
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Even if you decide that you don't want to love anyone ever again, that does not mean it will happen. Falling in love is not a conscious choice anon. Aromantics on the other hand have no capacity to feel romantic love. I must become one.
If they could guarantee I won't be a drooling idiot when they're finished, I'd probably entertain the idea.