Who's your favorite Holy Roman Emperor gg?
This is pathetic.
Evening gaygen. What'll you have? What's going on in your life?
Also the one I relate with the most
Also because of him the rise of Christianity
Neros a hero
You could chill out and listen to music. Meditate, even, if that's your thing. Read a book.
It's already late at night, though. Don't do anything to exciting or you might not be able to sleep when you need to.
Sorry to hear. Hope the outing goes well, apparently it's no big deal to you. Acclimation might be hard, but you'll make it, man. I believe in you.
Daylight savings is a bitch not gonna lie.
Hey, try to anchor yourself in your recovery. You're a rock. You can do it. Remember how it is to be recovered, the better place you're in now. Don't lose sight of that. Remember too the fallacious and negative thought patterns.
Have a sweet night with bae.
I personally don't like root beer, but hey, nothing wrong with being a bit of a child from time to time.
C'est la vie or some shit. You deserve some rest man. I know how you feel, with that undercurrent of shittiness. Sincerely hope it gets better for you.
Try to find some good people and stick close to them.
I WANT TO DO THIS TO SOMEONE
I mean, they're not short enough to finger with but c'mon guys, they're not *that* long. Jesus.
On a related note: how can I keep them shorter without it hurting like a mofo? The nailbed (quick?) gets in the way of cutting very short.
What's being with a guy like anyway? Ive only ever been with ciswomen
I have a feeling i might not even like it unless I like them as a person.
I have grindr and a billion responses but they all seem like whores
Honestly I don't ever care about gender I just want to grab some little bitch and make them mine for about twenty minutes degrading them and making them feel like shit. Than afterwards ill do my own thing and they can feel my body staring at me while I get annoyed because im trying to read. I just want to cum inside of something and have my warmness stay with them for a few hours
How does one get pursued by tops? There seems to always be an influx of bottoms and competition gets deadly. Is it the same irl? I live in a deadbeat town so I'll never know so long as I am there.
>Holy Roman Emperor
Pretender scum have nothing on the legitimate Macedonian and Komnenian east romans.
>That fucking nose ring
It's like he's announcing his poz status, and freak "bf" to the world.
Septum rings are only acceptable if they're small and on hipsters below 25 years of age.
>having a septum piercing
>not having a 3rd nose hole
plebe status recognized
I want to carry and cuddle a tall bf.
Being attracted to tall men, but also being a 5'11 top is a silly combo.
Im going on my second bulk but it's going to be a short healthy one since I have health problems. Im starting to get my facial aesthetics again and I enjoy being a chubby cub and not a twink.
Gallon of milk of 2 percent which is 2k calories
One other healthy nutrtitios meal.
I wish being fat was healthy or else id be 250 pounds. I love being fat ._.
D-do you also like being dominated by shorter, skinny guys? Nothing too painful or anything.
I want to find a nice, tall, big guy to edge and play with. Do things like tease and laugh at his obscene dick and nipples while he squirms around.
You can lose all their weight you want, nothing but a surgeon can fix that hairline :^)
Seriously though, I would ram your bp and call you a beta sissy boy until you cried.
>You can lose all their weight you want, nothing but a surgeon can fix that hairline :^)
Aren't abs made in the kitchen?
No but seriously, I'm actually working on toning my body back up using physical therapy exercises because my muscles were/are actually fucking atrophied from internet addiction and lack of activity. Shit sucks, and is painful, but I'm working on it.
Well im just a little tired but that doesn't stop me from grabbing your tight little ass of yours and throwing you on the edge of the couch with your little bp in the air. Ill grab your head and push it down as you try to fight back but my cock rubbing on your ass and my strength is keeping you down. After a while you give in and let me do whatever I want to you.
Im straight so id just be doing this to dominate little faggots like you who deserve to get beaten and berated. You're literally making me burn in hell but it's worth it just to defend my heterosexuality and gods will.
My gfs not going to like this
Imagine this scenario
Instead of just posting your smile you can post your body also with it.
That was me. You seriously do.
There's some very faded stretch marks? Um, I have a chicken pock scar on my neck?? haha.
Look at the mostly-shirtless pic above and see if there's anything you'd judge as a skin flap I guess.
>not spitting in my face/mouth
>not covering my mouth
>not grabbing my arms behid my back
>not saying stuff like "this is what you deserve you weak faggot"
>"your dick serves no purpose"
>"you live only to serve me"
>no ass to mouth
>not buttplugging me after you cum inside me
Shitty degrader, would not let you rape me/10
That'll be me tonight, breh.
