Do you have a dog?
Recording myself putting random household object up my butt as a horny 14-18 year old.
When I was putting stuff up my butt I was at least smart enough to use mineral oil for lube and give myself some half assed enema. Sometimes there was poo or this ass mucus stuff. Depending on how I was feeling, I sometimes kept on going.
I also jerked/sucked off my brothers sometimes (triplets). One of them put their dick in my butt.
Punched my brother square in the jaw once
if this is a guys grindr pic hes fake, right?
THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOVED,
WAS BORN WITH BROWN BUTTONS IN HER EYES
BUT THEN WE PUT HER TO SLEEP
ONE EVENING RIGHT PAST 5
AND ONLY WEEKS BEFORE THE SNOW
ALL CAME AND RAINED ON EVERY SOUL
NOW SHE'S A LITTLE DOG IN SPAIN
PLAYING FETCH THE BALL WITH FLAMES
I love my dog and she loves me
The world's a mess and so are we
She tumbles long green, muddy fields
Sick with joy and glee
And as she dreams sweet puppy dreams
>no eccentric inventor bf
he only lives within an hours drive of me also
That translation is shit
It doesnt even say anything about looking at body
let me know what you think
Kill this muslim nigger faggot. His family is one the trans, Jewish, communist-capitalist leaders of the great conspiracy. Burn his house and behead his chickens. This kike does not mess around.
He also doxxed me and my mom. Pls help me bring this whoreson into the grave.
Does /gaygen/ watch The Good Stuff?
Two kind of nerdy adorable guys
I really like watching them.
I'm pretty depressed these days so I only listen to classical and London Grammar lol
Usually I'm pretty all consuming when it comes to music, except rap and hip hop, never been able to get into that.
Really, hip hop? Even stuff like this?
It's a shame you aren't.
London Grammar is nice, but I can't seem to get into them properly. But what kinda classical music are you into?
Damn, was hoping for Kurt Weill. Have not yet met another fan of his music before.
But I do dig Lizst. Schostakovitch occasionally. Favorite would have to be Bach though. German musicians are my favorite nonetheless.
I guess we come from different backgrounds, theres bound to be some cultural differences in taste.
I assume you're middle-classish?
This might resonate, its about societal expectations and NEETism.
I may not see it as b&w as you do but as an outsider to /femgen/ there at least seemed to be a lot of overlap. I just don't see how a tranny could ruin it if they are after the same sort of shit... or how you could even tell if someone is a tranny unless they outright told you... in which case then they are saying it themselves that they don't belong in /femgen/ because they are outting themselves.
working class from the country side actually, sorry that didn't resonate either. Rap just seems so focused on telling a story that I often find very simple and the repetitions gives me ADD.
As a twink its very simple. There are actual gay boys who love having a male body and then there are people attempting to make themselves look like a girl so as to alleviate the stress they have, when the tannies figured they could have another general to shitpost in and ruin, femgen and twinkgen collapsed and the minor amount of people who weren't trannies either stopped browsing the board or came to gaygen.
Realistically, anyone who is uncomfortable with their assigned gender (in any capacity) is transgender. "Femboys" reject their male traits. The distinction between femboys and traditionally transgender people is mostly willingness to undergo surgery.
That being said, gender is a spectrum rather than binary; but being trans or not (at least in terms of classification) is binary. This further complicates things. If you need to fit a specific classification as to who can post where on an imageboard, you're going to have a bad time.
>Gender is a spectrum rather than binary
I personally love stories, and I very much appreciate the singleminded energy and purpose that goes into songs that are musically repetitive - the artist can really focus on telling his story with a steady and standard beat. Thats why I prefer older hiphop - it typically has very repetitive beats with all teh emphasis on the lyrics.
So I think you might like more modern hiphop, perhaps. Kanye especially is less about telling a story and more about artistic statements and a varied musical track.
Stick with it, its worth it.
you lost what exactly? Not understanding your hostile post.
NOT WHITE ENOUGH.
They need to shimmer in the sun and glow in the dark.
AHHHHH, white men are the best.
>tfw no corpse looking bf
doesnt get any more pallid than this
I now have a fairly even layer of fluff, but its blonde so it doesnt really show up in pictures ive tried to take of it. my happy trail is getting out of control though.
Theres a doxxed pic of me from 2 years ago floating around which is ugly as fuck, so id rather just post what i look like more recently to forestall that.
