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2nd for sex camwhore selfies
How does one get gay friends if they life in a dry town with no LGBT in sight? Would I have to make a pilgrimage?
I want to make someone happy. Like if my hypothetical bf has a bad day I want to do everything I can to cheer him up.
What am I even talking about it's almost 2am now.
>I would imagine having one would be very funsies.
I think I'd start by cooking something simple and sweet with him. Hmmmmm.
The best way to meet other guys in a non-sexual scenario is through everyday life. Get a hobby, join a community or volunteer at a charity. These are good ways to meet new people generally and, if you keep playing the numbers, you will also meet plenty of other gay men. If you dont have the confidence to sift through all the straight men, you can try LGBT-only societies - government funded LGBT youth groups are common, and some bookclubs, pottery classes etc market themselves as being only for gay men.
Once you meet a few guys, things will snowball - it is much easier to make *more* friends than it is to make friends from scratch.
In terms of telling who is gay and who isnt if youre too impatient to "play the numbers", you could try facebook stalking, asking questions about their previous relationships, or even just letting them know you are gay and seeing how they react.
Oh and I should say, its pretty important youre out of the closet for this stuff.
disgusting. stop posting fat ugly monsters. it looks like when you tie string around a bread/meat and bake it
>It's pretty important youre out of the closet for this stuff.
Damn. I personally choose to stay inside for the sake of not going through the trouble.
Another stupid question: Is it okay to ask everybody what state they are in? It's a pretty /soc/ thing to do but I have kinda sorta camwhored here.
I prefer having my crotch trimmed because it looks weird to me when they're 100% smooth. But short trimed hair looks so good.
Smooth buttholes rule. Although I also like hairy cheeks :3
literally no one is posting webm selfies because everyone on here is ugly as sin
being in the closet makes meeting gay people like a million times harder and is also detrimental to your mental health.
still, its up to you I guess.
And as per the state thing I guess you can ask, but why would you? would you really want to meet up with a stranger on 4chan irl?
>tfw just thinking about my four month bulk i going to start next Wednesday or so
>thinking about my legs that are going to get strong
I did a 2 hour run a few days ago and I breathed calmy through the whole time through my nose and I had enough energy for some sprints every now and then.
I like to see someone in bearmode catching up with me.
Walking fast does not count as running.
I really really want to be bigger before I get shipped off. I am going to lose everything anyway in the military but I want to be as big as possible so when I do lose my weight ill at least look lean as shit for the boys and girls around the world.
I am seeing a ton of facial aesthetics showing up and I hate that. I want to be chubby. I want to be 250 again but I know that I cant without insane health problems but I loved it.
>I sliced my sack open :V
it wasn't bad, it didn't go all the way through, it was at an angle so it made a little like flap
I'm from Arkansas.
I used to shave my balls and leave the hair up top and trim and blah blah blah, but I got tired of trying to keep it symmetrical trimmed and shit. It's much easier & quicker to used a razor and shave it all than try to maneuver a trimmer. I shave it, let it grow out for a while until it gets bothersome and repeat.
It's really nice not to have dried cum in your pubes or get your pubes caught in the condom when you're taking it off.
I met a girl who knows I'm gay and I think she's trying to set me up with her guy friend. He's tall and kinda manly and I'm short and slim.
She likes anime too so she's trying to make yaoi real or something.
I hate girls who do this.
There's this girl who's the leader of a guild I was in in an mmo, and we kept in touch after we left the game a little. Now she tries to set me up with every other gay guy she meets through mmo's, with no accounting for taste. It's so obnoxious.
with scissors or razor?
>knew a girl who cut one of her inner labia with scissors one time trying to trim it. She ended up at the emergency room to try and get stitches but there was nothing they could do.
I sliced my finger open on a razor yesterday while rummaging through a toiletries bag.
I don't have any band aids, so the wound keeps opening and bleeding like a motherfucker.
if it isn't deep, your best bet is liquid bandage. pharmacies carry it for next to nothing. otherwise, gauze topped with medical tape and pressure works best. leaving it out while it can still open up is a great way to get an infection.
It's small, but deep, and on the very tip of my right thumb.
I washed my hand with antibacterial soap, applied antiseptic, covered it with some tissue paper over night, and it stopped bleeding. Just opened up again when I was buttoning my pants though.
