Or other /lit/ shit. Just saying horror cause halloween and someone mentioned a spoop book I liked in the last one.
Post good horror books or good lesbian books. Bonus points if booth.
never too late
>tfw no qt tomboy latina gf
Latinas are not usually my thing, but today at the gym a saw a Demi Lovato music video with Michelle Rodriguez and damn she was looking fine...
I don't get the appeal. Just like how I don't understand why other lesbians cite Kristen Stewart as something to drool after, or even Ruby Rose. Like even their personalities feel like a turn off.
She's cute in a tomboy latina chill kinda way, like the kind of girl you go get some beers with after work and then might hook up with or have some stupid drunk tale to tell the next day. Plus she does have a really nice body.
Ruby Rose doesn't really do it for me, she reminds me of an annoying bitch from the past. As for Kristen Stewart, I'd go for it, she has that aloft, no fucks given, chill vibe.
Why are lesbians such degenerates? Every girl I match with has some form of 420 friendly on her profile
Chill. Didn't say I was some 420 punk. I just like a lil weed here and there. Maybe at most 2x a month.
But yeah I do notice a fair amount of dykes into weed bit too much. I tend to avoid anyone too into it, gets boring.
>tfw no gf to get high and go to a game with and act like dorks
It's not like it's meth, you can smoke occasionally without being one of those annoying idiots that have no other topic of conversation.
Same way you can have the occasional drink without going full alcoholic.
>when will the hitball arc finally end
it feels like decades since they were just walking to school
It's cool to read all at once though. Years from now it'll be the best. I'll print it all out and read it to my grandkids.
Right? Drugs are unattractive, weed smells like shit, and the "im chill because i smoke pot" meme needs to end. It just gives the impression of someone unprofessional, someone who doesn't have anything worthwhile to do so they take pictures of themselves doing bong hits every day. Absolutely disgusting. Where is my university professor waifu?
When you have grandkids it'll probably still be running. The train arc was better to read together, so I'm sure this will too. But it's such a chore right now.
Bitch please, I've smoked with university professors and people that are completely professional and have really good jobs.
Smoking at a party or on every now and then doesn't make you a pot head loser.
This "muh pure waifu" meme needs to end. It just gives the impression of someone unrealistic, someone who doesn't have anything worthwhile to do so they bitch about how they are going to be forever alone. Absolutely delusional. Real life is nothing like those 2D fantasies. Everyone has some bad, or at least not so good, habits.
Yeah most uni professors I knew that were lgbt were prob doing weed too. It's some common shit. And I went to a good uni too, not some shit state place.
The only professor that was gay and def didn't do weed was my thermo. He was just a strict old man. Apparently he was a lot cooler if you took his specialized classes or did his research program and just hated teaching the general classes.
I don't really care if one is against weed, maybe it's just not for them so it's whatever and I can go without it if a gf were opposed.
I don't care for the smell of it too. Just prefer to bake it and save. Love me some weed banana bread.
I'd respect it if a gf didn't like it or was bothered by the smell and would not do it around her, specially since I smoke maybe once or twice a month so I could do without, but I don't care for the idea of someone trying to control what you can and can't do.
Yeah. I mean I probably wouldn't stop cold turkey or anything but it'd def be a cutback if I'm dating a girl that just doesn't smoke. Just because it's kinda boring being the only one high. Like if you date a vegetarian girl and even though you eat meat you just find yourself eating more vegetarian over the time out of habit.
>tfw periodically suddenly overwhelmed by the statistical improbability of finding a compatible long-term partner
You don't post anime girl pics irl, anon, pls let me be
I don't smoke weed. In fact, I hate drugs so much I don't even drink or take medicine, the mere thought of losing my state of mind because of external components makes me paranoid, but I'm also autistic. Would you take me?
>long day at work
>it's cold and empty
>just like you
>"maybe someday..." you say
>just like everyday
>losing conviction little by little
>"it's not so bad, right?"
>you can't even lie to yourself anymore.
>the mere thought of losing my state of mind because of external components makes me paranoid,
I used to feel that way but I've been drinking more and more ever since I passed the midpoint of my 20's.
