who /crushinghardonsomeonewhowontgiveyouthetimeoftheday/ here?
Lesbians can't be this cute though.
Why dont you try just cutting out fizzy drinks? Its a small step, but it will help a LOT, and is a nice way to practice flexing your selfcontrol!
See if you can do it for just one week - we all have to start somewhere.
kinda agree to be fair
i ate 2 steaks + a burger today for supper, I feel ill
I know, right? Forcing yourself to eat sucks.
I've been thinking about start drinking my calories but I've been looking at shakes and they all look nasty.
Wanting to be big and buff while hating most food is suffering ;_;
No im just trying to say that you should try to fucking enjoy life not meaning giving up your degree but meaning that you should also do things you enjoy not only studying, its not worth living. like would you give up your bf just because of uni?
yeah. It worked for a while then it stopped working.
Mostly because he was fucking other people on the side.
But I've heard of some people having LDR who ended up getting together and married and all that stuff.
Each case is different
I'm actually not too worried about him cheating on me. We belong to a very unique fetish and he told me he can't date someone who doesn't have it, so I think I might actually be safe in that regard
I don't think he'll be fucking people on the side. I certainly won't but I just don't think he will. Maybe I'm naive though
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This is what I was trying to get at earlier when I gave you those questions.
I wholeheartedly agree with you about not giving up your life. I've been doing this for 4 years now. Once I turned 24, two months ago, I realized that I gave up so much of my god damn fucking time. Missed funerals, birthdays, family events, spending time with friends, etc and with it my motivation and happiness.
Now I'm just ready to start my life again.
It's because it's incredibly fucked up. Also .
>hows everyone's life
wat r u talking about. Lesbians are always cute.
So nothing's changed then? Great!
I just ended up on here right now because I'm in a room with a lot of lgbtq* people on tumblr, and so I needed to balance out the room.
Ok, so I have a question that it would be helpful to get an answer to, as I've booked a doctors appointment on monday now.
When you are flaccid, and if you press your thumb and index finger slightly above the base of your dick (if you are uncut please pull the foreskin back), and you do a kegel, do you feel anything in your dick. Can you move it, do you feel it budge, etc. Please report back anything.
yeah, I personally don't mind Circe. Other than his tripname is a fucking pain b/c I don't have the keyboard for the e+accent mark. Several ppl on here are much more annoying than Circe plus you could easily filter the comments out.
Also noticed, you said "her." I have to force myself to use "him" b/c in my mind I really do gender him as a her.
I so wish this were true. They would make such a cute couple
so it's only "talking tough" if you look fragile and dainty?
Would you rather I started using emoticons and typing like a high school girl to cover up for the fact I still have a dick like circé?
I don't want to have these feels anymore
what's the cure to gayness
No it's talking tough even if you can back it up but with you in particular it's adorbz. It makes me wanna hold you down and tickle you to interrupt your anger/frustration with adorable giggles.
>It makes me wanna hold you down and tickle you to interrupt your anger/frustration with adorable giggles.
I wanna be a qt straight grill.
>realise i cant keep crushing on people ill never have
>make a resolution of meeting more gay people
>succeed over a period of months in doing this
>now i crush on gay people ill never have
why cant i just be attractive
Me too. Straight girls are so fucking lucky, I cannot fucking stand it. The jealousy is too much.
uuugh I wish someone had forced me to play sports when I was growing up.
I've tried to learn by myself but I'm just shit at them.
And here it's like the only way to get other guy friends.
One time they invited me to play and I said 'yes' thinking that it couldn't be too bad.
It was the most embarrassing experience of my life. They literrally asked me to leave because I was just so bad.
>Even average straight girls can get super qt straight men
So. much. fucking. this.
Holy shit I envy them so much.
And they can even get pregnant if they want to keep the guy for life.
It's not faaaaiiirrrrr
This thread has gotten ridiculously pathetic. Not all gay guys act like stereotypes, you lot are just romanticizing something that will literally never happen. Get the fuck over it.
>you lot are just romanticizing something that will literally never happen
Evryone does this, Anon. Even straights.
Last day I'll see my crush or be able to have a conversation with him will be tomorrow. And I'll hardly be able to talk to him in private.
Moving on from a relationship I was never in is too hard.
>Last day I'll see my crush or be able to have a conversation with him will be tomorrow. And I'll hardly be able to talk to him in private.
Enjoy it while you can.
Fate didn't grant me that chance.
I went there last week, Anon. Still having delusions that he's secretly interested in me and we'll be together one day.
At least I can keep tabs on him through FB.
my bf's dick is twice the size of yours ;)
Mine's a straight Christian. All his friends at uni are part of the Christian society.
