November's round the corner, and the last thread dieded.
Are you guys looking forward to this time of year? Or do you like summer and skimpily dressed men better?
This November seems smashing.
>peep show season 9
>growing my moustache out for movember
>early Christmas shopping
>bfs family coming for dinner in a few weeks
>I can start wearing long johns
Yep. I sure love the colder months.
The Blood Moon rises. The hunt is afoot.
> Time to find a fitting mate.
>classmate sits next to me and starts chatting
>try my very hardest to be social, ask lots of questions, chat about loads of things, even open up and tell them a funny story that happened when i got drunk at Pride onetime
>he looks stonyfaced and thoughtful, just kinda nods and barely answers my questions
>as he gets off bus see him start to chat to someone else
>theyre instantly laughing and smiling and he looks like hes having a great time
I tried my hardest and objectively failed. just... i dont know what to do. maybe some people arent meant to have friends. i just want someone to talk to, jesus.
Im so lonely.
im athletic, young and conventially attractive, but have no standards and am incredibly desperate for any kind of attention.
/pol/ is secretly gay. We know this. We should support them until they figure it out themselves.
stormfronter drug addict, on steroids (but slightly overweight lol), owns a nazi flag, occaisionally crushes hard on tripfags which is embarassing for all involved, when he was 17 he made a dating profile asking for 13 year olds, exposed himself to kids on omegle for "banter", dysfunctional family, cut his dick with a knife when he got high one day, has no friends, utterly retarded and unintelligent.
That's depressing, poor guy.
I mean, even if you were.
I guess it's a kek thing, isn't.
Like, it's always been something I've legitimately wondered about.
There would always, -always- be some people who just insulted him and I never understood why.
But it's a kek thing, isn't it?
Maybe someone could make a chill one, tho.
I find it flabbergasting that people still think 4chan is a safe place to post their info or socialize.
Everyone on this website is terrible.
Get it through your thick skulls.
I meant YES as in I'm a terrible person because I suck at life. I wouldn't purposefully hurt someone just for the lulz. 4chan is known as the Internet Hate Machine (and the Internet's Butthole) for a reason.
Also, I'm the anon who keeps memeing to everyone on here - since /lgbt/ & /gaygen/ inception - to NOT post your info or discuss personal stuff.
Someone is bound to use it against you. It's not a matter of if but when.
I never get what people are on about with doxing and all that nonsense.
There's hella incriminating bullshit about me all over the place.
I think it's mostly just the kind of life I live anyways.
I've been hired by people who first contacted me because they found my porn.
And I mean hired to draw art. Regular, non-erotic art.
I couldn't care less, I think peeps are way to uptight about it all.
Is low self esteem ever attractive, and how can i make it work for me?
only if you want to be emotionally abused by a narcissist but not attractive to the average person no
>I just want a place where I can doof at people and have it feel vaguely private.
I can tell you right off the bat that this place is not appropriate for that.
A lot of people on here are NEETs or underage edgy kids and some of those want to see the world burn.
In other words, this is not the place for "normies."
There's a reason why moot wants to be disassociated with this place. He created a monster that got too big for him to handle.
Thanks for keeping an eye on the newfags. But with personal stuff, do you mean even stories or preferences?
What are the limits on personal stuff you are implying?
Serious question, mostly because I'm a newfag.
That sucks. Sorry to hear anon :/
Low elf-esteem makes egomaniacs out of most people. If you can be selfless, attempt to be a good person, I would find that attractive. I hate the whiny, I-hate-myself and I-deserve-nothing-nobody-ever-loves-me types.
If you simply have noticeable issues, and knew you were gay, I would probably come on to you.
I have phases of insane selfsacrifice where i literally spend all my time helping other people and giving away all my time and money, and phases of just wanting to hide under a blanket for a few days.
I'm feeling the latter right now.
young, athletic, blonde, etc etc.
but there is no way in hell i want to meet up with anyone from 4chan again, ive already been burned that way. im desperate, but not THAT desperate.
