Warhammer 40K edition
>tfw starting to accept that you'll die alone
As in personal improvement? Lost weight and talking to people more.
Doesn't really lead to meeting girls though, but that's the cost of a small dating pool. Things would be different if I were straight.
I meet the hitler Aryan race so I'm good bruh . But honestly though I think it's being a good listener. When your gf or whoever has something to say listen to them. Finding locally a gf can be hard but it depends where you live. Utah I still find it difficult.
Some women are very, I don't know, "handsome"?
Even if they aren't femmes.
You know, back in the days, almost any woman that dared to dress like a man was considered butch, especially if she cut her hair short.
Nowadays, there's nothing masculine about it.
I don't think attractiveness to same gender follows a visual padron, but rather a social intimacy one cannot find or trust to the other sex. That's why internet is a great thing. In the anonymous board, where image, cannot be seem, character can be judged without preconceived notions and sometimes have a nice happy chat with someone you wouldn't even have the courage to talk to.
anyone /butch/ here?
fuck the femmes anyway, they're prisses
Kinda weebish question, does anyone know any anime (or manga I suppose too) where they have some girl on girl romance, that isn't filled with bad ecchi and too many cliches? It doesn't have to be amazing, some lewdness here and there is fine, so long it's not bad it's fine.
I just really want something to watch to help me escape, though temporarily from my loneliness and depression.
>just flirt with all girls on the off-chance that they're one of the very small percentage of females capable of being attracted to you
I don't have that kind of confidence, dude.
>I'm all for femmes, but man when they wear suits too, holy shit.
>"all girls' school setting"
That's just being a shark in a pond anon.
I mean, if you're a lesbian and you confident about your sexuality and tastes and get shoved or locked in a catholic all girls school for "correction" you're in for a treat or "Christmas has come early".
But pure girl on girl would sell like hotcakes. ;_; Some good series does actually have some girl on girl, but they always end up getting too little screen time. I.e. Shinsekai Yori , and those girl and girl relationships always end up not lasting throughout the anime, wahh. What's worse is that always their interactions is vanilla as hell too. ;^;
That post you're replying to not me. pls
As in not fetishized into oblivion I mean, just a normal girl likes girl relationship between two well designed characters that make for an overall cute series depending on other genres that are present, I just don't want bad hentai.
I thought it would really appeal to the moeblobby crowd because it'd be cute as shit. I guess I'm wrong.
>not worshiping our Lord and Savior
It's like you don't want to be saved bro
>tfw you're sitting there doing nothing in particular, minding your business, and suddenly become overwhelmingly horny despite normally never really having much interest in sex
>Only have long hair because I've been blessed with really pretty hair, and it would be a waste to cut it short
>That, and because it grows faster than a normal person's hair, and I'm too lazy to cut it more than once or twice a year
>Absolutely no sense of fashion, just wear jeans and a random shirt that looks cute and is comfy
So what am I?
since we're all girls that have functioning vaginas and uteri here, have any of y'all used menstrual cups? I'm trying a diva cup out and the first day it suctioned too hard and I panicked for an hour until I finally got it out.
Revolutionary Girl Utena--the tv show keeps the lesbian aspect of the main characters' relationship somewhat ambiguous, while the film goes ahead and shows it outright.
Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon features one of the best lesbian couples that I've seen in any media. Unfortunately, the two are only supporting characters but they do get their fair share of scenes.
>it suctioned too hard
It's not supposed to suction and it's supposed to to be that inside. You don't run around in panic trying to get it off you, you shove it in, let it latch and after one day or two, you take it out.
My period has been an ass hole lately. I'll be really heavy first two days, normal on the third, then it tapers off. The cup is full about three or four times a day when I'm heavy. It wasn't like that before. Just switching to a cup made my period dump everything at once so I basically have a 5 day duration. Weird shit. I'm gonna try to get an IUD and stop it altogether.
