/mtfg/ meets /an/ edition
do you have any pets ,/mtfg/?
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That is some terrible fan art op
Yea, you can hear the montana slang/almost canadian shit in my accent i think. Then again, my accent is a frankensteins monster, made up of three corners of america.
Why the fuck would you ever want to move here?
You are drunk.
Do you think Raven ever ask him to knot her?
I can't remember your voice atm :x
>actually you should take some pics in general and show them to me tbh
Do I still have you on Skype? I'll send some when I start taking them, after I get my shit hair fixed and such.
Certain words and sounds have so much twang to them now it seems, it's embarrassing almost. I don't want a bunch of yankees making fun of me when I move north.
>Preferably a FAT one ._.
On my way, nerd.
Long ago, when I first started transitioning, a cis girl near me was a chaser, and I talked to her for a bit before my social retardism kicked in and I just stopped. They're out there.
I told my mother that I was trans yesterday. She thinks that I am not because all she knows about transgender people is what she sees on TV.
She said that I cannot be transgender because I didn't like girly things when I was 3yo.
What? Raifu is like one of the founding mothers of knotting, in the pantheon of knots she is described is sitting next to the high knot ufufu, whispering her message of dog sex to mortal ears, for not even the other knotgods could hear her voice without cumming
yeah i think u still have me on skype
its sailoressmercury though
>can't remember my voice.......o-oh
here is some stupid thing i uploaded as a reply some weeks ago
Well, where are you from?
Just trust me, when I show up and start associating with you, you'll understand why it's embarrassing.
>implying I wasn't one of the initiators of the knotty girl psyops in /mtfg/ and abroad
F-fuckin' yankee shits are gonna ruin my new life.
A lot of parents do that, anon. My father did, for a while. Only it was funny when he did it because I was a massive faggot growing up but he was never around so he thinks it never happened.
I just want to find a qt3.14 I can date and who gets me emotionally
I'm sick and tired of just hooking up and then having that be it. It's not fun anymore, I want someone I can cuddle with and shit like that
If only I passed
i just did my first DIY estrogen injection,,, the first ampoule completely shattered while i was trying to open it and i cut my finger badly on the second one ugh,, but the actual injection didnt hurt at all it went in so smooth
Dang good song
There's actually a lot of statistics and stuff arguing that people who think theyre trans from a young age change their minds after puberty. Idk what to believe, but personally, i found out i was trans when i was 13 and it became obvious to me the differences between genders.
I cant do anything except cuddle with people, I'm totally alone
Hmm, not really that I notice. Qt voice tho, I'm jealous.
I feel the same way anymore, except I want a boy.
>tfw you find yourself fantasizing about being cuddled more than actual sex most days
Well, then you most likely have a Danish accent to any foreigners. Are there any accent differences within Denmark, like there are here in the US? Sounds like you got around, so you might have picked up a few parts of several, even if you don't notice it.
I thought you meant like, /k/'s invasion prospect, at first.
You just don't understand.
>tfw not a lewd god convincing mortals to do crazy shit just cause I can
>tfw nobody will ever orgasm to the sound of my voice
>tfw never gonna raise a family on a nice piece of land with a loving husband and spend any free time I can get while the kids are at school and he's at work shooting in my back yard
The worst thing for me is that I can't even tell if I'm ever going to pass or not
I just legitimately don't know and I don't want to sound like an attention whore about it but the people I actually /know/ I can't trust to drop truth bombs on me
>tfw fucking dying from this cold
only got a few hours of sleep, most of it was just laying in bed awake though. Now It's 2 am and Im not even tired. My nose is fucking destroyed.
Whenever I get sick it hits me like a truck god dammit.
>Did we just ASS-TO-ASS?
I talked to a guy from Denmark for a while. He said it was nice there, and he showed me pictures, and I loved them. Do you like it there, anon?
>get a nice dog(not like that!)
>tfw never gonna find a boy who would want his dog to mount me
>tfw I seriously have no idea how that conversation would even happen and am giggling at the thought of:
>We should try something new.
>Bend over, I'll go get Spot.
>its just practice u can do it too
I'm trying but I still have dyke voice ;_;
>Also I agree, I'm pretty sad there's no pantheon of the knots
Then we shall make one. We have ufufu, this anon, and I. Whom else thinks they're worthy to stand among us?
Fallout themed dragon dildos when?
