Post house/room goals or inspiration. Or post your own room.
Also do you have a gf and does your gf having different aesthetic taste fuck with your own?
speaking of homes, I just got a call from my landlord saying they found a girl to fill in the extra empty room, which means starting tomorrow I'll have a roommate.
This is the first time that I have to share a house with a stranger and right off the bat, I'm not liking it. The idea sounds nice in a way, but I have always been a very private person. There's a lot of shit I'm only really comfortable doing either by myself or around close family (nothing gross, its just the idea of having random people involved in my homely habits that really bugs me).
Example: I like blasting kpop as I'm doing work, I don't see myself feeling comfortable enough doing it with somebody else on the side other than my sister who also enjoys it.
A bit of a more extreme example would be walking around in pajamas and overall just being me.
I know I can't stop this from happening, but I'm not sure how I'll deal with it. I feel like I'll have to abdicate being myself, even when I'm at home.
>Her ears are awkward and her chin is huge.
Her ears are a miracle of the universe, they are big but cute and her chin is normal.
>Your yellow fever must be intense, she's like a capuchin
Capuchins are cute, but I won't deny my yellow fever is indeed intense.
The girl I have a crush on (and I'm fairly positive likes me back) has good aesthetic taste, from what I've seen of her current place keeps things tidy and she doesn't mind my atrocious music taste. I think we'd do well living together if we got there, our friends are all making jokes about when we're going to start dating or move in together so I like to pretend imagining stuff like this is completely pointless. My ex was the absolute opposite of me, we did live together for a while but I couldn't stand how she keeps everything so messy, apparently concepts like clothes going in drawers/closets and beds being made were never introduced to her as a child. I loved her but I couldn't handle living with her.
That's not it at all, you should link to the last thread in the OP, braindead newshit.
If you're gonna make the general every time you better get it right, you failed spic, or go back to reddit/tumblr/facebook/irl and stop shitting the general with your worthless opening posts.
I really like my job, but my family always makes me feel like a stupid retard whenever I talk about it, and they're like why don't you just go to college. urgh
I care for goats all day on a free-range goat farm
>I care for goats all day on a free-range goat farm
What is it with lesbians and goats? Yesterday's goat sacrifice wedding, today a goat farmer.
>ftm drawn in by room porn
damn your lesbian wiles
I think it's the sign of a lesbian. For some reason I've recently had this overwhelming love for them. I love how they faint, how they scream like people, and how cute their head butts are. Cats are way too mainstream. But if you own a goat, she knows you're serious. How can you say you love her if you don't even own a herd?
Dream house involves a few mini goats, some chickens, and a pig with a limestone farmhouse. Perfect location would be just on the outskirts of a city but near enough some body of water to fish/hunt.
Idk, I'm private myself and had decent time with roommates
>uni first year
>oh no 3 roommates
>but biggest rooms on campus
>2 of the girls are on tennis team
>other one just from the city and mandatory freshman housing
>that one is just super shy and never talks
>other two never there and always out with other teammates
>often have weekend to myself because away games and the one goes to her family
>we never talk to each other much but it's not odd
>clean, no boys, quiet living
Then after I still had a decent time with roommates. Off campus even it was fine. Most normal people mind their business. Even blasting music it'd probably be ok as long as they're ok with it or you keep it in your room.
My parents have a house in Sweden in the woods, within walking distance from a town with a convenience store and within 20 minutes driving from a larger city. It is surrounded by three large lakes.
Not limestone made, but it can literally be paradise in all seasons. No plumbing though, so those necessities are performed in a more primitive fashion.
>thin walls in uni housing
>girl in the room next to me is a hypersexual bi girl who spends most of her time working through every single gay girl in the city
>except me since I had a gf
Every club night for like six months I was hearing a ridiculous amount of sex through that wall.
