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Who is your history husbando gaygen?
gg how the fuck do you tell if a guy is interested? I'm chatting this dude up on grindr but the conversation feels very one sided. I ask questions about his life and he responds to them but he doesn't ask questions to me. It almost feels like I'm interrogating him. At the same time though if he didn't want to talk to me why wouldn't he just block me or stop responding to me? I don't get it. Is he just being really polite or something? If I don't want to talk to people on grindr I just usually ignore them.
i think a lot of ppl think that's what a conversation is? i was talking to one of my old roommates who was always on his phone what he was using his phone for if he only gives 1 word replies and he told me he didn't realize it was something people noticed
But I managed.
Managed, past tense. Not anymore.
I guess I still have my core muscles since I'm lifting heavier than ever, but my arms and legs are noodlier than ever.
It's incredibly conflicting that my bully is so good looking.
But I don't know if he's the one who only playfully bullies me or the one that actually makes me cry bitter and lay on the ground trying not to feel with trash.
.. or if they're one and the same.
>Who is your history husbando gaygen?
a carrier of a big stick is always welcome attribute in husbandos
Circe this is 4chan, and it's the gay part of 4chan. You gotta expect a few bitchy-ass queens to give you shit, because when people get behind the keyboard, they can turn genuinely horrible.
If you can't build up a shell to keep them from getting to you, you might put down the trip until you can.
>Why the hell do you think it's called a "globalized world"?
globalization is sociology and communism. it is disgusting. you might as well use disgusting words like "human race"
>I mean currently the ONLY paths to legal immigration is either
>being rich and investing 500k
>being hired by a company
>marrying an american
you realize this is most standards to immigrate to most countries. not only USA. other countries it is even harder to immigrate or impposible. USA is one of easiest countries to immigrate to. and most of our immigrants they are not rich people.
>You are ignorant if you think that your government action or lack of in other countries won't affect you somehow, Europe is just getting a small taste of that
You think because we do not help people in middle east enough that is why they are immigrating? It has nothing to do with this. It is because war. If you do not realize in every war there is big population moves. In Caucasus in 90s and 2000s many caucasians fled to Russia and now kavkazec flood Moscow. Moscow has so many muslims. It does not have anything to do with immigration policies. Our immigration policies is okay if anything they should be more strict
I've just removed gluten. I can't take out red meats as well ;_; what would I eat?
I do a lot of cardio already, but it's high pressure cardio (like running), I'm thinking of something softer to build up endurance full body. Maybe an hour or two a week swimming is what I had in mind.
I meant for my meat. I add veggies n shit. It's not that expensive, I just buy in bulk and freeze them.
But you're right, it is boring. Good thing I hate cooking more than I hate monotony.
my brother and his wife have decided to try to be vegans for their health (nothing religious). My nephew says now all they do is argue during dinner b/c they are so miserable. >Thanksgiving is gonna suck this year.
I've just been having a rough couple of weeks, babe.
If you saw the shit I've put up with, man, you'd want to quadruple my anti-depressant dosage.
I spent over a year on /mtfg/ drawing pictures and singing songs for sad people who I thought might be happier if they got them. I'm incorrigibly fueled by sunshine.
And being sad is pretty much a part of my nature. I don't think I'll ever get over my anxieties but I've made peace with that.
Consider me unsettled and uncomfortably attracted.
Honestly, it was mostly.. that one time. If it was even you. Where you accused me of attentionwhoring and described what you'd do to me, uh, sexually, in the same message.
Everything just felt a lot uglier and callous after that.
But I mean, whatever right.
I feel like I'm on an upswing so I won't even be a good bully target anyways soon.
Pick one. Veganism is a horribly unhealthy lifestyle. People end up with fucked up digestion, poor health, and fatigue.
I know that feel. I need to try gluten free bread and stuff.
I've cut gluten out of my diet for almost a week, and I've already noticed substantial improvements to my stamina. If my body couldn't tolerate gluten, gluteny food would have the energy benefit of cardboard, no?
I have to force myself to eat chicken breast when I buy it. It's just such an effort to thaw out, prepare and cook. I also hate any meat that isn't heavily seasoned, or with sauce. Except ham and bacon, I guess. Steak can be okay if I'm in the mood, and it's a good steak.
I don't log all my shitposts. The only person I come for sexually here is Maki and various camwhore Anons. Mostly for entertainment instead of actual arousal.