I'll just buy some band aids tonight, if I can be bothered going out.
so much autism in this thread
i bet you all listen to retarded music like grimes
Listening to her right now, cunt. Whatcha gonna do?
>parents are gone
>just listening to my waifu sing her beautiful music
>tfw no nice subby boy to cuddle with since its cold and make him go home before my parents come back
>all I have is a gf who cant come over right now
So I finally decided to text my ex for his birthday since he had done so when it was my birthday and fuck now he won't stop talking to me and asking about how my life is going and stuff.
I just wanted to be polite and now I think I got into a big mess
Curious /pol/itician reporting in
You guys are going to watch Trump on SNL tonight, right?~
Absolutely! I would be more than happy to put him on a table and rip all his pubic hair off. Every time I ripped some hair out, I'd smack him really hard right at the same spot then message him gently. It would be pretty awesome. Even better if I got to tie him up before hand, like a hog or frog tie.
that's what I'm trying to do but he doesn't seem to get the hint.
it looks like it. I thought he was super over me, t b h. I wasn't even expecting a reply.
>do you want to get back with him?
No. But it makes me feel kinda bad that he might want to get back with me. Especially since I didn't manage too well our break up and probably hurt him
dude, that's probably gonna be one of the highest watched SNLs ever. It doesn't need me to add to it. It's why SNL has him anyway. Same reason Bill O'reilly gets big ratings: everybody that likes him watches; everybody that hates him watches.
But I may tune in for a bit... but not for Trump. I'll do itjust for you, /pol/ :3c
> <3 /polgbt/ <3
You might want to direct your attention to yourself. You're in a gay sexuality topic photo posting forum on the internet. You waste your time here electronically sending messages for everyone here to see, you must be a pathetic faggot as well. Otherwise why would you even be here posting.
How is voting for a candidate that calls the republican voters idiots and wants to protect the rights of gays a /pol/ thing to do?
“[A]mending the Civil Rights Act would grant the same protection to gay people that we give to other Americans – it’s only fair,”
- Donald Trump
He's an amazing man. He donated 30 million to a cancer charity, and has helped build libraries, and schools. He even helped save the house of a lonely elderly woman who lost her husband, and couldn't pay the mortgage
>trump hosting television program
>hispanics offer 5k$ for public disruption
leftist tears is so delicious
Yeah but he said mean things about Mexicans and wears a elephant pin instead of a donkey pin. It doesn't matter how much he supports the LGBT community, helps fight homelessness, poor education or disease. He's on the wrong team
not trying to defend Trump or Republicans or anything but wasn't the gay marriage thing originally a right-wing idea that came from the log cabin republicans? It wasn't until the strategists rejected it to get the social conservative vote that it got taken up by the left. I'm pretty sure the classical liberals (libertarians) have always been for gay marriage -which is a strong minority (but a minority all the same) within the Republican party. And libertarianism is pretty much right up /pol/'s alley.
What are some essential gay android applications, /gaygen/?
The libertarians have been for an equivalent of gay marriage . They believe that "marriage" should not be a legal issue and no marriages should be recognized by the state or federal government. However they were and still are (Rand has discussed this a few times) in favor of civil partnerships of any combination of two consenting adults with the same benefits no regardless of it being a straight or gay civil partnership. Win win. Gays get treated equally and the crazy religious wackos can stop crying about their precious word
ITT post your favorite lift and why you hate the Jews
I love deadlift days, and I hate kikes because of their shameless exploitation of the Holohoax, which they blew out of proportion thanks to the falsified reports that they forged in many of the post-war kangaroo courts. It has been over 60 years ago, yet you're still using it as an excuse to get a free pass on EVERYTHING: the insane manipulation of media, the lobbying, the atrocities you're committing against the Palestinians in the lands you STOLE thanks to your Jew friends in the United Kingdom.
Everyone knows what you're doing and you've been doing in these 50 years, the only reason this spiral of silence still exists today is because you'd be called a Nazi, an anti-semite, you'de be ostracized from society.
Can you imagine a Kurd terrorist being excused because 90 years ago the Ottomans attempted to kill his people? It would be inexcusable, but then again Jews have their friends in Hollywood who love to line their pockets by tugging at goyim's heartstrings.