Tbh they seem like a pain to keep clean
Ohh I guess they already have fallout themed ones
Every fucking day with this shit
I'm not going to get a callback for this job tomorrow am I? Its going to torture me all day until Monday when I get the email saying they chose someone else. Just give me one more chance for a one on one interview...
Fuck why do companies torture people like this.
It's the way things work. Power to the top dogs.
Is crossdressing a legitimate hobby?
I know its a gateway to transgenderism and I've always been a closeted crossdresser but just never got into it because I always got shunned out of it but I want to actually take it seriously.
PreHRT and probably not going to get on it ever
Nahh that's called being a fetishist. Just ask lalalarry
I hope you find out what you're looking for in life alicat. You seem really confused I think all of us are in some way in life but I hope you work through them.
Why do you faggots obsess over trips aren't even posting right now?
Everyday you talk about lalily angie kayla maki cheska when they aren't even around.
And when you fags shitpost its nothing original just copies of other peoples shitposting and the same transbian argument
You anons need to come up with new material
I'd swap clothes with a friend of mine, she'd get my ruffle shirts and rich velvet coats (i had an 18th century aristocrat/vampire phase, everyone goes through that phase right) and I'd get her corsets and dumb strappy skirts. it didn't count as crossdressing if someone is wearing your clothes.
fyi goth clothes are awful, and andro/dyke plaid shirts and beanie hats or basic bitch baggy jumpers and skinny jeans is the way to go
Because I don't want to date non-passing trap boys? I don't think thats why I'm single tbh, its not like theres a ton of them throwing themselves at me
Id ejaculate on her face than say stupid emojis afterwards
>basing your identity on the cartoons you watch
How about you be an adult and not worry about gender and stop watching cartoons?
>mfw I have to complete coursework in the next five days
>mfw I have made zero progress so far and have no idea how to do it and have forgotten most of what I need to know already
pretty fucked tbh fam
>clothes that coincidentally show off my tits
>and i won't tuck so people see my bulge
where I live this is literally a guide on how to get shanked fast tbh
Also I just realised I've been taking 300mg spiro a day the last couple of days instead of 150 mg because I'm retarded
Am I going to die?
actually dungeon explorer on tg16 was my first rpg
and fuck u gsc are great
just make it exactly like pokemon but make it harder to get the best of that pokemon's species and include drug and alcohol references as well as sexual references in the games.
full customizeable characters and you can fuck your pokemon if you're into it.
>not knowing what metroidvania means
kid... kid... kid... kid.
yeah idk mechanically they are ok but don't you kind of wish we could figure out how to not have ivs and evs? it's not the greatest mechanic. ;~;
having harder difficulties would be cool. like battle maison/factory/whatever hard throughout the game would make me hype.
>rondo of blood and C64
Major shit taste. C64 really? REALLY!?
M:P is an over hyped game that has graphics going for it and not much else. It's a poor fps when compared to something like goldeneye
IVs and EVs are good, but they should be more accessible and easy to work with
They're good from a customisation and minmax perspective though
Imo just an endgame thing that let's you more easily see and manipulate IVs/EVs would be cool
Maybe an item that makes it show each of a pokemons IVs from 0 to 31 exactly or something idk
>Tfw havent played any metroid OR castlevania
I don't think its my type of game.
No, the rules are simple for the sake of kids. If you make it statistically more difficult its just more boring and takes more time and clicking to beat, not more thought.
Pokemon or a reskin made for adults would need re-engineering. New types, things that arent obvious so its harder to understand what counters what, different attack types that make deciding which attack to choose more difficult. It needs STUFF.
Those all seem like small ass stuff, a beer here or like, nudey mags in mgs are pointless small touches, they dont impact the game.
I guess but I think the meat of the game is in player interactions like trading and battling though so making IVs just more digestible (like a star display similar to the super training one) would just make breeding less frustrating
Yeah I guess you're right
I think this is my perspective of only really liking the multiplayer aspects speaking though so yeah
also: what i would like to see in pokemon is for things to scale a little better. like in xy, which i just played, i switched out the pokemon i was training several times thru the story and all of my pogeys were still 75~85 by the time i got to the elite four and i steamrolled the fuck out of it. it was pretty boring; having pokemon that high above the trainers and battles you encounter through the game (it was like a discrepancy of 12-20 levels for every single elite four member ) shouldnt be possible unless you grind really hard in between .
