what are you wearing this year?
I was gonna dress as Helga Pataki but I'm not really going out or anything so I forgot about it.
I'll probably hand out candy or go to a haunted house thing.
>that feel when no friends who are in halloween as much as me
I'm not sure I will be celebrating this year, at least not as a public outing. I don't think Germany seriously celebrate it, even though I have seen a lot of halloween themed candy around in stores.
Last year I made a dress and a witch's hat inspired by the One Piece character Perona's design.
I think maybe me and my girlfriend will just bake a pumpkin pie together and eat some nice food together.
Are there any drinks fitting for Halloween? I got the impression that Londoner's just drink whatever is at hand, but is there a custom like that in America?
Yeah, they do many places in London at least. I have no idea if kids in smaller English cities do.
I also think it's quite common in Amsterdam in the Netherlands. But both Amsterdam and London are very multicultural.
I have seen kids trick or treating in Denmark for Halloween, but only very few. We have our own holiday with similar traditions so it never caught on.
That's nice to hear. I remember my neighbors when I lived in London absolutely hated that holiday.
They didn't mind handing out candy, but they got really annoyed when they had to get up and open the door every 10 minutes.
Imma be a gay succubus. Not pictured, Maleficent horns.
The body paint kinda sucks, I might try to find some more before actual Halloween.
She Hulk with WWHulk's armor.
I didn't have the arm thing finished for that other picture. It looks better now.
>tfw I used to think I was a bislut but now I know I'm a lesbian
Feels good to be master race.
Nothing. I could try getting a cheap poorfag costume if I'd go to some Halloween event with friends, but the only friend I got isn't available.
It used to be really popular in France when I was a kid. 10 years later you'd get 1 or 2 groups of kids ringing at your door at best. Nowadays I'm not sure if any kids still go trick or treat.
This is what I listened the most to the last month according to last.fm.
All I want is a cute femme girl who'll share my interest in weeb stuff - or at least not be completely weirded out by it - and maybe put a collar on me and tell me what to do sometimes. I'm going to be alone forever, aren't I?
It's basically lesbian fanservice: the anime, but I think it is pretty good so far. The MCs are cute and it actually has something resembling a plot. It's only on episode 3 yet. It also caused a civil war on /a/ last week, which was hilarious.
>It also caused a civil war on /a/ last week
I almost want to watch it now.
Only lesbian anime I watched was Yuru Yuri and I dropped after 3 or 4 episodes because it felt like mainstream moe sol comedy.
>VD is full of uncensored nipples
>mod starts banning people for posting webms from the show, saying that it's basically soft-core porn
>posts the forbidden webm himself as an example of inappropriate content
>starts affecting other threads and the board revolts
>new moot has to step in, but spends most his time trying to figure out what nsfw even means in the first place
Hiro rolled back the mods decisions for the time being and we seem to be back where we started, but I think it's an indefinite solution.
It basically is, except you know the girls are definitely gay because the manga is published in Yuri Hime.
>new moot has to step in, but spends most his time trying to figure out what nsfw even means in the first place
Never change Hiro.
Who said it got me off? I just think the lesbians are cute.
Oh, um. I've never been quite sure where I place on that whole spectrum. I guess I usually look pretty boyish, but sometimes you just want to throw on a dress and feel pretty too, right? I don't know if I've ever identified with either. I'm definitely a sub though. Got that much figured out.
It's not a masterpiece. It barely has a plot and the animation is shit. The subject matter is, additionally, shit. Fakeass dykes doing fakeass bullshit isn't revolutionary or interesting.
welp, i am pissed
>go to party
>talk to a few people
>catch up with an acquaintance
>he's a bro and we get into a deep conversation about a bunch of subjects
>his gf is giving me the evil eye from the punch table
>me and him finally stop talking and almost everyone has left the party
>bro tells his gf that he'll grab the car and call her when he's ready
>bro leaves to do that
>his gf corners me
>what the fuck were you guys talking about, anon?!
>oh just a couple of stuff like religion and junk
>get your own bf
>I laugh and tell her I'm a lez so I have no interest in him
>she says "lesbians fuck guys all the time, so why should I treat you seriously?"
>now I want to punch her in the face
jesus christ I'm still fuming about it.
I mean really you gotta fuck her now to prove a point.