I dunno if I'd be compatible with autistic people in general. I'm pretty sociable and spontaneous by nature, which seems like a personality that wouldn't mesh well with some of autism's stereotypical problem areas - but I guess like many things it'd depend on the severity and presented symptoms. And also how qt you are.
But it helps me with nausea and pain and none of the medications I tried worked or they just made stuff worse.
>I hate drugs so much I don't even drink or take medicine
>or take medicine
That kinda sounds less "pure" and more paranoid/delusional but that's not really outside the norm for lesgen autists.
>Has uni professors who smoke pot
>Parents are a school teacher and a professional and they both smoke pot on occasion and raised me to treat it responsibly (both of my parents have med cards, so it's legal for them. I'm 20 so it'll be legal for me next year)
Honestly, can we stop with this "Everybody who smokes pot is a degenerate stoner" act? It's 2015, most people who smoke are healthy, adjusted people who use it responsibly.
If you're okay with drinking, not being okay with weed doesn't make any damn sense. Let people have some fun.
I personally don't think that all people who smoke are degenerates. But I am uncomfortable with it and would rather not date someone who smokes pot. I feel the same way about cigarettes. I really hate them and don't like being around people who smoke.
People are free to do as they choose. People can smoke cigarettes. I don't necessarily care. People can drink until their eyes go yellow. Go have your fun. People can smoke weed because they're missing something. I don't give a shit. But that doesn't mean I need to be attracted to you, it is a huge turn off for me. It's not about "degeneracy" it's about instantly losing interest in a person for the way they choose to treat their bodies and those around them. Tl;dr people can dislike weed as well as like it.
None of us give a shit if you think it's unattractive, it's just the stupid "degenerate stoner" meme that irritates us since its just not true. I know so many educated people with well paying jobs and families who smoke weed in their free time, and they're more accomplished than all the meme spouters who cry about weed ever will be.
It's illegal, but it isnt really looked down on as the purview of people who are fucking up their lives or whatever.
There was a proposal put to the government to de-criminalise it, but the conservatives (what a fucking shock) said NO WE WILL NEVER DO THAT DESPITE MEDICAL OPINION SAYING ITS FINE, ALCOHOL BEING WORSE, AND ALSO PORTUGAL'S EXAMPLE.
Because the Tories are retards.
Im not even a smoker, and I've never even tried it, but it shouldnt be illegal. It's retarded to punish people for it when it's less dangerous than alcohol which I can buy by the litre in the supermarket.
Kristen Stewart is hot, I have no idea what you're talking about. I want those rabbit teeth on me. Plus, she seems exceptionally chill with everything, so she would be a calming influence.
>the most addictive substances that regularly increase body toxicity and gross dependency don't count because I say so
You don't seem upstanding. You seem like a fucking moron that can't reflect on yourself.
A bit much as a lot of andro girls a pot smokers.
but normies and most of america regularly don't give a fuck about pot. I think about 50% say they've tried it and around 70 say they approve of it being legal. You're either in the minorities or above 70 years old if you don't.
I only ever hear of people upset or angry over weed either on 4chan or some straight edge kid quoting the elementary DARE program.
Ahaha, this reminds me of a badly drawn MSPaint comic where a dude agreed to have an open relationship with his girlfriend, thinking he would be able to fuck other women and all he got was getting cucked.
I imagine you're basically in the same situation as the dude, my condolences and don't date a bislut next time.
We have a surgeon, he is the best in our country for abdominal surgery and is also the boss of the department. In our general meetings he always smokes. It was always comedy gold to go there and watch the other doctors lose their shit about it while he smoked away, examining the patient's scores for an operation. A smart guy
She hasn't fucked anyone else yet. On one hand I'm kinda happy because she has some friends to have threesomes with and I always wanted to do that. She only fucks other people in threesome situations so at least it wont be as bad as always getting cucked. Maybe if she gets to fuck guys on occasion she wont feel the need to leave me for a man like my last ex?
Oh. You're actually dating her.
You gon get your heart broke anonette. Don't do it. Doesn't even sound like you're that into an open relationship. You should never do one in hopes of keeping someone that does want one. Fuck that.
