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What can I do though?
I look like Max Payne.
I'm going through Planned Parenthood to get them, plus I'm seeing a therapist.
I might see about that? And should I try with a toy first or what? I've never even tried anything anal before.
ok. yea, I'm currently working on losing weight and have dropped 14 in 2 weeks and going strong from there.
I'll have to check both those places out! That sounds great haha. And I only had po boys and pickles once but it was way too salty for me
>And should I try with a toy first or what? I've never even tried anything anal before.
W-well if you plan to have sex with a boy then yes. I trainded first with a 4 inch thick toy and it helped a lot. My first and current bf is coke can thick and despite the training it hurt a lot, after 2-3 minutes pain it started to feel realy good but i bleeded a bit and he started to get worried because i didnt told him that i am a virgin. So yes if you plan to have sex with someone want it to be enyoable train with a toy. Start low and go higher.
Ugh that sucks =/ I had to walk across campus once in girl mode, carrying a purse and full face of makeup because of unforseen reasons and I was absolutely fucking mortified that someone I knew would see me or something like that would happen
How far can you make it mtfg?
I've watched through the whole episode, but skipped past the part where the documentary person got a drag make over.
At here >>5070148
Basically, that episode is just too depressing.
I don't want some faggot beta. Like that fat 30 year old, holy shit.
Maybe it's just the autistic losers that wanted to be on the show? So maybe there are non autistic betas that are interested?
congrats on the weight-loss! ya already cut out soda and shit? make sure to moisturize and take care of your skin to help prevent stretchmarks with rapid weight changes
what did you try at po'boys&pickles? the dirty bird is pretty good for something more basic tho it's like from a full roast chicken so there's a chance of bones and although it's kinda intense my fave is the surf and turf with the fried shrimp replaced with fried oysters cus I can be picky about shrimp texture/quality, I just also have a kinda high-salt diet from health stuff
also there're a few stores in portland if you're looking for a toy, I've gotten a few nice things from nomia
>really bad face
>tall as fuck
It feels weird that I get no more dysphoria from my face.
Guess ffs did its thing
>thinking about call afterwards
>realise she mentioned there were two clinics, one regular and one a youth clinic
>didn't really think anything of it because didn't think it mattered which one I went to
>everything online said youth clinic though
>go to find the other clinics address
>literally does not exist
>all I can find is information on the youth clinic
Man I was so nervous calling and phone calls give me so much anxiety. Now I have to call back and figure everything out. I'll hold that off until tomorrow though because I'm tired.
Best starting size is your fingers after that try 3, 3.5, 4 inch ones from amazon. Dont know if you like silicone jelly or glass, you have to try but silicone are the cheaper ones. also i recommend vaseline as lube.
thank you! I pretty much changed my whole diet and started going to the gym. I used to eat shitty and now just eat healthy stuff and salads and stay away from sodas and condiments and empty calories. And I'll keep that in mind, I normally moisturize anyway so that should be fine.
I had the gravy fries and a surf and turf po boy I believe. The gravy is just so super salty
And ok although idk how many weird looks I'll get for going in there...a know there's also Treasure Chest II but idk
>started to late to get any real changes
Oh boy now I can see it. Though the personality is also similar to Robert Webb's. Just a bit. That awkwardly executed "pretend to be alpha male" thing.
>at uni waiting g for class to start
>end up talking about farming and raising horses with classmates
God bless the south
lol well of course the gravy is gonna up the salt level and fried seafood isn't usually too mild
my partner and I recently had the poutine at duckfat and that was pretty fucking salty/intense but pretty great
the treasure chest is the one I haven't gone to tho I think they may focus more on videos, condom sense and nomia are down in the oldport,
condom sense has a bit less sex-toy selection in my opinion but more lube and condoms and novelty stuff like dick candy and it's right next to this cute little candy shop with homemade fudge and all sorts of local and vintage candy tho my partner and I often just get the violet gum cus it's a great palate cleanser,
nomia is nearby kinda across from the holy donut and stuff and it's pretty private because you go up this stairway with other businesses up there and it's nice and quiet and a women-owned/for-women type place with a pretty big toy selection and some cool antique toys on display and they're super friendly and helpful
>came out to mom two days ago
>she tells me everyday not to do it
>"not everyone gets to be completely happy. just don't think about it."
