Halloween can be pretty scary, so you should all make sure to have a big strong dad close by to snuggle for comfort.
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IF YOU ARE SITTING AT HOME MOPING ON HALLOWEEN
>twitch DOT tv/bobross
IT WILL MAKE YOU HAPPIER I PROMISE!!!
Let's say hypothetically i had a friend who was thinking about what something up his butt would feel like and wanted to maybe try something. What would be a good thing for this hypothetical friend to put in his pooper?
>imagine trying to tell your mom about that shit
People with daddy issues probably don't have a great relationship with their parents.
Or they have whore mothers who know they have no right to judge their child's sick preferences.
That dude looks no older than 30.
Daddy age is more 35+
Porn has ruined this by making every buff man with some facial hair a "daddy"
>Watching daddy son porn
>Dad is clearly only about 5 years older than the "son"
>Only real difference is that one's clean shaven and perhaps skinnier
>read all this shit about daddies on 4chan
>see all these hot daddy pics
"Hmm maybe i could get into this, lemme just load up grindr"
THERE ARE NO CUTE DADDIES IRL, ITS A TRICK BY THE JEW MEDIA
ALL GUYS OVER 30 ARE UGLY AND FAT DONT BELIEVE SENPAI'S LIES
but I'll always have Panda Bear I guess...
Yeah, close enough
I was going to go hang out with friends
but then I found out that this one bitch is gonna be there
and I would've sucked it up and gone anyways because I want to hang out with my friends
but then one guy's like "you may not want to come" because he knows I fucking loathe her so now I can't go because I'm expected not to because she's there
I really wanna get my ass rekt by a daddy but im too scared b/c I know that IRL anyone over 35 on hookup sites is either ugly or posting fake pics in an attempt to lure kids into their murder dungeon.
That's when you meet him in a public place first. Don't be a dummy with these things.
I would say yes. They have the experience and if you tell them you're a virgin they'd go easy on you.
I would've thought potato edition but ok.
>Build my first computer
>Great, Anon! Now we can have your old one, since we bought it anyway!
>DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
>FRESH INSTALL THAT SHIT
>Had nearly all my porn on an external drive anyway
>Still worry about them finding something
Thankfully, they literally only use the computer for Netflix.
>tfw no zombii to turn his life around and make him a happy femboy
>go to party with classmates a week back
>not interested in the girls there
>get asked if im gay or what
>not gonna lie so just get it over with and admit it
>mfw now the fattest guy in class keeps checking me out
what do I do
>symmetrical greying of the beard
what do you think about this hot alpha stud?
I remember being a kid and finding my brother's Hentai and fake celebrity porn just stashed away in the My Documents folder.
Good times. Once, he accidentally set the background to a picture of Tifa and Aeris yuri and my mother was pissed.
This was in like, 2001, when internet porn was still a pretty foreign concept to most parents. Well, here at least.
Do not sexualize the Bob Ross.
its not my fault if he leaves his shirt hanging open like that...
Go to the gym with him and make him lose his weight. Give him encouragement. You'll have an obedient and loyal bitch boy all for yourself. If he skips his training or overeats don't sex him. Etc.
>tfw you'll never fix all of gaygen's problems and get to see them smile
but i want everyone to appreciate how great he was ;_;
imo he is possibly the greatest human to have ever lived and i want him to be remembered...
He had a hard life.
I shit post alot
but i sincerely mean it when i say that when you first reccomended Bob Ross, i laughed at you
Now i watch one every week and it really brings alot of joy.
I just wanted to say thank you and please keep spamming!
>you will never know the feeling of celebration sex after they win
>you will never know the feeling of getting your slut hole pounded when he takes his anger out on you after they lose
>you will never
I just made a trip down to the pharmacy to pick up fiancé's prescription.
Blew the people's mind over my fiancé and I being a gay couple by clarifying that he was the one I was picking up meds for at the time and that the meds he usually picks up at that place are for me.
Qt clerk girl herself didn't seem phased, tho, I was glad.
>tfw losing all my weight rapidly
>tfw don't even look like I lift
>facial aesthetics are coming back
>look like just the average curlbro
BUYING GALLON OF MILK NOW
I NEED TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND TBQH
I don't even look like I lift it was all a waste
Have you ever actually been spitroasted
It sounds really hot in concept, right?
Like REALLY hot?
>What was the point of your question then.
"how do I shoot down his advances in a nice way?", obviously
I'd love to tell him that I fucking hate fatties and he should kill himself, but I see the guy every day so I probably shouldn't do that.
I thought I'd play Metro 2033 since I'm alone and it's a spooky game but I ran out of filters and now I can't finish the game. Yay.
This makes me SO MAD.
LITERALLY kill yourself.
>1st bf when i was 15
how did you find a gay guy when you were 15?
how did you meet?
TELL ME HOW THE FUCK YOU MET
>1st bf when i was 15
My bf died because he wasnt pretty enough
1) When did you have your first relationship?
2) How is your relationship with your family?
3) What are you most afraid of?
4) What are you most proud of?
5) What do you want to leave behind when you die?
Then I'll get a small brush dip it in real fruit jam and start slowly and gently brushing your nipples, glans, foreskin (assuming you're uncut), balls, etc... then I'll lick/suck it slowly while I look at your eyes. :3
I dont understand how you people got BFs when yuo were 15 and shit.
I mean, even though im a friendless NEET I can at least see *how* adults get bfs- they can use grindr and stuff to find other gay guys.