>you don't have the same values as me on weed
>it's cause your poor lel
It's always come off as some cheap bait to see people on this armania brides blog bragging about how much fictional money they make or are around. I don't get why you guys do it. Just makes me think you must not actually know money.
I don't hate them if they're just for sex and cuddling. What's wrong with you people. It's not like I'm in love with her.
when did i ever imply that? of course it is. i know plenty of people that are making < 30k. it's just that if you're a huge pothead and you're doing that, people are going to judge you, and rightfully so. it's pathetic.
>just some regular cis het dude just spending his straight week time hours browsing the gayest section of some yaoi enthusiasm convention page
>as cis het dudes are wont to do
ok tranny. I get why you're so anti weed now. It fucks with your hormones. Sorry about that.
cis people can be trannies now? wow, lesgen is definitely the dumbest gen, on the dumbest board, on the dumbest website on the internet. congrats!
also, you must have missed the part where I said I smoke weed everyday.
I'd point out that it would have been clearer if you'd just said 'unless you make enough to mildly impress the average person, you're going to get judged' from the beginning, but you seem to be intentionally phrasing things in an inflammatory way.
oh i get plenty, just not that rancid, fat, neet, dyke vag. i used to have a roommate like years ago. she'd be masturbating in her bedroom, but the living room would stink afterwards. the cow noises she made were pretty funny though, so it kind of balanced out.
I'm so happy to be gay after once again being reminded of the cringey shit straight girls have to deal with. Hopefully this masterbaiter here overcomes his denial and bothers other gay men instead.
>I-i btfo out of all you d-dumb bitches
>w-with muh cock
>t-that i have n-no dysphoria with
>you can tell cause i keep talking bout what a viral man i am
>pl no bully
No keep going man. I actually love when "het cis" dudes come in here and give the asinine reasons we poor lesbians well never get to enjoy his whole 2 inches of cock. It adds some diversity to the mtf dudes that come here about the same shit.
wow, you really have some issues. i wouldn't want you to go anywhere near my cock, btw. also, it's virile, not viral. i guess it's hard for you to type when you're seeing red.
i guess being a fat neet has really worn you down over the years.
why would i want to do a cringy thing like that? i don't give a fuck if you're straight or not? why do lesbians always throw that around when they get angry?
this whole thing started because i am sick of fat neets that smoke weed all day and think it's cool.
also, i don't really keep any cash around. tend to use debit for everything.
damn troll you dead already and still going
also why does lesgen respond to trolls only during the workday hours?
fucking hate it. I waitress and have weird hours and wanna talk with the normie girls but they're never here when I am.
Oh and I'm making pumpkin snickerdoodles tonight. Anyone cooking anything?
I didn't know you were that into lesgen. Why are you here not-gay-guy?
I'm 5'7 and have almost always dated girls shorter than me. My first gf was 5 feet even. It used to bother me to date so short but I think that was just hs insecurity about coming off as some hulking bulldyke. I guess cause I'm skinny now I can just see short girls as looking cute next to me.
why not? i had some fun, and a bunch of lezzies got so btfo that they got their periods early this month. win/win for me.
honestly, work is slow today, and this is one of the funniest boards on the entire website. all the gen threads are hysterical.
Oh and I just mean cause we're super boring and talk about boring shit often. If it were a lesbian fetish you could just go to /gif/ or /u/ or /s/. Kinda out of the way here. If it's just to be some master ruseman it's kinda pathetic.
I just wonder why you're using lesgen as a cover to allow you to see the gayer parts of lgbt. Like it's anonymous. No one is gonna judge you really. Feels like a way too complicated a beard imo.
I'm just overthinking this thing cause I was reading about how the average narcissistic 20 yr old guy needs to lie to himself before lying to others and I'm seeing it's a common theme here on /lgbt/. Like idk how it works in your brain exactly but it's always been weird to see here with such an obvious pattern.
I guess I'll stop touching the bait now.
I adore tiny girls. I'm not particularly tall though, I'm barely 5'6. So I just have to pray that I'll get a freak growth spurt at 22
oh, hah figured this would be the response. sorry for extra shitting up the slow thread lesgen. guess enjoy this pic. Wish I actually knew more lesbian books tbh.
