bc arms >>>> dicks
explain briefly why you're still a virgin loser nerd
Do you consider this a butterface, gg?
arranging to hook up with this guy and all his kinks sound fun etc.
He then asks me if what age I would RP.
I kinda just brush it off as I think age play is kinda weird and he replies
'mmmm good lad, me too :-) think we both know what that means'
y u gotta b a pedo 4?
Not hooking up now.
>mfw I realize I've been wearing the same thing for like 3 weeks straight
I bet your underwear smells of musky balls and that intoxicating delicious B.O. taint smell.
>boys in speedos or any skin-tight clothing
Aye. I should get back into swimming, just for the qts. I'm so weak, pale and skinny these days though, they'll probably just laugh at me.
I can go weeks without washing jumpers and pants in the winter, senpai. It's pretty normal, just remember to wash your socks, undies and t-shirts.
>any skin-tight clothing
careful what you wish for
>tfw finally starting to enjoy your major
It's a good reassuring feel desu
>chatting to friends
>talkimg about this bully who keeps picking on an openly gay kid
>one says "poor *bullied kid*, it was so brave of him to come out"
>other says "yeah, there are only two out gay guys in our year, probably because of *bully*. You know, *bullied kid* and ANON."
>everyone nods and the carry on chatting
I thought i was 100% closeted, but apparently everyone thinks im openly gay?
im like half shocked, half relieved. this is so weird. But also i cant blame >tfw no bf on being closeted anymore so... idk. awks
If you're in high school and from a town small enough to have been with the same mix of people since kindergarten, they probably all know.
That was my case, I guess. Didn't act overtly faggy in my last 3 or 4 years, but people remember stories from when you were young and less self aware.
Weird part is, the only people who were really shocked by it were people close to me. Maybe from a combination of denial and getting to know me, so they don't just think of you as "that gay kid."
>tfw gained wonderful boyfriend over Halloween
>tfw already saying how much we love each other (we were online friends long before meeting finally on Halloween)
>tfw long distance relationship though
he's so qt too it drives me nuts
but he's only 4 hours away by car... We're making plans to get together in December. I finally got a webcam for my PC which I originally thought would have been useless for me but now I use it everyday
because I realized I only fitted pretty faces and beautiful bodies inside a fantasy personality, and the reality of things is that most people are... not boring, but never really measures up with whatever image you have conjured up in your mind.
I know the personality type I'm attracted to, and it's a rare breed. once I stopped putting beauty on a pedestal I also stopped wanting a bf.
Can't prove that, Anon. I actually find most of the people here who do post pictures are pretty ugly.
Everyone else is a shy qt who doesn't want to deal with thirst.
see, if you're on 4chan something's wrong with you
it's true though
if i had a bf i'd leave this shit hole in a heart beat. i'd doing fun shit with him
>tfw no bf to go to the gym with
>tfw no bf to play vidya with
>tfw no bf to travel to beautiful places with
>tfw no bf to make love to
but i guess it was not meant to be. oh well. now im even more depressed. going to do something else, i'll be lurking tho
I want a bf that I can drop out of uni and run away from all current responsibilities with. Just get a comfy job in a cafe somewhere in a small town and live a happy life together.
Not as terrifying as women. Men a cute!
Literally how do people form platonic relationships with anything but glorious straight men?
I have never really had a close relationship with a straight man so I have no fucking idea what that is like.
I feel so much more comfortable around females. Apparently women are the ones who are judgemental, shallow and obnoxious, but in my experience, it has always been the opposite. Straight men are unbearable to be around.
With women I can talk about pretty much anything and never feel uncomfortable. It's so great.
I wish I were straight and never had to deal with men.
Friendships with men and women just pan out differently with me.
Women are often easier to form fast friendships with, but straight men are GOAT once you get to the point where you naturally spend a significant amount of your free time together. Often a friendship with a straight men will last longer, it just takes a while for me to drop my guard around them.
Maybe it's because I find them more interesting, relatable and less dramatic. Or I'm just a delusional faggot who wishes they had a straight bf. Probably both.