It's not inherently attractive. It's more a will to associate with you, help you, make you feel better and be supportive of you.
There is no direct attraction involved in that. You would need someone willing to spend some real time with and become friends with you.
Question is, if they would still be able to be attracted to you in that way.
But generally, low self-esteem is a total social killer :/ Sorry anon. Hope it gets better for you.
Are you confused about your sexuality or something?
>athletic, blonde, etc etc.
How would you feel about someone fucking you roughly and laughing at you while you suck their cock?
God no I just can't believe the least faggy place on this board is the one filled with literal fags desu...
I am gay though
No problem. So you can have an idea of what I'm talking about I've been in this place since it began almost 24/7 (I'm a NEET) and I spent so much time on here that I could positively identify people just by what they were saying or the way they type. Even people who stopped posting after an year or so.
I've seen people meeting here and later becoming boyfriends, they even posted qt pics and everything. I lived their happiness vicariously. (Yeah, yeah I'm a creep call me whatever you want.) After awhile trolls started to ruin this place by trying to dox them, etc. There was (and still is) a lot of hate for trip/name fags.
I've seen trolls use people's e-mails accounts and register them on random websites etc. I've seen so much shit being done to people that I still can't understand why people think this place is good. It's not.
I've considered making an infograph plenty of times, but I just can't be arsed. People are free to do what they want, so why bother anyway.
I know it ain't happening.
I just like to know there are qt athletic blonds out there who don't mind degrading sex.
>Money is flooding out of Canada at the fastest pace in the developed world. Soon Canada and it's people will be bankrupt and it will be downgraded to a third world country.
Glad I don't live in the third world country of Canada.
>tfw Christmas time in Aus is hot as fuck, and never feels like a real Christmas
>Never even seen snow in real life
Just kill yourself unless you're too much of a pussy
Or you can throw yourself into some subject so hard that anytime you feel like shit you can bury it down a deep hole (that's partially what I did)
Ah, this is a common issue we call "adulthood." It can be remedied with sleeping all day and coffee, but it never truly goes away.
Try Turkish coffee.
The secret to get it brothy is by using cold water. I can't wait to make my boyfriend coffee when my family comes to ask his families hand in marriage.
>implying that's gonna happen any time soon
It looks like it has "normietech" written on it lol
How about using the god damn filters or taking a break from this place? It's not hard. Also, why are you so salty towards them? Sure, I mean I dislike some of them but I ignore them. Some of them are mighty cute together, but that's subjective.
I think you should seek medical help, m8.
S-Stop it. You're turning me red.
Celiac causes very bad pain the abdomen after eating gluten. If you get this, I'd suggest you see a doctor.
Or just be one of those health fad peeps and go gluten free without medical guidance like an annoying hipster.
Nigga I do take breaks
Doesn't change my burning hatred for namefaggots
Maybe you're the one who is wrong for this place and needs to step away?
Ever thought of that desu
Oh lord, I can share this sentiment. Do you go skiing every year? Or just some fantasy of yours?
I actually enjoy skiing. And the best thing is warming up afterwards with a group of friends around a warm fire.
If you ever question why you should keep living, like a lot of NEETS on /r9k/ do, know that you helped me, and probably a handful of other newfags.
So yeah, there ya go.
Go see a Doctor.
D O C T O R
I don't have my own skis, so I mostly just hit up the college's $50 day at the local hill once a year. Didn't go last year due to back problems though v_v I'm gonna try to go again this year, I love skiing. I did it for like seven years when I was a kid, because my hometown had a cheap program to teach kids to ski.
Wahou, you priviledged faggot. I'd love live near the mountains as well. Some place in the alps or so.
Skiing is awesome, and I love the mountains.
You go though, keep up the sport. And one day you'll meet your skiing handsome qt bf.