I doubt I'm the only person to ever accuse you of those things though.
Poor Anon, I can do 12 one handed in a row. Or I can clap between them. It takes a long time to build up strength, keep working at it! In a few hours, even when you're still a little sore, do another set of press ups! (Give yourself a break tomorrow)
The initial workouts are always the toughest. When you just start, it always leaves you a lot more sore than later down the line.
I'm not sure if I'd rather do early morning or late evening.
But meat is so tasty! I love a well cooked chop or chicken breast. Char grill is so freaking good too.
I have literally nothing else to eat which keeps me pretty good about thawing it.
I do tend to glaze them with barbecue sauce...probably not very good...but I eat veggies too dammit.
I mean, it was more just how uncaring and predatory it sounded, along with the sexuality and with how bad I was feeling..
Whatever, I guess it's not really worth talking about
One nice thing about low self-esteem is that it makes it mightily easy to forgive people
So, you know
Whatever, right? <3
Is that weird? Seems kinda gross to me.
Honey soy is my go-to. Sweet chili if I put the chicken on a wrap or something.
>But meat is so tasty! I love a well cooked chop or chicken breast. Char grill is so freaking good too
It's okay. My relatives used to prepare meats when I was a kid, so I think seeing strung up and gutted dead animals all over my grandfather's shed turned me off it a bit.
Not out of some faggy ethics, it just seemed kind of gross. I'll eat pretty much anything though, it's just when I have a choice I don't eat much meat.
Back off, tranny scum.
Never had barbecue chicken? Sometimes I switch it up with a teriyaki glaze too.
I'm pretty sure it's ok calorie-wise since I don't eat anything else but lunch, dinner, and a little something in the evening.
>The only person I come for sexually here is Maki and various camwhore Anons.
I wish you'd bully me more tbqh.
Im leaving after tonight though.
You really shouldn't let people get to you. I get more shit on mtfg than most people get on the internet but I just think it's hilarious. Its 4chan and you're a tripfag it comes with the territory. You're putting a face a name a character on an anonymous forum. You're going to get attacked just how it is. If you're looking for legit lovibg healthy internet friendship don't look on a place where people can just go anon.
You're also kind of an easy target because of your gender which I don't really know what it is tbqh. Genderfluid? Trans? I don't even know. I am not saying its bad or judging but its easy for anon to insult.
Ah, ok, that makes a bit of sense. I got taught how to gut rabbits and fish when I was 6 though, and by god do I enjoy eating rabbits and fish...
I have very distinctive boundaries. If someone really hurts me and they meant it, they can fuck off, they won't find forgiveness here.
Well, I don't know if I have it until I get a full blood test and stuff done. I was getting crazy exhausted, and I was eating like 4,000 calories a day. I would be dripping with sweat after 30 minutes of exercise, and my legs would go weak and stuff. I figured there had to be something up. So now I'm just exploring my diet a bit.
Like I said I cut out gluten, and about a week later, I'm starting to feel quite a lot better. My skin cleared up a bit too.
>Im leaving after tonight though
You'll be back, my slutty maki-reactor.
I have no problem mutilating animals and shit in biology classes, it's just eating unseasoned meat has always grossed me out for some reason.
I guess it's not that weird. I was imagining you just pouring bottled barbecue sauce on your chicken. I've had pre-glazed barbecue chicken kebabs though.
Tandoori chicken is nice.
Ok, so maybe it's something else that drives me to forgive and befriend my bullies, look, whatever
I just know it's almost always turned out nicely.
Oh, why you gotta, bby
Don't be like that
It ain't no thang, maks, srsly.
I know how the Internets do. I get worse in real life and used to get absolutely -horrendous- treatment, years back. I was just having a low swing. I think I've got some hormonal weirdness going on atm, actually, from my dose change a couple of months ago.
And, uh, fluid, sure. I don't really give it a name, I just now I feel comfortable and nice with my gender expression. Superfemme with lots of masculine traits. Or whatever.
Yeah, n'aw, I ain't about that life.
I'm a wellspring of forgiveness. I don't think I could hold a grudge if I tried.
I've had someone literally egg me on into self harm and laugh and slap my face about it and had them crying into my shoulder a year later, drunkenly confessing all their pent up bitterness and anxieties. And now they're a WAY happier and more pleasant person.
