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2015-10-11 13:06:47 Post No. 5060278
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Hey faggots, applying to a four year University coming out of a community college. My GPA isn't stellar at all 2.24 (I failed Calculus a few times) and know that I'll probably be rejected. Thing is, it's a low tier school, like really low tier, with a 53% acceptance rate. Anyway, I'm trying to do whatever it takes to get in because otherwise I'm fucked. So I thought, what do the SJW recruiters look for?
I got the idea in my head that I'd like to get affirmative action onto my side, but it seemed impossible because I'm a white male. Then I came up with the idea. What if I was gay? They can't prove that I'm not gay, (especially since I'm a virgin) and nobody outside of the recruiter would know that I had "confessed" to being gay... so, what are the downsides? I had considered pretending to be Jewish as well, but my last name is quite obviously Celtic. Anyone ever done something like this?
tl;dr Lying about being gay to get into college, good idea?