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Where is your ideal vacation destination? What do you do on vacations?
I'd like to go to Cumbria, or the lake district in general. No one to go with though.
Canada's prettier and less human influences or human wreckage laying about degrading the landscape.
They are nice. You should study abroad someday. It is a very fulfilling experience. It costs a lot of money, but there are scholarships and grants out there to pay for your plane ticket.
that's not what i meant
if i went to college i wouldn't have the experience that kids have
i wouldn't do drugs and party and join a frat and study abroad and whatnot
old people don't do that shit
I got back from my first date!
it went well, and we hugged after but i had an essay to write so i went home.
Do i wait for him to suggest the next date, or do i ask for one? if so, how long do i wait to ask?
Ask to go down the pub next Friday, then after a few drinks ask if wants to go clubbing. Go to a straight nightclub (so he doesn't look at other guys) and then take him back to yours for homosexual sex
You can do anything on a second date as long you're not raping him and he wants to do it.
Invite him to yours. Order takeout food, put on a movie from a genre which you both like and you will kiss him a few times. Then get a blanket and snuggle under it.
And to be extra cute, why not get him a small, yet thoughtful gift.
this is the first time ive ever properly dated someone though. im very nervous about the whole thing.
and also im a subby kind of guy so it would feel weird to initiate stuff.
What about if i invite him over to my place to watch a classic movie and chill? Would that be a good time to intiate cuddling?
personally i always enjoy those kinds of dates
get some food, put in a movie (personally, with the guys i've dated campy b-list horror movies worked), and then cuddle up while you watch
something in a genre you both like ofc, but don't do too heavy or existential or anything lol
one time my bf had us watch persona on date night
and after i was just like
k it's bedtime goodnight
>tfw no bisexual bf that doesn't care about being open so no one knows we're doing it. sometimes when we're out with people we give each other a look knowing we have a secret that no one else knows about. other times we pick up girls together and use her as a cocksleeve double fucking her pussy with our cocks frotting against each other inside her wet hole.
>Us gays really do know how to fuck up our lives
Speak for yourself, not all of us gays are degenerate retards.
Sci-fi sounds nice.
So on Tuesday. Message him asking to spend his Friday night with him at yours. And then on Friday, order food (nothing too spicey or stodgy). Get some nice alcohol. Put on the film, and then let the night fold out into a cute cuddle fest.
God I miss those days when me and my boyfriend tried to cuddle on Friday nights and then my mum would walk in with a look of disappointment that I wasn't going to marry a hairy Turkish girl. Memories xx
>whats your favourite film?
I don't watch propaganda. I don't allow my subconscious to have to suffer through psychological abuse.
Lol you're naive and cute. Gay dating culture is not the same as the straights'. In fact, he's probably at home right now browsing Grindr and wondering why you were such a frigid bitch.
I'm exaggerating. But you can definitely make out on the second date.
why do you hate the media (movies, tv, music, hollywood)?
you're canadian and named spookypuppy. is your last name also Ogilvie?
"Netflix and chill" is like a normie (ree) meme for inviting someone round under the guise of watching a movie and then having sex on the settee.
Obviously he won't necessarily assume you're asking him for sex if you invite him round to watch a movie because in the real world people understand context. He knows you're a shy, qt sub who wouldn't ask for sex on the second date, let alone initiate it.
>having tea and crumpets with me mum
>start thinking of Muriel from work
>would i like to have a little in out, in out with her
>'"scuse me mum, I... I need to have a go."
>head over to the computation machine
>slam it hard with me fist
>"OI, TURN ON! I NEED A WANK!"
>it turns on
>search for porn
>run outside and find the nearest red phone booth
>grab the tele and dial the pornography administrator
>"Ello? Her Majesty's Pornographer Administration Centre. Who's this callin?"
>"Ello. I need a wank something good"
>"Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
>"My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Pennywood Lane."
>Alright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting today, Mr. Smith?"
>"Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
>"Alright then. One moment please... And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cuckold porn."
>"Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
>"God bless her right! Cheerio"
>Race back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
>enter front door
>go in to kitchen
>mum is dead
>beheaded by muslims
so...don't sit on opposite ends of the sofa lol
it's a date, you can sit next to him
i think you're really over thinking it
just invite him over, pop in a movie, and go with the flow
>im p sure avatarfagging is a bannable offense
I'm pretty sure you're a retard and don't know what avatar is.
I feel like whoever originally wrote that pasta was gay / bi and has actually been fucked in the ass before because of the fingers part and the details
I'd like to think I'm not, have a bf (been together 4 years), a dog, and we own a house (as in don't owe any money on it, actually own it)
For 1 we've been planning to get married, and for 2 gay marriage isn't legal in our state yet, and on the house, no, not inherited or anything, bf has a well paying salary job and bought it with his own money
Thanks for not knocking our dog though :^) our dog is too much of a sweetheart, I'd have to go navy seal elite sniper on you if you knocked our dog.