>"it's just the devil's work. pray harder!"
>"you're going to be an ugly girl. why even try"
part of me is kinda frustrated but internally i just kek now
You're the one who's studying welding, right?
As a fellow Avatar fan, I feel like if I were learning to weld then I would spend a lot of time pretending in my head that I'm an earth-bender who's learning to metal-bend.
Have you ever done something similar, or am I just a dork?
Ha-ha yeah I do the same thing but with edgy FIREBENDING since it involves alot of flames too. I guess we're both dorks anon Cx
Its boring AF most of the time and everybody knows everybody else but that can be p cool too.
Im pre hrt too. We can share feels fam.
Farming is super popular here. I was just talking about harvesting crops not to lo g ago lmao
Not really you still have plenty of time ^,^
>fire instead of earth
I suppose that makes more sense, but the only instances of "using bending to manipulate metal" that we've seen were by earth-benders.
Although now I'm wondering if the Avatar universe has any fire-bender welders or if it's all metal-bending and/or "mundane" tools.
>tfw you can't shoot explosion beams out of your forehead
P'li was living the life.
You are the only one w hips and I'm willing to bet those hips were partly there pre hrt
Same goes for your face bc we see it in every qt girl's timeline. They essentially looked the same pre hrt
Not being negative, just realistic
>tfw taking the long bus routes so i can sit onnthe bus for hours and zone out to music
>tfw sat in a pub on my own just so i can drink alcohol and be out of the house
What is this life? At least i look like a gril
Probably so. I mean in season one mako was an electrician with his lightning bending so it isn't a stretch to assume there are welders.
That's why I'm studying makeup fam! Even if hrt doesn't do much for my fugly face I'm gonna make on makeup in layers till I get it looking halfway decent!
Someone to talk to maybe, maybe to just feel like im socialising in some weird way. But i have people who wanna be my friend, I just don't like friendships, i prefer just speaking to randomers on a night and then never seeing them again
I wish i wasnt this broken and could have normal friends and stuff
Like, I've been broken too but being around people and seeing them for a few days, then weeks, and months is nice you become familiar with things and can understand yourself better instead of sitting inside and shunning people because of stuff or whatevr happened in the past.... ._.
I'd be ecstatic if my transition went as well as yours tbh.
it's pretty big here too, heck up north where my mom's from they still have a school holiday for potato harvest tho few kids still work on farms
my partner was also reading about how a large portion of farmers are going to be retiring and looking to sell and pass on their farms in the near future just with the age demographics
it's kinda my partner's and my dream to have a little specialty farm like there are already some of around here and for my partner to supplement money with computer work from home so she can also be around a lot when we have kids
I always thought it was kinda implied that the fire nation used their firebending to build all the crazy metal war machines with welding and stuff since metal bending was unknown at that point and most of the more sophisticated tech advancements seen in the second series aren't around in the first besides more primitive seeds of stuff
I have one group of friends who i see like every month or 2, i like them but never speak to them outside of when we go out. I just wish i desired to see people more, I get lonely but dont wanna speak to anyone on anything other than a no strings level so they dont get mad when i never speak to them again, or for weeks or something
I hope so for you too.
You think so? I could look better though and that's what really hinders my progress. I do want to get into therapy but I don't have the funds at the moment and I want to finally like settle somewhere so I can get the same shrink and kinda start the process of actually accepting myself. I accepted I am trans, and that I have to transition but so far I haven't embraced my femininity. So many years of hiding my true feelings as a girl and I find it so hard to feel good again being feminine. I still keep the act of being a man up.
I was gonna meet some Italian lady for coffee but spent the day with my ex-bf instead. She seems kinda bitchy and unstable anyways but it could have been nice and I wasn't ready or something to feel comfortable as am I now but whatever its not worth my time even if it was my fault but ah well shoulda coulda would. ^_^
I was thinking in terms of just LoK before so I overlooked that entirely, but yeah, they definitely had to have been using firebending for that.
You're your own worst critic. There's a lot of people here who would be very happy to be in your position.