Gonna buy some nachos for dinner, drink a whole bottle of wine, and put off studying for my exams all day tomorrow.
What are some fun things to do when drunk and alone? I usually just sit here and watch Youtube videos, since Vidya is too hard when drunk.
>I used to be such a burning example,
>I used to be so original.
>I used to care, I was being cared for.
>Made sure I showed it to those that I love.
cut them just above the quick and use a nail file to get it closer without going past. The most important thing is that it's not sharp/jagged.
watch old favorite movies or hilariously shitty movies, cook something crazy, sing guilty pleasure songs at the top of your lungs, shit post, cry
Oh boy. That's a lot of catching up to do.
Long story short: a virgin guy shows up on gaygen, starts posting his butt while wearing a jockstrap, loves the attention and the idea of being taken by a guy but is so deep in the closet (because he's afraid of losing friends and family) that he decided to get a gf. He got a gf, couldn't get an erection then tried to convince her to peg him. I believe she refused.
And that's where we're at. I think nothing changed much even after I've been off for awhile.
I am omitting some stuff though like the trolls trying to dox him etc.
How about the gf? Still with her?
I honestly feel bad for him but at the same time find it a bit funny. Like a tragic comedy, you know.
Kinda like a Mr Magoo of Gay Bottoms. Can barely see what's in front of him and always breaks something. Stuff never goes the way it should.
The usual, suicidal thoughts, depression, etc. Hoping I get some sort of disease, to deny treatment and die off already. Really tired of this shit. I wish I could just give my life so someone could live.
It's only hopeless when you say it's hopeless. As soon as you sop trying you make it hopeless, it's a self fulfilling prophecy. I know you don't want to but you have to try. Who goes down without a fight.
does anyone else not really know what theyre attracted to? i dont get random boners at guys when im out&about, and most of my masturbatory fantasies involve disembodied dicks/dont really feature the other guys face&body.
it leaves me kind of at a loss when it comes to dating.
but my favorite Roman Emperor was Elagabalus, who reigned for four years in the early 3rd Century.
he became emperor at age 14, and he was basically a boyslut. he walked around Rome dressed as a female prostitute, and had sex with as many men as he could.
google him sometime. he was one wild boy.
Whole milk makes me unable to eat anything else in the day. I've got a whole schedule lined up and everything. Five months is enough time to get my deadlift and squat where it needs to be
Damage to the sinuses only occurs when heavy daily use is present over a long period of time.
And coke isn't like an all day every day kind of thing. Alcohol is a drug too and responsible use of alcohol is possible just like all other drugs.
And coke is nothing like caffeine lol
I don't "party". I save it for when I have nights off and just do a little here and there.
I don't ever pay for coke so I only have it when other people offer me some so it's like a special occasion type thing.
>tfw sub top with power bottom bf
he scolds me for not fucking him harder, but I just don't want to hurt him
also he rides me 95% of the time because he likes being on top of the top .__.
I had the best dream ever. This guy who I keep telling myself I hate but actually have the most ridiculous crush on cuddled me during our calculus class. We were lying on the floor for some reason, but god, I felt so many great things.
Waking up was devastating. In real life, he would never even come close to me.
The word you're looking for is femboy, twinks are young fit guys with moderatively defined muscles.
Try squats and general fitness workouts maybe?
Im sure theres certain diets wich suits you but i cant help you on that matter, id redirect you to femgen but its kill.
>tfw I will never be the commander of the preatorian guard during the reign of Elagabalus
>I will never dominate him sexually and through that slowly start to control the goverment as well
>I will never marry him and through that emerge as the de-facto emperor of the Roman Empire
>I will never have the opportunity to tell him that fact in his face, when I cum into his boypussy
He would actually like that, wouldn't he? I don't want to assassinate such cute femboy as him.
well desu i don't think I would be comfortable being muscular
then again I'm not comfortable with the term 'femboy'. I thought twinks were just smaller, skinny, hairless young guys? since when is having muscles a requirement?
what exactly do you think having muscles looks like?
you dont need to be a hulk to be considered muscular
If you don't eat big, you wont ever get big.
Count your calories and your TDEE (daily calorie intake) and set how much you want to go over or under that.
Also you have to realize that a lot of fitness models you see in media, etc, use roids.
It's still very much an open secret.
You can alternatively call yourself a cumslut sissy bitch if you want, or whatever makes you comfortable.
