Its been a while, and the Bob Ross youtube channel has uploaded some archived footage of the first season! Why not take 20min out of your day to relax?
I can guarantee you wont regret it!
>babysitting cousin's 8-year-old son
>haven't seen him since he was like 3 years old
>thought he's into typical little boy stuff like Legos and Minecraft or drawing
>he has huge collection of Monster High dolls
>wants to make hairdos for them, shows off their clothes and accessories
>has a female character on MovieStarPlanet, shows it
>ask what music he likes, Britney Spears and some generic girl pop
Kids these days
At least he liked Minecraft and drawing too
I'm sure they're -somewhere- in there.
It's just punky homeless peeps who go out of their way to own their own homeslessness.
Yeah, I've never go back to that lifestyle.
Being a shut in is basically the same except with AC and rough sex I don't have to worry about getting infections over and booze you don't have to take a dick for.
And also the internet and my drawing tablet to make pixel art with.
Huh.. speaking of infections, I think my cheekbone piercing is starting to reject.
Ugh, shouldn't have let my fiancé convince me to take it out.
What does /gaygen/ think of piercings or other mods?
Implants? Tattoos? Stretching?
Tongue splitting? Ear Pointing? Sclera injections?
Oh JESUS! Is that the back of the neck? Just trigger my shit up tbh, Circe. Absolutely horrible.
Reasonable face and ear piercings can be cool, gauges are awful, but no one seems to get those any more, and the more extreme shit just screams "LOOK WHAT A BAD ASS I AM GUYS!".
I dislike most body modding tbh. Not that there's anything wrong with it but they just skeeve me out. Especially dick piercings because then my mind wanders to "What if that was MY dick?" and I start to freak out a little.
i don't like the more extreme stuff
i had my nostril done for a while, i'll probably have my septum done shortly
my ex had his lobes stretched just a little, i dunno if he ever got to 0 gauge, but they were very cute
i knew a guy who tried splitting his tongue which was gross, and i had a friend with some subdermals which suited her but definitely weren't my taste
But what if they're just low-key about it?
You wouldn't give shit to someone with colored scleras if they never ever bring them up anways, would you?
[spoiler]also mine don't set you off, do they?[/spoiler]
Dick piercings are -magical-.
Srsly. If only once in your life.
Ride a pierced dick. It's its own special flavor of goddamn magical
I'm not Wiz, you dumb prick. "AnnoyedCat" was just the first horrified looking reaction image in my alphabetically organised images folder.
gj rtard ur a special 1! :D
not really into the ear pointing, hole stretching. genital , lip, eyebrow, nips, ear... basically erogenous zones piercings are hot. some tats are hot. it all has to be done in moderation and good taste for it to work... kinda like this guy...
>tfw still recovering from a prince albert I had done earlier this month
Nah, most stuff is fine. I just mean I'd be less inclined to shag them, I'm not going to bitch about it.
It was just that piercing the back of the neck is like... just, nah, my spine goes there.
Alright, help me out here. I've never been to a gay bar but I wanna go because I'm getting lonely. But I need to know the etiquette when it comes to rejecting people. Assuming I even get hit on. So, how do I tell people to fuck off without being an asshole?
Oh, you, yes, let's be friends, who are you?
I never meet other people who can appreciate the "classic" mod culture.
I think one day I might do to get one done under, but I dunno..
Maybe a taint dermal? Just, like, a itty little heart or a skull, maybe a pair, even?
Or maybe even a horizontal lower belly button.
That's kind of what I've been thinking about for my next one.
I recommend nipple piercings.
I have them and they feel pretty awesome, especially if your partner is into playing with your chest or sucking on them.
[spoiler]but it sucks when your partner can't keep his goddamn mitts off them while they're still healing.[/spoiler]
And plus, if you're a masochist, they hurt -amazingly- to get done. <3
>meet nice guy
>sometimes he gets really nervous when I ask questions and changes the subject
>he lied about half his life to me
>find out only cause I googled him
Should I stop googling my boyfriends?
that deserves a pretty serious discussion
i actually faint a lot
i almost did when i got my nostril done
it's really embarrassing, i have no pain tolerance whatsoever
it's kind of a holdover from my childhood, i used to like randomly lose consciousness sometimes. hasn't happened since i was like 17, thankfully, but now i get really really woozy when i get hurt even a little.