I'm fucking sick and tired of your slimeball tactics. If you really have the support of people in the western hemisphere then are you still wasting no effort to influence and manipulate public opinione, kikes?
Gay- (of a person, especially an iPhone user) homosexual.
If you use Android, you're literally breeder scum.
Dick lifts. My dick is 1.625 times as big as yours, Maki-nii!
>Why you hate the Jews
Because Circe is a Jew. Or perhaps Circe is a Jew because I hate him. Hmmmmmmm.
Apple is the definition of straight normie shit.
Only respectable homosexuals use the most open platform for mobile.
well yeah i guess i don't know. i don't think we really click and i only hang onto them out of loneliness.
i'm going to go out more maybe and meet new people and stuff and maybe i won't have to think too much into things like this. as normie as that sounds.
The only person I allow the makitty nickname is sludge but he can get away with a lot tbqh...
Why do you want me so badly?
I gave out the wrong steam everyone. This is the real TRUMP SNL stream http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/nbc-live-stream
He'll be on in 4 mins
did you guys know that thers a barachan? I just found it out while playing some bara eroge
Its still up barachan dot org
it also has a fur section <3
>mfw I always rename the pic to image.jpg to look like I have an iPhone
A tighter, more regulated process that cracks down on illegal immigration, more screening process on refugees to make sure they aren't terrorists, but also rewarding those who come legally, and opening the borders to those who would benefit America. Unlike what Obama is doing, who wants to take in 200,000 Syrian Muslims next year.
I've seen it before but I've always been curious about what the fuck he's actually dressed as - he looks like someone from Whoville.
Sometimes when you feel rough, it feels like you can't really connect with anyone.. don't worry, keep on trying and cheer up, it'll come back to you!
I mean currently the ONLY paths to legal immigration is either
>being rich and investing 500k
>being hired by a company
>marrying an american
It's fucking ridiculous because to be hired by an american company you'd need to be VERY exceptional on a stem field. There's literally no other way to immigrate.
Well, maybe those genetically inferior sand monkeys should clean up their own mess instead of just causing problems for everyone else.
this is not the only paths to immigration.
there is also people that come to study here in USA on student visas. Most people that come with student visa also find jobs to pay for apartment in USA. and then they can be "sponsored" by company to get resident visa.
the fight in syria is post cold war proxy war. USA gov has interest to arm rebels because USA gov wants syrian government with american puppet. Russia also has this interest in syria because syria is russia ally.
Russia also is still angry with USA because USA intervention in Libya and overthrow of Gaddafi. Gaddafi was very long time ally of Russia/Soviet Union and was not USA friendly.
To become a student on US you'd actually need to be rich on your home country, because besides most of the courses being quite expensive, the dollar rate can almost double the prices. And of course you are absolutely prohibited by law to work outside of the university/college while using a student visa.
Like I said you either need to be rich or a genius to immigrate.
Not the person you're responding to but wouldn't Trump's plan be something to go for, then? Wouldn't we want an immigration plan that helps poor third worlders find jobs in the US and keep the bad apples that give immigrants a bad name out?
It's not about responsibility it's empathy and the fact that those people could really contribute to the country economy, science and arts.
Canada has a decent immigration system, it's not easy, but it's possible if you work hard enough, the US system is pretty much retarded.
who are you and why are you stealing my shtick
>It's not about responsibility it's empathy and the fact that those people could really contribute to the country economy, science and arts
Holy shit, a bleeding heart liberal kek.
>M-muh cultural enrichment
>Like and share this photo of some dead sand nigger! This is all white peoples fault! :'[
You know who else "could" contribute to the economy, science and arts? Everyone who already lives there.
Immigration is fucking up my country, doing nothing but making it harder for people here to live, while also having to deal with entitled invaders who refuse to assimilate.
But that's okay. We can always tell white people to stop breeding, and if we ever need more citizens, we'll just ship them in from some third world shithole. They'll bring culture!
>Exams start next week
>Haven't started studying
>Still behind on some lecture material
It all ends here, gg.
I'm not talking about th hundreds of people who want to go to first world countries to have an easy life, I'm talking about the few good people, who like to play by the rules and actually want a decent life. There's a difference, and the numbers of the second group are small enough that it wouldn't affect the job market in any meaningful way.