But not a proper twink, twinks arent small and skinny they have visible defined muscles be them small or large it doesnt matter you stupid cunt.
Attractive could be interpreted in different ways, i agree with twinks not being entirely manly but they could just aswell be the opposite.
They key about being a twink lies alot with how old you look.
>tfw no cute bald guy who likes German Rap & instrumental metal to meet to cuddle with in Ruhrpott
>tfw I will never get to experience leftist banter on a daily basis
>Shokran - Sands of Time
Quite good, I added it to my playlist.
Thanks btw, will look more into them.
>Your internalized Islamophobia still getting the better of you?
I still only want white guys, that makes me racist, yes?
>Added it to my playlist
Neato. Any bands you dig? Fingers crossed: Animals As Leaders.
>that makes me racist, yes?
Of course. Especially because Arab people are pretty hot. But do tell, are you half or fully descended from a near-eastern people?
>Especially because Arab people are pretty hot.
You like makeup, don't you? :^)
>are you half or fully descended from a near-eastern people
I don't think so. My father has brown eyes, dark curly hair, but certainly doesn't look like a southern/eastern european, he and his mother are also quite tanned/naturally a shade darker than me.
I am more like my mother with pale white skin and blue eyes with a strain of yellow.
I know of some jews in my family, but I'm not sure if they are ancestors of mine or a seperate branch. If you really want we could both look at my ancestry on my father's side. There is a whole folder, if you really need to have prove of my aryan ancestry.
>Any bands you dig? Fingers crossed: Animals As Leaders.
I have to admit I'm pretty pleb tier when it comes to music.
A lot of them have natural gay face. It's kinda cute.
And dw, I just wanna rustle your Jimmies with leftist banter. I trust you are Aryan masterrace.
>pleb about music
Finally someone I could school super hard. Also, you gotta have some names, songs or otherwise. Hit meeeee.
I was watching the newest South Park episode and realized how much it sucks to be old. I used to have a pure and platonic loving bromance with a friend from middle school to end of high school. That doesn't happen in adulthood anymore. I hate getting older.
No. Believe me there are enough similarities between us, that I know for certain that he wasn't being keked.
Though I sometimes wonder if my family has a strong strain of southern european genes that somehow survived in Germany.
For example, I have red nipples, but they can go quite dark brown if they contract/it gets cold.
Oily skin, though maybe that's because I no longer use accutane and my skin is overcompensating?
Penis sometimes acts like a flesh penis and is casually long.
But I still get sunburnt easily. And my grandma and father always want me to tan and banter ensues.
>Don't "breh" me and leave me oblivious.
Oh sorry, it's just I wrote up such a long post and I still have a workout I want to do today, kinda have low energy atm.
I really get now why you want to use a pre-workout.
Anyway, I don't really know much about music. As I said, pretty pleb, mate. You didn't do anything wrong.
I've been edging for like 3 hours a day for the past 4 days.
I'm so fucking horny I can't think straight. There has to be something more to jacking off, something hotter and more extreme to do
help me gaygen
>A big, blond German man will never let me pleasure his thick wurst in a seedy airport bathroom
lewd: fucked in a park on universtiy premises
disgusting: see lewd i guess
hurtful: broke up with my bf shortly after saying a loved him (like a week or two) or literally beat up people before
there ya go
When I was 16 I got in a night club with my friend's ID, got really drunk, lied to a guy I'm 18 and then he took me to his place and let me try pot and that's how I lost my virginity
When I left in the morning I stole his cigarettes
Now I'm boring good boy
I had an after school job where I'd help the cleaners out when I was a kid.
One of the hot male teachers left worn clothes folded up under his desk, so I couldn't help but sniff and masturbate to them. Someone could have walked in at any moment, and there were big windows on all sides of the room. Not full on sex, but it felt super, super lewd.
P I S S B O T T L E, I had a bad shut in phase thanks to depression.
Uh, various moments of being really bad to my mother as a teen. Or tricking straight girls into falling in love with me, then telling them I'm not interested.
Vandalism. And I looked up CP unsuccessfully when I was like, 12 and wanted to see people my own age.
i cuddled with someone once :(((
shat in someones bed on purpose when i was 10
i stole a small toy plushie from disneyland when i was 11 and i had run out of money
>on family road trip to Six Flags
>stop for gas/restroom/food at gas station
>the bathroom was one you needed a key for and was outside of the gas station
>go into bathroom
>taking a piss
>some younger boy comes in, 10-12yo
>I forgot to lock the door
>he walks up to the side of me, pulls his pants down, and literally starts peeing in the same urinal I'm using
>I'm all like dude, what are you doing?