That said, embracing who you are is a really hard thing to do, and it takes a long time to rebuild a sense of identity. To give a sense of how long that can take, I'm still in the process of trying to let go of things and rebuild a sense of self, and I transitioned 5 years ago.
>le ebin ufufu has a manface maymay
however long it takes us to get there, my partner is really starting to focus on her education again with computer and business stuff to get us started and I need to sort out my health stuff
I'm probably already sterile and my partner can't have kids either but we still want them,
I lean towards adoption but my partner likes the idea of some kind of "designer baby" and most of her sisters have offered to surogate
yeah firebending forging and welding and captured earth kindom labor and engineering, and that kinda set the seeds for most of the newer technologies
Oh I know I'm a bitch but I try to hide it with being cute
well she's not around as much but circe is the nicest
>what can I do to be considered more nice? I haven't blown my top in a month so I am getting better
and you just need to keep that up until it outweighs past shit because a lot of people have been burned by your past crazy flip-flopping and there's no easy quick way to undo that
I AM HERE FOR YOUR GIRLTINKLERS RAWR
DON'T LOOK UNDER YOUR BED I'M THERE AND DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO BEING SEEN
Got the DVD of this today, just came out. Joshua Oppenheimer is such an incredible filmmaker. One tidbit that especially struck me was a 1965 US news report shown talking, perhaps predictably, about what great news it was that communists being killed (it was a Death And The Maiden-style scenario, you know, "Don't like your neighbour? Say he's a communist", a dictator- Suharto- labelling every intellectual and artist as a commie, etc. etc.), but then showing the Goodyear tire company, amongst others, using slave labour from the death camps on their plantations- as a good thing. This was literally only 20 years after the end of WWII and they were doing the exact same thing as German companies like Hugo Boss and Siemens infamously did with regards to Auschwitz.
I've heard so much really good stuff about duckfat. I should have gone before I went vegetarian! haha
And ok. Yea I've seen condom sense (cause I used to go to the candy shop all the time <3) but I always thought it was more of a novelty place. I'll check out nomia though cause I like buying my girl stuff from Earthbound which is right next to there!
Also on an unrelated note to whoever was talking about lewd earlier, I had some fun in the shower just now. Good news and bad news:
I'm totally gay. Yup. It felt really good. I need a dick in my butt now.
I'm totally gay. Yup. It felt really good. I need a dick in my butt now. ;-;
>tfw no cute bf to give an amazing blowjob to until they're just about to cum and then you start edging them so long they beg you to make them cum until they get so sexually frustrated the through you on the bed and revenge fuck you until they cum buckets in your girly butt ;-;
I don't drop my trip. I said this before, what I say means a lot to me, I don't weasel out of anything buy going anon. I mean what I say when I say it, I keep it real.
I never really "burned" anyone, but I can tell I rubbed many people the wrong way and I apologize for that, consider it the last vestiges of T rage.
>tfw will never be an army girl
>will never serve my country and make my mom and pop proud
>will never get some character drilled into me
>will never get shipped off to fight ISIS
I fucking hate my life choices tbh fam.
Mostly everyone here is passing and those who aren't just aren't on HRT yet or haven't discovered their full potential.
But okay, here you go.
I haven't been misgendered, no... idk if that counts as not being clocked. If people stare or even look at me I have to convince myself they're not clocking me.
Idk. I really am just looking for advice. I feel like I've plateaued and that freaks me out.
I used to get frustrated when people don't believe others when they're told they're cute or pretty or passing but now I totally get it which is sad. Idk what I need to get confident but maybe it'll happen soon enough.
oh they have vegetarian stuff too duckfat.com they can be rlly busy sometimes tho and don't take reservations
yeah condom sense is pretty novelty tho they have a few toys in the corner and at the counter, I go to the candy shop more than there,
nomia is definitely better
I mean "burned" not as in you directly insulted them, although you have done that too, but as in people believed that you we're done with your bs and then you suddenly switched around and for many it's happened enough times that they don't believe you wont do it again and there's no easy way to win back their faith besides actually sticking to stuff and not freaking out for however long it takes
BEXE GET IN HERE
WHERE'S BEXE RIGHT NOW
IF SHE DIDNT SEE THAT IM GOING TO KILL HER
>Don't know why any would want to join the army.