>masturbate to bara porn
>realise i may never be a beefy qt
Why do i have to be born skinny and pale and feminine
>tfw no yungboi to sweep off his feet, carry him over the threshold to our marriage bed and proceed to take his brown cherry.
so how do you feel about older... much older men? I'vvvvvve got bags of candy! :)))
candys nice and all, but the real question is do you have a white van with the words "free candy" crudely spraypainted on the side and a heavy deadbolt on the door?
That would be the real clincher for me to be honest
its not scars, fortunately. I saw a guy on /fit/ who had a super scarred-up upper body, made me feel bad for the guy. Some kind of car accident.
He's in all the live-action compilations. I could like those if you want. "Stout Train" is also pretty cute. Here he is eating a hot pepper and reviewing a game:
I like Jon-era grumps just as much, though I could see how some people wouldn't like the Danny stuff. His sense of humor is way different from Jon's. Personally, I think Jon is funnier on his own.
Agree. I wish he was in more live-action stuff.
Danny's pretty cool, too. His hair has become increasingly ridiculous as the show goes on.
sweetie, I've got all the things. How do feel about frilly dresses?
I like hair, too, desu. It's a pretty heavy condition for attractiveness for me, too. It's not exclusive, tho, if someone's charming enough.
Or if I just endear to them.. hm, well, I guess it's not super heavy after all.
It's a huge plus, tho.
I like cheering people up and giving advice. Makes me feel helpful.
Plus, yeah, a wee bit of social ineptidute does mean that I am home alone most nights, and posting passes the time.
Pretty. Nice nipples.
Oh, nvm. It's gay scarf, ugly shoes twink.
I literally give no shits about body hair, so long as they don't completely shave their pubes. That just looks fucking weird.
I just want some delicious white meat to play with, the more pale and blond the better.
Interestingly, thats the only time ive ever dressed up properly for anything. I was so proud i even posted it here!
Theyre not even my clothes - I only own tshirts and one or two buttondowns.
...i dont know why im defending myself. I can wear what I want, mate.
Excellent. Always good to have options.
I'm sorry to say my current plan is to get as big as possible over the next few years, and maybe compete at my local powerlifting meet next year if i can get my shit together.
I wont be a femboy-lite for much longer I hope.
I'll keep it in mind! Thank you!
fite me irl, c wat happens
You cannot. You will never be fierce if you don't follow my advice, twinkshit.
I-I could even make a fierce woman. H-h-how tall are you? Are you willing to go on a strict diet?
I want to get this project started, you could be my new modelfu.
How attractive is the guy in the video? R8 please and his potential.
>I'm sorry to say my current plan is to get as big as possible over the next few years, and maybe compete at my local powerlifting meet next year if i can get my shit together.
I can tolerate that, cutie.
>be bi (don't shoot me)
>hanging with bestfriend at other friend's house
>It's quite chilly, mention "wow, I'm really cold".
>He says "Do you wanna hug? I heard that's a good way to warm up
>He embraces me tightly, I return such.
>We hug closely for like 15 seconds
>Other friend walks out of house and we awkwardly detach from one another
Is it just me or was that extremely fucking gay?
Holy shit, I want to fuck you like a slutty woman.
you dont look that bad
you just look like you hang out with the devil
and get tossed around between the hell's angels
as they take turns turning you inside out
I can't tell if it's a tumor or breast tissue
My right nip is totally flat
It's a bad feel
I wish I looked like that desu
you don't know how much this pleases me anon...brb...
I do 5x5 sets of heavy barbell squats 3 times a week, and 1x5 heavy deadlifts 1 or 2 times a week.
My squat is currently 90kg at my 73kg bodyweight, and deadlift is 105.
He's qt, but looks a little too "clean" most of the time for my personal taste.
Definitely a 9.5/10 though.
i think she's dead, haven't seen a new video in like 3 years from her...last video she made she was going to bohemian grove to save her two kids that she gave up for adoption to her master mason from being ritually sacrificed
how can a love be so wrong, when it feels so... wrong.
Do you wanna do it now?
I'm all ears.
>Less than 8 weeks until Christmas
What are you fags doing? Are you looking forward to spending time with your family?
christmas has already started here, decorations are being put up, christmas wares are in store, christmas commercials are slowly emerging. I hate christmas, can't wait for this season to be over.
I have to awkwardly buy lego Elves "for my niece" but I can't bring myself to do it.
>spending time with your family?
I haven't seen the majority of my family for years.
That's the advantage when your family breaks up.
of course, doggos = best pets, senpai
i had a bi friend, its pretty sweet since he basically gets your shit but i developed feelings for him and he told me to "fuck off". still hurts
so whens the proposal going to be?