But nah jelly bitches are just crazy. I got one jelly bitch story just that bit worse
>hanging with literal brother
>ya know from the same womb shit
>but different dads so we don't look so related
>at bar for his birthday
>btw he is a man ho
>fucks a lot of crazy bitches
>one particular one at this bar
>whom I never met
>swings a bottle at me
>brother stops her
>she keeps calling me a slut
>because she saw him buy me a drink
>what the fuck I'm his sister
>YOU'RE ONLY HALF DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT SLUT
That's honestly not the only crazy bitch he fucked that got jelly over me, but was the only one that continued trying to fight me after learning we were related. Some idiots see a guy and girl talk and think there can't be any other reason than fucking.
>qt girl happens to be in my class today
>Not really my type, so I'm not really paying attention to her
>Realize she speaks english, and doesn't understand norwegian that well
>She suddenly becomes five times cuter
Why does this happen?
Nah, I have a gf. And she's only in my class for today.
Anyway, scandinavian languages really aren't cute at all. With the exception of finnish, they sound pretty shit. Dunno why anyone would want to learn them.
>Anyway, scandinavian languages really aren't cute at all.
This is a falsehood, just fyi.
I mean, they look ridiculous when written down and like they'll be a bitch to pronounce but they sound quite lovely.
>(...)With the exception of finnish, they sound pretty shit. Dunno why anyone would want to learn them.
Seeing how you're Norwegian, I can not blame you for your poor taste as you probably don't hear Finnish that often - but you are just plain wrong.
That's all there's to it, good day, ma'am.
Nah, they're all shit. Finnish is pretty weird too, but I'm not finnish, so I'd feel bad for insulting it. That, and my gf has some relatives in finland.
I actually live pretty close to finland, so I get to hear it sometimes.
Oh, you're from Norway too? I live pretty far north. Not really comfortable saying exactly where I live, since this is 4chan after all.
My ex was Swedish and I heard it a lot while we were dating, and I can assure you that u rong fam
Trying to see if I can get a school girl thing going at the last min
This shirt is the closest I have to a white button up blouse
>can't remember where I put my eye makeup
>can't even blow bubbles with bubble gum
HALLOWEEN IS OVER T_T
Jennifers Body. A decent cheesy horror flick with some lesbian shit.
Red Head is not helping the scene with that face and coming from behind her. It is bulling not, saphic erotica. Not that ever watched saphic erotic. Just saying.
Also her hair is gorgeous.
>about to lose gf bc of inability to open up and talk about feelings with her
>slightly glad bc i am an autistic robot who doesn't understand feelings
>more upset bc she's really hot
also I'm going to be Aladdin for Halloween.
i've been having these dreams
>dreamt that I was in a college building, one of the lecture rooms
>someone has been killed and it's a mystery whodunnit
>hot girl behind me kisses my ear
>she grabs my face and kisses me
>tells me she wants me and lets go somewhere private
>go to a janitor's break room
>it's messy, but whatevs, gonna get laid
>let's do this babe
>she makes out with me for a while
>holy shit, it's happening
>then she brandishes a knife and announces she's the mysterious killer
>dodge her knife attack and wrestle her for the weapon
>succeed and grab the knife, stab her in the chest
>she's dying as I run away as fast as possible
>sad, because we didn't get to have sex
another dream I had today actually
>dream that I'm partying with this cute girl who is about to get married to her fiance
>she says that she'll miss me and wants to hook up before she's on the ball and chain for the rest of her life
>she tells everyone to get out of the room
>she's too shy to make the first move
>I'm too shy to make the first move
>suddenly we gotta go on a wacky adventure against these bad guys in drag
>as we're on the adventure, she falls more and more in love with me
>after we save the day, she tells me she's cancelling her marriage and wants to be with me
>we go to her bedroom
>lets have sex anon
>uh... I can't. I'm on my period
>oh ew. Well. We can wait.
>wake up, I'm on my period
>gf telling me that she just shaved, and that it feels weird because it's so smooth
>u-uh, she's talking about her legs.. right?
"o-oh yeah, totally get what you mean!"
>Talks about how horrible it must be to shave as a guy
>"Yeah, having to shave your beard and stuff all the time must be awful!"