>I was imagining you just pouring bottled barbecue sauce on your chicken
Well, yeah? What else would it be? I mean maybe I could make my own sauce but...
I brush on barbecue sauce, then bake it in the oven. Nothing special or fancy, because I'm lazy and don't care. I've taken a very "I require nutrients" stance on food as of late.
As I said on Skype, I just hit a snapping point. After that I became a much less tolerant and forgiving person. I've had that same situation, and I wasn't nearly as pleasant to them as you were.
Maybe you don't like the texture? Or just sick of the flavour? Not sure. On the note of seasoned meat, I would do horrible things for a wrack of BBQ ribs right now..
How big is your cock since you're always bullying mine? I want to play with it.
Im here for entertainment and banter also but you're hot to me for some reason...i think its the lips and the personality tbqh...
No, I meant you cook it, then just dump a bunch of cold sauce on it.
>I've taken a very "I require nutrients" stance on food as of late
I don't really think about nutrients, mostly just calories. My diet's pretty low fat, mostly because I hate fast food. I eat too much salt though.
6.5. I'm the asshole who bullies to you with smug anime faces, fantasizes about your overcompensation and wants you to get lewd with Puppy, you hate me. Which only makes you more qt to me.
Ooo you're that asshole.
Its hard to hate youre always responding and complimenting me. Plus you're always trying to get me and sludge together so I can't hate you. Its too bad you're strictly top which sucks for you because id take care of you really well tbqh...i want to touch you really badly though tbqh...
You know... traditionally, it was the gays who were supposed to be the most degenerate with their leather and all that comes with it; then I started to believe that the trans ppl were worse b/c of their tendency to be more skewed towards sadomasochism. I think now tho I've come to conclude it truly is the biscum who are just the absolute worst. They are like sex crazed bunnies humping anything that moves who've totally gone off the deep-end: >>5191574
I've always said I'd bottom for you, marquis. Probably let you smack me around a lot too.
Don't know if I'd be able to contain my laughter though.
Laugh all you want. It only gets me harder and harder while in pulling your hair and choking you with bicep. I want to choke you while I reach around and stroke your hard cock tbqh...
You wouldn't laugh by the time were done because you would be apologizing and cuddling with maki with my cum on your face tbqh.
I think if im going to post in gaygen I probably should fuck at least one guy or get fucked by one. But they all have aids
>crosslinking that disgusting thread
>YEAH, YOU LITTLE SLUT, YOU WANT MAKI'S CUM ON YOUR FACE? SAY AAH!
>pffthaha, oh, yeah, Maki-chama, cum on my face, aaah!
>O-oh ohkay, y-you too..
>Oh, HERE IT COMES, DRINK UP!
Oh, I'm so sorry, Maki-chin. Please forgive my arrogance, your 0.0001016000km long "penis" (about 3/5 of my penis) and 5'8.5 frame just commands respect.
No, it's not fun dominating "men" who are so far below me to be quite fucking brutally honest, family member desu. I just wanna laugh at your qt micro dickie, and watch you act all tuff and scrappy.
Would probably call up a couple of my twink girlfriends and laugh about it afterwards.
When you walk past, I'd be like "Yeah, that's the one, hahaha" and we'd all have a little chuckle while you strut by, chest puffed out, blushing, maybe dropping a "h-hey ladies..".
Lol you're lucky I have a thing for really mean people like myself and can take a joke and actually enjoy brutality of the psychological warfare kind. Those are grounds for murder tbqh lol.
Im going to choke you with my cum you little pussy bitch ;^]
But real talk I really enjoy insanely mean brutal things.
>being in education
>having an actual life worth living
do u even crippling depression
So how brutally mean can you get...?
I haven't said really mean things in a while...
Depends on the subject tbqh, if I know someone has a particular insecurity I'll push that button a lot. It's fun to see them snap.
Sexually, I prefer to be a little more physical, edging, smacking, bondage, nipple play, degrading/violating acts etc than just verbally mean.
>if I know someone has a particular insecurity I'll push that button a lot.
I've noticed. I bring it to myself though lol.
I don't have any physical degrading fetishes at least with me being degraded but when im domming I like the same stuff as you. I am much more verbally abusive though when im doing it.
I like to verbally abuse just to do it. I sometimes go to other generals and just threaten and just say horrible things. Irl I like to just say horrific things but I also like people being mean to me even in nonplayful mean.