>implying lesbians have it any better
I'm not even referring to lesbians making up a tiny % of the population. Straight girls have this god damned habit of being so overly touchy with each other that you can't make up whether they play for your team or not.
Yesterday I went out to an open campus party and you would not believe the amount of girls I saw clinging onto each other, giving kisses on the cheek and giggling. Fuck this non-gay earth I'll just die alone
Honestly I just take advantage of that shit. It's wonderful as long as I avoid feelings.
I really don't get why lesbians hate on straight sluts making out for attention. I mean it gets my attention. And I just like casual drunk make outs myself. Plus the reason girls do it is because they're horny but don't wanna make out with a guy because 1) a dude will expect to get laid that minute and 2) whatever het rules means it'll make them more of a slut. So they do it with girls but it's great for me because their guard is down, they're still horny, and I can get them home a lot easier.
Take advantage of those college sluts. You're never gonna find love in college anyway and even if you do you both likely won't be able to work it out after graduation.
Women think different than men. Most girls want to feel safe and want commitment. Not that a guy understands that. Your dick is literally always overpowering your brain. Casual sex is cool for men but tends to leave women empty and sad. Even the uber sluts realize it when they are old and no one wants them.
My girlfriend is that height. That's a pretty good height. She always kisses my forehead and when she wants to tease me she just looks forward and pretents that she can't see me because I am that small.
Really? I'm 5'7 and like it as a height. Look fine in heels, look normal without, not to tall or too short, it's great.
If I ever wish to be taller I just wear heels.
Nah I'm a girl, cis and all. I just slutted it up in college when I got tired of all the lesbian heartbreak.
It does leave you sad over time but it's also only 4 years so as long as you don't stay a slut it works out.
Is that that christian thing where you think every time you have sex it's the same as being in love or give your heart/soul?
Never did buy that bs. But I guess you can try to convince me or whatever autist response.
No I don't believe in religious nonsense.
Yeah I think it is pretty sad when you view sex as a seperate thing to love.
You will always see your future girls as replacable and i wouldn't want to be just another vag to my girlfriend.
>Yeah I think it is pretty sad when you view sex as a seperate thing to love.
>You will always see your future girls as replacable and i wouldn't want to be just another vag to my girlfriend
These statements are kind of contradictory. If sex is separate from love, you're capable of love. In which case there's a possibility for girls that aren't replacable/'just another vag'.
Although the damage is done. The more girls you experienced the less you will be content with the girl you actually settle down with.
There is always some characteristic or body feature that you will miss.
I think a partner count of 1-3 is perfect. Everything above that is unnecesary risky to deal with.
Keep telling yourself that. I can understand you that you convince yourself that you can have self respect in spite of slutting it up. It's not like you can undo the one night stands.
Eww. Of course you love it. You are damaged goods and are happy you get commitment inspite of that.
You either lied about your partner count or your partner is a slut too or has low self esteem.
I live in a state where it's legal. I can't walk down the street without getting contact high. I was never interested in the politics involved, or the percentage of people for/against it. But just so you realize it, the majority doesn't always know what's best. I'm not upset over it. I don't scream for it to be criminalized. I just avoid it and the people who do it.
75k is the amount where happiness reaches its peak. If you aren't making that bank then just stop talking to me.
>75k is the amount where happiness reaches its peak.
I object to your phrasing. $75k is the point at which increased income stops significantly contributing to 'happiness', not where happiness reaches its peak.
A lot/most aren't exactly doing it for attention (not the ones i have seen, at least) . It's just that (straight) women are needy and open to physical interaction so they hug and caress each other more. And that pisses me a bit off somehow, maybe because I know there is little to no emotional dept to the intimate-looking actions they go about doing, and that they do it so easily often and nonchalantly. I guess it kinda feels like mockery when you're a kissless virgin.
I adore short girls. I'm 5'9. I prefer girls from 5'2-5'6. I know 5'6 isn't short, it's a little above average, but still. I like girls to be shorter than me. They are easier to dominate in bed.
Gimme your height man. The life of a 5'4" dom is hell.