>just imagined those two fucking each other
nah he's trying to be all repentant and whatnot
which i don't believe, but it's kinda nice to pretend
that's what i meant by indulge the lie
honestly it feels a little cathartic, maybe if i can stop focusing on how much i hate him i can finally just get over it
yeah my bad, i meant torment b/c he's hot and sending me lewds and i can't bang him
>lol. didn't finish my thought
*but still, if he is truly a bad person you should just block him, but I know you know this so instead enjoy these gay pride buttons that I have no fucking clue what they mean.
things ended really abruptly between us at a really involved point in our relationship so honestly i have a lot of unresolved issues about it
which is probably why i insist that i hate him so much and whatnot. i have an issue where i think people are like totally awful or perfect without a lot of in-between. anyway, that's enough blogging for me
>tfw my arms are built like rocks
Also, I'm so stressed /gg/, I have a client that won't stop phoning me. They seem to want to use a different method of contact every time rather than just e-mailing me. It's driving me crazy.
Different strokes I guess, I'm pretty chill and let other people have to much sway in my mood that I just talk to everyone but what I say is different
Like close friends I'll be intimate and nice
And so on
what i meant was i think someone's perfect until they look at my crossways and suddenly they're the devil
it's shitty and i try to remind myself to be like
reasonable and not crazy lol
yeah it's rough, but i honestly feel like i've made a lot of progress and stuff and don't have so much of an issue anymore
which is probably why i can handle stuff like this now
hopefully you won't have to go through that again
i'm sure you'll have a more mature relationship eventually (if you haven't already)
would suck middle, all else are pretty ugly
They fucked it up again. Jesus christ.
It's that and fucking flash that keeps crashing after I watch some porn or youtube vids.
I have to restart the damn browser. Every. Single. Time.
>tfw accepted the fact that I'm addicted to marijuana
Sounded pretty hurtful to me!
I never goddamn know when y'alls banting or just being butts.
Also, no, goodness, not at the moment.
Maybe this weekend.
Being sober can suck for a pretty long time.
Just remember millions have done it before you, and millions more after. Its possible.
In case you needed some pep, I dunno, look, it's my default state, sorry if it was unwanted. </3
>Sounded pretty hurtful to me!
It's because girls and girls like you all seem to think that men only say hurtful things. Don't forget to post pics/vids. AND PLEASE MOAN. OMG I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH.
Uhh yeah arms better than dicks r-
Who needs a top with a big dick when he has nice arms right boys?
I know I often exaggarate and say 'this is the first time I've' but now it really is the first time I've met a guy that I'm attracted to THIS much.
He is fit, has a blond curly hair and truly nice smile. Studies psychology and is very gentle, strong and friendly. I swear I'm not some slut and I don't give into anything easily, (hell it is hard to get me to have sex with somebody either way) but I'd sleep with him.
I'd just feel I'd be satisfied then to have that with him, I wouldn't mind us doing it because I'm attracted to him in such a right way it doesn't seem shady and gross Like sex usually is. Sex is disgusting. (Except when it isn't.)
Man, I thought being gay is about having sex all day, doing your hair and going to the disco. I don't like either of those.
>Sorry, sorry, sorry!
>I, uhm.. didn't actually offend you, did I? </3
everyone says this to me and i agree entirely
but basically i cant stop smoking dat piff
idk why + idc
ure face is an enigma
desu desu desu
>tfw at mcdonalds
>realize I haven't gotten this wifi banned here yet
So... who is the cutest girl of all of /gaygen/, /gaygen/? I used to think it was senpai... but now I do believe it's Circé.
>tfw met a gay nerd who likes anime and vidya and pot
This is too good to be true, I know there will be some kind of twist but I enjoy it for now
"Big Gay Following"
its pretty funny, this huge guy propositions strangers for gay sex on the street
and also everyone has comedy british accents
>kinda shitty for you to bant about him and he's not here to defend himself
rugby is a fat piece of shit and knows it
he and I are friends and I remind him of his obesity every time we talk
he likes being talked down to
that was a couple weeks ago, it was ok i guess
i was bored desu
everyone kept talking about how it was "at a farm in the desert and had a big corn maze"
so, being from farm country, i was except yknow
an actual farm.
it was a house in the burbs in one of those housing additions where all the houses are exactly the same.
and there wasn't even a corn maze, it was a little like show in the backyard
and there was no alcohol because there were like 100 children there
also i didn't know anyone so i sat around and read like 1/3 of frankestein
i looked cute tho
say that again faggot see what happens.