I get bloated, sluggish, slow, and constipated after eating gluten. I end up on the toilet two-three times a day if I eat pasta etc., and if I eat sandwiches a lot I tend to, err, bleed a bit down there.
I'm also so tired all the time, and I'm in really good physical shape. I struggle like crazy to put weight on too, and I think it might just be my body rejecting gluten.
Talk to different people until you find someone who's interested. All talking to people who are obviously disinterested does is drive them away. You're not gonna click with everyone, but if you keep feeling so sorry for yourself you're only gonna come off as depressing to everyone whether or not you try to.
Try to focus on positive things instead of negative things in your life.
Buck up, move on, make friends.
You're just not meant to have friends desu
I can do the smalltalk easy but actually developing relationships is something that is nearly impossible for me
Just accept the loneliness and you'll feel better
Why do you hate people *just* because they use trips/names? Is it because they get attention and you don't? Are you that attention deprived IRL that you need to act edgy online to feel better? If that's the case you should seek mental help ASAP then. Or maybe you need a boyfriend or a good dicking so that hatred can go away.
Don't worry, I'll step away one of these days. Alone. I've tried twice so far (I even fail at that lol) and you know what they say - the third's a charm.
Maybe I'll go to the store and get some rice. But the thing online says 'don't cut gluten out of your diet until you've been tested because it can skew the results', and also I have birthday cake from yesterday and I think people will get offended if I don't eat it.. Blegh
whats that name for when someone gets all their homophobic friends together, lures some gay kid into meeting and brutally beat them?
its like "fagbashing" or something, i cant remember.
Maybe I'll go get some rice like I said and eat just a tiny bit of the cake to keep them happy?
;_; it's not diagnosed or anything, it's a hunch I've got based on symptoms. I don't really like being hungry or in pain. The place that gets most sore is my lower right back. If I, at least think, eat too much gluten, it gets really sore there.
I have no food and the supermarket doesn't open for another two hours, go fuck yourself.
Why is there so much hatred on here?
Even when some /pol/tard isn't around there's hatred between gays. Why?
This place justs causes me to want to be more anti-social.
It's because you're a faggot desu
Literally all your fault
When gays don't immediately have sex with each other and fall in love, they all will harbor bitter resentment towards each other. It's a natural biological process, visible in any online gay domain.
Too much upbeat, to little romance in that song.
I also dislike pentatonix production. It's very clean and sterile. I like grittier, less clear production.
What's the most effective way to eliminate all femmes, gg?
How do I get them to stop manipulating and stealing my straight husbandos?
It'll be okay, anon.
This might be soothing to you while you calm down.
I know it's pretty pleasant to me when I'm feeling awful.
lol, Cirgay. I like it.
And it's kay, honestly, I'm a smile spreader. The only part of people hating on me that really gets in under is that I don't know how to clear up their negativity.
>circé reveals what a massive hippy-dippy bleeding heart they are
I WANNA CELEBRATE
I WANNA SELL YOU HATE
TODAY IS THE DAY YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE
I WANNA CELEBRATE
I WANNA SELL YOU HATE
YOUR DEMONS WANT TO GIVE YOU A PROPER GOODBYE
LET'S MAKE SURE THE MUSIC IS LOUD ENOUGH WE WON'T EVEN HEAR IT END
>stupid romantic lovey dovey nostalgic fairy shit for hipsters to make love to
Is this some sort of joke? People don't actually have sex to shit like that, do they?
Get with the end times man. This is what should turn you on and get you in the mood if you're a real man like me....
Wax instead. I know it's figuratively and literally a pain in the butt - but it pays off. It's way better than those chemicals.
Remember to exfoliate your skin before waxing to open/clean up the skin pores to avoid hair being stuck. And whenever you take a shower use one of those exfoliating loofas to keep your skin clean.
After the shower you should use a moisturizer.
This right now is my favorite time of year. Cool breezy days, occasional comfy rain, sweater weather, i love it. But I fucking hate winter and snow and cold and wearing boots every day and bitter people and no sun and ugh
Oh, no, uh, totally porn I was in.