"Anon pls, I'm talking about shaving down there"
So I'm not very smart.
So there's this 2 girls in one of my classes and they confuse the fuck out of me
>start semester, detect qt in class
>gonna ask her out but other girl beats me to it, fml
> 2 girls from class are dating, carry on with my sad life
>they break up after like a month
>eventually they both start talking to me
>ask original girl out for drinks after they've been apart for 2 weeks
>we start going out after class twice a week
>the 2 of them continue to be friendly and sometimes we all bs in class and all that
>start getting friendly with both, feel weird vibes from them
>me and original girl after class "dates" escalate
>other girl asks me out to Halloween party
>original girl says she's not quite ready for relationship but texts me all the time and all that
Are they messing with me? Because I'm starting to really like her but what's the deal with the ex? Does she wants to be friends, or just get in the way of me and this girl? They both seem like really nice people and after getting to know the ex a little better I can tell we have a lot in common and could be good friends. Is that why she's been going out with me as a proxy for her ex?
I fucking hate not getting laid in my dreams
>have weird haunted house dream
>staying the night in some spoopy sorority house
>lot of secret doors and shit
>frat guys trying to save me and another girl
>from these obviously evil bitches
>but these bitches are so hot and seem to wanna seduce me
>see them kill the one other not evil girl
>eh fuck it
>still wanna sleep with them
>they now wanna kill me for witnessing
>no no I'm cool I just wanna fuck you
>distract a frat guy to save them
>they're confused but let me go
>actually do have dream sex with 2 girls
>then help them kill a dude, no biggie
I like to think I realized it was a dream and that's why I was so chill with murdering for spoopy pussy but ya know I probably would just join a murdering witch cult if I got to sleep with and cuddle that many qt girls.
I don't think I'd wanna do it. Especially since my gf and I get our periods at the same time.
Maybe, just maybe, in like the last few days, when I'm not bleeding that much, and it doesn't feel like I have a knife stuck up there.
Shower period sex is good for me.
I don't really mind giving it in ways. Like I've fucked a girl on the rag with a strap on and fingered often enough, oral is out obviously. But I feel too gross receiving much. Plus cramps and I'm just much more tired on the rag than anything.
I only get that super horny the day/night just before I start, though a lot get it during instead.
>hey anon didn't you say you wanted to try eating someone out on their period
I might have said that I would like to know what it's like, just to know it, yeah.
>i'll be on my period in xx days
Dare I try azn cherry pie?
I love Yanagida Fumita. Some of his stuff is too violent for me, but that comic is really cute.
Nah, his art's good and Misuzu's a treasure so he can stay. Though I wish he'd change how he colors digitally, everything is greener than it should be and the airbrush look is gross.
Did anyone else watch When Marnie Was There and find it to be a load of bollocks?
I thought Ghibli had finally made a lesbian flick but I found the ending [spoiler]shit. It was so cute for the whole film then... either completely platonic or implied incest [/spoiler]
>there was a faceless men gangrape in Valkyrie Drive's new episode
Help, lesgen, I'm in suicide watch. I should have listened to that one anon that said VD was shit. I'm sorry, I shouldn't trust Japan.
I don't get the point of a yuri show that just throws het in there as a plot device or some shit. It defeats the purpose.
I remember seeing some 4chan stat comparing board activity and besides /b/ it was /v/ that was second most popular (though this was before /vg/ and /vr/). Then /co/ and then /a/ and /pol/ and /r9k/. Besides porn boards, that are actually kinda slow.
I don't really give a shit for anime but I'm not anti-anime either. I just ignore it when it's shitpost about anime time here.
Yeah but websites, like people, change over the years.
Like how TLN is now about fatties instead of learning, moot is about being a normie and abandoning us instead of anime and our bullsht.
Like I get that anime is here a lot but you can't use the aspie "ANIME OWNS 4CHAN" bs anytime anyone doesn't give a shit for your constant anime shitposting. Especially when you aren't on an anime-specific board. People have different interests.
Like my interest rn of halloween roseanne reruns.
I just found out there's like a million lesbian social meetups in my area.
I'm gonna go to them.
I've been basically a complete shut-in for the past four years so this is like a big deal for me. I'm actually really excited.
Any advice for me when re-entering the land of the living? Anyone have experience with rando "Let's do pottery!" or whatever the fuck type lesbian meetups?
A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL DRESSED IN A TURTLE HERMIT UNIFORM TOLD ME SHE THOUGHT MY OUTFIT WAS CUTE AND GAVE ME A HUG SO NOW I HAVE TO STOP HANDING OUT CANDY AND MASTURBATE.
The point is, a woman's place is at the side of her owner, man, husband and any woman who so pursues lesbianism is no less different than a common prostitute devoid of honor or self respect for her ancestors, family and for herself.
She should be better off in comitting seppuku in order to further shame and tarnish her family's proud and honorable name.
That's pretty much how Japanese society is. It's not an attitude, not a thinking one you can just change. They will not change, they refuse to change and they will to absolutly everything, EVERYTHING, to prevent such a change.
Besides, it's just the way they think. They just express these wanton hatred in shows, movies and in anime. In real life, they just glare and look down, They are too ashamed.
Do lesbians even exist? I mean, are there lesbians that weren't sexually traumatized? Or lesbians that don't hate men so much they become lesbians? Or lesbians that aren't so fucking ugly they resort to fuck other equally ugly women? Or lesbians that don't do it for attention or while they get married to the right man? Are lesbians real?
I'm starting to hate real women, and men too. Fuck you, stupid dykes, every single one of you is ugly. There aren't attractive lesbians, just attractive bisluts. Heck, there aren't ugly lesbians either, just ugly tsundere manhaters. Fuck you all.
Happy Halloween, fellow lesbians!
Off to the gay bar as a witch.
Yes. The beautiful ones are mostly out of tragic upbringing and stay away from politics or that man hating thing. It is just they had horrible trsumas, that being touched by a man causes them ptsd.
Fact. I am pretty and cis and once a boy looked at me and it traumatized me and now I'm super gay.
Halloween fucking sucked. It was gonna be me and gf chilling on the porch, drinking shitty pumpkin beer and handing out candy but it started raining. Plus I'm on the rag so don't feel like doing shit so I told her she should go. And now I got a headache and there's no good spoop movies on.
I'm considering giving tinder a chance. Is it worth it as someone who's not out and also a kissless virgin and what would I be going in for, exactly? (I'm not looking for one night stands or hookups)
In regards for Halloween, here's my cheap last minute costume. I got laughs off it, which was nice.
I flaked out this year but a little (9yo) vampire princess told me i was a cat since I dressed in all black and had cat ears on so I "totally had a costume"
thanks little kid, you made me feel like not a scrub, and you are awesome
I'm looking in general, but I'm a very kinky fuck and would not be compatible with someone unless they're a kinky fuck too like me. :^(
>you will never be an 11 yo engaged to an older woman
>you will never be a college aged woman given the blessing of a little girl's parents to marry their daughter
I was meant to live in Itou Hachi's world, not this bullshit.
Where and how does one find a dominant, cruel yet loving GF that also has a lot of fetishes? Every time I've tried to find someone the girls have been way too vanilla so I haven't pursued any further, and when I had an ex I made her feel terrible because she hated being cruel to me even though I loved it.
I just want someone put a collar on me and make me her slave, but also love me tenderly when I need it the most.
I'd put stock in you, anon.
>mfw I found old flannel bedsheets while cleaning out my drawer last week
Some gals are fwbs. I'm also in an open triangle with a lesbian and a bisexual gal.
gals, mostly straight or bisexual. I never really ended up in lesbian circles. Always had plenty of gals in my social circles to go out with. Guys are all over the place, but lots of gays and bisexuals.
Well, forget about the midget stuff. I thought she was at least 170cm but she made a video saying she's 159cm but looks taller because of camera angle, clothes and shoes.
Now I want to fugg her harder.
Even if you say you're a lesbian4lesbians you'll still mostly get dick pics and guys masturbating to you saying you don't want their dick.
A stripper friend said lesbians/bi girls make the best sex workers because of their disinterest in dick. Guys honestly get off on that shit, pay more and feel like it's a more sincere dom, and then you avoid the pretty woman falling in love shit and can just make money and treat it like a business.
But you gotta talk about dick ALL the time. Talk about how you hate dick or whatever, just still talk about it.
All I want in life is for elizabeth debicki to fuck me up tbqh