I have absolutely no hope. He's not even "objectively" attractive, I just think he's really cute for some reason.
you're practically a vagina
grow a pair you pussy
ugh yes :'(
stephen the dairydeli guy aka future husband
some customers were blocking the doors to the back and we were trying to get out, i was carrying a box and he had a u-boat full of eggs
and he like looked at me and smile and laughed a little b/c it was ridiculous
and he was like "do you need to get out" and i was like "yeah but i can wait you go first" and he was like "nah you can get through, go ahead" and i was like thanks" and i smiled at him
i heard a coworker come up to him like "hey steve" so at least i was able to confirm stephen is actually his name lol
>complains about a trip fag getting attention
>goes out his way, while using a trip, to RECORD his complaints so we HAVE to hear their voice
i dunno i like smile at him all the time but he never does
and he seems pretty friendly and sociable with everyone else, i saw him give one of my coworkers a high five before we left and i know they've never even spoken before
desu i feel like i'm kinda creepy or something
Do you know if he's gay? Does he know that you are gay?
>guess I should've asked this from the start.
You don't seem like the creepy type but then "here" isn't real life with someone you're smitten over.
>tfw straight acting because im straight
>gays can't read the fact that im bi slut since I am straight
>will always be alone
Im at the mall right now
How do I get bf? Its easy to get sex with opposite because they all want pooty but how do I approach a random gay guy?
I just want to suck a cock and have it rub on my lips. In straight though because I've never done it
i heard him talk one and i swear he had super gay voice, which is what gave me hope in the first place
but now that i've actually spoken to him, he definitely does not so i must have overheard someone else
also we aren't so much coworkers as we just work in the same building so i literally have no occasion to interact with him so like
small talking n shit prob won't ever happen
so i doubt he knows my name let alone that i'm gay (for certain at least, i'm sure he could guess. let's be real, i'm not exactly masc4masc)
it's not that serious
he's just real qt
That's obviously not the kind of frat I'm talking about.
Mine doesn't even know I exist, we worked in the same firm 4 years ago. He's a fit straight guy, studying to be a nurse and working part time as a pt. thank god for internet stalking.
all of those voices and accents sound extremely effeminate and gay. every time I hear british accent i assume they are gay. it does not help that all brits are afraid of their own shadow
Sounds cute, so long as he's a chilled out degenerate.
Mine would never get physical with me, but my chest gets real heavy if I get to touch his hand in class, or my face gets close to his.
>Does anyone wanna trade?
not really but how about:
>have extremely high libido
>get PA piercing
>start having (multiple) orgasms BEFORE ejaculating
>hurts too much to continue
>don't ejaculate for about 3 days
>horniness will not go away
>finally ejaculate but dick hurts like hell
I'm glad I'm not with someone... would have probably become a raving thirsty bottom
i take my lunch at like 6 usually, way before he gets in (and half the time he doesn't even work on that day i'm at that store)
though one time he covered the night shift guy and i walked in on him lying on the couch in the break room watching wendy williams
which also made me think he was a homo
sounds like this guy.
you should hit on him puppers
>he fucks the dog
Wish I was his dog tbqh.
the store employee's breaks are scheduled, and he usually gets in within the hour before i go home
i think the next time i work dairy i might feign some shit like "oh i can't find this new yogurt, could you help me~" (even though i would obv know where it was b/c it'd be hard not to lol), but i get a dairy set like once ever 4 months so it might be a while before i can put that plan into effect
i'm not that brave
i'd rather just have an excuse to talk to him to break the ice like above
>tfw guys find you hot
>tfw also neurotic so can't into normal relationships at all
i literally would love that
he's so attractive
and half the time he's squatting and
he got da booty
anyway that's enough of me rambling about some guy i've spoken like three sentences to
how is everyone else today?
dammit pup. why didn't you just ask him if he was a fan right then and there? Then use it to start up a convo. :P
Next time tease him... Tell him that you saw him watching Wendy Williams and you didn't know he was such a huge fan blah blah. Try to ease the convo into who is attractive at work... or has he ever tried to date someone from work. Something to find out if he is/was involved with someone and sexual preferrence.
that was like
months ago lol
i'm an outside contractor
so there's this weird schism between the store employees and the outsiders
they for the most part completely ignore us, even when like i say good morning to them when they come in n shit
there's a couple that are nice and chat a little at the other stores i work at but for the most part we're like lepers
it's funny b/c i know a lot of their names n shit but they just like see right through me
i'm sorry you aren't feelin great, but i'm sure if you're disciplined and keep at it, you can do it. good luck anon
>going to show big brother new desktop build I'm about to order the parts to
>forgotten uTorrent in the background
>""GAY FRATERNITY X - BREED PRETTY BOY HOLE" is complete" popup in the lower corner
>shouts "L-LOOK AWAY F-FUC"
>tries to cover the screen and hit the off button at the same time
>hits it with such force that I tip it over the edge down onto the floor
>brother is shocked
>then starts laughing loudly while walking out of my room
d-d-do you think he saw?
i've never done poppers
the only people online/apps that i see talking about them are like "pigfukker69 raw top only nsa" guys and it really killed any interest i might have had (not that i actually had interest)
>you could get the bf of your dreams if you literally once tried to do something in your life
>tfw will never get drunk at a party
>will never see an obvious gay guy
>not a flamer or anything but well dressed obviously gay
>i wll never go up to him and start chatting
>We will never go on to the topic of homosexuality
>I tell him im straight but willing to experiment
>we will never go to the laundry room of the house and make out while he's touching my muscles and feeling up my fur
>i will never have gay panic in between the makeout seshion
>he will never calm me and say it's ok but he's just happy to be with a straight guy plus he's drunk off of three craft beers and a shot while ive been drinking for a few hours
>i will never feel up his tight butt once I've accepted that this is fun because he helped me through my gay panic
>he gets a text from his friends saying heh has to go
>We exchange numbers a kiss and a really long hug and go about our ways
Why does this never happen ever to me?