I just mentioned a bunch.
You look cute btw.
never passing tbh. not now. not ever
gomen for being so fat too. im working on it.
Would you want to be fucked in these shoes? How much?
nah i'd rather get fucked in there tbh.
Yes! Very much so! It makes my heart go doki doki just looking at them >\\\<
mtfg how was your first time? I've been thinking about it lately.
>tfw no transgender girl or femboi twinky boy to fug while keeping it a secret from my navy buddies because forbidden love
Why is forbidden love best love?
Btw job tomorrow so sadly youll be seeing me less
I think it would be too much of a cliche if i did this for my Halloween costume. The only problem is i am not as dark as her and my hair isn't as long. I think hers would be about three or four inches longer than mine since my barely touches below my ass crack by about an inch. I hate having sort hair.
DId he just take a pair of those Adidas sneakers of the same name, and replace the uppers?
imo the Adidas springblades are dumb and gimmicky, but those boots actually look kinda cool.
It would get a laugh at the very least lmao
Set the conversation in that direction. Then sigh and say it would be great if someone asked you out. He will pick up on the hint and think he's like fucking psychic psychotherapist psychologist psychiatrist master of understanding people and picking up on hidden signals. The confidence boost should be enough for him to ask.
>you will never pass
>you will never be happy
I hate my face so much.
>tfw masculine taste in vidya and music
>tfw awful face
>tfw bad body
>tfw giant feet
>tfw people get scared because i'm so masculine
What's forbidden about a man and a woman?
Sure im a bad boy who everyone hates but there's nothing forbidden besides you getting hated by literal nobodies on a Japanese imageboard
Our type of love is the most natural yet somehow forbidden...
>tfw broad taste in vidya and music, including both masc and fem things
>tfw okay with my face
>tfw kind of okay with my body besides feet, shoulders and this fucking sausage between my legs
>tfw feet are really big, enugh to make it impossible to find proper shoes
>tfw people treat me as a girl even after I tell them I'm a boy
This is a blue board.
I'm in sorta the same situation, but i don't think it's really a big deal.
I have a different dilemma altogether. He wants to buy me things. It's a way to show affection in a long distance relationship. And i wanna accept gifts because i want his....a-affection...but i would feel bad.
I don't want to do ANYTHING like that until i know he likes me
1. it's rude
2. it's lewd
i just want a nice bf to appriciate and care for and mb he can tell me he likes me and stuff (also mb lewd stuff aswell )
Did someone had any luck in Dublin, getting medical care? I moved here recently in hope to bypass months of psychologist but it seems it's all false advertisment ;) If you know, please provide a reference to a good doctor.
>nothing makes me feel more like shit then to see transgirls that are happy, well adjusted, and sociable
So get happy well adjusted and sociable then? Nothing is gonna change by just bitching about it on a Chinese cartoon board except make you get bitter and depressed
>my life sucks, I don't like the way I look
>I know what I'll do, I'll post on a site dedicaed to malaysian tapestries and cantonese ceramics
>I'll remind them about my condition every 5 mins instead of actually working on my appearance or saving up for surgery
woe is you
>tfw I can't post tits anymore since I am legally female.
go full time
Seriously just go do it.
idk I think your tits are whatever you are legally are.
I drift from full blown hiki to stacy in the same month. It feels weird mang. Right now I am in my hiki stage but in a few days I will be in my stacy mode.My sexual drought may end soon. Most likely not with a partner but a friend at least.
I'm just sharing my feels, I don't have anyone to talk to.
Not like I can do anything about my looks to pass, only hon life for me.
hey I just got home what a long day hiiii girls. My feet hurt, girl shoes are fucking uncomfortable. I'm gonna go for a jog and then I have to do more work -_-
You're going to have to suck it up and do it though. You're not doing anything to help yourself by shutting yourself away.
Welcome to adult life, it's scary and hard, but everyone has to deal with it.
>you will never have a decent face
>you will never be gendered correctly
I can't though, I have terrible social anxiety and could never get a job or do school.