>8 weeks to christmas
>one week to fallout
thats more like it
>All these homos lacking their festive spirit
I guess Christmas is a lot less exciting when you aren't a kid, or a parent.
I'm looking forward to the holiday, and getting out of the city. Nobody in my family cares too much about gifts, though my mum gets a bit passive aggressive about it.
I'm all those things, Anon. But I'm still excited for a comfy Christmas. University is making me worse and worse.
Too bad I live in Australia, so it will be hot as fuck.
funny though, last night i had a dream that i was at a restaurant and proposed to my ex and he started laughing cause he was getting ready to propose to me too
it was disgusting tbqh
No, but one has actually dropped down from the ceiling on top of me before.
You also find these things everywhere in the summer, but apparently they're "harmless."
>Resting my foot on my desk one night
>Huntsman crawls out from behind furniture and sits on my foot
>Spend half an hour engaging in chemical warfare before it weakens enough for me to crush it with a shoe
They're known to jump too.
I used to pick them up when I was a kid. Absolute madman I was.
Apparently their bite is only like that of a bee sting, and they're not aggressive.
I've had dreams where I tried to propose to my fiancé (that slowed down and stopped now that we're actually, you know) but I never could because the language we were speaking didn't have words for love when it was between people like us and each time I tried, it just felt like I was stuttering too terribly to even make sounds and eventually I would just scream and cry and everyone around would hate me for having such an ugly romance and blame me for making a joke of gender and sexuality.
Wow, I haven't thought of that in a really long while.
>one has actually dropped down from the ceiling on top of me before.
I'd prefer one of those cute little jumping spider over that atrociously large monstrosity.
>that feel when you look at spiders and you feel something itchy on your leg.
I have dreams of the guy who raped me
getting out of jail and hunting me down.
Sometimes he's sweet and apologizes,
declares his love for me and wants to be
together in a relationship, other times he
has a shot gun to kill me or he rapes me again.
Not even sleeping is an escape from him. :/
>The fuck off huge ones are way more common than the smaller ones.
Even worse is that when you find a large one, you just know that there's always a second one lurking nearby.
fucking dreams, man that sounds torturous
I hope your not screwed by it man, whilst awake
man... fuck .... I can't begin to imagine, how what you've gone though and what you feel, goddamn
>Not even sleeping is an escape from him. :/
You don't need to escape anymore if there's nobody to escape from.
Just keep some bug spray close, I guess. At least Hunstman are conspicuous as fuck most of the time, unlike other common household spiders like redbacks and white tails.
>They live in gardens and inside houses, beneath bark and rocks, in leaf litter and are often found in the folds of clothes, towels and shoes
>clothes, towels and shoes
Nature's reminder that deep down inside we're all little girls
I actually don't mind spiders at all, but if you are so scared of them make a DIY spider repellent. Buy some lavender oil, mix it with a bit of water in a spray bottle, spray where spiders usually come in, build nests, etc. Voila, spider free home.
Even the plants want to kill you, Anon.
>Contact with the leaves or twigs causes the hollow, silica-tipped hairs to penetrate the skin. The sting causes an extremely painful stinging sensation that can last for days, weeks, or months, and the injured area becomes covered with small, red spots joining together to form a red, swollen mass. The sting is potent enough to kill humans, dogs, and horses, and is infamously agonizing. Stories tell of horses jumping off cliffs after being stung, and supposedly one Australian officer shot himself to escape the pain of a sting. One man who was slapped in the face and torso with the foliage said, "For two or three days the pain was almost unbearable; I couldn’t work or sleep, then it was pretty bad pain for another fortnight or so. The stinging persisted for two years and recurred every time I had a cold shower. ... There's nothing to rival it; it's ten times worse than anything else
I can handle some spiders.
Even up close some fuckass huge spiders can look adorable with their puppy eyes.
But then I have my own methods to get rid of spiders.
>Furniture? All I see is collateral damage.
>ex and I have been remaining friends since school started in September
>last saturday he deletes me from snapchat, blocks me from imessenger and has been ignoring me on facebook, but hasn't deleted me
>really confused and kind of hurt
Its been three days, should I just go about my ways? I kind of want to know why it was so sudden and out of the blue. I totally respect that if he doesn't want to be friends anymore, but I'd still like to be told instead of just seemingly left for dead, ya know?
Am I wrong for feeling like this? Note: I broke up with him.