>not fucking them
>not joining them to fuck them more
Beat them join them than beat them again :^]]]]]
Ill take care of you princess...ill never leave you...im your fucking daddy whore!
Lol thats disapointing. I haven't really been here to check in so I missed it.
So you were literally that meme guy that sits in the corner alone with his feet hurting wishing he was at home reading?
>tfw no long haired, lazy bum bf to chill with all day and be disapproved of by my parents
What is everyone listening to /Gaygen/?
This is what I'm listening to
(This is a surefired way to get replies since everyone here is an attention starved whore desu)
It is more common in women. Like bladder infections. I never heard man have UTI. But I looked information it is not common in men in USA. Uncircumcised men 10-20 times more likely to get UTI
OMG even post-lobotomy Britney just like, gets me, you know?
My crush has medium-long hair though, and he works in a pizza shop and goes to uni with me. It's cute.
it was my mother's husband's sister's party
which i was obligated to attend
honestly, i need to just sack up and say no
going to san francisco last weekend was a fiasco too, i thought being compliant and going to this stuff would be like
a nice thing for me to do or whatever
Maybe same reason why anime fans make anime versions of everything
who else /ronandfez/ here
Banks and Sakamoto.
nah senpai furry culture is based around fetishization and community while both anime and ponyshit are based around the idolization of media, two completely different things. Furry aesthetic isn;t strictly defined, while both ponyshit and anime follow the moeshit aesthetic to a point, only divided by western/eastern influence.
I wanna have crazy prostate orgasms with a vibrator/prostate massager, but I live in a dorm and have roommates n stuff
They are emotionally unstable they can get away with it tbqh
Who's going to tell a little princess no she can't have sweets when she's crying. Daddies have their soft spots.
Hey persian baby sup
You're still clean right? :^]
But seriously that all sounds fun you should be more positive about it
I just keep listening to Omar Rodriquez Lopez and Die Antwoord over and over.
What do Perder El Arte de La Razon Sin Mover Un Solo Dedo and Cookie Thumper have in common?
Hm, well, actually I was planning on saying "nothing" but maybe now that I think about it, a lot more than I realized.
Not with my trusty anti-depressants I'm not.
just shut up and go kill yourself. no one likes you
Just buy fleets, they're like 99 cents for two of them at cvs
fleets are around 4.5 oz but I'm a small guy (5'8) so I use about 2/3. Depending on your size you might use a bit more. Just do it three-four times and you should be good.
>fat hairy balding man
Opinion discarded (:
Have something sexy instead maybe this will cure your mental illness
you shouldn't be using medicated emenas that often
just buy a squirt bottle for like 50c and use water
or you can get an enema bulb at sex shops/online for like 10 bucks
tho personally i got one and i much prefer just using a bottle
this is mine
>you shouldn't be using medicated emenas that often
you empty the fleets out... the saline in it is a laxative and will make you fucking explode
also I have a bulb douche from my sub bottom days but I prefer fleets
Well, I also had lots of therapy and, I dunno, also just have a really- I dunno how to say it without coming across like a cesstool.
I focus a lot of making others happy and it makes it easier to bear the fact that, you know, I'm not all that happy myself. Like vicarious relief. I went for a real long time without anti-depressants.
I just take sertraline HCL, desu. A low dose, too. It makes it easier not to feel disgusted with myself and just irritated and bitter all the time.
There's this thing that happens nowadays, that I don't really understand. Physical or tender emotional affection anger me and I've never been able to understand. Or I'd be in the fit of some kind of masochistic fun times and all of the sudden, the pleasure saps away and I'm just cut up and bleeding and bruised and SUPER unhappy and it's not at all the fault of the person I'm with it just.. I don't even know. The pain all turns into reminders of how much I deserve it, rather than how kinky and exhilarating it is.