>probably chasing trannies
says the midgit dyke lol. 5'9 is hardly a manlet especially compared to you. and i gotta huge cock. i have no problem with bitches. but i honestly feel sorry for you dom dykes. i would probably kill myself.
>be university professor
>new semester just started, assigned to teach one of the Freshman classes
>there's a really qt girl attending it
>we engage in conversation and she turns out to be into animu
>mfw she actually just messed up the times and is in the class of another professor
And I thought I could form the bond of forbidden love.
It really depends on a lot of factors. Age, how long you've been together, what level your relationship is at, where you are in your lives, jobs, finances. Only you can know if you're ready to get married.
I wish you the best of luck though, marriage can be a wonderful thing.
I'm getting married soon so I think it's a good idea.
I have that fear too, just because I really don't like divorce. Just the whole idea of it terrifies me. Not even just breaking up but just having to deal with courts like that and what if we have kids and then I just hold marriage to a standard that I feel divorce is kinda unethical or at least a sign of weakness in a person.
Plus even though I've been with gf for a years now we hardly argue and that worries me more because I'm scared we might not know how or that the first big argument will break us in some way.
It's helped to talk it out. My mom and have both given me some solid advice on how to make a marriage work or a relationship in general over decades. Priest and deacon have given us talks, her old grandma that was married for ever gave us advice, then we also talked with each other a lot.
Just about what we both want out of life, how we'd like to raise our children, what are our long time financial/home plans, goals for work, what if one of us develops a wondering eye, how to tell each other if one of us is getting fat, important shit like that. And even if it comes to the worst we've both decided on how to properly separate without as many issues, how to split up theoretical kids, how to split estates and money, all that plus what's really grounds for divorce and what just means we should see counseling.
A big part of me always wanted to just live with her for a few decades and then marry at like 50 when there's obviously no risk for divorce. But more and more it's bothering me to not have her as "wife". I was gonna just wait till 30 because even though divorce rates are 50/50, after 30 the odds get a lot better. But then going against that is that we wanna adopt and it's already gonna be hard adopting as a lesbian couple, gonna be harder if it comes off as a recently married couple.
Besides my mom thinks we're already technically common law at this point now that gay marriage is legal.
Oh btw if anyone was here from that last thread that dress is like the first one I looked at and we still looked around, even went to stores and for a whole damn day were looking at an entirely different style. But nah fuck that waste of time it still got on the first one.
And this is still hers thank fucking god.
N-no, im tall and imposing and stuff!
Im really not, Im shy and pretty quiet. It doesnt suit being this tall, thats for damn sure.
I tried to dom my ex because she was really into it, but I was hopeless.
Have some best OTP fam!
This is an actual product we are selling in the store I work
Did someone say OTP?
>tfw I am basically Aya
>tfw super into short haired redheaded tomboys but can't find any who swing my way
I want to fugg Ayaya so badly. Too bad I'm not a redhead denser-than-a-black-hole tomboy.
Is 5'5/5'6 objectively the worst height for a lesbian?
>most girls will be around your height so no room for height gap fetish
>if you want a smaller gf your only hope are Japanese midgets
>if you want a tall gf your only hope are north european vikings
>you will get laughed at if you want to top or dominate
>your gf is likely to leave you for someone taller than you because women love height
>your gf is likely to leave you for someone taller than you because women love height
I should evidently just go and hang out around other couples so they will gravitate towards my height.
Damn other me. 5'7 and every but one girl I dated was shorter.
I think 5'7 is pretty baller girl height. It's horrible for guys but great for girls. But then I don't have a particular height fetish.
5'2 blonde hair blue eyed femme. I wish I was taller.
Fuckkkk. You're perfect. Would you date a girl 6 inches taller than you?
>what if one of us develops a wondering eye, how to tell each other if one of us is getting fat
Pls share your wisdom, explain me how would you tell each other?
BTW How old are you? (both)
Idk, I once took a bottle of wine in public and it was classy. And hell it was worse because it was a sangria mix in the bottle.
Though it was one of those hipster park movie picnic things and all the yuppies had wine or some booze
>5'10, almost always the tallest girl
>get to know hot tall blonde, she's got an inch or two on me
>grabs my waist and pulls me close
>have to LOOK UP into her face
>never been the smaller, passive one
>feel a little weird about it
>and very turned on
now i get you amazon-chasers
No need to be so mean just because you were seduced by a tranny.