Well to be fair the first day I tried it was yesterday right before my period actually started so I wasn't bleeding just yet. I think because it was a dry run, it suctioned extra hard? And the paper telling me not to panic if you can't remove it right away, made me panic more.
Today is better although it's still a mess. And it feels twice as huge trying to get it out than back in. It's just making me glad I'm never getting knocked up because i can't handle something like two inches in diameter. How the fuck do people push out babies
How long is it appropriate to wait after a girl breaks up with someone before making your move?
lesgen I hung out with a qt andro girl last weekend and then I told myself not to be interested in her and please don't have a sex dream because that would be silly. Then I had a sex dream that same night, I almost NEVER have sex dreams. But we're not very close friends so I don't even know if she still likes girls or dating. I want to get closer to find out if it's worth being interested, but we've known each other for years so it would be awkwardly sudden.
This is the most spaghetti I've had in years, so posting some pic related animu.
There's a lot of things involved. The baby's head isn't solid so they can be squished into a cone shape. Even then the opening will tear and you have a chance of your tailbone like snapping off.
The more I bleed the better I breed. Someday a nice woman will see that quality in me and let me have her children.
I have a question for you ladies, as a transwoman who's into both women and other transwomen, do most lesbians hate me and my kind?
I can understand the hating of "transbien's," but what about those of us who are bi and trans?
How do I stop being autistic, /lesgen/? I don't want to hurt you anymore.
I can dream can't I? Actually I've been with two women since I started transitioning a year ago, one straight and one bi. What's crazy is the straight was one second, about eight months or so in and I was QUITE feminine by then. (still not perfect now, but I'm trying)
Thanks for the clarity, and nice dubs
we hate that you constantly come in whining that we hate you and it's transphobic if we don't wanna sit on your cock
it's like how I don't hate my brothers girlfriend, I hate that she whines that I hate her when I never treated her different than any other girl my brothers fuck, with a vague indifference. Her whining that I hate her when I really just didn't care made me suddenly hate her.
God that shit is annoying. Like she came by the other day, said hi, I waved hi, then she tells bro that I didn't say hi to her and that hurt her feelings because I must hate her.
I really don't even have resting bitch face. I don't get this cunt. Why do you even care if I like you? I don't control his dick.
But I do hate you random tripfag rn. Cause of the trans tripfagging in a lesbian thread and you say you aren't even lesbian. Like what even makes you wanna come into an anonymous cite, put an identity on, then go to a lesbian thread and ask if anybody hates you while also admitting to not being lesbian nor even cis.
>How do I stop being autistic, /lesgen/?
I would like to know as well. I stopped being a NEET, I go to college, I have friends somehow, had a gf somehow though it didn't last long, I have a kind of normie life now, and yet I'm still very autistic. Not like actual autism, but no matter how much time I spend trying to make myself better, I still suck at life and dealing with people.
How does one truly stop being autistic?
>I once read on the internet that lesbians are more fertile than straight women
what a fucking chaotic god.
fucking hell I wanna burn my uterus the fuck out of my body. Not in an ftm way I just seriously hate my periods and cramps and have nightmares about being pregnant.
I take it as a something to lord over other women. One day, a qt grill will want to settle down with me, and when we have children they won't be the defective mongrels that het breeders splurt out. It is God's way of marking us for our superior bodies.
ugh but I really never plan to have babies and don't want my girl to either. Plus I'm latina spic blood. The most fertile of american women. Every woman in my family has a handful of babies. My older sister? She has the most beautiful children. I'm not exaggerating. Her babies won awards for prettiest babies of the year. Curly haired dimpled things that if she were the sort to fuck with youtube would break youtube.
I'm such a waste of uterus.
Anyways I just tried to make people not reply to the tranny but there you go again you stupid fucks.
I don't know. I'm pretty good at faking it, but it feels really shitty and deceitful because I'm just saying what I know people will react favorably to, and people end up really liking me when I think they're boring and awful. I don't know how to be honest without being a complete social failure.