Even getting my mail is hard.
I want a bf to worship my feet instead tbqh.
>Is there anything that can make you like yourself better?
>if I was skinnier
>if my boobs were bigger
>if I was shorter
>if my feet were tiny
>if my voice was feminine
>if my face looked cute
>if my hair was longer
>if I had real money
All these things would make me feel better about myself but they are impossible to get, you have to be born with them
taking words in their usual or most basic sense without metaphor or allegory.
"dreadful in its literal sense, full of dread"
(of a translation) representing the exact words of the original text.
synonyms: word-for-word, verbatim, letter-for-letter; More
I can't believe how hard it is for you to google something. Let's review though:
you are misconstruing what "literal" means, since the intent of your statement was to tell others of the negative impression this forum has left on you, and NOT that this forum is somehow a ...rectum? it obviously isn't, it's a forum.
ty for comign to oddish's basic english class. i'll be at a 6th grade near you soon.
>be cute, attractive, 100% passable mtf
>in college, on my way to a class
>suddenly this hideous-looking hon shows up
>he's at least 6'2, with linebacker shoulders and a huge man chin with a bit of beard stubble visible, wearing a patterned skirt with those silly socks hons seem to love
>he's clearly going to the women's restroom
>I step in, look him in the eyes, and say as loudly as I can "Excuse me sir, you're looking for the wrong bathroom"
>proceed to flick my hair back and give him a smug smile
>he looks at me with a murderous look and starts going on about how he's a real womyn
>cut him off mid-sentece and tell him I'll call security if he doesn't use the correct bathroom
>he calls me a bitch and looks as if he's about to slap me
>at this point like 7-8 people have gathered around to gawk
>this cute, nerdyish guy I'm friends with is like how dare you
>I take my phone out as my friend and another dude step in
>they hold the hon down since he's clearly getting violent
>I call security, tell them some creepy pervert in drag is trying to sneak into the women's room and threatened to assault me
>make sure he hears every word, and use as much he/him pronouns as possible
>a few minutes later security arrives and leads him out
>they congratulate and thank me for letting them know a pervert was prowling around women's restrooms
>I sweetly smile and thank them for helping me out in turn
>give a smug little wink at the hon as he's being led out of the building
Why are hons so icky, gross and disgusting, /mtfg/?
What is it like to pass?
What is it like to be happy?
What is it like to have a friend?
How many people on this general do you think have crippling social anxiety? How many of them have found jobs, gone to school, and actually began to build a life? How many people do you think were bothered by the fact they're an unpassable hon?
If you need to see a doctor then see a doctor, but realise that right now you're literally blaming all of your problems on things that are out of your control, when everyone who has conquered social anxiety knows that it's within your control to start learning to master it. Start loving yourself, and start improving yourself, this is getting you absolutely nowhere.
>watching program about FtMs transitioning and stuff
>they're all like 17 and getting T and pretty much passing pre HRT
>tfw i cant stop criticising everything they say and making fun, even though they're happy as they are
What is wrong with me?
I just don't think life is worth living with this anxiety and hondom, I just can't stand how I look or hearing my disgusting voice and small things like going outside for an hour usually ends with me crying.
I will never have a life if i'm not comfortable with myself.
>start loving yourself
>diet and exercise
>implants (once you have a steady income)
>clothes can downplay height
>I've heard ur voice its feminine
>saw ur pics I find it face cute and passable
>go to school for a job that pays well
Making excuses doesn't do you any favors fam. But we both know I'm wasting my time typing this bc ur just gonna disregard it all and continue to moan about how much you hate yourself and nothing is gonna change and then refuse to take steps toward changing the situation by calling it too hard or impractical. :v such is life in mtfg
>pic related mfw reading a Kayla post
Ayy lmao that pic actually got me to laughy thanks fam
Then let yourself cry. Then go outside the day after for an hour and a half. Cry again if you have to. The day after go outside for two hours.
It hurts to go outside because you aren't used to it. It causes anxiety because you aren't used to it. Desensitise yourself to it.
The mind only fears what it doesn't know anything about.
I actually have problems being around people which led me to neet life and what's the point of going outside if I don't pass anyways?