Ok. On getting fat it's just very blunt "hey you getting fat and it's not time to get fat yet stop". Since I cook most I'm in control of the diet and cause she's better at organizing things she'll get us middle age lady swimming or dancing clubs.
On wondering eye it depends more actually. I imagine decades of being with someone must get boring. My sister actually had some advice on this (which yeah weird too get advice from her but she's actually cool and the only one in the family I could get sex advice from). She's a part of this like private sex toy/kink club and offered me some membership. But basically the deal is if it's wondering eye due to just getting bored we spice shit up. Sex clubs and more bdsm. Maybe even a sex counselor. If it's "oh that girl is hot and I really wanna see some new pussy" we threesome it.
Her taste in girls and mine are similar but we've just yet to be into anyone but each other. We did one with a friend but that was more because the girl wanted it with us more than anything and we were both curious.
Neither of us thinks we'll be ok with an open open relationship. But if a stray kiss or touch happens it's forgivable as long as we're honest right away.
The only time an open relationship would happen is if one of us just seriously loses sex drive. We're both pretty active on that front so idk if it'll happen. So if one loses sex drive and just can't/won't pick it up, counseling doesn't work, no bdsm or any sex book, than the one with the sex drive can go get some strange pussy but all the same it has to be honest and just sex.
Also either of us can always look at another girl but that's obviously it.
She had more rules on it over smaller less sexual things. I'd say she's more jealous than me but it's not so much sexual as romantic shit. Like she's never given a fuck if I'm wearing some lowcut dress and someone checks me out. But it bugs her if I make a cook for someone she thinks likes me.
I don't think you're that bad of a person. At least you know you can be terrible at times. And I think you could probably grow out all of this, maybe you just need the right push. Probably from a qt asian gf or something.
Gd there's a lot of spelling/grammar errors. Sorry.
But basically if it's a sexual wondering eye it's something we can deal with or will make an attempt to. If it's a romantic wondering eye it's either some extreme couple counseling to stop that shit or divorce. I'm not so worried about that.
I'm more "awe if you fall for some other girl just let me know so you can be happy and I'll leave while crying and such sad shit, just don't lie and waste my time". She's more "fuck that you leave that other bitch alone or I make her life hell till she leaves and then we get one more chance to work it out".
Also look at these cute stumps for reception decor. Dads gonna make these but with varnish and our initials in hearts + initials all burned in.
Yeah man, I saw that shit on a fucking lunchbox at the Mall of America.
The latter is true in the west. There aren't any really, really cute and attractive lesbians in this part of the world because feminism, the freedom of dressing as manly as you please and natural whitey manfaces.
No, western women are just fugly because they act like men and dress like men and it's even worse with lesbians because they have masculinized brains so it gets to the point where you don't know if it's a lesbian or FtM.
I want a cute, feminine and attractive gf, and western women can't provide that. It's really no surprise even straight men are going for qt Asians.
>I want a cute, feminine and attractive gf, and western women can't provide that
Yeah, you just haven't been around enough western women if you think every single lesbian-identifying woman looks like a man.
Yeah I find qt lesbians easy enough. It's just if she's single or if you're single or if personalities click.
I don't get this narcissism thing some dykes seem to have here. I mean do you really imagine you're the only decent looking dyke in the country?
It's kek, let kek be kek.
Like look pic related, found in a second of scrolling through a gay-girl-looking-for-gay-girls thing.
>tfw you'd never a chance with a beauty like her
>tfw when you see beautiful girls and you can't even look in their direction because they're so beautiful you're ashamed of your own hideousness
>tfw you tripped and full on fell in front of this gorgeous girl today because you were stunned by her absolutely perfect smile
Her voice was even cute as she was asking if I was okay and helping me pick up my stuff
brb killing myself
idk, I'm not attracted to what most people consider beautiful because all I can think of is how long she spends on beauty and how much space her beauty-related shit takes up. I'm not hating - hobbies take space - but it prevents me from desiring them. The aggressive desire to doll me up also makes me want to run in the other direction.