I mean, they didn't contact me to hire me, they were a casual cammer, too, and I dunno if anyone else relates to this but you know, you know, people get weird and awkward about porn, you know.
And when you find someone else who makes porn who seems otherwise friendly and put together, you befriend them
It's kind of liberating to talk about what a nice dick picture they managed, or the best angle for that position you wished you could film or snap attractively and not be called a degenerate or have attentionwhore spouted at you a thousand times over or on the otherside of that, have the person not care about anything but the porn and want nothing to do with you.
If you can chat with someone about how nice their butt bounces in that one vid and also about your respective relationships (or lack their of) or just shoot the shit about our careers or maybe even just emotional realtalk friend goodness
That's a lifelong friend there. Someone who's on the same page when it comes to sexuality. It's just another facet of intimacy for us and we can bond over that.
Also, lol, it wasn't even that hot, it was just a funny clip from a vid where we almost got interrupted by a repair guy during a blowjob.
>Going up an escalator
>qt's in front of me has his butt right in my face
>Think about motorboating his butt cheeks
>Blush and look to the side
Yeah..that's your first mistake. There's nothing romantic about gay sex. Why do gays constantly want what they saw in some bullshit movie? Gay sex is meant to be violent, fearful, and sweaty. If you don't fear the person fucking you after he fucks you than you didn't get fucked hard enough. Don't try to romanticize gay sex. Our gay forefathers fought hard by sword & gunfire to fuck men hard in the ass and call it love. If you want romance go date a woman, you breeder!
pretty good shit, hits me right in the bowels
Men don't cuddle together. What kind of crap is that? We wrestle, fuck, and spit in each others faces.
>how do I get over being backstabbed
Fuck the backstabber in the butt. Duh.
Some music brings out the inner beast.
5: Brood over it, feel bad for a while. Talk to friends. After a few days/months/weeks notice that life goes on and that person was just another misadventure of the life you keep living every day that you wake up. Realize that things get better, and think about the bob ross quote.
You see, you're not my type at all :( I also disagree with you.
I want a hipster musician bf with whom I can listen to obscure bands, discover new music, record some good shit with and be physically close together without having sex.
>Yeah..that's your first mistake. There's nothing romantic about gay sex. Why do gays constantly want what they saw in some bullshit movie? Gay sex is meant to be violent, fearful, and sweaty. If you don't fear the person fucking you after he fucks you than you didn't get fucked hard enough. Don't try to romanticize gay sex. Our gay forefathers fought hard by sword & gunfire to fuck men hard in the ass and call it love. If you want romance go date a woman, you breeder!
new pasta, thanks
Honestly, winter layers bulk and highlight body frames, which is nice; I like coats and jackets. Summer is nice because of all the legs. In LA there are more cocks flopping about in boardshorts but winter wins
>>Yeah..that's your first mistake. There's nothing romantic about gay sex. Why do gays constantly want what they saw in some bullshit movie? Gay sex is meant to be violent, fearful, and sweaty. If you don't fear the person fucking you after he fucks you than you didn't get fucked hard enough. Don't try to romanticize gay sex. Our gay forefathers fought hard by sword & gunfire to fuck men hard in the ass and call it love. If you want romance go date a woman, you breeder!
>I want a hipster musician bf to listen to music with and be physically close together without having sex
>without having sex
If some guy is willing to take time out of his day to spend time with you, cuddle with you, listen to your shitty music choices, etc... you have to give back something back in return that he wants. That's how the world works.
It's more about possession for me. Creepy dark fear-based music gives me power over a guy that other kinds of music can't.
I don't just fuck them, I fuck with their mind. For me sex is more mental than physical. Once you have them mentally in a trance, you can do whatever you want with them physically as their mind makes their body accommodate easily to your own desires.
I guess I just like to bring out every bottom's inner slut. It's all a bottom is good for anyway.