>he's all giggling and tells me your dick looks big
>i don't know what to say at this point
>so I try to concentrate on peeing, close my eyes, but it seems to never end
>the kid than gets done peeing than puts his face in the way of my dick with his mouth open and my pee is hitting the back of his throat
>i open my eyes and try to shoo him away but don't want to get piss on myself
>he starts gurgling on my piss and basically tries to put my dick down his throat
>I lose my inhibitions and slap him across his face
>kid starts crying and walks to the sink
>I'm done peeing and pull my zipper up.
>kid than starts splashing water all over his face and flicking it with his hands at me
>I make a fist my hand and shake it at him
>he runs out of the bathroom to wherever
>I was so scared his dad would come in or something but on getting into my family's van I saw the kid run across the highway to a motel
This wasn't at all my fault. This kid was a creep.
forgot to actually type anything lol
sent a guy my dirty came in underwear in the mail in return for drugs to sell
Uh stuck my dick in my own asshole on cam once just to see if I could
have routinely cut people off entirely after they told me they love me
breaking the law is wrong
Swallowed friend's spit after we blew her boyfriend
Threw up from gagging on someone and it turned them on and they made me keep going, without cleaning up (which must've not been pleasant? it was mostly wine and it really hurt my throat coming up so I imagine it must've been burning on his dick, too..?)
Hrm.. I don't even know. I'm a bad sleep eater and the last time I stayed over at my fiancé's place, I kept waking up in the middle of the night and eating his housemates' food. . -.
I hated myself for it but I couldn't stop.
Also oh my god for illegal, I really couldn't answer. I think most people have done a share of drugs so- Sex in pubic? I got eaten out in a parking lot, once, while spaced off my tits.
As a farewell gift I pissed in a container, in the basement of my old school
I yelled at the physical therapist and all the nurses to leave me alone and that I wish I had died
I stole a voice box from a plush pig that made a "oink, oink, oink" sound
I don't think this is always the case.
There was a autistic boy in my neighborhood who who would constantly get caught in peoples front yards peeing in their bushes or on their garage. I once caught him trying to hump a dog in a park. His mom & dad were good people who didn't lay a hand on him.
I don't know if he had a dad or not. He could of been raised by a single mom prostitute or something. The motel most likely was used by female prostitutes, since it's right by a truck stop.
aren't all mtf's or ftm's abused?
ftm's want to be men so they can be in control like their abusers
mtf's want to be women because they feel like rejected men due to always feeling emasculated by other people in their life
You use lad as a German? You silly goose, you.
And it's nice to get to know you t b h, but there's still a high probable chance that either me or you are hardcore 4chin trolls that just want to get a good laugh by embarassing someone over the internet.
I like you though. Hope you keep lurking. And listening to my music.
>there's still a high probable chance that either me or you are hardcore 4chin trolls that just want to get a good laugh by embarassing someone over the internet.
Not really. If you want throw me your skype/kik/whatever, heres a throwaway email:
>I like you though. Hope you keep lurking. And listening to my music.
thanks for posting them, gonna listen to them later
Not really, they just seem more like homosexuals in denial to me. Transbians and shit are probably just fucked up though.
I don't really care either way, and would agree that in many cases "transitioning" is probably their best choice if they want to be happy. Only problem is they tend to force people to go along with all their delusions.
You are obscene. An obscene and lewd yid with an agenda that I will EXPOSE.
>tfw exposing Circé
how do i do this
im still sort of closeted. only my friends know, and i am gradually coming to hate my friends, i dont wanna hang out with them anymore.
So i have 0 actual friends, nobody knows im gay, im cripplingly insecure and anxious, and i have little free time from overwork.
how do i do it?
nothing you worry about now will matter in a few years, in fact no matter what you do, if you change or not, you'll look back at that time as your good old days.
no matter how bleak or dark things seem, remember that this is your life and around each and every corner lies opportunity and adventure. If I could experience what life is like for an eighteen year old today, for just one day, that'd be pretty amazing.
smile, look people in the eyes, force yourself to do this most people will look away before you do those that don't you can smile a bit extra too.
greet people, even if your instincts say no this is what you use to push yourself.
The biggest athletes say they love performance anxiety because it tells them that they are still being pushed to extend their limits, the day their anxiety disappear it's time to quit.
never be jealous of other people, but be glad that they get their dreams and experiences fulfilled, be open to the fact that you too can have this.
