/GayGen/, how do you take your wiener and buns?
I have kinda similar story but I got a bad tackle in rugby landed on my tailbone and it dislocated. It acts up now and then but I couldn't really sit down with a bit of pain for a while
>talking to this twink top
>reminds me of my irl twink top friend
>recreational drug use
>a lot like me too I guess
>tfw 3 inch dick
>tfw never top
>tfw be a dumb twink bottom forever
>tfw take warm precum soaked dick in my bp till i die
I think I have my first crush, I have no one to talk to about this so I'm posting it here.
My heart hurts, I can't stop looking at their pictures, everything they do is perfect. Is this what love is like?
Who? Me? I'm going to assume me, because I'm usually always right about everything.
Good for him, but I'm thirsty enough as is.
It's probably on the wrong side of the Atlantic. Also I look like drunk person's sadfrog sketch.
Basically yeah. My first crush was basically a terrible person, but I'd have watched him steal bikes from children and just sat there in awe.
Then you have to kill your feelings for him. Block him on facebook, avoid him in person, taze yourself while looking at pictures of him to give you a pavlovian repulsion, do what you gotta do.
But you have to kill it.
i'm ugly and no one has ever stolen my identity to my knowledge
the only people i know got who pictures stolen were like people who i knew who were also youtube celebrities or someone trying to catfish people they thought their current bf were seeing.
Its called infatuation.
Enjoy it! You don't have much control over it but its a super fun feeling when you stop obsessing over what it means and just enjoy the ride.
It'll end usually in a few weeks, but sometimes lasts up to 3 months. If you two are dating after that time period you can expect that period to be when you get a better (more objective) look at his traits and see if you two are compatible long-term.
>my Irish accent might get in the way
haha yeah, no
I just realized I have no friends, and have never had a "true" "best" friend
my dad wanted me to join him when he walked the dog earlier today. he has a usual place where lots of dog owners come and let their dogs run free.
so I went with him, and 4 of his dog walker "friends" were also there walking their dogs, so there were five dogs.
we walked about for a while and of course, them being a bit older, stood and talked more then walked, and I was playing with all five dogs a bit further ahed.
anyway, when we walked back to the car my dad laughed and told me that the others were wondering if I was his son, and he told them yes, and they were relieved because if they had seen me walking the dog alone there they would have been terrified.
good to know I look menacing.
When i sprint home from the gym i have bad lungs so i make growly, wheezy noises as I run.
People cross the street when they see me with a pump charging at them and growling like a dog.
I'm a boring person because I literally do next to nothing besides sit at my ducking computer.
I'm scared of/disinterested in most other things.
It's hard to make conversation when you, in effect, stare at a piece of plastic that emits light for almost a third of your day
I had a great night last night. I got totally fucked up at a party that was a lot smaller than I thought it would be (in a good way) and saw a lot of people from my physics class there. Then I went home and talked with a cute guy on grindr who wanted to have sex with me, but I turned him down because if I left my room I didn't think I'd make it back. It made me feel good, because i was validated by exercising power over someone. The next time I'm dunk, we'll totally fuck.
I had online friends, but they all moved team speak and didn't tell me. I see them playing games together on steam all the time. I think they just didn't tell me because they got tired of me.
Also I eventually become disinterested in online friends for whatever reason. No matter how much I might like an online friend, we almost always end up falling out of contact
I don't really play one body's in specific, I'm pretty ass at video games so it's hard to join a group that only plays one vidya and is really good at it.
People always get mad at me because I derp under pressure a lot
I always end up being the butt of every joke, the guy that the whole group shits on. I guess I just naturally give off the vibe that tells people that's my role in a group.
>tfw 11 months earlier I was totally cute, people ofent said that im loking andro and that I could be mtf
>now i look like some rekt hobo from tha hood
gay death hit me hard tbh smh
FPS ( huge fan of CS:GO, insurgency), Grand strategy/nation simulator (Eu IV), sandbox/survival (rust, gmod, space engineers, kerbal, etc).
I don't have kf2 sadly
I'm so tired of the team speak "in-crowd" exclusive bullshit. I'm so tired of playing with dickheads and immature cunts.
Fps: might get insurgency
Grand strategy: civ is the closest I play
Sandbox/survival: not really my thing Tbh
Fair enough, I am too (Dota for 2 years man, hard to not realize how dumb acting like that is) I just wanna chill and play Vidya too man
I'm mostly solo online Tbh to avoid that shit
because I am one of the unhappy and the unlucky that should be avoided at all costs.
If one of the following were to happen against your will, but you got to choose which one it was, which would you pick, /gg/?
1. assfucked and cummed inside of
2. have to suck dick and swallow
3. have to give a rimjob to a dirty unhygienic guy while he jerks off, can't stop until he cums
4. are you killed
Dirty slut from yesterday that held hands with a guy, cuddled and fucked in his car
we went out again today and saw crimson peak we cuddled and made out in the back of the theatre
movie was gud
I dont care what he meant, he wrote it as a question. HE CANT TAKE HIS QUESTIONS BACK!
OUT FUCKING PLAYED, GAYGEN!!!11 :^)
Ill stick with 4.
Luckly, I'm straight-scum and as such never have to face these types of dilemmas. So I would choose: c.) none of the above
> someone who actually watches anime
I thought I was the only one here ;__;
also captha is killing me
eva is so entry level anon, you should be ashamed
But I do watch new anime too
Owari is one of the trashiest anime that I've ever loved
Yoichi a cutie
>in his hair
>wanting to destroy that perfect hair
gets me everytime
>tfw not into anime
>Need to watch more Japanese related stuff to learn Japanese
>tfw no cute weeb bf to tug on my 4 incher while I study
I want a weeb bf so badly you don't even know. The only people I message on grindr are weebs.
why can't you just greentext one of your exploits for us anon-kun? I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like a story.
I'm a white fuzzy musclecub and he's a half-asian/half white musclecub.
Thanks to being half white he has a nice thick beard, nice sized cock even though he's a bottom and he has a fuzzy tummy and bussy.
I'm the boy next door type and he's the sassy normal guy type.
Yea same,sometimes Im actually mad at the MC for not helping Genos >_>
>genos gets fucking rekt
>saitama just stands there
>that part where he attacks the mole
I have no tats, no. Most of my twenties were spent doing something about it, drugs and therapy. but it keeps coming back.
since most of my young years were wasted I now have to watch everyone around start settling down, marrying, having kids, getting somewhere in their work that they educated themselves in.
knowing this is all your life will ever be gets taxing so there seem to be little point in going on.
I would hug you and hang out with you anon. But I guess you are somewhere IN the US while Im from Europe. IM actually the kinda annoying guy who gets to hyper at everything but I also know how to behave when someones feeling bad, and IM dealing with mild depression myself atm (I guess). But I would actually hug you, you sound like a kind faggot <3
It gets cute somewhere :3
Ikr it was just so fucking funny
Time to get turnt gentlemen.
Or whatever your equivalent is.
>mfw can't decide if creeping, cruising, chasing or just looking for next victim...
but I mean that in a good way
We've been waiting for you senpai. Come & join us.
man i believe in feminism but i feel like he's literally letting himself be used as a prop
i feel so weird about men being in these pictures
it feels like they don't get it and their girlfriends only loosely get it
being a prop = cuck
How did your parents or friends take the news if you told them of you being attracted to guys?
>My parents are skeptical but okay with me
>Boyfriend's parents are borderline physically hostile towards him after he came out
>Can't move him out yet because money
But feminism is about equality!
Those crazy ones are just the minority!
I forget the gist of it, but that second article wasn't about what you'd think from the headline. The headline was just cynical clickbait that the author probably didn't have anything to do with.
Think before you leap.
My parents took it well in the sense that they didn't kick me out of the house and never said anything against gays. However, I can tell they are really dissapointed. For example, yesterday was my cousin's wedding, so the topic of conversation naturally ended up in future weddings, and it was clear for them that they don't expect me to have such kind of relationship with a man, even when gay marriage is legal here.
All my friends took it really well and have always been supportive.
Sometimes I notice that people become extra nice with me when they learn that I'm gay. Maybe it's just me being paranoid, but I feel like they start talking and adressing me in a more careful way, either because they don't want to hurt my feelings or look like homophobes.
Mine don't know yet, but by god they should.
I've dropped so many hints right on their head that I'm convinced they've become retarded.
>tfw literally every time I see my mother she brings up how I'm going to meet a nice girl one day and have lots of kids
>Have been telling her "not gonna happen" since I was about 13
My oldest brother's known since I was a kid.
It's exactly as it seems, Anon.
>Seriously believing women have less than equal opportunity in Western society
>Not being able to see that feminist just like to complain and get attention, all while garnering special privileges
indeed I am. but that's beside the point, the point was that the attention women get, they want. some lesbian went undercover as a man for a year and wrote a book about it, and people started treating her differently, no more catcalling, no more opening of doors, no one cared about her at all. and it felt horrible to her, if I recall correctly.
the spin is probably patriarchy making her miss the bad behavior, but still.
"We kind of figured" not sure how they found out/figured it out, I was a very straight acting person
They are fairly open minded baby boomers, so they were supportive, "we still deeply love you etc".
Sister was surprised, mostly supportive. Brother was not surprised as I had forgotten to close my browser multiple times after wank. He is really indifferent to it.
You haven't read the article, and Feminist Frequency isn't half as controversial as people like to make out. I know this because I've watched her (really fucking bland) videos, whereas you've probably formed most of your opinions from third hand greentexts.
The grass is always greener.
I watch them too, because she releases them so infrequently that it's not exactly a chore.
The point she makes in that article is clear from the title, if you don't just read the first few words. It still shows how silly feminists are, blaming society for wanting to have their cake and eat it too.
I get that you probably have friendships with batshit crazy SJWs, because they're so quick to accept faggots, but don't be a fucking idiot.
No, no, no. You haven't read the article, you tedious imbecile.
>I get that you probably have friendships
Okay, keep putting your hands over your ears and screaming denial.
As expected of a feminist.
gay men have receding hair lines, bleach their teeth and pluck their eyebrows?
straight men have big lips, and slightly squint their eyes.
I think you picked a bad example for gay face here.
I have transcended feelings. Loneliness and desire for intimacy are only memories for me.
How do you put yourself out there? I'm so shy. I am scared to go to bars and clubs, and way too scared for online dating and grindr. I am sort of tired of being a recluse. I want a bf and even just some irl friends, and know the only way I would get one with my life right now is through dumb chance.
Monotone = straight
Expressive = gay
I only listened to about 30 seconds, but he definitely has a slight lisp.
Also, even though he's meant to do it for the video, he has a very expressive voice. It's more masculine to be a bit more monotone/calm with your inflections.
I developed a monotone from being in the closet for me teen years.
Stop. Ur hurting me.
Are you in school? Try to make an effort with the people in your class, or find a hobby.
Not really the best person to give this advice, since I;m in the same position. If you're an introvert, you just kind of have to be lucky.
I don't have a bussy to post silly
ok, let's put this to the test, pick what you think is gay and what you think are straight eyes here.
note, they could both be gay or both be straight.
>I will never fuck a beta hetero nice guy, who's too beta to reject my sexual advances
Hell, he probably would welcome them because it would be "homophobic" not to and he'll never know unless he tries.
Some combination of mild autism, a religious family so deep repression, and a total and complete indifference towards sex with no desire to figure out.
Sometimes I'm still not entirely sure. I think I am just asexual sometimes, but that would make me an even bigger faggot and probably just a liar.
I am seriously still upset about the unromantic ending to Life is Strange.
Went out and watched "Let the right one in" with fiancé and friend and friends of friend.
Feeling better now.
How's /gaygen/ tonight?
>He scrunches up his face and forces himself to say that it feels good
>Laugh and slap him around a bit while he whimpers
Fuck, I need to go down to the cesspool that is my LGBT soc and find a "straight ally" to defile.
For the first time ever, I'm kind of disappointed that my uni isn't big on sociology courses.
I know asexuals aren't real, anon. Hence is why I said it would make me an even bigger fag.
I had an online gf once, and an online bf. I could never like imagine fucking her and we never really talked about sex. I did that with the bf, but it felt weird. I can't describe it. I don't get this sort of thing. I guess you can't get to 25 and be a virgin without being incredibly emotionally fucked.
I'm probably just broken really. I am probably autism spectrum or some shit. Rip.
>What are you doing in social work? Do you want to be a social worker?
I'm a first year med science student. This is obviously by far the easiest assignment I've had all year, I could probably put it off until a couple hours before the class and still be fine. 3 minutes is fucking nothing.
i did when i changed my major
RN i'm seriously considering applying to work in a locked unit for alcoholism or psychiatric disorders post-grad.
social work as a whole horrifies me the more i get into it because there's so little application of anything i learned in a classroom other than liability stuff
i actually can't have the job title of Social Worker in my state without a master's.
top is actually the same guy that's been in all three examples, that you said was a beta straight male. he is he actually an mma fighter.
>>5124581 was correct that top was me in the first two examples, so I guess that's one for the gaydar
anyway, saying someone has a gayface when they are posted in a gay thread is a bit stupid, your cognitive bias will determine that as a gay man and you will judge thereafter. posting an image of someone with gay man written under them does the same thing.
so far the studies that are conducted are often disputed, some eye studies have been done but are often under scrutiny. most gaydar seems based on mannerism, which often is adapted and a way to single to other gays that one is gay.
I remain a sceptic at heart until conclusive evidence can be brought forth.
Why do gay guys make this face a lot?
Don't know, but my experience is that lots of guys I see on Grindr make sad puppy dog faces and just manage to look like sad sacks that I want nothing to do with.
Looks like Justin Beiber in a way.
Disgusting. I want to snap those glasses and punch them both in their dumb gay faces.
Glasses dude looks the worst.
Receding hairline doesn't bother me if the dude keeps his hair short, and isn't trying to dress like a fucking teenager.
Doesn't help that the beanie scrapes all his hair back.
hugs, kisses, love, conversations, cuddling, spooning, my above average sized muscles, penis and butt
lmao what is happening here
Rainbow trout. No joke.
I-I did not say that, I said I was kind of muscular. Why must it be so hard to someone who loves me as well ;_______;'