I bought some nuts too, so hopefully those will fill me up... (pls no lewd jokes)
I also got some chocolate milk to help fill me up with no wheat.
It's not much, but I'm hungry, and if I'm right and it is Celiacs, I don't really wanna fill myself with something my body thinks is poison..
I can honestly see myself being fairly submissive, but I don't get all this powerplay that goes alongside sex.
I have my fetishes, but if I ever lose control over my own desires and rationale, I would stop having sex immediately.
>spend 10 minutes replying to last thread
>does not exist
sigh i was being nice too
>tfw he looks into your eyes and leans in for a kiss while he fucks you missionary under the covers with the lights off
gdi i hate the snow but i really miss cold weather clothes
i have all my old sweaters and coats just hanging in the closet
i hate la
Yeah but nobody knows how to play the mind game with the submissive. It turns me off so bad when a guy just expects to instantly ram it up there.
Give me a little security, make me trust you, make me want to be complicit with you. If you just go in like that, I'm gonna be scared and distrusting.
Hrognar is pretty hot. You'll have to force marry him though.
Gay guys often talk about being submissive/dominant but don't seem to understand what each mean.
Submissive means you are easily hypnotized. You check out of reality easily and fall into a trance state with certain cues.
Dominant means you can't be hypnotized but you can easily act as the controller over someone who is submissive.
It all comes down to if you can be hypnotized or not and has nothing to do with sex.
Can you give me a vocaroo of a qt Irish accent?
No ;_; I had a pretty bleak birthday because muh loneliness and now I might be seriously sick. Even without that I give pretty much all of my time to helping people that don't even like me.
I got my dick pierced with a prince albert piercing at the beginning of this month. It still hurts and it's still healing. I am unhappy that my dick hurts.
>...to explicitly state what I saying
Don't worry too much. People say suicide is the coward's way out but really it takes ultimate conviction or an absolute disassociation of mind to commit to; you either have to be really sure and confident in it, or you have to be completely out of your mind. I'm neither of those things. I'm in the coward's corner.
Did you guys ever do something sexual with an older man when you were a teen?
When I was 18, I gave head to the operations manager of the company I worked for. Didn't get anything out of it though.
iirc the pic you posted was p gnarly m8
that's interesting tho, people i've known with dick piercings always seem so eager to show anyone and everyone
is there a reason you got it or did you just think it'd look cool or somethin
Its okay I'm sure I will still love you're voice when I get to hear it.
>tfw talking to friend about previous relationships
>he wants to see a pic of my ex
>don't have a Facebook but look for my ex's for a pic
>his profile pic is with his new gf
>for some reason it hurts more than I thought it would
I hate biscum.
To be honest. I was a tad scared my boyfriend would leave me for a hotter British lad. I was like most teenagers, so I was a bit insecure. So I guess that's why I sort of took him to the Heath to see older men.
I just liked the look and have wanted one for quite a while. I'm still iffy on if I'm going to keep it or not... would have thought it would heal faster/ been less of a pain in the dick. ...but I'm determined to see it through, so I'll probably end up keeping it.
i feel you, i'd like to get my nips done b/c i think i'd look really cute, despite all the misgivings people seem to have about it
iirc i think piercing won't close, even if you decide not to keep the jewelry in, but i could be wrong.
Closet biscum is the worst. Especially when your best friend kisses you, grabs your ass, and cuddles up to you at night and then skips town and hooks up with a chick. Still not over him. We're like am old married couple at times...
tfw he sometimes calls you babe
Tfw he's gotta be drunk
Nahhh I was mostly referring to the part about arguing about music, which is like 60% of our interaction. I don't think I could handle a romantic relationship with that much bickering.
In short, it was an offhanded comment that didn't mean anything really.
Would you personally be open to a relationship with a guy who doesn't want to suck your dick/receive anal sex?
I'm actually a namefag on this board, but that is beside the point.