Never had that issue with roommates but had it with neighbors
>neighbor asian dude
>dating some white girl
>know that white girl, kinda friends
>asian dude is super polite
>often hear from my bed their fighting
>fucking too but it's faint enough that music covers it
>but their fighting
>goddamn they say some hurtful shit
>feel awkward around them
>like I didn't wanna know what you sound like heartbroken and crying
>but I do now and it's weird
enjoy this pretty goat now
I was living with some country folk. Their country friends never washed out the toilet so when you came to do your business, you discovered big piles of shit. They also argued and got drunk pretty often.
What series are you watching now, lesgen? I watch mostly zombie flicks. But now I am interested in Red Band Society and the Scream Queens. Who knew that Emma Roberts is a better actor than her dad
Is Scream Queens good? Gay space rocks is on hiatus so I need something new to watch
Damn I like that one too. Asian mom can get it.
My favorite show is probably black sails but it's not on again till january.
I loved bojack though. Fucking feels.
>when you meet nice girls you have stuff in common and have enjoyable conversations with
>when said girls are also lesbians
>but they're not your type and you feel no attraction
I've met quite a few lesbians that have more in common with me than my girlfriend, not feeling attracted to them is not odd.
In some way, I guess I feel in a similar way to them that I am good friends with as I do with my older and younger sister. Wouldn't date them either :p
I hate that I don't feel attracted to a lot of women. I can see pretty girls that are so far out of my league but not actually feel desire for them. Sometimes I find myself trying to force my way into liking them because finding a girl I have that magic spark with is so rare it's killing me waiting for the next random time it happens.
It's always goat sacrificing time.
Also how do you think the whole goat = devil stuff came about? Do you think people started associating goats with the devil because they pictured the devil with horns and look at this goat skull? Or do you think they had no idea what the devil would look like but saw a goat skull and thought "well that's fucked up looking, bet that's what the devil looks like"?
Nah the uterus looks like the ram skull, not goat. Unless you got your fallopian tubes just jutting up all pointy like.
Also shark brain.
Nature is fun.
Ok hey yo who wants to learn a little something about satanism and goats?
Cause I learned some bs off of ten minutes of wikifuckingpedia and am gonna regurgitate that shit here
So there's probably multiple reasons goats and the devil are such buds. One being this shit from the bible:
>" When the Son of man shall come in his glory ,...he shall set the sheep on his right hand and the goats on his left; then shall the King say unto the sheep, 'Come ye who are blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundations of the world.' Then shall the Kings say unto the goats on the left; 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into everlastng fire prepared for the devil and his angels'
And you know how christians take their bible allegories to damn literal.
Secondly this dude Baphomet. Who isn't really in the bible, like there's not really much shit on the devil/hell in the bible. But crusaders tortured these pagans that confessed to worshipping Baphomet and really, poor "pagans" were prob just muslims saying the french Mahomet or Muhammed. Crusaders weren't listening to that shit though. So they basically made up shit about this fake pagan god to make it seem like there were a bunch of devil worhshippers following it and it hated god and worked for the devil. Original pagans getting tortured said it looked like all kinds of animals like cats or dogs mostly (cause tortured people will say anything to just die already). But the fake fake god got out of hand. Some anti-templar-freemancer dudes wrote books making up the history of this Baphomet acting like freemancers and gnostics and folks late to the pythagorians party were worshiping it and all cult like in order to discredit them. And everyone else p much looked at that as bullshit but it was whatever.
I've only heard it as separating the sheep and the goats. The sheep follow the shepherd, therefore they are righteous for their obedience because they know what's good for them. The goats are not so uniform, they became the symbol of rebelliousness and the ultimate rebel was the devil.
>But crusaders tortured these pagans that confessed to worshipping Baphomet and really, poor "pagans" were prob just muslims saying the french Mahomet or Muhammed.
The knights templar were also accused of worshiping Baphomet.