I sexted a guy, but he kinda creeps me out and i dont wanna talk to him anymore.
But also he has my nudes so i dont wanna piss him off.
How do I politely end our "thing"?
It's probably mean no sex for a good while, too.
Hopefully it'd heal fast, even if it's not on membrane tissue?
My cheekbone piercings is the only one I've ever worried about rejection, with, and only because it got kind of irritated so my fiancé convinced me to remove it.
But then the irritation went away so I put it back in and ugh
It never ever gave me this much trouble before.
your cheekbones aren't subject to friction from your thighs, underwear, and pants for hours on end each day
i honestly can't imagine taint dermals lasting like any amount of time
I'm a shut in, though.
And I barely even sit.
Most of them time, I'm kneeling in front of my desk, no lie.
And, I mean, you've seen them, too, you said?
People have pulled it off before.
This would be, like.. my 9th, piercing?
I'm sure experience would help me out in caring for it.
are we not talking about microdermals? b/c the anchor is literally implanted under the skin lol
plenty of people get captive beads or bars tho, i see it often enough in twink porn
if you wanna get your taint pierced go with that instead of going through the effort of trying to make a dermal work
personally i think they look tacky as hell lol
but to each their own, if someone wants to get it done they should totally do it
I was thinking more aligned with the seam. And not a ring or anything. Like a curved bar, if not a dermal.
I mean.. yeah.
I just don't think of dermals as full implants, you now. 'cuz there's an opening to the outside.
But i mean whatever, yeah, semantics.
I think I might just go for a curved bar instead.
I wonder if some people actually watch him more for painting than relaxing
I mean it's not like "just paint happy lively little clouds" is as explicit as "put light source here, blend paint this way, use this color palette"
oh yeah... lol, that's b/c his scrotum and peen are tatt'ed.
lmfao at your reaction pic
>turning into old person
well, when you get really old and saggy... you can go for these russian strong man piercings:
gotta love the fact that he has his old man neck waddle pierced.
this year they managed to successfully transplant the first penis, and the man that got it manage to make his girlfriend pregnant (unless some cucking was involved)
it's only a matter of time before they can offer this service at plastic surgeons, and I have already started saving up for it.
>severe complications arose from a circumcision performed as part of a coming-of-age ceremony.
i'm going to a halloween party tomorrow out at this like big farm in the middle of the desert that my step-aunt lives at
apparently they made a corn maze that lasts 15 minutes
this sounds like a horror movie waiting to happen, there's going to be a serial killer or something probably
I fantasize all the time about being the top in a situation like that
Hey, accepting sexuality gay here
Just a question, does the LGBT community accepts chubby guys?
I'm kinda chubby and hairy, and all the gays i see in porn have Chad-like body types, so i'm afraid i'll be cast out (I have social anxiety so that's pretty much the reason)
Chubby and hairy is bueno
wanna wrestle first?
i just have some horns
i don't go in for the whole dress up thing
though i did want a tail and pitchfork too, but the only ones at the store were these awful like stuffed fat thing with sequins it was awful
i'm also the most distantly related family member with no connection to anyone
i'm literally canon fodder
but thanks for saying i'm cute :*
you hurt the ones you love, ever heard of that?
I once got in a drunken play fight with my straight friend and he ended up breaking my rib, little did he know it was actually arousing as fuck for me, even the months it took for the rib to heal >:3
Id wrestle you down so easily. You're little a little girl tbh...you'd like though.
Is that you?
Why do gays like chubby men so much? Is it a meme?
I just want to cum inside you and show you off to my friends. I want to fuck you because I am a straight man and I want to take out all of my repression on you and your tight bp faggot
im just saying, put some effort it, its just sad to see people go to a festive event with the bare fucking minimum, fucking woeful,
>whatever will you do
probably nothing judging by the looks of things
Just spent 30min crafting this pepe with a photograph I took of Monmouthshire one time.
This pepe has literally only been seen by me before - treasure its rarity.