.. I dunno why my answer got so long, sorry.
I uh wow
Maybe my least favorite, ever?
It's so plain and creamy.
The anti-depressants make it easier to shake that stuff off, or even keep it from happening.
That one might be mine, too.
Or Cookie Thumper.
Really the only time I will do this is when people begin to be rude to me. Otherwise I am cool guy. I don't like problem.
how is that not racist, south african whites are disgusting
Are you cute interesting and can handle the bantz?
Do what, aggravate the savages?
The only reason people find it offensive/racist is because they're told to, without actually thinking logically about why it might be racist.
"HURR, YOU'RE TREATING MY PEOPLE LIKE A COSTUME," is not a valid reason to get upset. If you get upset over "costumes" you need to fucking grow a pair.
I've never actually really "felt" my prostate, so to speak. I finger myself quite often while masturbating, but I've never had a prostate orgasm, or literally hit that sweet spot.
Am I doing it wrong? I'm only fingering, so I can't do it too deep. But even when I did it with a toy to get deeper, it dindu nuffin.
you are looking at this from your american perspective.
DA grew up in a sort of "caste" like society where they, zif, are considered lower than blacks. americans have this one sided vision of racism, she actually raises more questions but if you only look at this at surface level, or think it's shock value you won't be getting anything out of it.
and I don't even like DA.
Your prostate is like behind your balls along the wall of your rectum, it's not deep inside you. When you "hit" it you feel a sensation of strong pressure.
Prostate orgasms are tricky and take a while to get the hang of.
But the sight of niggers is offensive, Anon.
Even the darkies know that, that's why they're triggered when a white person taunts them by clowning around in black face.
Oh, but they're free to make jokes about whitey all they want. That's "punching up." You know, because everyone knows that niggers are always below whitey, even the dindus.
i-im good.. how are you?
You are very dominant and making me all fuzzy in the head... i think im gonna pass out
You are the PERFECT male except.... 44444444444444444444444444
tfw no maki
this is obviously not gonna work
time to move on as usual
no i definitely feel you that american views of racism aren't applicable to other cultures for the most part
but i mean
she didn't really make a point or illustrate an argument by doing it
yeah that's what i was thinkin too
but like if you've got black face paint and bright red lips, it brings minstrelry to mind even they didn't intend to (and i don't get the impression they did)
>she didn't really make a point or illustrate an argument by doing it
I don't mean this in, like, a hostile or condescending way but you should look into the imagery of that song.
And, all that aside- what you doing being a fan of Die Antwoord if you think they'd be pointlessly derogatory? The "blackface" wasn't the only full-body get up they used in the song. It's not just a bunch of striking costumes, you know.
Their whole thing is about appreciating all sorts of different kinds of beauty with meaning and undermining appearances.
the point she illustrates has to do with DAs success in the west. looking at rap/hip hop culture from the american side, where black culture is celebrated. to me it's a way of pointing towards the issue of white vs black rappers in the us.
the culture that DA has used as their image is sort of the bottom of the barrel of south africa, presented to the world it reminds us of the rap culture from the us. there is also the historical importance of the dutch and their use of Zwarte Piet, I think.
DA are very clever people, they make sure they work with very respected contemporary artists who knows how to present their vision, to flat out dismiss this as not illustrating a point is not looking into the context imho senpai
What book is everyone reading /gaygen/?
Childhood's end for me desu
i literally just said i didn't think they were trying to be intentionally provocative
i said it came off looking like blackface even if they didn't intend it
no i feel you, i've seen their maxnormal stuff and like
i get they're putting on and whatnot, i didn't even think of it as being blackface until that anon pointed it out
i finished frankenstein last week, about done with dracula now
after that i need to go back to the book store
Oh, so there are two of you. Nice.
It's a straight guy who likes to dom sub bottoms (like me). I tease him by telling him he sucks at it. You suck too btw. :3
>implying you'd have the strength/courage necessary to slap me
That's pretty cute, Anon.
Wanna be part of the project I'm working on?