Of course I'm again't what's happening on europe or the idiotic plan of some canadian politicians to bring sandniggers to their countries, but ignoring the valuable people who are willing to work for a better life is pretty much inhumane.
Imagine the situation was the reverse, your country went to shit and you wanted to immigrate to another better country, would you like to be stuck with a bunch of retarded people driving your country to the ground?
The fact of the matter is that we live in a system that is dependent on other people not having the same quality of life as everyone else.
For you to be able to post on 4chan on your new computer or on your new smart phone, someone has to make that phone.
All the components of that phone is taken from all over the world, then put together, then shipped off so you can buy it for a reasonable price.
This goes for every product your surround yourself with, a pencil, your pants, the plastic your microwave dinner is packed in. Everything.
If everyone on the world should have that same quality as you do, then chances are no one would want to do those things.
I can understand the incentive for wanting a better life and not be stuck in some shit hole, but should the fact that you are stuck somewhere building shit for the west be enough of a reason for you to be able to pack your things and be welcomed with opening arms? Once you let some people in you can't stop, you can't let the chinese in and then start saying no! when the indians come, or the pakistanis.
The current system welcomes that, sure it starts with refugee or migrants, but where I live what is happening now? People that feel they don't make enough money are also migrating, they have heard the boarders are open and they are welcomed in. This will end up ruining the life quality of everyone. Not just remove the luxury that I have, but actually fuck up the place they left as well. Maybe not tomorrow but if it continues, it will.
How are you going to regulate that, bub?
What's a litmus test for determining a "good" person who plays by the rules and wants a decent life? One that's also exclusive enough, so that any seemingly good sand nigger can't just slip right on in?
Personally interview every immigrant and discuss their hopes and dreams over a beer?
There are lots of "good" strangers out there with problems. Yeah, it sucks, but it's not my responsibility to take them in. Life is unfair, if you're posting in this general you should know all about that.
she talks to you about girlfriends, that's good. My mother never talks about sex or any of its socially acceptable forms (ie gfs and bfs) and this puritanism infected my relationship with my brothers, eventually straining our relationship as we could never talk about adult topics when we grew older. When she asked me why our relationships were in such a bad shape, I told her that it was her fault, at which she started crying, sobbing out "in my misery, that was all I could give you, I had to accept the most horrid conditions from your father so that you didn't suffer his abuse, I only used second hand clothes for 20 years so that you drank milk and not water..." and so on
>mfw my parents respect me and my siblings enough not to pressure us into doing what they want by asking us stupid things like that
>Every day is legal day
Not on the streets, whitey.
I think that even normies feel that something is amiss in bodies that unbalanced and would say that a properly trained body looks better if you made them compare two pictures side by side though they wouldn't be able to put their finger on what makes a smart bodybuldier's aesthetics superior.
Also gymbros probably wonder why they don't look like men on underwear adverts
was watching SNL. Trump... pretty much what I expected (not great, not horrible)... but holy crap SNL sucks. It was just painful to watch. I guess I've just gotten too old for it or something, IDK... it was horrible.
Like I said, the canadian immigration is a good example, it ain't exactly easy, but by no means it's unfair. And so far we're talking about sandniggers, what about russians, south americans or even some europeans?
Surely you are not saying that we should bar ALL people because some "aren't good enough".
Ooh ooh pick me.
Also do any gym bros know the best exercises for abs? Like maybe 5-10kg weighted crunches? Using a bench where your back is pointing more towards the floor than straight?
You keep thinking it's going to turn around, then you realise there's nothing better in the other direction anyway.
Not me but im going to drop my avatar after tonight I've decided.
I think I get to much attention and should do something else.
The insanity was fun though.
Im going to the church tomorrow to talk my way into getting some sort of higher position and volunteer and network with the preacher there and live a lie but they are all rich so it don't matter.
Squars deadlifts for sure
I have a six pack under the chub from those
Weighteed sit ups are g good also but hard to increase weight
You really want to remove any "good" people from these shitholes, and allow the evil to fester and multiply?
Do you just want to nuke the smelly, mean places once we evacuate all the certified GOOD PEOPLE™?
That's a sure way to fix the problem.
>what about russians, south americans or even some europeans
I was speaking pretty generally, the same applies to those. Not my problem.