>on the cusp of turning 30
>come from an ancient lineage of draconian vampires
>have to kill my lover before my 30th birthday to remain immortal
>the blood I drink from his neck gives me double the normal life span
>if I don't go through with it I will perish
yeah i think i'm just gonna
not play it anymore
i thought it was kinda tumblr-tier as i was playing so i was kinda :s
but pretty much everyone who's talked about it has been annoying as fuck
"Magic wands used in ancient pagan rituals were always made out of the wood of a Holly tree. Made out of Holly wood. Hollywood is a Pagan establishment where do rituals to effect our subconscious minds."
Don't kill him. Think how terrifyingly different the world is going to be when you're 80. I can't even imagine what it would be like in 200 years. Immortality would be a torturous curse.
it's not like he's just gonna wake up in 60 years, he'll be growing along with the rest of the world
i don't think it'd be so bad as long as i wasn't impervious
i'd like an escape button just in case lol
>hink how terrifyingly different the world is going to be when you're 80. I can't even imagine what it would be like in 200 years.
eh, it's not that hard to imagine, really. Just take a look to History. If you pay attention, you'll realize it's the same shit happening again and again. It's like we're already stuck in some sort of limbo.
But at least there's a chance of cooler video games in the future, so there's that.
There's laws established by the elders that will affect my whole family if I don't do it. They will become targets and will be forced to be constantly on the run.
I will always look 30
I wish it was like the movies but unless your born one of us we can't make you one of us by biting your neck.
>being this rude and salty
>thinks I am part of the tumblr community
You're an idiot I only go there for porn.
>tried to socialise in first few weeks at college
>too autistic to make any friends
>begin to understand that no one actually likes me
>realise i actually have 0 social contacts and wont ever have a bf
"it gets better in college" is a dumb meme
Yeah, it was pretty cool. It was nice seeing everyone and all that shit
well that's good
brunch with my family sounds like a chore
Ew you're like that loser who tries too hard to make friends and tries to force classmates to meet outside of class at the library for study group sessions because you're too insecure and desperate for friends.
If you're not interesting enough to get friends without trying then you personality is just nasty and I don't blame your classmates for ostracizing you.
In no way did I say you should kill yourself. I'm saying you should stop trying so hard and stop acting desperate for friends. It's a turn off when someone is confronted with someone who forces them into friendships. It's just weird. Just start being confident and less desperate for social interactions.
Insecurity is the worst trait to have in a personality.
kk but did u like my pic
i found it on the internet heres another one
>sent a text to friend's chat group yesterday
>friend sends unrelated text
>3 hours later they are still talking
>Try to chime in into the conversation
things like this make me think I'm not really my firends' friend.
It's the internet who cares. Real friends are the ones you see and talk to physically daily. Internet friends aren't real friends.
That sounds like a line straight from The Walking Dead.
>tfw even that lone asian got someone to have sex with
>tfw the smart guy got knocked down
Real friends don't exist. Real love doesn't exist either. Everyone wants something in return. A feeling, a possession, attention, something. They never really want the real you, that thing that is trapped inside of your body and wishes it could leave.
What in the fuck am I reading. That's some serious pessimistic life you got there.
>tfw when i see in real life and on the internet how happy people in real relationships are and how meaningless my life is in comparison
>dont understand why it happens so easily for everyone else who isnt me
Did you read that in a text book? Do you even know what HU-man really means? HU means to offer as sacrifice, to invoke. Human means a sacrificed man. This world is only here to prepare humans to be harvested...body, soul, spirit. There is a way out of this madness but that's up to you to figure out.
At the top of the food chain we are not.
Unconditional love doesn't exist in this world and certainly not in a friendship or relationship that is built on conditions.
>meet with a guy from grindr
>we go for a dinner
>he is super cute and very nice
>we talk a lot
>he drives me home
>he says "Goodbye daddy"
>tfw he is 5 years older than me
>tfw he is almost half my size
Muh boner. Finally i've met someone nice and handsome
pic related would have been a better pepe.
weak pepe game mang
I saw a dozen qt guys at a street fair today.
Not one of them looked at me.
I know that feeling.
Walking around campus I keep seeing all these qt guys and I know none of them will check me out, mostly because I don't have boobs and a fish cave between my legs, but also bc I'm an uggo.
People are mad about things from long ago. Only thing I do is help people. I offer heron advice and to talk with him. Offer anon advice on his boyfriend. But they will be mad on things I said months ago. I am not going to say anything rude. Everyone has difficult life already so I do not want ad on this problem. Only try to help if I can.
Watch some Bob Ross, friend. i promise it will make you feel better.
Try it as a favour for me?
what are you listening to?