I comfort myself by assuming most people are faking a large part of it too.
>have highly successful friend I look up to
>watch her drunkenly break down in a deep way
>other highly successful friend I admired
>basically after a while of really knowing anyone
>i see how they're faking normal
>someone younger says I'm real cool and put together
>hah life is a fucking lie I hate myself
enjoy this pic
Nothing against transwomen here. Probably wouldn't date 9/10 of you - not because you're trans, but because transwomen are usually pretty obvious and masculine features even in cis women turn me off. You're fine, though.
Avoiding life becoming a circle jerk of self pity like r9k.
Also there is some science to how seeing others smile, even if fake, makes you unconsciously smile. And that smiling even when fake/forced causes a release of happy chemicals.
There is no way to erase that defect that is so hard-wired into your genetics.
>Avoiding life becoming a circle jerk of self pity like r9k.
Never got that part. They could make their group into anonymous asspies, encouraging each other working their problems out. Instead it seems they enjoy their suffering and like to bring it upon others.
It's some crabs in a bucket bs. Basic shit that keeps kek coming back.
What's your sign lesgen. Aries here. Sagittarius girls are cute.
Leo, and I stopped believing in astrology because I don't share most of the traits of this sign.
It's all rubbish, but still, I got a pokemon. Sorta.
I'm Pisces falling for other Pisces, I'm so fucked she hasn't noticed me and I can't take her out of my head.
Aries, but Saint Seiya is the only context where that is relevant since you have to be of that sign if you want to be a gold saint.
My straight preggo friend let me try her breast milk straight out da boob.
It was bizarre as fuck, it wasn't like a sexy thing more like a dare. She had some in a bottle and people were trying it and I'm like I'm not drinking after someone else and she was like well go in under the hoodie and try it.
It was so weird, I dunno if she wants the v, I mean I doubt it.
It was also hard to resist like, trying to please the breast.
I've masturbated to it like 3 times a day since it happened.
I even sank as low as fapping to her facebook pictures.
Highs and lows fam.
Approach her about doing it again. It feels good to breastfeed, and she's always trusting enough (attracted enough?) to you in order to let you drink right from the tap. Do it a few times and it might really become something. I'm jealous of you, anon. If you don't chicken out, this is going to turn into a wild time.
I don't know what I am not that I give a shit about astrology. I grew up thinking I was libra, but my birthday is right on the edge, so I might be the next one instead.
I think there's like two different kinds of sign, one based on the calendar and one on the actual position of the stars... something like that, and that's where I get confused and don't care. But it's kind of fun to imagine these things are real. "You will meet a qt gril and win a bunch of money too."
You are me.
No, but really, I've been thinking lately that clothes and style don't really say whether you are butch or femme imo. I've come to realize this as I've been actually femming up my wardrobe for the past year. Long hair and nice clothes don't make me feel femme, I've still got the same old "dude" mannerisms which make me so comfortable. Likewise, a girl can wear baggy guy clothes and still have a feminine feel to her.
It's all in how you carry yourself.
>mom constantly asking if I'm the man or woman or butch or femme in the relationship
>it took me to fucking long to accept I'm gay
>you're batshit if you think I'm gonna stress over minor nonsense labels like that
>and we take turns on who wears the strap on
>mfw a girl has pretty hair and then turns around and her face is 4/10
>I'm pretty good at faking it, but it feels really shitty and deceitful because I'm just saying what I know people will react favorably to
Pretty much me
>There is no way to erase that defect that is so hard-wired into your genetics.
Well I'm fucked
I don't literally have autism... I think...
Aries, Wood Pig
>It was also hard to resist like, trying to please the breast.
iktf... A close friend offered. I started out normally, then flicked her nipple with my tongue as I continued sucking milk. She gasped, then put her hand behind my head and held it to her breast much longer than needed for just a taste.