I'm saying we should instead make sure that every country on this earth is safe, and I'm saying the only way to end all wars is if the world unite under one national socialist banner.
>Im going to the church tomorrow to talk my way into getting some sort of higher position and volunteer and network with the preacher
Yeah, "talk" your way into getting some higher position, and do some "volunteer work" with your preacher.
P-please don't drop your avatar, Macchi!
Are you really saying we should let good people rot and suffer on the hands of corrupt governments, violent drug warlords, power drunk police forces and retarded plebeians who just let it happen?
>Do you just want to nuke the smelly, mean places once we evacuate all the certified GOOD PEOPLE™?
No seriously, you can nuke them with the good people in, by personal experience I know that it's far better to die than just live on a nightmare.
I want to start swimming again, but I've lost pretty much all my muscle over the years. I'm embarrassingly weak and unfit.
No that was me
I go on other websites and other already know who I am because of my addiction to be the center of attention. I do it irl also was thinking about going to therapy for it. I am the exact same person irl.
I don't have any beliefs I just pick the sides that get me the most attention.
I literally think im a histrionic male
Naw im dropping it. I might come back with a new gimmick but im going to drop it. I enjoyed our little banter though tbqh
Hey they get 100k a week from donations
Maki wants a piece of the pie tbqh
Im a nihilist in every single way but I can pretend to be Christian since everyone in the military is Christian anyway so when in rome do as le romans
>Putting your own people first and letting others sort out their own problems makes me a horrible person
This is the kind of keked mentality that is destroying the west.
Also, you're a "humanitarian" who would rather euthanize them with a nuke, than allow them their small chance to pull themselves out of corruption, and develop.
I also tried swimming again last year but the only swimming facility in town was basically impossible to swim in.
Early mornings were booked for elder people to train.
Fornoon I have work.
After work the local swimming team has booked 6 of the courses from 4 to closing time, and the two courses that are open to the public are used by people that have trained swimming for so many years I'd just be in their way.
>bf asks me if I'm satisfied with him
he doesn't listen to me that much, the advice he gives me is childish and rushed, he asks for more than he gives, he doesn't make me feel comfortable enough to be myself around him all the time.
Yet he's obviously having a self confidence crisis and I genuinely love him so I won't say that.
I'm so burning to speak my mind out though
You only got to live in the "west" because of sheer random luck m8. Even worse what made the west so great is that a lot of the people from few generations ago were immigrants seeking a better life.
>than allow them their small chance to pull themselves out of corruption, and develop.
Ain't gonna happen, the global situation won't allow for that.
Well, not to your extent. I didn't fuck my body up with hormones due to delusions.
:) Just starvation.
I tried a few years ago and almost passed out. This was when I had a BMI of like, 16 though. I'm at 20 now, which is pretty healthy apparently. Still quite bony in the torso area though, and easily exhausted.
Probably not that bad. I've always been good at push ups, sit ups and chin ups. I've got a naturally big thoracic region and shoulders, so maybe that helps.
>Yet he's obviously having a self confidence crisis and I genuinely love him so I won't say that.
If you really love him
You should find the best way you can think of to help realize it in a way that'll help him feel motivated and capable of pulling himself together of it.
Did you just challenge him to a weak-off
He he, I actually only started lifting and exercising after HRT
>I actually only started lifting and exercising after HRT
How's that working for you, bb?
No, seriously, is it really fucking hard to gain muscle mass?
>tfw I'll never get to take some cutie (like someone who namefags that's into pup play) on a scenic picnic ,_,
>overflowing first world countries with poor, uneducated people with diseases will fix the problems in other countries
No. Those people have to stand to their government and fix their government corruption. You are young and naive. You can not save entire world. What about poor and sick people here in USA? I worry about my neighbours here in my country that is sick. and poor. and hungry. I help people in my community.
You look really cute, and your cam seems really shitty.
>overflowing first world countries with poor, uneducated people with diseases will fix the problems in other countries
Never said that. I was advocating for realistically good ways to filter the opportunists while still leaving room for good people to enter the country. You are ignorant if you think that your government action or lack of in other countries won't affect you somehow, Europe is just getting a small taste of that. Why the hell do you think it's called a "globalized world"?