just a thot
Fusion is an abomination. It's not even a metroid game. You do zero exploring. The entire game is broken into sectioned of parts that can only be explored in a completely linear fashion. You get fucking briefing (mandatory ones, you can't skip or avoid them) before entering each area, which also spoils what item you are going to acquire so you don't even get to be surprised. Progressing through the areas also generally shoves you through some sort of one way passage so you can't even double back to check a different route, you get locked into whatever the correct path is. At first I thought it'd just be the begining that was like this, pandering to idiots so they can get a feel for the genre. But I've cleared like 6 areas and acquired as many suit upgrades. Even if you backtrack to a previous area with your newly unlocked shit, there's nothing worth getting. Super missiles just use normal missle ammo now, and only 1 each, so you never fucking run out, which makes missle upgrades worthless, and they're the only 'secrets' to find. Though they're generally not hidden at all, just sitting in plain sight past a locked door. Speaking of which, now the fucking doors don't open to various weapon types, but just require finding what amounts to a color coded key. So you don't even get the satisfaction of blowing up the stupid doors that were in your way for so long. Oh, but they still put them in completely retarded places, as if to pretend the game was actually open, and there was some sort of meaning in putting a level 1 door lock beyond a level 3 door lock when the keys have to be acquired in order. Oh, and they took out wall juumping. I mean, you can still wall jump, but it's never actually useful.
I think next edition should be comics edition
SC 4 wasn't even metroidvania style... it was like the classic games and I don't think it had multiple pathways. the metroidvania style is what makes castlevania games unique imho.
The multiple endings and pathways makes the games that have those features amazing.
It's why RE2 is the best Resident Evil. Shit is perf. As for metroid I could care less. I was never a big metroid fan as much as I was a castlevania fan.
i think maybe making the iv differences larger and having there be less of a difference between the levels of ivs would be good. like 1-100 instead of 1-31... you can play competitively with a pokemon that doesn't have perfect ivs without much trouble but it's so much harder to get perfect ivs...
hahaha oh man
im so glad i made u this angry about video games, this kinda spergout is funny to see
You can't jump off the same wall twice in a row any more, and any area with two walls close enough to let you climb this way also have ledges you can just grab on to which makes it totally pointless. Bomb jumping is also out, you only get a jump from ground level bombs, which is of course pointless since you get the ability to jump as a ball right after getting bombs.
>dexter accidentally talks to a gay guy, who subsequently asks him out
Shit i need a slash fic about this. Whyyyyy is watching dexter be romantically involved with others the best part of this stupid show
I typicaly prefer multiplayer competitive modes to single player, but with pokemon you have to raise your pokemon just to start playing competitive, and the games single player is boring after a few gyms.
The other fatal flaw in pokemon is that as the games have become newer theyve added more aesthetic mechanics, trying to make it a slice of life, making your pokemon more like familiars, like digital pets. It's like animal crossing, it makes me feel guilty if i dont play it. Thats dumb.
I'm just yanking your chain Alison.
I'm actually a big fan of the castlevania series (except for simon's quest) and por is my fav
Lol you just fell for pasta http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/jesus-christ-metroid-fusion-is-an-awful-game.88910/
Fusion is ok, but it was way too easy and linear. The best metroid is MP 2
And yes even though I played FF 8 and 100% is for you, the game is still very weak.
hey y'all remember the time we had out own hunger games and i emerged as the eternal champion of glory and light?
majoras mask my brah
i also love wind waker, link's awakening, twilight princess
oot is obligatory but i think i like the above more than it
tried to play the original loz and lttp but couldnt get into them, links awakening is the only 2d one i could.
i just drank a whole red bull so im going to make another mtfg hunger games rn. i need a list of trips pls. 24 trips gimme 24 trips!
my favorite is alttp too, but ww is a close second........
yeah i feel you but i think portraits whole thing was bringing shit back from the classics.
you have decent loz taste fam dont let the anons bully ya.
ok so we have itt:
15 we need more and if you girls want me to take one out let me know.
YOU'RE GOING BACK IN ANNENISS EVERTRANS!!!
