There's too many shit threads up right now. Let's have some fun.
Claim your super power. If your post number is even you're a superhero. If it's odd you're a supervillian.
How do you use your super power to fight for the homo agenda, legbutts?
Let's see. Also, someone should post the templates with the people so we can design costumes.
Can I propose we rerool all meta powers and omnipotences?
c-can i bring him back? ;_;
yes but you're a supervillian so it comes at the price of a thousand innocent lives
>fight with a bus sized dildong
my body is ready
oh i see how it is. everyone else gets really cool super powers and i get fucking ice nails. ICE FUCKING NAILS. wtf am i going to do with nails that are made of ice? become cocktail waitress? wtf
B-but muh ice nails bro. they are made of ice, surely the most best power of all time though.
I'll make you a drink, and then...ill just make the icecube so big you can drink the drink!!! HAHAHAH then youll learn who the real power is in this world!!
wow, i thought ice nails was a shitty power....but masks. i mean.....thats kind of terrible.
we can start a super powered group of people who have powers that are so fucking shit, that having them is pointless.
i'll promise immortality through undeath to anyone who gets fucked in the butt. anyone who refuses will be made a skeletal slave.
Git fucked. My first commandment is, this is now a T only board
Hero:Infiltrate the deep web and dark web to end child trafficking and pedo rings
Villian: Become the Depp Drk sp00k web muahahaha
>The user is able to enter a state which causes the user to be unstoppable in physical combats and nearly unstoppable in a battle with capabilities that surpass the limits of fighting. Due to this power the user may be resisted to virtually resistant to any physical attacks.
I don't think it does what you think it does.
Fuuu, damn cool power. I can essentially claim anything from any video game ever. I'd constantly claim Ekko from League. Time powers best powers.
SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT !!
jesus christ i have to fucking idea how i would use my power. i barely understand it. probably just enslave all sapient things and destroy everything i don't like. make my straight crush from college suck my dick. will be fun.
Welp, guess it's time to go juggernaut my ass through some abortion clinic protester lines. Who needs grisly body part POSTERS when you can make your own diorama OF REAL FLESH???
Someone find me a list of douchebags to cannonball onto from great heights, this is gonna be gr8
But I love cuddling so very much...
Bring it senpai
I AM THE 4CHAN.
Who's on the "god mode" now?
I'm gonna use this power to penetrate some anuses with 100% accuracy.
I wonder if people can avoid my penis with this power without super reflexes, like someone casually walking down the street gets some anal fun from me, they can't react since my penis is already inside them.
Also according to the wiki i react faster too, so unless i'm against a hero/villain they can't even touch me. My hero/villain name would be "therapist".
I would wear pants with zippers and shoot arrow shaped penises.
>yfw 2 + 2 = 5
Soooo... Im a top, I think.
If hero, use my creations as sentinels for my area. If villain make a huge one and have it stomp on people, maybe uproot plants and have it attach more rocks to itself.