But how do people do it when theyre kids????
Fucking central london
i went to a posh allboys school, everyone was very uncomfortable with gayness and it was all super homophobic
there was one guy who had the gay lisp and i always thought was gay, but his facebook says he's straight so i guess not.
>but his facebook says he's straight so i guess not
Maybe it's because of the super homophobic environment he grew up in, Anon?
You know, I always found it weird how people trashed all boys schools by saying they were super gay. If they'd ever stepped foot in one, they'd know differently.
But I guess some guys must still get up to some experimenting, despite the homophobic banter.
The Bible clearly and consistently labels any sexual activity outside of marriage or not between a man and a woman as sin, rebellion against God’s plan. But following this realization is good news: sin can be forgiven and lives can be changed through faith in Christ. The Corinthian believers are an example of such a change: “And [homosexuals] is what some of you were. But you were washed, you were sanctified, you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God” (1 Corinthians 6:11). There is hope for all sinners: transsexuals, transgenders, those with gender identity disorder, transvestites and homosexuals, because of God’s forgiveness available in Jesus Christ.
Tfw no one would love me because of that tummy.
Tfw too insecure to hit on someone irl.
Tfw i would propably feel unconfortable as fuck during sex because im ashamed of my body.
>I went to a posh allboys school, everyone was very uncomfortable with gayness and it was all super homophobic.
That would explain why you'd have missed all of them.
That's assuming your gaydar works fine.
Maybe that's an issue.
>There is hope for all sinners: transsexuals, transgenders, those with gender identity disorder, transvestites and homosexuals, because of God’s forgiveness available in Jesus Christ.
Very nice, but what's the meaning of forgiveness when you're buried under a pile of rocks and stones?
not much to tell. it wasnt very sexy at all, it was awkward and dumb.
>go camping as part of a school thing
>2 man tents
>get partnered with best friend, massive 6 foot 4 rower dude
>im like 5 foot 7
>as we go to sleep he kinda scoots up to me so we're almost spooning
>he has a boner
>i back up into him also so we're full-on spooning
>we kind of squirm together for like half an hour
>i get kind of bold and reach over to touch him
>he goes "WTF dude thats my dick"
>i wasnt even aiming for his dick i just wanted to hug...
>he backs off to the other side of the tent
>never talk about it again
yeah. it was just awkward and dumb and i regret fucking it up.
also amusingly nowadays he makes tons of homophobic comments 24/7
>i didnt let her help me with the luggage cause Im a gentleman
you mean a sexist piece of shit?
>she looked at me and said thank you.
the patriarchy BRAINWASHED her into believing it is OK for MEN to consider her as a WEAKER SUBHUMAN
Cute girls make me feel things too, Anon. So long as they're not massive fucking bitches.
I guess it's instinctive, chivalry and all that.
Still think we need to gas the femmes though. Straight men are perfection after all, and we'll never have them for ourselves with those succubi around.
I envy them because they get the best guys and that makes me want to avoid them but I know it's not really their fault, so I try not to be an asshole about it.
I'd only fuck one if it meant being able to lure her boyfriend into a threesome and then slowly lock her out of the sex, but that's just me.
And I want them to love me so I know they desire me but can never have me no matter how hard they try.
Sometimes. Usually it's just intense hatred.
There's this one slag I see around university every now and then who is always bitching about someone when I stand in her vicinity. She strikes me as particularly vile, and that's the type of woman I hate the most. Not even clever about her bitchiness, just a straight up asshole. The couple of times I've had to work with her, I always pretend I've forgotten her name, just because I know it triggers her to see a man not putting her on a pedestal.
Straight men are nearly always okay to get along with, at least by themselves.
>And I want them to love me so I know they desire me but can never have me no matter how hard they try
This is so much fun, and is partially why I make sure to butch it up a little around strangers.
>tfw you lead her on for months, then tell her you like dudes
>I know straight guys would never have interest in me, so I have no interest in them.
I try to think this way too but some straight guys make it soooo fucking difficult.
Like, I me this straight guy earlier this year and he's super cute and affectionate and always hugging me and stuff.
One time we were studying at his place at there was something I didn't understand and I got mad and he stood behind me, rubbed my shoulders, jockingly kissed my head and said "now, clam down, I'll explain it to you."
he is tho
it's just some stupid bro stuff bullshit
they treat each other like that all the time but it's entirely platonic. Kind of a bromance or #nohomo things (although I've never heard him say any of those words, thank god)
and since I'm a dude, I'm a 'bro' as well for him even though I'm gay (yes, he knows it) so he treats me like one.
So, I'm in some sort of brozone.
Hello everyone Saw a Daddy thread so just wanted to pop in and say Happy Halloween. Hope you are all having a good night.
God dammit, I was supposed to be spending tonight getting Halloween-shitfaced with my friends, but instead, one of them dragged us to fucking rocky horror picture show, which didn't allow alcohol, so we were all forced to share from two flasks.
Why do people enjoy that bullshit? Worst movie I've ever seen, coupled with people fucking throwing shit at us and yelling rehearsed lines at the screen. Ugh, I'm so pissed off. I don't get to go out with my friends much, and that really ruined tonight.
Nope, I love girls.
I'm incredibly stereotypical when it comes to this. I can only be friends with females, I mostly listen to female musicians (not the shitty pop ones, of course, cause I ain't no pleb) and the vast majority of the people I look up to are females.