would you a biker or leatherman /gaygen/?
tire tread: >>5185514
g-guys....I think my bf is becoming obsessed with me, especially after he said he is in love with me. It's nice knowing that someone cares for you that much but I'm not used to it, I just feel pressured as fuck at times.
>WAAAH, SOMEONE LOVES ME TOO MUCH
Christ, you sound like a fucking woman.
Work ur angles hunty
My ex just drunkenly texted me. I still got it.
i don't smile in like any of my pictures either, i find it a bit awkward and uncomfortable for me tbqh
i'm real guilty of doing that whole 'disaffected pout or lip bite' shit
just experiment n stuff. i really advocate for taking selfies as a means of boosting self confidence, even if you don't show anyone your pics
>ignore autistic looking hair
hair goes a long way desu -hence the phrase "hair and makeup." You should find a style that compliments your face. It will go a long way to improving your looks w/o much effort on your part. Also, slimming down will most likely chisel your facial features.
I know what it's like to be in that position. It was actually easier for me to cut ties from him since I had a number of reasons to do so, but if it weren't for those, then I don't know where I'd be today.
Confronting him about it won't work. If your bf is naturally obsessive (which is usually the case), then that's a deeper problem that should seriously be looked into. You can try talking to him about it, seeing whether he's aware of his behavior or not and his feelings about it. It's much easier to go from there that way.
I have the same resting look, senpai.
You're cute though, you look big.
I tried to but he is being so sweet and loving towards me that I simply can't tell him "love me a little less".
Yesterday we were suppose to go together to my friend's bday party, he was suppose to be my date, but since the party is far from both of us we decided to rent an apartment for the night, he insisted on paying. But in the morning I had a call from him saying he is running fevere and is very sick so he can't come and insisted that I will and have fun for him. I then asked how should I cancel the apartment and return him the money, he simply said that he doesn't care about it and that he wants me to enjoy it all for myself on his behalf.
He wouldn't telle how much he paid for it but I now feel like I own him way more than I can give, and I'm not walking about only money .
Okay gaygen I have a really deep cut on my elbow and I'm drunk as shit and underage (so I'll get in shit if people know I'm drunk), wat do? I was gonna get drunk and come out and then I slipped
Do you have sex with people outside of your race?
Would you with pic related?
hell ya i would
looks like he'd be down to go on a hike and fuck in the woods
no i get you
for 90% of my longest relationship i didn't have a job and he traveled 90 minutes to me every weekend and paid for everything
i felt like i was such a burden to him and i still have like shame about it all even though i eventually got a job and started trying to pay for his gas and food and whatnot
anyway, shit like that is delicate but if you actually want it to work out in the long run it needs to be addressed
just gotta go about it delicately and whatnot
don't go all "you love me too much" but be like "i need to be honest with you, i'm feeling a little pressure, maybe we should just slow down and little" etc etc
really, i thought you'd posted a selfie before
it doesn't look too bad desu, just make sure you clean it and wrap it up
i got drunk and really fucked myself up when i was like 19 and ended up having to go to the hospital
not like the nurse can arrest you if it comes to that
So the guy who's been into me for months finally gathered up the courage to ask me out today.
I said no.
He got the saddest expression ever.
I know I did the right thing but I feel like a piece of shit.
I think I much prefer being rejected than having to reject someone.
>not even pity sex?
I'm pretty sure he's a virgin. Pity sex would have been pretty awful.
I'm worried because he's taking a lot of classes with me so I kinda have to see him a lot.
I guess I friendzoned him? He's a cool guy and I like having him as a friend. Can't see him as anything more.
fuckin' hell the tinychat is the biggest pseudointellectual circlejerk I've ever seen on the internet, and browse reddit ffs.
Why do people who know nothing about anything act like they're the most knowledgeable about every subject?
lol sounds like my bf
>talking about philosophy (hedonism of epicurus)
>get in an argument
>he is wrong about some facts
>tell him that its wrong and talk about ataraxia
>he still says that im wrong and doenst even know what ataraxia is
>he wikipedias it
>tfw bitch i did my A grade in philopshy and ethics
>tfw he writes everywhere that his hobby is philosophy
>tell him hes pretentious af
>he gets mad
ayy lmao tb.h
gotta keep the records up to date
also, post your rarest sludges. trying to expand my collection.