That's the fault of anyone who interprets it wrong. The artist has no responsibility if someone does not understand the message, especially when it is not even that ambiguous, and not even that provocative.
Let's be real, blackface is not the most racist thing you could do. It comes close to saying the word nigger.
I think that's really what they're about, tho, innit?
Creating the misunderstanding and spurring the conversation to have people explain it to each other.
Like, if a big part of the message is "Look how different this looks under different cultural lenses" then, I mean, I don't think you can "fault" people for misunderstanding.
At least.. I think so, maybe.
TFW NO RICHARD FEYNMAN
positive racism has always confused me.
If I say all kikes have big noses and steal money, it's anti-Semitic, but if I say all jews are the most successful in all fields everyone smiles and nods.
If I say all blacks have big red lips and nappy hair I get rolled into a mattress and set on fire, but if I say big black dicks everyone smiles and licks their lips.
Willingly saying that these guys purposefully used blackface is bigoted. Getting offended by something that was not designed to be offensive, shocking or different at most, is not the artists fault. That is you seeking things to be offended about.
I just do not understand how DA is controversial. They are weird, strange, and entertaining. But not controversial. Except for the "Are they serious or no?" question, which is always with these types of artists. But that just comes with the project.
>tfw you'll never meet this guy
why do good guys always go too soon, gg. why.
>tfw he loves cuddling
>tfw he shares my fetish
>tfw I'm in his arms
>invite him over or go to his
>watch a movie
>tease each other the whole time
>devolve into makeouts and fug
>tease each other more
>until one of you cracks and says something sweet like "i really like you anon" or "i had a nice time we should do this again"
>then get all flustered
>He shares my fetish
I-is it feet?
>tfw no foot fetish bf
i love footfags
>tfw tease him while giving him a footjob and he just stutters out stuff like "y-yeah i'm a pervert" and grunts
>tfw make him kiss your feet and suck your toes while he fucks you
footfags are 2qt
>I-is it feet?
it's far more embarrassing and non-normie
>tfw dom footfag
Life is hard. Footfaggotry is usually a sub thing, unless you're into tickling, which I'm not really. At least one day I might get to suck on a qt's toes while I fuck him on his back.
It's pretty common. I've even caught women checking out my feet.
I can't really explain it, but I'd honestly rather play with a guy's feet than his dick.
I hear they love to take extra special care of them and everything. Like washing them, trimming toenails and thick skin on the sole, applying those faggy creams to keep the skin smooth etc. Is it true?
That's almost exactly what we did the last time we hung out together. Minus the sex. I think he might be a virgin. I'm content to do it all over again, but he might not be.
I know what to do with it, but I don't want to rush things. If he seems receptive, then I'll definitely go for it. But it'd be nice to do some other things.
I'm a footfag virgin, so I'm just talking about what I've seen in porn, but it looks pretty uncomfortable and awkward. The kind of thing that's not hot, until the camera's in a POV shot.
I'd rather have the guy keet his feet still, put them together, then fuck his feet like any other orifice. Don't know if that still counts as a footjob though.
When the guy is using his feet to please you, not when you are using the guys feet to please yourself. I guess it still technically counts as a footjob, but is a bit different.
Think of it like the difference between a blowjob, and fucking someone's mouth.
>tfw went to a boarding school for a little while
>Used to sniff the qt straight boys' shoes and socks when nobody was around
I still feel kind of guilty about it, and relieved I was never caught.
I also stole one of the jock-type senior boys' undies from the dirty laundry. I'm such a pervert.
Nice and musky. Wore off after a while though, and I felt really guilty, so I just put them back in the wash. He never mentioned anything, but he must have thought it was weird for a pair to go missing and show up a few weeks later.
He was a qt farm boy with tanned skin, bright green eyes and sandy blond hair.
Nah, I'd argue that it's exactly what it looks like. A mumbo jumbo of hip hop, rap, and their idea of what's cool.
For some enjoyable, for others just stupid shit.
I don't think there's any hidden message behind it. They don't have some arcane connection to music and culture that others can't see.
Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where, uh, Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as, uh, anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your ass. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and, uh, Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite