gaygen meets /m/ edition
anyone else here browse /m/ regularly?
>have to pee
>mom previously used the toilet
>pee lasts a long time
>suffer through the fishy smell
>turn head into sleeve
>inhale deeply for filtered air
>quickly flush toilet and run out
Every month. I'm glad I don't live there anymore.
This is the only right way to bang a furry.
Lolhitler is best boy
/hm/ needs way more traffic to be good though. That said it was my first board and I got there right as the whole pizzaface thing kicked off, though, and that was pretty great.
>live in house with roommates who have cats
>head to bathroom
>see little red dots all over the bathtub
>see more little red dots all over the floor and toilet
>think "maybe the cat cut it's foot or claw
>see cat, she's fine
>realize it's cat period blood
Speaking of furries I saw this sign earlier. Wtf?
If you happen to notice any bleeding in your cat during heat, however, notify your veterinarian about it. Bloody vaginal discharge is associated with a variety of different health conditions -- and even may be a sign of miscarriage in a pregnant cat. If you think that your pet is menstruating just like a human, she may actually just be miscarrying a litter of kittens, so take her to the vet immediately.
>vaginal infection or miscarriage.
Would you fags consider a male only show, set in a world without women (for whatever bullshit reason), where half the cast are teen traps drawn identical to animu chicks properly "gay?"
I think the cat is unhealthy. It's a tiny one that stays in the house at all times so it can't be miscarriages. The house is extremely dirty and the cats piss and shit everywhere, except my room so it's probably just a terrible vaginal infection. Or feline aids.
>fucking hell I don't get the 4chan weebo autists.
The only thing that matters is if the writing is good. The backdrop doesn't matter. Mecha, trannies, whatever. Just make the storyline not cringeworthy. All manga & anime would benefit greatly from this.
Are you shitting me? What in the fuck is wrong with people in this modern age? I have no hope for humanity anymore.
watch out the tumblr police will find out who you are and raid your posts because you're not allowed to label them they label themselves and they label their own actions how they please
I literally read this post in a Vietnamese voice.
>See a Jenna Marbles video in my shill/recommendation section
Jesus fuck, what happened?
I'm so glad I'm gay, women age like absolute trash.
>Buying anything with buttons on it for less than $100
Pssht. Do you even fashun?
I buy clothes that are well-made. I've bought cheaper brands before but most never last or look good after a few washings.
My parents have Pendleton wool blankets they've owned since the 70s. They've lasted all these years. Surprisingly no moth holes.
You can make it the rule by stepping out and being yourself. That's what I'm going to do. I'm trying to find the best looking clothes for my body and I'm going to buy duplicates and wear them everyday. I want to find 3 good outfits for going out, 3 for working out, and 3 for pajamas. Everything else in my closet I'm going to donate.
few months ago he and I were talking on skype and he got all emotional and started crying saying his life was falling apart and burned every bridge he had and was losing his mind to drugs
so I peaced out 'cause not my cup of tea
and rugby said he hasn't heard from him in weeks because apparently he completely lost his shit and a bunch of other shit I won't get into
out of all my features you could call out you chose a non-existent one
he didn't lol
real porn is 100% better
>Faggots are this afraid of having their perspectives challenged
Anyone else feels like this shit crosses a line?
Its a guy who trains a stray dog to be a sex slave. It just seems.... wrong.
By retards who have thousands of logical fallacies. No thanks I'd rather have real arguments with real people who know how to debate.
I don't really watch any, it's silly. I just like watching skele women walk around to funky music tbqh.
I do have some male modelfus though, and I look at their print work occasionally.
he claimed to have been flunking out and poor since he spent all his assistance money on drugs
Not gonna get super into it though since it's a whole bag of shit and I'm not too interested in starting drama
At least I know for certain that you will die a virgin with 2d porn addiction while I have a meaningful relationship with another and real life connections. Pretty sure your life is pathetic.
Yeah, it sucks. Makes shopping offline tiresome because you have to search high and low if you want something specific.
My taste in men's fashion is very minimal though, and shapes are much more important than patterns, fabric and colour.
>tfw my baratiddies are getting more muscular and bigger
>tfw I got tiddiefucked last night
the masks and leather shit are weird but leashes and collars are super hot imo
Oh man, this shit is bonkers
And yea i think that actually is Swede. I can tell!
You shouldnt have said those things, no one knew about his drug problem, him whoring himself out for money. The fact that Rugby donates money to Swede to help with school but Swede just uses it for drug money
and the fact that Swede robbed and murdered sadkek
Damn. If true I'm jelly.
I dont get why 4chan is so pro-drugs
its undeniable that drugs ruin lives - just because you start off using them responsibly doesnt mean things wont start to escalate.