THEN Eliphas Lévi literally writes the book on dark magic and makes the devil cult. Co-opts that Bapomet god but now with goats and wings and tits and dick and everything under the sun. Why all that? Idk lesbos. Really the goat thing wasn't on this pagan god so strong before. I mean the hermaphrodite shit yeah, and maybe vague beast heads but not goat specifically. He prob just copied that shit off of tarot cards tbh. But look he was some french magician dude just writing shit and he made the god what it is now so there's that.
Look most of this satanic occult shit is just some rationalist fuckers that do some side funky magic (that's really just having a positive attitude). Even the pentagon is just some left over pythagorean philosophy. Also a lil femanism, that's why every good has half girl/guy parts cause it makes both genders equal. They just got tired of catholic shit, figured they'd make their own stuff up with similar morals on being good to people, but like to have satan and dark backgrounds cause it spoops out the christians and they're just 12 year old trolls like that.
But that dudes B-man was just so cool looking/sounding other writers took it up and anyone writing anything about pagans/devil/occult/sppoopy shit just threw it up there. And it looks like a goat.
Also shit like Pan and some greek co opting a goat good from egypt and witches having a vaguely goat looking devil on the tarrot cards before all that probably inspired him too. Doesn't help that most goat/human characters were often shown as perverts (prob cause goats are perverts).
And b-man god just gets written off as the devil all the time after all that tho.
Oh yeah I thought I put that there.
Cause after this dickhead that hates the Templar starts writing papers/books on the Baphomet. Describing it in the most detail no one has made up before to make out like templar totally worship it. And just anyone else he's against like freemancers and nostics breaking away from the church and whatever.
Like some christian dude just made the pagan god up to be like "nuh uh you worship this pagan god I know cause I wrote the only book on it"
but that then some actual pagan centuries later is just like "damn, that god sounds sick af, gonna make a cult based on it real now"
what a lie gone too far.
Also look at this spoopy shit that just came up on google
The Lord God had created all animals, and had chosen out the wolf to
be his dog, but he had forgotten the goat. Then the devil made
ready and began to create also, and created goats with fine long
tails. Now when they went to pasture, they generally remained
caught in the hedges by their tails, whereupon the devil had to go
and disentangle them, with a great deal of trouble. This enraged
him at last, and he went and bit off the tail of every goat, as may
be seen to this day by the stump.
Then he let them go to pasture alone, but it came to pass that the
Lord God perceived how at one time they gnawed away at a fruitful
tree, at another injured the noble vines, or destroyed other tender
plants. This distressed him, so that in his goodness and mercy he
summoned his wolves, who soon tore in pieces the goats that went
there. When the devil observed this, he went before the Lord and
said, your creatures have destroyed mine. The Lord answered, why
did you create things to do harm. The devil said, I was compelled
to do it, inasmuch as my thoughts run on evil. What I
create can have no other nature, and you must pay me heavy damages.
I will pay you as soon as the oak leaves fall, come then, your money
will then be ready counted out. When the oak-leaves had fallen, the
devil came and demanded what was due to him. But the Lord said, in
the church of constantinople stands a tall oaktree which still has
all its leaves. With raging and curses, the devil departed, and
went to seek the oak, wandered in the wilderness for six months
before he found it, and when he returned, all the oaks had in the
meantime covered themselves again with green leaves. Then he had to
forfeit his indemnity, and in his rage he put out the eyes of all
the remaining goats, and put his own in instead.
This is why all goats have devil's eyes, and their tails bitten off,
and why he likes to assume their shape.
But it's just that one shit.
There's not really a whole lot of goat symbolism in the bible tho. Seems it could have been any stupid animal like cow or pig or turkey but hey the book was written in the Mediterranean so goats.
Also probably just that goats are uglier than sheep.
This happens to me all the time, in that I'm never the girl's type. Only straight girls tell me they would date me if they were gay, only slightly bi-curious girls get super into me. Other lesbos just instantly friendzone me and never seem to consider me as a romantic possibility. I don't get it.