That sounds nice, but idk.
I have a limited number of people i interact with, i dont want to embarass myself and have them think less of me.
I need new friends so i can ditch my old ones, but its already tricky enough to make new friends - i dont need everyone thinking im a creepy autist as well.
>Texoma HR Management Association?
>How did you come to that email?
I'm not going to post my email directly on 4chan. Do you even internet security/privacy?
>I've already heard from some NEET lurker that newfags like me get caught in traps ezpz.
I'm not interested in hookups. Or meeting with you immideatly tbqh.
most illegal: shoplifted from a record store from the bargain bin. No one knew I did this, not even the group of friends I was with. I felt so incredibly guilty that I *almost* went back and confessed but I never did. I just swore to myself that I would never steal again.
tho not really "lewd" but most personally troubling, esp. at the time that I did it: experimented with cross-dressing as a hormonal kid. I didn't have the /lgbt/ terminology back then but I'm pretty sure I was going through a "questioning my gender" phase. Had a turning point/ got over it a long time ago. This is probably why I will never support letting kids go on hormones before they turn 18 even though that's probably not the most popular opinion around these parts.
In high school, while underage and crossdressing, I let my then-21 year old boyfriend share me with his friend. I was 16. They got me drunk and took turns fucking me against the kitchen bar. It doubles as my biggest shame and biggest relived fantasy.
Gone ass to mouth before, it was a heat of the moment thing, and I had a clean bum, but still.
That threesome I mentioned earlier? It was while I was on break from a religious boy who was conflicted about our relationship. When he found out he was crushed.
Probably the underage threesome. Beyond that, I used to cam for my boyfriend and he took photos.
>tfw I was supposed to be in school
>tfw I was randomely checking some cars to see if they are open
>tfw one was and I went in there and took the navi
>TFW SOMEONE CAUGHT ME
(Speech check 80, I only have 20)
Somehow I managed to be cool and tell him the following.
Oh hi, my car? Well, it soon will be, it's the one from my father.
Old man who caught me:
Oh, I didnt knew he had a son. Hi my name is blabla
Me: Yeah, I was just bringing some stuff to him, hehe, totally not stealing.
Old man: (I dont remember what he said, but he left the scene and I soon too)
I still would recognize tha car today, and I fear he would recognize me if I ever turned up in that neighbourhood again.
I still have the navi btw.
I searched three pages of google. That site didn't come up. :/
>tfw you are total newfag skrub
I don't internet security. Never needed it up until now.
>not interested in hookups
Yeah, me neither. It's neat to have some internet people to talk. I'd rather stay 100% anonymous unless we've been at it for a while.
Just recently heard that some dude got his pics publicized because he shared them with someone.
Admittedly his own fault. But as said, I'm skrub, and paranoid.
I'll shoot you something though.
Can you doxx someone over kik or skype?
>tfw I hate myself for being such a n00b
If it makes you feel any better, I was pretty much in the same spot at your age - maybe even worse?
I moved state when I was 18 and knew almost no one.
Not that I recommend my path to promiscuity to anyone.
only you are holding you back in this life, no one will ever force you to do anything in either direction. be ready to meet new people, not because that will make them come but because when you do meet new people you're ready.
stop talking yourself down by saying you are a creepy autist, that is more off-putting mentality then anything else.
most people never even notice you, they are to occupied to worry about their own shit.
be gentle, be kind, be the sort of person someone would want around in a crisis.
be glad for everything you learn, even if you fail. head up, shoulders out (don't lurch), never let anyone tell you that you don't have the right to your experience.
new friends will come, old ones will go that you will miss, you have a full life ahead of you, would you rather worry or see it as an adventure.
consider yourself an actor, and this is your hobby, fake it until you make it, you have many years ahead of you to fail and learn from your mistakes.
Okay then ... I guess not. lol
I dont know what you are doing wrong. It's literally the first result in google search.
Geez, I didn't know I would scare you that much, you silly filly.
I guess you are afraid that I out you as gay?
If you really want, why dont you set up a throwaway email and I message you with my details.
I'm afraid you find all the n00dz on my comp.
Nah, I'm not afraid of getting out, I just don't want comp fried by some troll t b h.
And as someone who legit has z e r o idea how much someone could do by getting some of my more private contacts, I'd rather just be relatively careful.
Especially because this is 4chan. Hit up the wrong person, and he'll come murder your entire family.
Send me a Chatzy room link?