It's the low self-esteem that really sells it, though:
- clings to you and your every word
- no chance of getting cheated on when you're his one and only
- pussy nature adds to his subbiness
Yeah, i know
But all (straight) relationships i had ended in failure with me never really loving my partner and now that i'm coming out, i fear the same will happen, so i'm being too cautious
You've always been a sub on the inside. But it takes the right type of man like myself to bring it out of you and put little girls like you in their place. I want you to bite the pillow when I slip my cock inside of you. Im going to rub my cock with my tip on the end of your asshole and lube it up with just my precum. I want to take out all of my straight confusion on you little princess
Im not a pedophile
My friend said she dosen't believe I've been gay since I was 2.
Need I say more?
Cause there are lots of cute chubby fellas out there
And I like fuckin guys who are bigger than me
and much smaller than me
basically size differences are hot
Thank you OP. I've been tense and crying on and off since yesterday, this is the first time I've felt a little taken care of and less alone all day.
Lel nice "gainz" and anime shirt.
I want to rip that anime shirt off of you when we wrestle. Im going to pin you down put your face in a pillow grab that little girl shirt spank your little ass with it than choke you with it while im pounding your little bitchhole.
another ultrarare pepe, straight off the presses
Never before seen!
maybe so, but you were still wrong and that's what matters
Gonna make this pic my phone wallpaper and look at it for inspiration during curls.
what's wrong with getting the right whiff fam?
>you will never raw young marlon brando
He was such a hot little slut ugh
he went downhill when he got old though
like, REALLY downhill.
no this is. canada will be filled with only asians by 2050
until he got old and fat and then eventually died.
i share your pain
but also if you arent watching Al Jazeera or the BBC for news youre a dimwit
I think you're actually trying to roleplay, aren't you.
It's actually pretty hot, I won't lie.
But I'm fiercely against unfaithfulness and I don't think my mister would be done for this.
And also cuckolding, as a kink, is an instant turn off for me. I hate that noise, it's sour.
Al Jazeera are legally forbidden from reporting negative stories about the Qatari royal family, and the BBC are culturally forbidden from speaking ill of the UKs royalty.
I'm not saying either are totally crap, but they aren't perfect either.
Better than american newspapers though, arent they?
>“In seeking to shape press reporting on the CIA's Detention and Interrogation Program, CIA officers and the CIA's Office of Public Affairs (OPA) provided unattributed background information on the program to journalists for books, articles, and broadcasts, including when the existence of the CIA's Detention and Interrogation Program was still classified.When the journalists to whom the CIA had provided background information published classified information, the CIA did not, as a matter of policy, submit crimes reports.”
>One example illustrative of the practice, cited in the report, is found in correspondence penned by the deputy director of the CIA’s Counterterrorism Center in 2005, as the torture program was beginning to unravel:
> “We either get out and sell, or we get hammered, which has implications beyond the media. [C]ongress reads it, cuts our authorities. messes up our budget. …We either put out our story or we get eaten. [T]here is no middle ground.”
>The same CIA officer explained to a colleague that "when the [Washington Post]/[New York T]imes quotes ‘senior intelligence official,’ it’s us ... authorized and directed by opa [CIA's Office of Public Affairs].”
>And much of the information leaked to the media via these authorized leaks “on the operation of the CIA's Detention and Interrogation Program and the effectiveness of its enhanced interrogation techniques was inaccurate…,” the Senate report states.
I caught my friend's dad on a hookup-website looking for a "princess" and found another profile of his under a different name with a bunch of women as his friends who he might be sleeping with.
How do i tell my friend? or should I tell her mom?
posting pics of ur body isnt cheating
or being unfaithful
ur bf is beta af if it bothers him and thus is already being cucked by more confident and secure men
not posting pics is undermining his masculinity
if u care about ur bf u would just post pics
He wants to do kissing
Well if you having to pick out a flaw in a sentence where the intent was extremely obvious makes ME the autist then sure. Whatever keeps you happy famgautisthuntyfierceboipuccigurltwinkmanbearpig.
I don't think so, I've had to convince people of it in the past
I hope so but I don't think so
Only really works in movies sadly (I'd make it creepy) and I don't know how to go the normal way and just talk with him more because he's a drama kid in a class of multiple drama kids so there's nothing I can do without butting into someone's conversation really.
Sorry. When I get depressed it comes out as anger rather than sadness. I hate this time of year. It's always when everything goes to shit. Plus mutilation of perfectly good English gets on my nerves anyway.
Aww. Well your loss I suppose. What's there fun to do in mid cities?
Dad's hobby taking up the dining room