If you ever find yourself taking drugs alone, and not in a social situtaion, you need to seriously re-evaluate your life.
when are you white gay guys apologize for ruining everything?
>Guess what? Everybody likes white guys! And it’s problematic.
>it troubles me because in recognizing that I love white guys I also know that I’m reacting to hundreds of years of being told that whiteness is the only kind of beauty
>You can see the Nazi-like gay male obsession with whiteness if you look at gay porn
Im not sure why but Kawoshin is my favorite right after Slaine x Inaho and neko-oreki
I learnt all of this from zombii :3c
>not filtering the word "problematic" from your life
Blonde haired, blue eyed models in porn are kinda rare. There are shitloads of latinos, blacks, and most white guys have thick, dark brown hair and beards.
Sometimes there's a token ginger guy.
I notice that in vintage porn, blond men are much more common. Guess the evil Jewish boogeymen don't want any of that, even among people who don't reproduce.
>tfw used to be blonde blue-eyed kid
>tfw head hair turned sandy brown when i grew up
>tfw bright blue eyes turned steelgray
>tfw still have blonde body hair
literally the worst combination of all time
Oh, you posted earlier.
Please present bp, I bet you're perfect.
I'm not familiar with most artist names. Your guess is as good as mine.
Literally other side of the world.
>I will never have a bf to match my pastiness
the ones that scare me are the glass rod sounds. Like even if it's tempered, hard glass that shit can still break. What if it slipped from your grasp b/c of the lube and snapped b/c your were trying to catch it?
At least you aren't
>dark red facial hair
>thin orange eyebrows
>brown red body hair
>orange blond pubes
Also I'm gonna bald soon so whatever bears I might grow is gonna be gross and ginger
Man. I just don't know.
I've been -literally- made to bleed during sex for pleasurable purpose and that STILL just
One of my friends in a skypegroup I'm in was telling me the other day how she rushed up stairs after she heard her boyfriend screaming for help after fucking up sounding.
Never ever ever ever AAHH!
>mfw ash blond hair, ginger bread and smooth upper body, legs, crotch and asscrack hairy as shit (with dark hair)
A bit? I don't like islam, brown people, gun control or progressivism, but I like socialized healthcare, democracy, and freedom of "degeneracy" as long as it doesn't directly hurt others
Uh, wut is that english
could you try that post again for me, plz
also cute noodle
Not to offend or hurt anyones feelings but
Gingers in general are a pretty big turn off for me -except- for the fiery treasure trails.
Something about red pubes is like ungh yes pls
And this is also still making me laugh but I feel like it wouldn't if I wasn't in such a laugh-happy mood.
Remember to hold your crucifix tight and paint your face with the blood of a virgin this Halloween and she will not bring certain doom upon you.
I've gotten the lewd disease... The only thing in my mind is sex, cocks and cum. Whenever i'm with guys and i smell their odor it's so intoxicating and i get so tingly
I want to get fucked by everyone in my class like the little cumslut i am. I want to pleasure and suck cocks and swallow their semen like the good little slut i am <3
I want to get fucked by so many guys and let them all cum inside my boypussy and be their cocksleeve <3
PLEASE HELP ME. HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE
>mfw i want to get my boypussy pregnant
>HOW DO YOU GET RID OF LEWD DISEASE
Shove something up your butt without lube.
Make it painful, make it hurt like a bitch.
Tear up that hole like you mean it.
If it bleeds, you're good.
You'll never want anal again in your life.
>tfw bought a dildo
>only use it like once a month because the prep is so boring
m-maybe im not cut out to be a true bottomslut...
You just need someone to encourage you
The truth is most bottomsluts can't reach maximum bottomslutness without a strong hand guiding them
FUCK HOW DO I MEET CUTE GAY PEOPLE?
im confident in my looks and personality and shit, but I only know 2 gay people, and I only know them tangentially (plus theyre not that cute).
I feel like if I was friends with a buncha gay people id be able to get a bf fairly easily, but I just dont know any!
I wish I knew anon
That guy's face is just
LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT! IT's THIIIS BIG!
And that hunk totally knows he's a trophy.
Ha ha, I love how smug they both look.
Man, I've been smiling a lot this morning. My cheeks are starting to hurt.
Pffft, who needs friends on Halloween when you've got gaygen!
God, the whole daddy son thing makes me cringe.
It used to be a huge fetish of mine, but over the last year or so it's become more weird and dysfunctional to me.
>even really a useful concept
No, not really.
But it's just a way of describing that kind of feminine resting expression gay dudes often have. You know, slightly raised eyebrows, a tendency to slightly pout the lips.
Straight guys have it too sometimes.
Prominent lashes also contribute, but that's not really an expression thing.
>Prominent lashes also contribute
fun fact: high testosterone = more prominent lashes