No, I love you. I hate Mexi and like to bully Circe though.
oh right i changed my url for halloween, i was spookypuppy on all my various sites
thanks for reminding me to change it back
there are sludges even you haven't seen
dun dun dun
i haven't cammed since i was a teenager
i'm old and decrepit now
desu i dunno if i could hack it nowadays, back then i really cashed in on the whole 'I look like i'm 16 and don't have a single hair below my neck' thing
there's nothing wrong with using grindr, but be smart about it
hooking up with a guy who asks a blank profile for sex is a great way to get an std
i mean, it depends on what you're comfortable with, like, morally or whatever
if you have any doubt, it's probably not a good idea
But then everyone will know what I look like and I have really low self esteem. And I don't want friends or family knowing I use grindr. I messaged body pic with "hi" just to see if he'd answer back again
>tfw you're the perfect guy except four inches and an asshole according to women
Aight so I'm curious for your guys' opinions.
>inb4 see a doctor
>I live in lovely America :^)
I had diarrhea on Sunday. And on Monday. And Tuesday. Wednesday I stayed home, still had a fever from late Tuesday. Wednesday my stool was eh. Whole and still a bit wet. Thursday I had the same. Today, it was the same, but the poop fell apart a bit. There was a dull red on the inside. If you're an artist, cadmium red, medium hue. I've had stomach uneasiness since Sunday.
What do? Figured you guys might know a bit cause I might have hemorrhoids?
Somebody get this hippy faggot outta here, lol
I am... sort of
My job covers my living expenses but I take some loans for school
Funnily enough based on my living expenses I live below the extreme poverty line
The truth is I'm just incredibly cheap
>tfw after talking to sweet pea sludgepuppy last night and other anons about JRPGs want to plug in my ps2 forget my problesm and just play Star Ocean or persona or even just some wrestling games
>realize that I also want to read a little bit and organize my room to make it more cooler looking with books
>With a 4 inch dick
>And a weebabobo
No I will get all "testicular" (who the fuck uses testicular? Fucking faggots I swear)
At least pose a question that is actually fun and/or attracts attention whor- I mean gays you fucking loser
is that true?
suddenly bursting with confidence
I guess I just wanted you to get testicular tbqh...
The four inches is referring to something else not my height.
Yeah ok shortstuff <3
I never said it was I was just saying my height since someone asked.
But seriously though you're a manlet :^)
>only play Japanese games and actually know JApanese pretty well
I got 7 responses on a post that had maybe 15 words to it.
I think I am bringing something gay boy
I am still about 40 pounds bigger and would rekt ur bp tbqh :^)
I would make such a good sub if I wasnt such a man mentally...
>I think I am bringing something
That's only because you attention whored
Do you not understand how this general works?
The biggest whore always gets the most replies and everyone feeds them
Why do you think there are so many name fags?
>you will never be fucked by your qt bf in a suit of armor
Holy fuck I think I found a new fetish
Well, it's not really sex if only a 4 inch dick is involved.
It doesnt stop me at anything irl.
Just funny tbqh
What are you even mad at?
If you didnt think I was hot or confident or musuclar you wouldnt be respinding to me flirting like you animeboy.
I am not your type im not femmy at all. Not fat tho either.
It means that I want you to get angry so I can put little pupps in his place.
>tfw you piss everyone off
>tfw in reality you just want some cuddles and love
How do I stop?
>If you didnt think I was hot or confident or musuclar you wouldnt be respinding to me flirting like you animeboy.
Well, I'm not going to lie. It is pretty cute.
I'm not normally a bottom, but for Maki I'd make an exception. It would just be so funny and cute to see this little, shameful man trying to dominate me.
You'd have to flex your muscles and say really porn-ish cheesy things, but stutter occasionally.
>You like that you little anime slut, yeah I bet you do
>Haha, I sure do, Maki-chan, your little dick is the best!
>O-okay.. uh, yeah. I bet you do..