Ladies, stop complicating things.
If she is legal and drunk, go for it.
If she is gay but not legal, then groom her for yourself until she is legal.
Forget politics, just focus on life.
Love is a simple matter.
You should have taken advantage of the situation. If there were just the two of you you should have licked until she said to stop and go for it to test the limits. When you are lactating the brain rewire instincs of desire to be licked and breast feed.
If she backed you off and said what was wrong with you, you have simply slither your way out by saying you never tasted something so good before and compliment the taste.
Lol, i am so wicked sometimes. I shouldnt even be encouraging you.
/lesgen/ i have a skype date tomorrow. we're bringing our laptops to a coffeeshop/bookstore and calling there. it was her suggestion
Before knowing I was gay, in first grade of middle school there was this girl with literal 11/10 hair, and really pretty face, every other girl shittalked her because she only talked to one other girl that was her friend since elementary school thus they thought she was a bitch. They were so cute together, and the older sister of her friend was hot as fuck. I wish I had tried to become their friend, I was just like the mascot of the whole fucking classroom and didn't really have any friends. I have so many things I regret from my childhood please kill me.
But well, the point is, I have never seen another girl with beautiful hair and gorgeous face ever since and it's unfair, because as you said most girls with pretty hair somehow have a shitty butterface and it doesn't feels fair.
>lesbian chinese cave symbols
if this is another way of saying yuri, then yes
I would, but I'm sure you live far away, anon.
>snag a date
>tells me she's asexual
>sends me over fifty text messages, all asking the most mundane of questions
>gets upset that I don't answer (I'm a triple major and have tons of homework)
Well, that's that, then.
What I didn't mention was we ended up in her bedroom in the hotel suite less than a minute later. As I was sitting back upright next to her on the couch, we looked into each others eyes. Without a word, she then got up and dragged me back to her bedroom.
>I shouldnt even be encouraging you.
To late... muhahahahaha
Only possible exception would be if she was 11/ 10 and you were <5 and knew you couldn't do better... and even then it's probably not worth it.
West coast. Northwest.
I suppose for the sake of answering, she would have to know what her strong points are. If she has nice plump lips, she could draw attention to them by brushing her finger across them. If she has nice boobs she could do the classic lean forward and press them together. But the main thing I notice in her body language would likely be her smile, and how bright it makes her look. Those genuine, happy, eye reaching smiles are the best.
Just ask. You'll probably naturally blush and fiddle with your hair, or something else cute just because it's dirty and shameful. That should get her motherly heart fluttering, and all mixed up into anxiety (or is that arousal?) and things are going to happen. At the very least it will put the thought in her head.
drunk straight girls are great to make out with though.
every once in a while you manage to get one to sleep with you. then the next morning you get to see them being all cute as the panic and insist they aren't a lesbian.
Yeah, but I'd say it was more she fucked me. She was all over me and fully in charge in that bed. I must have really lit a fire in her when I played with her nipple. She had me playing with her nipples again and again.
Aww. I fantasized about you seducing her with your hot sapphic charisma in my little head.
The wicked Carmilla seducing the chaste and beautiful housife into the pleasures of feminine sensuality.
Kiss whoever you want. But having sex with someone that's drunk is literal, legal, actual rape. You're taking advantage of a compromised ability to judge situations. You're sexing up a drugged person. Even if you're drunk, too, that's rape.
It's not that hard to fuck people that are sober.
It exposes more neck than normal, a sign of trust in basically all mammals. It's also usually a gesture we only do when we're comfortable with another person, so it's a double-intimate whammy.
Not plaything "who the fuck are you card" when you wake up with her. Besides, she'll be too embarassed to go around and say, I had sex with a chick while drunk at the police.
Rape card doesn't work in regrets sweetie.
Not in this case.
Of course, one thing is drunk and another is getting shit faced and I really don't want anyone vomiting on me because then I would throw up and then it would one hell of a vomiting mess.