Going outside full hon is a bad idea where I live.
You're a bitter hon but don't worry you aren't alone. Most of /mtfg/ are hons in denial that act even more bitter than the average hon to protect their delusions that they're better than other communities.
Oh I still love and support Kayla, but I'm not gonna hugbox and lue about stuff either. That would do more harm than good and I don't like being a shitty superficial friend. I'm legit trying to help (while realistically realizing its most likely a waste of effort)
Sometimes tough love is needed ya know? I can't think of a single time in history sitting around doing nothing but bitching and moaning accomplished anything g of value
>you will never have a tranny friend who's honnier than you to do things outside with
>you will never have a tranny friend to motivate you and help you transition
Okay you are right, complaing will never get me anywhere.
Also I just made my first call for an apartment in Seattle but there was no answer. I am so nervous and don't want to get yelled at by anyone. I hate using phones.
You have problems being around people. You're not the only one here who does. The issue is that instead of conquering your fear of being around people, you shut yourself away, and extricated yourself from situations that you're uncomfortable with. Because of this it's safe to say that you have put yourself in a situation of being completely unable to socialize, because you've made human interaction into something unknown and feared.
>what's the point in going outside if I don't pass
I actually don't think you'd be going outside, even if you did pass, because that's how far the rabbit hole you've gone.
You need to go outside. You need to break this cycle.
I think I'll live, but probably won't ever pass.
I'm on five, getting near six months, and as far as i can tell my transition has been textbook. I just started too late, with too little of my features non masculinized.
Inevitably, my boyfriend will come see me and he will break up with me because I'm gonna be a hon the rest of my life.
I alwayd wanted to be in a band because i thought it would be fun...;_;
If I passed going outside would be much easier and I could actually start making friends again, there's no point now.
I'm not very shy and stuff just very uncomfortable with myself.
>you need to go outside
And do what?
That's the spirit! Baby steps at a time. When ur in the moment it doesn't seem like much, but after a while you'll look back and see how far you've come. They add up over time! And if they didn't answer try leaving a voicemail with ur number so they call back fam.
Saved. Lmao. Wouldn't mind being in her position tho tbh that was kinda hot.
I somehow doubt that. You've fallen off the bandwagon, and even if you did pass, you would never know it. You're currently living in a vacuum where you have no feedback on your appearance, you have no feedback on your passability, and you constantly see the same face every day.
>I'm not very shy, just uncomfortable with myself
Literally everyone here is. It doesn't prevent them from doing the bare minimum necessary to function as human beings.
>and do what?
Literally anything. Go to the park. Go to a movie. Buy groceries. If you're at a point where even leaving the house for more than an hour can make you cry, then you seriously just need to go outside.
you had better dig him up quickly though he is probably expending his oxygen fast masturbating to the fact he woke up in his own coffin
Pls anon I'm at school and I need to pretend to be a guy it making it difficult >\\<
If you do get in contact explain it to them and more likely than not they'll be willing to work with you if you show ur making a real effort
Omg YUS even better if it was a skinny geeky qt slightly feminine andro boy Ahhh !!
now transition and take the throne of best girl in mtfg
>No, skinny guys have really neat bodies.
They don't... Absolutely not.
They need to be strong, and be able to protect you from the dangers of the world.
Also cuddling while watching anime and keeping each other warm under a blanket, maybe while sipping on coffee or something nice.
I suspect that you're saying that while thinking about how well you will pass later and show everyone up. But then you will post a pic and it will be underwhelming. Better make the most of hondom.
>You have been refused
but I brunged gg allin back from the dead
w what kind of question is that?
Zero real men like myself don't do stuff like that tbqh
>'ok! I'll go start my laundry and as soon as it's done I'll head to the gym!'
>go to start laundry
>washer is taken by someone else
>drop detergent bottle and it breaks, detergent everywhere
>wait 20 minutes for other person to come cause I didn't want to leave laundry alone
>finally get shit in but have to wait for him to get it out of the dryer before I can dry mine
whyyyyyyy is life so cruel and fucking I haven't been this horny in a long time but all I can think about is getting fucked agggghhhhhhh help me