You are hot tho tbqh
You have a sexy body and a tough attitude.
It's "genderqueer," you shitlord.
Sexuality is a spectrum, "gay" people don't even exist. Ugh.
>the lesbians sound like average straight girls
>the gay guys are obviously gay
why does this happen?
sodium nitrate? i think? some kind of nitrate idr
they're sold at sex shops, or sometimes in stores where they're labeled like air fresheners or something
you inhale it and it's supposed to make you a horny bitch but i've heard from lots that it'll just give you a headache and not work
aw anon that's sweet in a couple ways :')
>there are guys out there who are just as desperate to have a bf as you are
>you don't want to meet them because they are not up to your completely arbitrary standards
Man, I've just straight up never heard of them.
Wikipedia says "Inhaling nitrites relaxes smooth muscles throughout the body. Smooth muscle surrounds the body's blood vessels and, when relaxed, causes these vessels to dilate, resulting in an immediate decrease in blood pressure.
Alkyl nitrites are often used as a club drug or to enhance a sexual experience. They facilitate anal intercourse by relaxing the internal and external anal sphincter muscles."
Which.. uh- sounds pretty lame really?
Being stretched is like one of the best feelings.
>he told you he's gay
>you haven't seen him since he started to date a girl
Oh dear, he knows now.
My brother went to use my laptop and literally opened it up to see two twinks goin at it. I game him my headphones in exchange for not telling anybody :(
I haven't explicitly told him, but he knows I'm gay.
He makes fun of me about it sometimes
Yes but they will say it's straight because they are delusional as fuck
There's no reason to be into traps unless you're a fetishist. It isn't straight you're a fag. Why even care about passing women when cis women have actual orificies to stick it into that gets wet. Plus what does a trap have that cis women don't?
A cock right?
Well you're a fag and they won't let you use it anyway unless they are agp scum
I chose swimming because I was introverted, bad with teams and have always had terrible hand eye coordination.
>tfw had a dad who was literally too lazy of a parent to teach me how to catch and throw a ball
not really probably just horny. damn'ed PA.
you're gayer than all of us together
and we're all pretty gay
>had a dad who was literally too lazy of a parent to teach me how to catch and throw a ball
this is why I know seek comfort between older guys' arms
I wish they'd hug me before fucking me though
What shape are yours, cubes?
>Fucked up its body with hormones and sexual depravity
I wouldn't be surprised tbqh.
you forgot about the best sport of them all.
Lacrosse players are ultimate qt's
Go to mtfg they are really cock hungry there. A tip to chasing is to bring up their penis (gt) as they call it. They get really complimented when it gets complimented their face glows tbqh
>I'm a desperate guy
>but I wouldn't date a desperate guy
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
I don't have daddy issues, that whole thing makes me cringe. I guess calling him a lazy parent isn't 100% correct.
He always drove us to school and spent time with us on weekends, but it was usually for the convenience of my mother than that he actually wanted to.
He's just kind of boring-nerdy, and not very physical. Apparently he was athletic as a kid though.
>Literally let us suck your dick once and we'll start fantasizing about our marriage
That's going to be me when I get my first bit of action, I can already tell.
I'm 18 now, I was probably 12 or 13 when that happened. It was such a confusing time, my brothers discovery certainly did not help.
I'm not sure what you mean by shady deal, I just desperately tried to keep him quiet in the only way my tiny little early pubescent brain knew how.
>I just desperately tried to keep him quiet in the only way my tiny little early pubescent brain knew how
>he thinks marriage amounts to anything but a financial arrangement
But what about hot guys and dicks, tho?
And cuddling into a hairy chest?
Of feeling your boyfriend's beard against your lips when you kiss.
[spoiler]Or on your other cheeks when he flips you over and eats you out? <3[/spoiler]
>in our underwear
>lying on top making out
>boners straining against each other in that fuckin awesome way
>talk about marriage
>get reply about marriage
>what has marriage got to do with this
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
made me reply/10
I was talking about desperate guys thinking they love you just because you give them attention. You started talking about why people get married
learn2shitpost pls you're not dank enough.
Back from my first time at the gym in 3 years. I remembered why I've never been a regular gymgoer, because I feel like everyone's judging me for using equipment wrong or something...
>tfw social anxiety
>tfw parents bought me a decent barbell and weight set for Christmas, just before I had to move away for university
I might bring some dumbbells back with me, if I can fit them in my bag.
I was on my way to getting /fit/ before I had to move away, but now I'm skelly as fuck.