Some girl just flashed me on omegle and I almost had a heart attack
There really isn't.
Is she drugged?
No: possibly not rape.
I mean, you could still kidnap a woman and tie her up in your basement and diddle her while she cries and that's still rape even though she isn't drugged. But you can't give any kind of consent while drunk. Not legal, not medical, and certainly not sexual. This isn't controversial. This isn't new. You're just a shitty person.
lol so I was raped last weekend
But nah it really is some tumblr bs to think any tipsy girl that fucks totally consenting but then later regrets it is rape. Yeah you should totally try to get as clear consent as possible and those creeps that try to fuck only ever when someone else is drunk because they know otherwise they'd never get any are scum. Still just some drunk lesbianing isn't always rape.
I watched Utena expecting lesbians but no, Utena and Anthy both kept saying they don't love each other that way, I was disappointed. There was some adorable fluffy shit in there but I guess the 90s was still to early for explicit lesbians. I had to fight just to get a fucking clue about Jury and Shiori's relationship
>tfw mostly attracted to other butches
>tfw attracted to fems
>tfw not fucking a qt3.14 fem right now
>tfw attracted to both butches and fems
>tfw want to fuck a cute fem girl so hard she has several orgasms
>tfw want to get fucked by a hot butch so hard I get several orgasms
The movie was more explicit about it but the movie also made NO FUCKING SENSE
>tfw you wake up in the morning still wrapped around a sexy qt you made cum five times the night before
>tfw you can smell her shampoo
>tfw she still smells like sweat and sex
>tfw be me
>have a bf
>depend on bf for over half of food, rent
>think i might be a lesbian
>cant afford to move out of bfs house
>telling him but staying would make things worse
>dont want to be homeless
Rest of you, I do have a job?? Bf pays half rent, not all of it. I dont just pull money out of my ass. It is close to impossible to find places to live this time of year, i live in a very expensive city, and there is a lot of competition for room shares. Been looking and applying every day though.
>Bf pays half rent, not all of it.
Oh, sorry. But well, that at least makes the situation a bit less shitty. You seen to be going about it properly already then so it's kinda hard to offer additional advice.
I'm in my late twenties yet I'm mainly attracted 18-year-old girls. Women my age intimidate me because they have more experience in relationships, sex and life in general. I fear that they would treat me like a child. I also just find youthful looks more attractive period.
I'm a virgin, never had a relationship, and still live with my family (I'm not out to them). What a catch, right?
I don't want to end up like one of those old creeps that harass girls young enough to be their child. Yet I don't like older women at all.
Will I have to be celibate or forever alone? How would I deal with that?
There's plenty of lesbian girls who only date older. I'm 23 and I seriously can't date younger. Its just weird for me. I'd totally date someone like you. I'm in the same situation. Not out to family and am a virgin. Just remember anon, there's a mate out there for someone. I wish we had a Skype or omegle thread going. You sound like a cool person.
That would be wonderful. I just hope she's not so experienced or mature that she treats me like a kid.
I don't like it when people online try to shame you for even liking a 20-something that looks younger. There are people who think someone is a pedo if they find Selena Gomez or Ariana Grande attractive. It's ridiculous.
I pretty much have next to no experience with women, so I couldn't really lord that over anyone else. I have been thought of having a "mature" personality though, but I try not to be condescending to other people.
>There are people who think someone is a pedo if they find Selena Gomez or Ariana Grande attractive. It's ridiculous.
That's because those people think being attracted to anyone with youthful looks is pedophilia. It's pretty stupid and marginalizes the wrong people.
>I'm in my late twenties
>no experience in relationships, sex and life in general.
>I'm a virgin, never had a relationship, and still live with my family (I'm not out to them).
believe me, they already know.
This discussion seems pretty dead. Here's something to spice it up.
Let's say you end up on a island, chances of getting out of there are none but it's one of those island you see on those postcards with sandy white beaches and warm tropical water that's just blue as the skin itself and there's even small cottages and fruits, along with animals and even parrots and other creatures you might think of. In essence, you'd say, heaven on earth.
Now, you in a situation of control here. There's no outworld to judge or do anything other than live each day as if it were your last but, there's a catch.
You are stuck with another woman that happens to be your type. Height hair color, you name it, Aprodite on Earth, Venus of the Tropical island etc.
And she's a bitch. I mean, a church fanatic all homos go to hell, bitch. She also happens to be a minor.
Now, the natives are just like you, but a little less tolerant and want you as her wife, because in some twisted way they think she's your mate, to dom her up.
How do you do it?
No forceful dry humping either.
You know you want it.
C'mom. Enter my realm.
You can already hear the caribbean music playing in your ears.
They probably just think I'm weird. I'm a diagnosed aspie *cringe*
There were also a few times when I flirted with guys or told them that I wanted a relationship with a man because I thought that's what normal girls do...
I'd date older, I'd date virgin, but I can't date anyone with a serious mental illness like autism. Even girls with low key anxiety drive me away, though I suppose if they took medication for it that'd be a bit better.
And bi polar depressed? Nah get away don't even wanna be friends.
that's a pretty outlandish situation but i'll bite
forcefully, probably with the natives' help, put her in a gag so she'd shut her obnoxious fucking mouth and enough restrains that she couldn't take it off
otherwise i'd have her be my personal slave, but i probably wouldn't really touch her and i would instead just make her make me shit like paper and charcoal or maybe pencils so i could draw on the desert island
maybe if she was being annoying i'd use her as a footrest
You legally cannot consent when drunk. This isn't "tumblr." It's just law. Yes, you got raped. If you're cool with that, then own it. You don't get to redefine things just because of your precious feefees.
1) sex without consent is rape
2) you must be "of sound mind" to consent
3) drugged people are not of sound mind
C) drunk sex is rape
You can consent while drunk. What the fuck are you talking about?
It's only if you're so intoxicated that you can't make a proper decision by yourself, or don't even understand that sex is happening.
>C) drunk sex is rape
Not if both are drunk, or both are raped, and therefore both should go to jail, and be put on the sex offender list.
You're fucking retarded, just go back to tumblr.
Yes, they're raping each other. Holy fuck, why are you so stupid. That this act is socially encouraged, in spite of clear legal precedent against it and no ambiguity in definitions, is a pretty big political deal.
You clearly have no idea how alcohol works, and that is god damn pathetic.
This is what happens when you try to divine the secret identities behind anons. You get it wrong, because it's a retarded practice, and you embarrass yourself. Here's a hot tip for you, newfag: try replying only to the content of a post and not whatever shadowy reputation you try to conjure from it.
There is actually a lot of ambiguity in what defines "drunk". Also drugged.
For example what if you have someone that medically requires a mind altering drug, say fuck it it's medical marijuana but it could be whatever SSRI. Can they now never have sex or it's always drugged rape?
Drunkenness, especially to the point of not consenting, is kinda vague shit. It's why it's rare to see drunk rape cases go through courts. There's functioning alcoholics, people who should be dead with their bac levels still going at it while others with just a barely over the limit are vomiting and crying. Because get this: not every person reacts the same way to alcohol or to the same drug so you can't say whether they're of a clear mind so clearly as you want to.
Anyway I hate this tumblr black and white view of rape. Really fucks shit up, kinda makes rape a meaningless word and all that.
You haven't a clue what she did to me next.
As I was relieving myself, she found a box of fresh batteries and waved them in my face as I came out of the bathroom. Then she pinned me against the door frame, and said "We must have had lots of fun last night. We killed all my vibrators, and I don't remember it. I want something to remember you by.". Then the kissing started...
Over 3 decades later we are again getting together every now and then. I wish we lived in the same town.