Nothing makes me laugh more than going into anon saying the most disgusting depraved thing ever and just knowing that they read it.
>bf left his sweatshirt at my place yesterday
>have been wearing it all night
>it smells like him
>tfw scared off my sexy bully with my autism
Is wizzy from this general or a different wiz?
I know there's one on mtfg also
J O H N B U TE
or maybe Mishima - he was gay, absolutely ripped, one of the great writers, and held the entire japanese government hostage before killing himself with a sword because he got "bored".
"His father, a man with a taste for military discipline, employed parenting tactics such as holding the young boy up to the side of a speeding train."
That wording though.
Have had my eye on someone on grindr as well lately and this is like my worst nightmare. Still haven't mustered up any courage to talk to him, but I think it'd be worse if this happened than if he just blocked me. I'm a little too awkward to keep a one sided conversation going too long.
he has a way with words
Isao had never felt that he might want to be a woman. He had never wished for anything else but to be a man, live in a manly way, die a manly death. To be thus a man was to give constant proof of one’s manliness–to be more a man today than yesterday, more a man tomorrow than today. To be a man was to forge ever upward toward the peak of manhood, there to die amid the white snows of that peak.
But to be a woman? It seemed to mean being a woman at the beginning and being a woman forever.
Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus
Born in the Roman Empire in what is now Spain. He even had temptations for sexual contact with a male friend of his in his youth, but never acted upon any gay encounters.
dont you hate when you open up your basement and find three score naked men energetically fucking each other?
I've read it 5 times close to the 6th now. Epictetus is also a good read, but long winded. I usually do ignore all the religious stuff in both Meditations and the Enchiridion. I'm an agnostic anyway so I don't mind contemplating on if there is a God or not, but for the most part I ignore religious connotations.
Do tops and bottoms have distinct differences in preferences in a man? I'm talking about what physical part of a man they find most attractive, whether it be the legs, the butt, etc. Do verse fall in between?
guys i rlly reccomend this comic
Me neither, I essentially see it as "if you are a good person who obeys the laws and helps your fellow people in your society, that society/state and people around you will protect you from bad external (human caused) problems from happening to you."
My interpretation is a bit far fetched, but it works well. More well connected and friends you have the more protected you are from danger.
I really liked it from the get-go. Too bad the fucker censors the dicks.
>just downloaded "Awesome Mixtape Vol. 1" from guardiands of the galaxy
>have been dancing for the last 45 min
>really need to get some work done
send help pls
Am I the only one who thought it was a little pandering as a soundtrack
Like for obvious reasons it feels really inserted into the narrative of the film and I just don't like that
It's still all good music but there's no way the vol 2 will have same wow factor
Realistically just find music from a year or two after the vol 1 stuff
i thought it was great. 900x better than "generic and ominous orchestral score with synth effects", which pervades every single other fucking movie from the last 20 years.
It was a neat way to explain the soundtrack, it gave an insight into Pratt's character, it was energetic and sometimes funny in context, and it was most importantly fresh and a nice change from the norm.
No, I honestly didn't find it that great. Most of the songs are well played on top 40 stations, many feels like stock soundtrack/television soundtrack tunes.
But then again, I'm a bitter old sourpuss that feels modern movies being more like commercials/music videos to sell tracks through iTunes and suchlike.
I mean, look at the martian, how many scenes were there were they just played a song through. 3 or 4. The Bowie song and the abba song, felt a little weak sauce tbpqh
Sure it gave insight but like interlude scene where he puts the earphones just irks me, I just think it should be back ground music rather then so forced
Like it can still be the same songs just intergrated with the narrative
In general I can really watch Hollywood movies and say there anything above alright Tbh there all so formulaic
My AP Biology teacher called me sick :/ she said that if you can take that much pain by turning an exit into an entrance and go so far as to bleeding and being stretched, there's something mentally wrong with you. She said she doesn't believe that God made gay and straight, and when I told her how I found out I was gay, everyone said it was a choice. I didn't choose to be gay. Why would I choose to be hated and rejected from society like an outcast? She told me that being gay is a demonic thing, and that I need to pray to God and ask him to save me from this demonic thing.
Do you guys believe that being gay is a choice?
Also what do I do about what my teacher said?