>tfw cypro semi when something in my butt
whyyyyy must you betray me, disgusting body. how do i kill this evil. i thought you'd shrank but you're still monstrouys. must i go without pleasure entirely. must i be a nun. ahhhh
make me one of the 24, i want to die against someone hotter than me in an amusingly pathetic way
day one of hunger games more like day one of posting in mtfg
>3 of mtfg trip on a rock and fall off a cliff
>tfw never read or watched any of the hungry games
idk what is going on tbh
I'm complicated ok, I spared your life, you should be thanking me, I could have punched you in the tits, torn you apart like soft bread.
well if this is where kindness gets you then i'm never being kind again
;~; everyone is going to think i'm the hungry games slut
>nobody to hug
>want to die
>i die in the hunger games
>tfw once I grow boobs I probably won't be able to swim at the waterpark on holiday like we do every summer because who wants to let a creepy man in a bikini swim around children
>tfw when you need to pick out the one non-porn webm out of the tons of recordings that would get me banned
Good morning, sleep over edition
Sup with you guys?
I was going to go see my oldest friend and come out to him, but plans fell through.
Should I just tell him over facebook? We've been friends for 20 years and I really just wanted to tell him and have him hug me and tell me he loves me like he always does.
I feel you haha
idk my electronic tastes are all over. I've been trying to get into some darker stuff but I've been on a House and DnB kick lately
maybe this is more your speed?
>tfw the night is over and it's back to work as usual
Wut're you dressing up as? . 3.
I'm making myself a witch hat today~
What can I say, I do like I do.
Also, yeah~ That's Izzy, we love her to bits, she's an incessant memester but ain't nobody who doesn't end up laughing their lungs out when she's around.
To be perfectly honest, I met izzy miraculously through a friend who lives in Canada who just miraculously knew someone in my area.
At first it was pretty lewd but now we're just friends and gawrsh she's just the most precious thing. <3
Man, I haven't smoked in forever.
Whoah, hey, soz!
Totally missed your hi.
Hi~ : 3c
My life ain't all that glamorous, I just do like I do.
I spend most of my time alone and in gastrointestinal pain.
Wire frame and black denim and cloth parts and then a belt and maybe some stars or something.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry! I promise I didn't mean to ignore you, I just didn't see your reply. D;
I play umm ROB and some others, haven't played in a while but if I get back into it I'd like to play meta knight
I play marth / peach in melee which is like my main game though, as I get better I'm going to settle on just one character and try to place as well as possible in tournaments
>gets right up next to oddish without so much as a peep
>slowly leans in right next to her ear
>whispers but a single phrase
>oddish's eyes go wide as if the very essence of her soul has been broken
you've only been on spiro for a couple weeks, right? 300 mg will not kill you, kayla takes that daily afaik. also I think it took like a full couple months for my gt to stop working completely
I just mean I'm jelly of you getting to do pixel work and lewd stuff and you're usually really happy! (At least on here to us haha)
so here's a telepathic hug back *strains to send signal*
> I wanted to come see you because I wanted to talk to you and tell you that I'm transgender. I've been in therapy for it for about 2 years now and it's something that I don't want to and won't be able to hide from you anymore.
I can't hit the enter button.
The browns will never win they are cursed to go through 46 quarterbacks before picking up 36 year old journeyman Russell Wilson. He will immediately break his hip and the ghost of Matt Cassel will throw 60 interceptions.
But thats next week not this week!
>drinking heavily on election night
Me too, watching results roll in is more entertaining than sports to me. I don't think the outcome will be bad, no matter what it will be a minority government.
Yeah I suspect they're targeting people on the island. They're not stupid enough to spread themselves thin.
oh that's good then!
who's your team?
also no offense Aife but boo Broncos :p
I'm a Pats fan so I hope you can understand haha
you were even thinner? o.o you poor thing
Hopefully you've gotten better since then! And I'm sorry you get like that. I just feel like unlike a lot of others you don't really air out when you're all upset unless it's really serious haha
I used to be -very- thin.
My job at the time depended on it, or at least was made much more worth while by it.
It means we are replacing our racist, sexist, homophobic, nature hating, authoritarian prime-minister with an authoritarian manchild who's entire campaign slogan is "My father did a great job so I will too! Please ignore his abuses of the war measures act! Also fuck Harper, and smoke weed mkay?"
marshmallow hot chocolate with whipped cream on top :3
I have a blanket wrapped around me and my destination is maximum comfy
>implying that Pierre Trudeau abused the war measures act
The FLQ crisis was no joke, it was legitimately domestic terrorism, and two MPs had just been kidnapped following months of escalating violence. Ask your parents about it sometime.
For reference sake, Harper wanted to invoke it after that lone gunman made a run on parliament.
Besides I support Trudeau based on his platform of infrastructure replacement and budget deficits, not what his daddy did. (His dad fucked over Alberta hard tbh)