>tfw no bottompai to cuddle and call a good boy
IF the feeling of being loved and having a boyfriend could be put into needle form so you can inject it in your veins and feel so protected and complete, would you do it?
love is just brain chemicals anyway and one day science will be able to bottle it up and give it to us to drink/inject/use
As professional gays, I was wondering if you could help?
I was with a guy for the first time and we made out even though I wasn't really sure what I was supposed to be doing.
I don't know what happened but I just couldn't have sex. I mentally just couldn't make myself do it and I couldn't get hard either.
Also I didn't get the same kind of rush or excitement as when I had been with women.
I always thought I was bi, but is it possible I am just straight and confused/ desperate?
I was so sure I liked guys but not wanting sex or feeling horny when the opportunity was there is making me rethink my sexuality.
Does this outfit convey dom top?
Going on a date in 10 minutes, gotta let him know he's the bottom tonight.
>saw a woman like this today and she said hi to me in line at the grocery store
>i asked how many months pregnant she was and if she was having quadruplets
>she gave the evil eye and did a hair flip
I feel so lost guys, my boyfriend just ended our four year relationship because he says I work too much and have a constant routine.
I work 12 hours a day, come home, work out, play some vidya. Rinse and repeat for 5 days. I just don't understand how he says I work too much, most of the stuff in our apartment is stuff I bought with my money. He tried to take most of it but I just kicked him out.
I then found out he has been messaging other guys and cheated on my 3 weeks ago. I feel like complete shit. I got the place for us and now I feel like a total fool.
What do I do?
ive been pretty good, i found a table with four chairs and a TV-table that I use as a coffee table (in front of the couch) recently. Someone had just thrown them away so I asked a random guy on the street to help me carry it from right outside my building into my apartment.
So now it actually feels like I live in a proper apartment, I can even have guests over without being ashamed!
Trying to quit cigarettes, trying these nicotine gum things out. It doesn't help a ton but it's better than nothing.
Honestly I couldn't be with a guy who worked that much. I'd never see him. But your ex does sound like a dick for making you pay for everything and obviously for cheating on you. That's bullshit.
I know, I work in IT and it's alot of hours, but I am bringing home 120k a year. We did spend our weekends together and I always took off the last week of the month to spend my time with him.
Yeah I mean Saturday/Sunday was our spending time together days. And like I said above every final week of the month I took off.
And we communicated daily. I work for Zappos in vegas but me and him texted (and sexted) almost the whole 12 hour shift I work. It just strikes me as surprising since I thought I was doing everything right.
Your ex is a dick. If it really mattered to him that much, he should have complained about the fact that you have such a strict regimen a long time ago, and definitely before cheating on you.
they wasnt even a table w/ the flat? m8..at least you had a couch tho. or a sofa as they are known in linguistically correct english.
&& saw my dad yesterday..he hasnt smoked for over five years now but for some reason bought himself an e-cig? told me he relapsed for a week and was like ffs guess i'll just buy an e-cig. made me laugh but was slightly worrying. prob gd that you are giving it up now..get it over and finished while you are young and psychologically / physiologically can.
What do you enjoy to do? You need to go out and do somehing. And get rid of things that remind you of him. Text messages. Pictures also. Get new setting change your furniture around. If things are different you can start to move on
It's gonna hurt. It'll hurt for a while, but just remember you did nothing wrong, your ex was a dick and you deserve leagues better. The most you can really do is put yourself back out there when you're ready and/or try to move on
Why chest hair is so nice? :3
Hey dude, I got cheated on in my relationship too. Mine was only two and a half years long but I'm pretty sure the healing process is all the same.
Do what >>5061882 said. Going no contact really helps.
I would suggest playing things online with friends if you're gonna play video games. You can always find meetups for hiking groups in your area to make new friends and meet new people. Also I suggest not doing rebound sex at least for awhile. I tried it and it made me feel pretty empty inside.
Does anyone else fluctuate between loving it and hating it? One day I'll be like guys must be silky smooth! Then the next day I'll be like hairy men life! I feel like a mental case.
>every day at around 2pm these two jerkoffs come into the communal lab amd harass me
>for example theyll hump me like a retard and then shout "homophobe" when i throw them off me and repeat my name over and over again, like, REALLY retarded shit
>they have zero shame and are never embarassed by anything i do or say
>have no qualms about other people seeing their autism
>i cant get them to piss off
So they know your gay? If they do, I'd totally go to someone if they do or even if they fucking don't man
If you don't want to do that, maybe try stop using the communal lab but that sucks
>Literally being harassed
>Not reporting it to HR
Jesus fuck, do you enjoy it? Either report them and get them the fuck out of your face or start throwing punches.
This is because I assume you've already turned around and said, "Excuse me but could you fuck off? That's not funny and I don't enjoy it. Thanks."