I'm still bothered by what she said. :/ It's an everyday thing when it comes to science and religion. She'll explain something then tell what the Bible says. "As you'll find out in church, science isn't real"
How do I stop focusing my life into getting a bf
literally, everything I do, if I have to be honest to myself, I do it in order to get a bf
studying, working, reading books and watching movies, developing skills, etc. I don't do any of those things because I want to. I just do them in order to be good enough for someone someday.
I hate group or partnered projects. I'm always the one doing all the work while the others sit back and do near to nothing. This aspect of college annoys independent individuals like me.
>not believing in science
>believing in God
>Do you believe that being gay is a choice?
I don't think that being gay is a choice. Living as a gay person, on the other hand, I think it is. Of course, I also think it's the healthier choice.
>What do I do about what my teacher said?
Sadly, if they let her teach there it probably means that you live in a very religious surrounding, so probably nothing.
you have no idea what true pain is like, I'm running 3 seperate college societies pretty much singlehandedly. The moment I ask anyone to do anything they quit from the commitee to avoid the work.
Fair enough, I'm a fan of Tarantino, even planning on maratonning his other 7 films in the lead up to the hateful eight with friends
Haven't seen or heard much about the revenant
lots of biologists believe due to the chaotic collision of variables that made life, something had to set it in motion, other day that it was just that random chance
I literally can't believe you, sorry.
>doesn't believe in science
>doesn't know how buttholes work
>teaches bible in AP biology
>doesn't know the science behind homosexuality
I used to be like that, then I realized my chances are still close to null. Haven't been able to do anything ever since.
>Dont you have hopes, dreams, aspirations for a job or anything?
not really. I see people talking about dream jobs all the time, and I realize I don't have one. I'm good with any job that gives me enough money to survive.
>Have you tried writing out a bucket list?
There's nothing I particullary want to do before I die. It's not like I'd feel that I wasted my life if I never travel to an exotic country or jump from a plane with a parachute.
>mfw my mom pays for all of my tuition
>mfw I will graduate with very little to no debt
>mfw born into success
I don't know about you guys but Richard Nixon in his day could fucking get it
>tfw no Jewish BF to slowly turn you on a path of degeneracy that ends in you only being able to think about how to better please your Jewish master's huge cut dick like the good goy you are
>state universities falling to pieces
>paid universities are shit AND expensive
>no one to pay for anything for me
>no future in my country
>no possibility to move to another country
I'm depressed so that wouldn't help much..
Thanks for the advice. I just have 6 more months until I graduate. Hopefully I can hang in there until then.
I have pictures of such
I did this 2 months ago.
It's okay senpai. The south is truly unbelievable.
How does a butthole work? She said a woman's body was made to conform to a man's and bashed gay girls for putting on body parts that aren't theirs and called transgenders mentally unstable.
>Can stream chaturbate perfectly fine
>Can't stream program window for showing pixels
>Can watch Jojo on crunchyroll just fine
>Can't listen to CrashCourse on youtube, even on 144 p
>Upload webms to puu.sh in seconds
>Send files on snail backs on skype
What is this
How does internet connectivity even work
Nothing ever makes sense with his nonsense
"You're the only openly gay boy at our school", was all I heard. It's as if the fact that I'm gay means so much to you, but for you to be such a dignified alpha-male on the football team, you physically and mentally appear to be insecure about your liking. Why should what I am impede us in our efforts to coagulate as a people? Why should anything bar racism or religious intolerance stop us from helping eachother up in a sad attempt to escape the crab effect?"
Because my parents don't accept me, and they would indignantly shun me for what the Bible says on being a homosexual. Even if they know, I'm not entirely sure they're ready ( albeit the vociferations of both my parents' eternal hatred for homosexuals and non-heteronormative beings therein have been voiced frequently and have been implicitly stated to not exclude their own son, the reconsideration of coming out to both of my parents will definitely take time ) to find out who I am as a sexual being and what I prefer when it comes down to man and woman. To recapulate, I'm doing rather horribly as a social butterfly. My unaccountable sudden changes in mood and frequently occuring panic attacks make befriending new people eminently improbable, and it's only a matter of time before I end up taking my own life because of the vocalized sentiments of my teachers, classmates, and family's lack of acceptance for my homosexual behavior.
I'm a nigger so I can't afford a thesaurus.