>what are you even max about
Tfw no bf desu senpai
I love when you call him this, it's cute as fuck.
>tfw jerked off this afternoon but my dick still hurts
>tfw when still horny ...still very horny
Honestly if you wanted sex just to humiliate me like that there wouldn't be any stuttering at all. There would just be pure hate fuck and if it got too far id just slap you and kick you out if you arent being a good little bitch.
You are still a male and if males act up stuff happens.
You're the one wanting to fuck maki makis not the one wanting to fuck you remember that.
But you're a smaller man than me... You would give in pretty easily and you would enjoy in tbqh pupps
I don't think you would be that hard of a hallenge tbqh...almost...easy really...;)
This guy that bullied me in highschool would always end up staring at me for ages, and would say pretty horrible things to me. I assumed when he was staring he was just thinking about killing me or something. Turned out he was gay. Was still probably imagining killing me or something when he stared at me though.
I've had the same deal go down with me.
One time, tho, the guy actually confessed~
(and didn't know I was actually a guy)
That was actually really scary. I just played it off as well as I could and hightailed it because tsun bully + surprise homosexuality probably wasn't going to end very un-injury-inducing for me.
Was he at least cute?
>There would just be pure hate fuck and if it got too far id just slap you and kick you out if you arent being a good little bitch
But that's the thing Maki-chan, it would be hatefuck to you, but to me and everyone else it would be cute and funny.
>You're the one wanting to fuck maki makis not the one wanting to fuck you remember that
Well, yeah. That's why you're ultimately my sub. It doesn't matter if you want it or not, I just want to be entertained by maki's cute cock!
>i'm just trying to help him be okay with who he is
Doing god's work. He needs to come to terms with reality.
I hope so, considering he was a part of the group of psychos that tried to make my life a living hell, whom on numerous times claimed their efforts were to try and make me kill myself.
Honestly, if he felt ashamed about it, I hope he feels ashamed of it for the rest of his life. It'll make him a better person.
Aw~ That's sweet.
I've never had a bully apologize before.
I did have a guy awkwardly tell me he found the porn we'd made, though, and.. wow, actually, thinking back on this, it sounds a lot weirder and kind of creepier than it felt. At the time it felt kind of cute and endearing.
But he sent me copies, saying it was too precious to delete forever with no trace behind, so he gave them to the only person he felt like it made sense to give them to.
And, uh, I actually just deleted, them, too, after the conversation.
I inappropriately used it in a joke last night.
>Buying wine from a nearby store
>Cashier making conversation
>You know, I don't often see guys your age buying bottles of wine
>Yeah, well, it's a common symptom of being a faggot
>He awkwardly laughs
Sometimes people need to feel shame to be better. I felt shame for years because of the things they did and said to me, I still feel shame now sometimes but I have to remind myself what they did was utterly psychotic.
As for >>5187798
It made me angry. It was like they were trying to escape their own shame by gaining my approval, a nod to say it was ok to behave like that. I never accepted the apology. I just said 'What's done is done'. I think he had a bit of a revelation at some point though, he seems to be a much kinder and genuine person these days.
Trying to think about it... I don't think I do it that often IRL not that I have a problem with it really. If I do, I use it with word play and puns with people who aren't offended by crass language. I would never use it around around my parents, for example even if it was used humorously.
for the rest of my life, i'd imagine.
yeah it sucks that the whole "normal love and social life" thing didn't work out. yeah it sucks that there's a bunch of anxiety and discomfort and isolation that comes with it. just be confident in your personality, not one facet of it. don't try to get comfortable with what people label you as. get comfortable with what you are, outside of all that generalization.
I wish I was more gay tbqh
Women are pretty shitty. Even femmy gay men are shitty.
The best pairing is a male with no feminity sub.
Women are psychos gays dont know how good they have it
Especially now you can adopt children as two men which makes both sides extremely useful. Plus no procreation which makes the world a better place since we are overpopulated.
The dating pools smaller/more chance of STDs and finding a relationships harder but fuck thats life tbqh
Oh, yea. It's circedaeaea.
Hmu, if you'd like. I'm always up for making new friends.