I just want people to believe me and respect me again. I'm sorry I made a bad image of myself in the past, but I really miss you guys.. Please forgive me?
I can't clear the thick haze that blocks my emotions. I can't function properly anymore, and It's only a matter of time until I end up having a nervous breakdown when I get inevitably shunned for existing in class for yet another one of my effeminate propensities. People nowadays act as if they know me, but they don't. They don't know who I am. They go on and on about how facetious and jocular I am, but that's only the beginning. I'm a gullible waste of space and I feel as though my creation was a mistake.
You always claim to post a pic and you post pics of different people every time. You claimed to be a white guy from New Hampshire before. Nobody believes you you're a liar and annoying, fuck off
>You always claim to post a pic
and you post pics of different people every time.
>You claimed to be a white guy from New Hampshire before.
Pic related. Hunter isn't from New Hampshire. He's from Maryland/DC (202) You're making up shit.
>Nobody believes you you're a liar and annoying
I take it English isn't your first language?
Bitch I never fucked on.
srsly, why do you post here
all you get is (deserved) hate
just give up and shit up some other place already
I love attention from people like you. Please keep it up. Do you have another pic with me in it? The last one was p awesome desu
>why do you post here
>I feel like it
Leave me alone
I'm homosexually disabled.
What's that do?
I don't deserve hate you fag.
>anon lets be friends.
Yes it is.
Y O U
Sorry anon :/
>More than four inches
that means seven at least
working my ass off at the moment. Gotta turn in some stuff tomorrow, and have a meeting at 3 with some other people. How did I go from being an absolute NEET to overemployed in one week?
But I enjoy my work! And I didn't lack the money before, just the motivation, it was rough times. Its all better now, im just shocked because i got a call for 2 days work, and ended up handling all kinds of things.
>playing CS:GO on Russian server for lols
>run bomb all the way to CT spawn
>buy auto sniper, give it to ct
>intentionally throw it as one of the last two guys on my team by following teammate around and shooting at the air
>hear "SUUKAAA" as I get vote kicked
Mine was *almost* can thick wide, and I went down with it "vigorously" for about half an hour before I realized I was just milking and edging myself.
For some reason I can't get a hands free orgasm, good thing if I find a bf that likes to keep in in orgasm denial I guess, since I stay JUST at the edge during the whole thing.
Oh, shucks, I dunno.
My friends and I have always just used Picarto when doodling for/with one another.
Or the google videochat room thing.
Twitch is more for social media people and, like, hardcore streamers, no?
>Yeah makis lovers always get a thumbs up from him
My middle finger is a little less than 4 inches
I kinda have Chauncey fingers
It should be
>ya ne govorju po ukrainski
In Slavic languages always use word "on" say idont speak on ukrainian
Depends which part and what time period. In Soviet Union era there was big push to speak Russian only. And people that did not speak it native. Spoke Russian because it was government language (to be communicate with police)
Also something like 70% eastern Ukraine don't speak ukrainian. This is part of reason why people in eastern region want to join Russia
Who /metalhead/ in here?
guys.... dont you think the maki hate is getting a little much?
I feel like it long since crossed the boundary of "banter", and now it just seems malicious.
its not like we can choose what dicks we get.
I don't really have a type 0 negative fav record desu, i guess?
I just like Doom/Goth and maybe some symphonic desu.
>inb4 emo teenage grill
Some of the tracks i've listened to lately.
okay so for real now should i even bother trying to hook up if im a bttm with only 5.5 inches?
or is that just laughable and everyone will ignore me? it seems like everyone has 6.5+ inches here
Dang, that Paradise Lost track was awesome. I also liked Moonspell. Although it was a little to repetitive for my taste.
Perhaps you can take a liking to sludge-y stuff?
Baroness is pretty top-notch imo.
Ever been to any concerts?
5.5 would feel pretty nice in most bums, I think.
I think girth is really the thing for tops, desu
Feeling a bitch of stretch is, like.. the most important passive thing about sex.
5.5" sounds like enough to hit a prostate to me so, shit man, what else even matters
Just know how to work it, honestly, it doesn't matter what it looks like when its inside someone.
>guys with small dicks are whiny and insecure
>implying insecure guys aren't adorable
>not wanting to tease a qt about his cute lil weiner and make him blush
It's like you guys are all sub bottoms or something
tfw no muscleslut bottom bitch with a cute little dick